Star Trek

>Has the comfiest Starfleet career and happiest personal life of all the TV trek Captains

Based.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >likes shit show
    >reddit spaces

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It took me a second to clock this was Trek and not Orville or that parody with the fat lad from Breaking Bad. Is that someone we already know from another Trek series?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped this show on the first season.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was so awful I couldn't even hate watch it.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t realise the final season had already happened. Kek no promotion at all, paramount realised it was a crock of shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really think I could have forgiven a lot of the bullshit on this show if they just put them in the classic uniform seen here

      at the very least it would have been a nice gesture.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Comfiest career
    That would in fact be Kirk
    >Happiest personal life
    That's Sisko, he got to raise a good son, bag Penny Johnson, and apotheosize

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >That would in fact be Kirk
      Janeway.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Being trapped in another quadrant with no hope of rescue for seven years is not comfy.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The show acted like it was, Fricking Beast Wars had more consequences.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >beast wars
            G1 or frick off

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              G1 is more antiquated than TOS.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Solid bait.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do you think she changes the bridge's smoke alarm battery

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Raised by Vulcans
    >Cries all the time.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any updates by Moonraker anon?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In two more weeks we'll be able to make our own Star Trek episodes. It's over for Paramount troons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >trannie on the left

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By how many centimeters does Picarcher's physical parameters change during this sequence? Looks like nearly 50 cm to me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's Judy tier ai, what do you expect

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate nu-trek so fricking much.
    >only watched first seaon of disco and picard and then refused to watch more
    >recenty brother tells me "picard season 3 is really good, they fixed everything!!!!"
    So i watch it
    >seven is now a lesbian and somehow went from 3 digit IQ to 2 digits.
    >picard is even more decrepit then in the first season
    >picards son is a marry sue moron who gets way to much screentime
    >the entire "fleet" of starfleet is now a couple of hundred ships while we have seen entire armadas with far more ships in DS9
    >everybody in starfleet is now too moronic to see a widescale infiltration of changlings in every ship of starfleet
    >i did not dislike the new worf, but the question is, what is the defacto leader of the klingons doing running around with a lesbian old hag.
    >they did a deathstar trench run with the ent-D and data did things on his own that we have never even seen before when the ship was fully staffed
    >etc.....

    Also, did every starfleet personel over 24 in the solar system get killed by the ones taken over by the borg?
    That's millions of people.
    They never really go in to that one after it happens.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hated prickard s3 too. I hated the entire show. But people were blinded enough by All The Stars Being There. Just awful. Also the TNG characters spouting off modern day dialogue is horrid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think worst of all was the Titan-A being rebranded as the Enterprise-G
      Fricking fanfiction tier

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That last season was one giant frick you after the other to anybody who loved old trek.
        I find it insane that lower decks, a comedy trek show, has more respect for the old lore then these live action shows.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That is not star trek no matter what you call it.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I always found it a bit odd that the Federation was friendly with the Klingons despite them classifying disruptors as war crime-tier weapons because of how painful they killed people.

    And yet they go about allying with an empire that uses that as their standard sidearm over the Romulans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Love how in STD the klingons where assfricking starfleet so hard in every battle and were close to burning earth but they then kind of gave up and fricked off because some small bullshit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a metaphor for Operation Desert Storm

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not canon. Will never be canon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Paramount determines what is canon. Seethe effetely and impotently.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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