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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shin Hati bros... the black girl is stealing our girls vibe...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't even seem like a joke. It seems like they really took Shin Hati (since she seems to be very popular) and said, let's make her black and sith

        No idea about the show, but yes, she's pretty cute in the photo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The age of tsundere goth female villains has begun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She must be able to inhale so many midichlorians with that giant baboon nose.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her nose is tiny as frick. What?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That ape's nose is bigger than a white MAN's let alone a woman's

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love Felicity so much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have any of these dipshits working on star wars today seen the OT?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watch for she

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this on Ach-To?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be, we actually don't know

        The Dawn of the Jedi movie apparently has a lot to do with Ach To so I could see them planting seeds for the plotlines

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ach To
          I sleep

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have been trying hard to make the sequels relevant and important to the franchise so my guess is yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is cute still not watching this dog shit tv show though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shin Hati bros... the black girl is stealing our girls vibe...

      Anon
      [...]

      Genuinely might be the most conventionally attractive woman since Natalie Portman

      I watch for she

      Cinemaphile enters yet another Yidsney marketing campaign cycle.
      Buy an ad israelites.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahaha
      Is this real?

      >w-why is Disney’s stock only trading at 50% of what it was two years ago??!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly made for white men to give her a big tummy.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even watching the trailer for this shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's the zoomer responsible for writing this shit

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't jerk off to this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEN YOU ARE LOST

    • 4 weeks ago
      I have been summoned

      it pleases me to see another artist's take on her. I wonder which photo they referenced.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Bad b***h

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even bother posting this rubbish here.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no white boys among the padawans
    DROPPED

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK I meant younglings

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-ordering these right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they would drop Hasbro so bad

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But why isn't there a single attractive character in the whole trailer?

    It's like it's being done on purpose at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon

      I love her

      Genuinely might be the most conventionally attractive woman since Natalie Portman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the most conventionally attractive woman since Natalie Portman
        She knows it too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3/10 troll, almost got me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watch for she

        she is cute still not watching this dog shit tv show though

        Haha zoomer betas

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are fricking delusional
        Shin is hotter
        R1 chick is hotter
        Rey is infinitely hotter (uhohh... Daisy Ridley...)
        Ahsoka is hotter
        etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically believe that while many of the directors are obsessed with uggos, Hollywood is just having a hard time finding attractive women who will do this shit for less than a million dollars.
      Hot chicks have so many options, marry a rich guy, onlyfans, even cosplayers on instagram make comparable money to being an extra in hollywood. And none of those involve living in a godless hellole like LA or Atlanta and having to deal with the pill addicted fricks that work in the film industry or blood orgy rapists like harvey. Then if the movie does well you have to deal with contsant fricking media attention that we now know turns even gorgeous well put together women into suicidal zombies within a decade.
      Attractive actresses use to be a dime a dozen in hollywood because it was seen as "every pretty girl's dream" to be a star. Now anybody with common sense wants nothing to do with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      starwars is not known for having hot chicks though. You had natalie portman and thats it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aayla Secura says hi.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The background Jedi with less than a minute of screentime and no spoken name?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you count the movies. Plenty of hot chicks in animation and elsewhere.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are rat shills always using pictures from the EU that they hate so much when trying to promote their slop?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single white male padawan
    wow disney, amazing! so progressive!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ]

      >one white person
      I think I'll pass.

      Who cares about shit like that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off israelite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do. It's tommen from got

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one white person
    I think I'll pass.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he losing it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy's t he biggest fricking joke. lol. At one point he was interesting, but it's pathetic now.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ACKolyte

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >advertising Bad Batch
    >pretending to like Filoni Wars
    >pretending to like Disney Wars
    >using a beloved EU character as engagement bait

    Yep, it's a shill thread.
    Zoomers, I prescribe you to go watch the Tartakovsky Clone Wars, read the Darth Maul Dark Horse comics, read Darth Plagueis and go play a healthy amount of KotOR in order to not be infected by this cancer.
    And remember to drink some water every now and then.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Acolyte lady said she's going to fill the show with EU lore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Superficially though. It’s all gonna be total ass anyway.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "EU lore" here just means throwing some shit they found on Wookiepedia against the wall and hoping it'll stick or that some brown redditor will notice.
        You're not going to get any faithful representation of the EU material or even any satisfying Rule of Two shenanigans.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, the same lady bragged about not knowing anything about the franchise.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "EU lore" here just means throwing some shit they found on Wookiepedia against the wall and hoping it'll stick or that some brown redditor will notice.
            You're not going to get any faithful representation of the EU material or even any satisfying Rule of Two shenanigans.

            She said she grew up reading the 90s books and it's what made her want to work on star wars. What are you nerds talking about?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think he's thinking about the Rogue Squadron director, and that was a game or movie that was supposed to come out, don't remember.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > read Darth Plagueis
      Having him live past TPM was a mistake. I prefer that he died long before the events of TPM like RotS implied.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It also makes no sense whatsoever, because the movie clearly stated: "Only two there are, no more, no less." Darth Sidious and Darth Maul. Two Sith Lords. Darth Plagueis had to be dead. And, indeed, this whole "tee-hee, he is right there off screen in this scene!" is super stupid and fan-fiction'y.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Lucas was only involved early on with the book when it was intended to be published back in 05 as a tie-in to RotS. The version we got years later was significantly altered from the original and had no involvement with Lucas.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t.speedreader

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maul was no sith lord just a mere tool for the real sith.
          That and the fact that neither Plagueis nor Sidious 's quest for power could ever be confined by some arbitrary rule.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > Maul was no sith lord just a mere tool for the real sith.
            Only in Plagueis. Dude was just a failed apprentice.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It still fits within the context. We cannot know what Sidious though or planned and a red, horned humanoid with sith tattoos is a bit of a weird choice for Sidious to have at his side in public.

              >Maul was no sith lord just a mere tool for the real sith.
              Autism and fanfiction. Watch the movie before spewing out some moronic bullshit. Read less fanfiction. He is literally DARTH MAUL, LORD OF THE SITH. As opposed to, eh, Assaj Ventress, who is just Assaj Ventress, and NOT a Darth. He is DARTH, like DARTH SIDIOUS, DARTH TYRANUS and DARTH VADER. Lucas made it very explicitly clear that he was a real Sith Lord, and he never pretended otherwise or treated him as anything else.

              Yes of course. Sidious says to Maul that he is a Sith lord and to Plagueis that he is The Wise. No Sith Lord would ever lie to get to their goal. Are you going to tell me he intented his apprendice Darth Tyrannus to beat him and take the mantle of master?
              Darth Maul is Sidious cruel joke. A poor child who got groomed into an animalistic delusional hunter. Still he rose above what Sidious marked him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, EU headcanon. Again, irrelevant. That's not what was in the movie and not what Lucas intended or ever said. I honestly couldn't care less.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never anwsered this about canon pal:
                >No Sith Lord would ever lie to get to their goal. Are you going to tell me he intented his apprendice Darth Tyrannus to beat him and take the mantle of master?

                Your argument is that Sidious doesn't lie to Maul or the Federation guys? The guy that spends all his screentime lying?

                >I honestly couldn't care less.

                Then do all of us a favour and accept you're out of your depth and go.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a red, horned humanoid with sith tattoos is a bit of a weird choice for Sidious to have at his side in public.
                And pic related isn't?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No Sith tattoos. Sidious plan for the empire was to get the galaxy full of atheist a la Han Solo, having a guy with literal runes in his face seems moronic for that.

                No, dude. Maul was just a failed apprentice. Simple as that.

                My reasoning is that Sidous though "maybe he can be good apprendice and if not is just good to have a trained killer from birth that is loyal only to me". But he displayed none of the Sith best abilities (cunning, strategy, politics, tactics, huge raw power, ...)
                But he was groomed to be a true apprendice like Vader.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No Sith tattoos
                Most people would just think they're regular tattoos. They don't know shit about the Sith.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OK, fair enough.
                I still think Maul wasn't intented to be the true apprendice of Sidious. He could not have pulled of the Federation like Dooku did and that is a major part of Sidious plan

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sith tattoos
                Silly EU retcon.
                >Sidious plan for the empire was to get the galaxy full of atheist a la Han Solo, having a guy with literal runes in his face seems moronic for that.
                Source? Where was that in the movies, when did Lucas say any of that?
                >But he displayed none of the Sith best abilities (cunning, strategy, politics, tactics, huge raw power, ...)
                There was no need in TPM to display that. That was not his goal. He did display them elsewhere. He was a Darth, a Sith Lord. I am waiting for you to prove otherwise from the films or using Lucas' words.

                Quit embarrassing yourself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Source? Where was that in the movies, when did Lucas say any of that?

                Did you watch the original trilogy where everyone believed the force to be an old wives tale when in the prequels everyone knows it's real?

                >There was no need in TPM to display that. That was not his goal. He did display them elsewhere. He was a Darth, a Sith Lord. I am waiting for you to prove otherwise from the films or using Lucas' words.

                He was using an special assassin as an special assassin if he was a true Sith lord he would have been doing something more important for Sidious but alas he was not.

                Also: anwser the sith lord Dooku question you moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He was using an special assassin as an special assassin if he was a true Sith lord he would have been doing something more important for Sidious but alas he was not.
                Maul did the same shit that Vader does. They're the enforcers, Sidious is the mastermind.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, dude. Maul was just a failed apprentice. Simple as that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Maul was just a failed apprentice
                >Takes down one Jedi Master and nearly another.

                Nah, he was fine considering how young he was

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, EU headcanon. Again, irrelevant. That's not what was in the movie and not what Lucas intended or ever said. I honestly couldn't care less.

                You're both idiots. Maul in the EU was a legitimate Sith apprentice, only Plagueis thought that he was merely an assassin, but even then he didn't care because he wanted to end the Rule of Two.

                Palpatine tried to have Ventress killed exactly because he was afraid that Dooku would do exactly what he himself had done, which was groom an apprentice under his own master's nose until he was prepared to discard him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is that Maul was DARTH Maul, he was a Sith Lord. Whereas Ventress was merely an assassin, an agent of Dooku. For Maul to be Darth, Plagueis had to be dead in TPM, for there can be only two Sith Lords. For Ventress to be Darth, Dooku and her would have to kill Sidious first. That's why she was never a Sith.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What, are you moronic? The title is irrelevant. Plagueis didn't care since he was fine with the Rule of Two ending, and with Ventress whether or not she has the title also doesn't matter because the whole point of the Rule of Two was to stop internecine conflicts, which can still occur no problem if a Sith lord uses a totallynotforrealSith in a ploy to topple their master.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Palpatine tried to have Ventress killed exactly because he was afraid that Dooku would do exactly what he himself had done

                I thought Dooku got tired of her and used the opportunity to kill her while in Boz Pity.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Maul was no sith lord just a mere tool for the real sith.
            Autism and fanfiction. Watch the movie before spewing out some moronic bullshit. Read less fanfiction. He is literally DARTH MAUL, LORD OF THE SITH. As opposed to, eh, Assaj Ventress, who is just Assaj Ventress, and NOT a Darth. He is DARTH, like DARTH SIDIOUS, DARTH TYRANUS and DARTH VADER. Lucas made it very explicitly clear that he was a real Sith Lord, and he never pretended otherwise or treated him as anything else.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ventress is literally what EU fans thought Maul was. A tool.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go play a healthy amount of KotOR
      Or watch this and its sequels.

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently, Lucas was set on retconning Revan to being the Sith founder in TCW, and have the Dark Side ending be the canon one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dark Side ending being the canon one
          Cringe
          George was smoking too much shit in the late 00s.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Dark Side ending sets up George’s idea that the Sith ruled the galaxy for 1000 years. It would be infighting and frequent backstabbing that would cause their downfall, not a war between them and the Jedi.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's incorrect. Revan and Bane were supposed to appear to the Son, revealing that they were the ones manipulating him and plunging him into darkness. However, Lucas backed down, because the Sith cannot become spirits.

            Darth Bane is the author of Rule of Two, which was confirmed later to Yoda.

            George never played KOTOR he never had any plans to use anything from it. It's just Filoni lying to you.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course. Lucas even said "There was never a war between Jedi and Sith, that's just made up by the fans or someone."

              He told Filoni to find some two Sith Lords to corrupt the Son. Filoni brought him Revan and EU version of Bane. He approved it. They recorded dialogue and did a story reel, but then when George watched it, he said to cut it, because the Sith cannot become spirits.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >make some random sith corrupt some godlike space entity
                >team makes an entire mockup animation for that story
                >"oh wait actually I don't want them to be ghosts why'd I even think of this to begin with lmao cut it"
                No wonder TCW was a moneysink.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because he could afford it. Revenge of the Sith had 5+ hours of footage and massive reshoots at the very last moment, where Anakin's entire fall to the Dark Side had to be reshot in addition to the new scenes, like that one where he cries at the Jedi Council chambers, which was one of the latter additions. George has the mind of an editor, as he himself said. It's when you get the footage, play with it, when you get to see it that it starts to be clear whether it makes sense or not and whether you want to keep it or not. He always keeps tinkering, and he does not believe that a work is ever finished, which was his impetus for making Special Editions.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He always keeps tinkering, and he does not believe that a work is ever finished, which was his impetus for making Special Editions.

                >These current defacements are just the beginning. Today, engineers with their computers can add color to black-and-white movies, change the soundtrack, speed up the pace, and add or subtract material to the philosophical tastes of the copyright holder.

                >Tomorrow, more advanced technology will be able to replace actors with “fresher faces,” or alter dialogue and change the movement of the actor’s lips to match. It will soon be possible to create a new “original” negative with whatever changes or alterations the copyright holder of the moment desires. The copyright holders, so far, have not been completely diligent in preserving the original negatives of films they control. In order to reconstruct old negatives, many archivists have had to go to Eastern bloc countries where American films have been better preserved.

                >In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be “replaced” by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                RotS's story being so heavily altered by reshoots is very obvious in the final movie, too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sith cannot become spirits

                It's fine, but I would always have liked it if the Sith still had a consequence to their death. One is that when they die they generate a dark place like Yoda's cave, the other that they can become abominations of the dark side, mindless, dark souls deviant monstrosities twisted in eternal suffering. Because the Sith fear death more than anyone else.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would be too cool

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's incorrect. Revan and Bane were supposed to appear to the Son, revealing that they were the ones manipulating him and plunging him into darkness. However, Lucas backed down, because the Sith cannot become spirits.

          Darth Bane is the author of Rule of Two, which was confirmed later to Yoda.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Revan being a Sith there pretty much points to the Dark Side ending being the canon one. Dude’s a villain all the way.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it fits Lucas' vision where if you are evil you will remain evil. You can't shoot lightning out of your ass and be edgy and dark and also good and honorable. the dark side is so seductive precisely because there are no half measures. If there really was a way to stay between light and darkness and have all the advantages without falling victim to madness, there would be no Sith or fallen Jedi at all.

          Revan as an avatar of the player who wants to have fun works, but in canon he makes no sense.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't shoot lightning out of your ass and be edgy and dark and also good and honorable.
            It's funny because Luke was set up this way in RotJ and he ends up being able to shoot "good" Force lightning in the EU.
            Electric Judgement is badass, by the way.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because lightning are cool, but it's bullshit anyways, writers just can't understand that certain powers only belong to the dark side. and that's the point. Many jedis crave that power and act just like the fandom.

              You can forgive Luke because he's THE jedi, but if every Jedi starts shooting lightning, it's just no

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care, get bzzt-bzzt'd lol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't care, get bzzt-bzzt'd lol.
                the insight into the mindset of an EUgay that grew up in the early 2000s
                doesn't matter if it makes sense, if it adheres to how based kyle katarn did it it's keeno am i right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Das rite, stay mad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mom I posted it again
                Same boring webm, same boring game. Just wildly smash your keyboard and hope what's happening on screen looks kind of cool. Cringe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he not only has shit taste, he's also physically and mentally handicapped so badly he can't play a computer game
                Lol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice gif, homosexual, you find that in a thumb drive from 2002 or something?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2005 and yes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I was good at games like this I played through these and every lightsaber battle was just violently flailing and praying I connect first.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                movieduels mod for jedi academy lets you play every character in lore on every level and it's free if any of you ever wanna frick around for a bit enjoying the combat in that webm again
                the lightsaber combat in it is updated even more too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These are the same people who shat on the prequels for contradicting the EU. As if Lucas has to be beholden to shit he wasn’t involved with. The movies are what matters the most above everything else.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's right Disneybro, consistency is for losers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucas never considered the EU as part of his continuity. Why should he have to bend over backwards for the licensed material? It’s his story.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He shouldn't have licensed out the universe if he didn't want people to think that was the story. The same dumbass hubris led him to sell the franchise while thinking Disney would use his story treatments because of some gentleman's agreement with him being the creator.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucas considers only his films canon, but he has never stopped other writers from having fun. Typically writers were given a list of things they can't do, but beyond that he never wanted to limit anyone and in fact there are a lot of absurd things in the EU.

                It's the fandom that takes this too seriously.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's the fandom that takes this too seriously.
                As it is with all fandoms. Nerds will be nerds.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Videogame protagonist get a pass because they are the player's avatar.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because lightning are cool, but it's bullshit anyways, writers just can't understand that certain powers only belong to the dark side. and that's the point. Many jedis crave that power and act just like the fandom.

              You can forgive Luke because he's THE jedi, but if every Jedi starts shooting lightning, it's just no

              I like light siders being ABLE to use these abilities, but letting them do it willy nilly like it's just part of their moveset is moronic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The movies made it clear that Force Lightning is a Dark Side ability. Luke doing that shit goes against the entire point of them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not because it's an ability but because they lack the mindset

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it fits Lucas' vision where if you are evil you will remain evil.
            literally the entire lucas hexology is about the exact opposite you mouse shills are so bad at your jobs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KotOR
      how i wish for an unpozzed kotor adaptation, the games general vibe is so different and distinct from mainline SW i cant put my finger on it, maybe because of how gritty it is
      seeing korriban and the tombs would be the highlight for me
      4 seasons would be enough, two for each game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have pretty strong hopes for the remake, even if nobody else does

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can adapt KOTOR in just one season, dude. Less is more. Anything more is just time-wasting filler.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >season
          Frick Star Wars TV.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can adapt KOTOR in just one season
          you can probably cram each game in a single season but i feel both games in a single season isnt doable

          Check out Tales of the Jedi comics, they inspired the games and have an even more different vibe. Korriban is in them too.

          will do thanks anon

          The era is definitely coming back soon. Lucasfilm included it in the current narrative timeline as a period they are focusing on

          oh god its going to get pozzed to shit isnt it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pozzed to shit
            You guys are such spazzes. Who cares?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Disney shareholder

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just a normy without American social politics brainrot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Check out Tales of the Jedi comics, they inspired the games and have an even more different vibe. Korriban is in them too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The era is definitely coming back soon. Lucasfilm included it in the current narrative timeline as a period they are focusing on

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's not, they couldn't even make a KOTOR remake. Thank God.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > New Republic lasts for just ~34 years
          lol
          > First Order lasts for just ~14 years
          lmao even

          what the hell is this shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Era titles are mostly semantics. First order, new Republic, and Age of Rebellion all have a ridiculous amount of overlap

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure the prequel era is supposed to be the Old Republic, but some autist took the thousand generations line from ANH too seriously and ran with it. 1000 years was originally from the third draft of the movie, and Lucas eventually settled on that being the actual length of time for that era in the prequels.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, rebellions tend to have overlap with established orders, but the First Order and the New Republic didn't hold power at the same time. I think you missed my point.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They had a cold war that lasted almost as long as the Clone Wars my dood

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody tell blud how long the Empire was around for

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what the hell is this shit
            Just a convenient way to organize things. The EU split things up in a very similar way in its guides.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tartakovsky gave us the Anakin we deserved
      >hotheaded, smug traumaboy with fashy vibes is given the status of hero before he's mature enough for it
      >one bad civil crisis leads him to become a fascist
      That was enough. It's both deep enough to feel real, but also simple enough to work in an adventure story for children, and the character is barely an adult himself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. His Anakin had a murderous temper that matched Hayden's. TCW's is just Luke Skywalker with a bit of edgy aggressiveness. It's lame as frick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >TCW's is just Luke Skywalker with a bit of edgy aggressiveness
          He's more like Han. Basically, Kyle Katarn.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blame the fans for b***hing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's better than Hayden's Anakin because he doesn't have the mopiness. He went from slave to wartime general within his childhood, and was never meek. He doesn't brood, he takes and does what he wants, and it's his lack of humility and faith in the Order that push him to total violence.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't brood, he takes and does what he wants
            You will never see this in a white male character again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We did. Years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I prescribe you to go watch the Tartakovsky Clone Wars
      Those ones with Jedi Shaggy? It's shit. And 2d graphics are horrible there. 2008 Clone Wars are 1000x times better

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Those ones with Jedi Shaggy?
        They were goofing, dumbass. You fricking nerds always take this shit so seriously.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good bait, but no.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t drank water in months

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dykeslop

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that heckin' Lord Plagueis, the Wise?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only fricking female character I want to see use a lightsaber is fricking Asajj Ventress okay FRICK OFF with this ethnic diversity bullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's okay if it's from when I was a kid!!

      Either be consistent in your moronic takes or piss off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was a kid in the 1980s homosexual this is about personality not my childhood

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just wait 1 more week and you'll get her anon

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She will appear next week in the bad batch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares? Just more boring nostalgia bait being tacked on for hopeful engagement.
      TCW Ventress is boring, anyway.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    star wars is dead.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a fanbase with more of a disconnect between the (adult) fans and the creators than Star Wars. It seems like you guys are talking about completely different stuff than any of the actual Star Wars media released in the past 20 years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe because the media released in the past, not 20 but more than 10 years, is dogshit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since 2012 the only time Star Wars has been good is when Kathleen Kennedy and her homosexual idiots have been preoccupied with doing something else and not paying attention.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars hasn't been good once since Lucas went away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because star wars fans are notorious for only giving a shit about the stuff that released 15 years prior. It's always been this way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should do some web archaeology and read the seething of EUgays in the 2000s.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pic related was my favorite era of star wars seething

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star Trek?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hasn't been any Star Wars media released in the past 20 years.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the ACK-olyte

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the past year:
    >George's only direct pupil was placed in a top creative director role
    >The company confirmed they have earned back 3x their original investment
    >George Lucas has come out and publicly backed the company as the only one he trusts with the franchise.

    I feel like it's getting harder and harder to take the "star wars is dead" people seriously. Even if you don't enjoy the current projects.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You posted this before and nobody took you seriously, shill.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm right though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're wrong and you're also gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah man
      the main movie trilogy is what matters most and shapes everything else, and the mainline movies are a total shitshow dragging everything else down
      there is some good stuff here and there but it's way too inconsistent and sparse to really matter overall

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem...

    >Upon graduating college, Headland spent six years working as an assistant at Miramax, a year of which was spent as Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant.

    >Headland is gay and married actress Rebecca Henderson in September 2016.

    >Headland is openly gay, said in an interview with the Advocate she intends to use this series to see Star Wars through a “queer lens“:
    >“…there’s just no way that me being a queer woman is not going to be reflected in my work. I could try not to do it, but why would I? It just feels like a natural extension of what I do,” said Headland, adding “I think that because storytelling, at its core, is always going to come down to either the personal or emotional through-line to your characters, your identity is important. And like I said, mine is just going to be in my work, whether I’m explicitly dealing with it or not, it’s always going to be there.”

    >Jodie Turner-Smith, who is set to star in the Star Wars spin-off series The Acolyte, accused the Star Wars universe of being too male-centered and “patriarchal” during an event honoring the space epic and its dozens of spin-offs:
    >“My character, you know, she’s a powerful leader. She’s a powerful leader in a very woman-centered world, which I was very excited to kind of be in that because I feel like Star Wars is very patriarchal,” the actress opined. “So, it was kind of cool to have this sort of woman-centered figure.”
    >“And you know she’s really sort of going through a struggle because I mean that’s Star Wars, right? She’s really kind of like in this sort of quandary and that’s sort of her journey is to, to kind of go through this struggle between two ideas,” the actress added.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've seen plenty of star wars cosplay with better art direction

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Star Wars Death

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only cool thing to come out of Disney Star Wars. Shame one of them is dead already.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, I can tolerate Sabine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s an absolute Mary Sue though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, she had enough hints during Rebels that there was something different about her for me to buy it; and she still got them trapped in another galaxy; she didn't solve any of their problems at all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Causing problems and not being reprimanded for it just as bad. It's the same phenomenon pulled in the other direction.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's not how invoking Mary Sue works

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I understand it's not a textbook Mary Sue. I'm suggesting it's reminiscent of the same phenomenon, however. It's one of those art-imitates-life moments, where a woman is excused of her shitty behavior because she's a woman / is attractive / defies stereotypes / in the name of yaaaas queen, etc.

                Mary Sues lack qualities but still have abilities. The characters I'm describing have negative abilities but are still regarded as having qualities. The inspiration for the phenomenon is the same.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This show is a snoozefest. Pullo is great in it though. RIP Titus.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these characters were total nothingburgers only sold well by actors knowing how to carry themselves
      seriously what is their personality? what are they like? nobody knows, these are ciphers not characters, people just liked rey stevenson and think she's cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares? Did you notice the part where I said "the coolest"? Aesthetics were on point, they are cool as frick and instantly memorable. They are so cool and visually interesting, that it's honestly baffling this came out under Disney. If this was 20 years ago, you'd have DarkHorse comic run about them and a bunch of novels written.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If this was 20 years ago, you'd have DarkHorse comic run about them and a bunch of novels written.
          This, Disney's content creation is fricking pathetic. And I think it has more to do with not wanting to step on toes than anything else. Circa 2007 you'd have almost the entire history of Baylan's time as a Jedi and Shin's backstory by now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Baylan's and Shin's characterization is limited, but of what can I say off the top of my head

          BAYLAN
          >Former Padawan. Probably a teen by the time of Order 66
          >Still reminisces of the peace under the Jedi
          >However, sees that the dark side is more powerful, and thus "converts" to it, while maintaining a chivalrous attitude.
          >Essentially the same as Dooku. Also played by a well-mannered old man

          SHIN
          >Impetuous
          >Probably saved by Baylan from inquisitors (If not his illegitimate child)
          >Almost puppylike loyalty to Baylan, with some briefs moments of independence
          >Doesn't know about the glory of the Jedi, and tends more to the unstability of the Dark Side (Or might as well be puberty)
          >cute

          They are by far not flat characters. They have a potential that unfortunately is wasted on Disney

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. The bar for quality Star Wars material is so low that just having a quality actor working out a serious role is more than enough to make everyone say Star Wars is saved
        That and cute women.
        Honestly it's always been like this. cool male actor, cute female actress

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hes not dead they can cg him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too expensive. Just recast the role.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could baby Sheev actually be around at that time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it would be a huuuuge stretch.

      I think it's more likely we will see apprentice Plaguis

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s only a stretch because you assume the Darth Plagueis book is canon.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only "good" things done under disney were the ones with minimal tampering. fallen order had decent characters and disney stubbirnly refuse to connect it to the shows that are front and center.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fallen Order was lame and gay. Disney hasn't made a single good Star Wars videogame in 12 years. 1313, Darth Maul videogame and The Force Unleashed 3 died for this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you need to be 18

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Darth Maul was never even greenlit for development and 1313 was going to be a garbage uncharted clone

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Darth Maul was never even greenlit for development
          It literally was, dumbass. There is literally fricking gameplay:

          > 1313 was going to be a garbage uncharted clone
          As opposed to Sekiro/Tomb Raider/Uncharted clone starring lame ginger homosexual and his cutesy disney droid pal? Yeah, right. I will take an M-rated Boba Fett game on Coruscant any day of the fricking week. Even music is better than anything in fricking Jedi Fallen Order.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Even music is better than anything in fricking Jedi Fallen Order.
            i have no horse in the race but if you think what you linked here is good or memorable videogame music then you're blinded by something and i don't know what

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That gameplay was made as a proof of concept on the devs free time. It was made to show publishers for funding which they never got.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh Uncharted clone
          Who gives a shit, the setting alone was more exciting than anything Disney has ever tried.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fallen Order is better than TFU by a mile.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the PS2/Wii/PSP version

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that version too. I've played both. Neither is more than passable.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you have a shitty taste then

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TFU is just ass, friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fallen order had decent characters and disney stubbirnly refuse to connect it to the shows that are front and center.
      and thank god for that
      the only reason it had decent characters is because the writers are not lucasfilm stooges, if you wanted to bring those characters into the tv shows they'd be written by lucasfilm stooges and turn into caricatures

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cal Kestis is a lame boring gay homosexual, and the his cutesy droid pal and one liners he keeps exchanging with his is the most disney thing ever. Cal Kestis is more boring than fricking Jaden Korr. At least you could customize Jaden Korr and fall to the Dark Side. Jedi Fallen Order games are utter frickign garbage, and you have to be either a sub 90IQ moron, a woman or an unironic EA shill. have a nice day.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you seem like you have some severe anger issues because something came after your childhood ended and aren't in the right state of mind to decide what i should like or not

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mods, dude. Just install a mod to change his appearance.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and the his cutesy droid pal and one liners he keeps exchanging with
          i don't get how you've managed to spin this into some kind of bad disney thing when the interactions between a boy and his droid were a staple of nearly every lucas SW movie
          brain rot works in mysterious ways i guess

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Inquisitors are still dumb as hell though. Vader’s job during the 20 years between RotS and ANH was to hunt and kill Jedi. So why the hell is he outsourcing to those chucklefricks? They frick up all the time. These guys made more sense when they were a product of the power vacuum left behind by the deaths of both Vader and the Emperor. Just a group of darksiders with ambitions to take over from them just like pic related. Post-RotJ, not pre-ANH.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So why the hell is he outsourcing to those chucklefricks?
          because there's an entire galaxy of ground to cover and it's useful to take jedi/padawans and mindbreak them to cover more ground, if they succeed in killing a jedi it's mission accomplished, if they frick up and die it's no loss because they were just mindbroken jedi/padawans anyway

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He had 20 years to kill all the Jedi, dude. That’s more than enough time, especially since Order 66 killed most of them anyway.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those Jedi are pretty scrappy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              an entire galaxy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hyperspace, dude.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's like saying you'd have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack if you've got gloves
                technically yes but you're still not gonna find it in a reasonable period of time unless you've got more people looking with you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that's like saying you'd have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack if you've got gloves
                No, it isn't.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Force users can sense other force users, dude.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >entire jedi order at the height of its power fails to sense the main sith lord in front of them
                but uh "dark side has blinded us" or something lol whatever

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. That shit's no joke.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Always been inconsistent. Generally it's only with Force users who know each other, and only if they want to be perceived.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These goobers were corny as hell and that's a good thing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Inquisitors are still dumb as hell though. Vader’s job during the 20 years between RotS and ANH was to hunt and kill Jedi. So why the hell is he outsourcing to those chucklefricks? They frick up all the time. These guys made more sense when they were a product of the power vacuum left behind by the deaths of both Vader and the Emperor. Just a group of darksiders with ambitions to take over from them just like pic related. Post-RotJ, not pre-ANH.

            only jerec, yun, and the lady should have wielded lightsabers, the rest should have just been knock off followers Jerec's stronger force sensitives had been teaching jedi powers to, giving them all lightsabers just seemed lame to me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jerec was an Inquisitor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EU inquisitorius was a Damocles sword hung over Vader so he stayed at peak performance. they represented potential replacement, quelling upstart darksiders and lightsiders alike

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disney stubbirnly refuse to connect it to the shows that are front and center.

      Bad Batch keeps on referencing things in it though?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        loose secondary references

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not ONE white guy
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll suck down the DEI and enjoy it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't watched a single Star Wars piece of media since The Force Awakens, I checked out after that bullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can see the diversity checkboxes being ticked live on screen

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope it doesn't suck ass. One just can't be mad at Amandla

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Amanda?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the Black person israelite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amandla Stenberg, Amidala in that pic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all amandas piss me off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a queer feminist activist made this. how do you think it's gonna go. yep.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But there's really nothing wrong with this cast. If they were all good developed characters it would be interesting. You have white, asian, black...on paper itps fine.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But there's really nothing wrong with this cast
          >a chink
          >a spic
          >a bunch of dykes
          >israelites/arabs
          >asiatic
          >twink
          >Black person
          >a giant who will probably be a wookie
          This cast is absolute dogshit, you delusional gorilla-Black person.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is one big white boy

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They only had two uninteresting spaceships in their new star wars trailer. Weird.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leland Chee left Lucasfilm.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Darth Plagueis book even good, or do the EU fans overrate the frick out of it because it heavily references other works?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's great. That and the Bane trilogy are great, specially the english audiobooks.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEI

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yet another Star Wars show about a diverse stronk woman that needs no men
    They are going to preach us, again

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rings of Power with lightsabers

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks awful, only the shills and coomers will keep threads going

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rings of Power with lightsabers

      >Yet another Star Wars show about a diverse stronk woman that needs no men
      They are going to preach us, again

      DEI

      We get it anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We = Disney, it = bad ratings and low viewership.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is monving on. It's still shit.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meh i couldn't care less about modern star wars, mandalorian was ok but they milked that shit out

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ USIN DA FORCE AND SHIT!

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if they start with an opening crawl to explain where we're at. It's an era of peace, based Jedi patrol the galaxy yada yada yada

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His face looks like a dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why pic related is the better design.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        George Lucas told James Luceno to make him a Muun IIRC.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spiclo Spicdalgo lying again for clout, what a disgusting little creep.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clone Wars 3d cartoon sucked ass and so did everything after it

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EUgays were a mistake.

    >verification not required

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Troon wars is on the decline

    Kathleen Kennedy and her gay army put fricking Lizzo in star wars, you morons actually think this will be any good? They will pander until the franchise has nothing left

    There is still so much opportunity to pander to israelites, indians, blacks, trannies, etc. The next series is probably gonna be called israelite wars or troony wars or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Troon wars
      Officially now no longer "family friendly". Troons are delusional mentally ill individuals. This is sick and depraved, and I wish parents would care enough about their children not to watch this filth.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Que asco

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the costuming and production design? If you showed this frame out of context would anyone be able to tell that it's from a Star Wars?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars India edition

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can see aliens and goofy hair styles in that frame, so Star Wars would be one of my first guesses.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I get season 3 of the Mandalorian?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scrape the bottom of a dumpster.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God we're finally getting a Star Wars thing led by women and minorities. it's been a long time coming

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re first thought after seeing the poster for The Acolyte is to make jokes at the expense of women, then you have much more deep rooted issues than just disliking new Star Wars projects.

    Absolute cringe and outright sickening.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did Kathleen Kennedy just join the thread? Stfu stop ruining star wars with your homosexualry

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The people in power, the elites, obviously don't want to make something people like. Something that is successful. They want to demoralize. They want to provoke, aggravate, and cause division. They want to sabotage and ruin things that people love. It's all subversion. All part of the take-down of the West.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or they genuinely believe in the gay shit, and are just as dumb as the average person.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't believe in it. And the average person clearly hates it. Which is the desired goal. It's all subversion. Planned and organized. Ruining beloved heroes, franchises, characters, and hobbies is all part of the elite's plans. They want the negativity.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, dude. They actually believe in this crap. It's called mental illness and Hollywood's full of it. They're fricked up and dumb as hell.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's all calculated psychological warfare. And all part of the sabotage of Western society, carried out by the central bankers and their media minions.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, most people aren't buying what they're selling. It's obviously not working. You give these out of touch weirdo freaks too much credit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You exist in the chudosphere bubble, as do I.
                You just lack the awareness to admit it. Most people are indeed "buying what they're selling". A handful of underperforming movies is a blip in the ocean.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The answer here is that the useful idiots who make these things actually believe in them, while the guys who fund them are out to destabilize the west. It's a perfect combo of mastermind and useful idiot.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely feel like this is probably going to be their biggest D+ show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how anything related to Jedi shit still gets so fricking popular people just love glowing swords I swear, the trailer looked so shit. I don't want fricking star wars kung fu adventure just let it fricking die please.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone loves to pretend they are too cool for Jedi-centric stories but know deep down they are always the most unique and engaging.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The premise has a lot of obvious appeal regardless of the execution (so did The Mandalorian's). We'll see.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to watch this dogshit, secretly enjoy it, and then watch over 10 combined hours of content from Mauler, Drinker, and LittlePlatoon autistically breaking down why it was garbage and I shouldn't have liked it - and I'll enjoy those videos too
    this is the cycle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah nobody does this. you guys are getting desperate for us to watch this crap

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a symbiotic relationship these youtubers have with disney. Without disney they wouldn't have any views and patreon money. I wonder if youtube banned patreon what would happen to these channels.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't blame them at all for jumping on such an obvious gravy-train
        thousands tried but only a few really got big off of it

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks bad

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Cinemaphile pretend to hate Bad Batch tho??? Cinemaphile likes it, and I like it too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile likes everything, they may as well be reddit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't watch it because the Clones are boring and moronic and don't matter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile likes it
      Not true. Lukewarm at best, depending on the episode.
      >Why
      Because the show is pretty mediocre and boring. A few Crosshair episodes don't quite make up for 80% of bullshit. This show was bait and switch. They advertised a misfit commando squad in the Imperial era doing cool shit, but then they pulled some random kid no one asked for out of their ass, and it became a babysitting show with boring ass monster of the week and treasure hunt filler missions. And they are still doing this in S3. The plotting of this show is so milquetoast, bland, unimaginative and uninspiring, it just hurts. It's almost worse than Rebels. Characters are also not that interesting, other than Crosshair.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean you didn't like the episode with the Black female pirate or the 20 moronic fetch quest episodes with Cid?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's boring and is built around an atrocious idea that is itself grown out of a shit idea. It does look nice for the most part, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate anything having to do with clones from the 3D Clone Wars simply because I hate the brainchip retcon.
      And they all sound like Numbuh 4.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has two of the best animated Star Wars episodes ever (The Solitary Clone & The Outpost) but it's surrounded by a lot of mediocre filler that's mostly not worth anyone's time when there's better shows to watch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >better shows to watch
        not disagreeing with the rest of your post but, like what?

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knights of the Old Republic is the best piece of Star Wars related media and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. It's The Force Awakens before The Force Awakens. Steal key plot points of the movies and repackage them slightly with shittier designs, but still recognizable enough so you could bank on the instantly recognizable Star Wars visuals from the movies, even if it makes no fricking sense, since KotOR is supposedly taking place 4,000 years before the movies, yet it looks exactly like PT and OT and has the same fricking tech.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad fanfic. Not even gonna bother. Star Wars ended in 2005.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know what time it is

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you see?
    Shoehorned diversity and yet another feminist power fantasy

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, the YouTube comments are cancerous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its mostly just disneys shitskin-written bots fricking sperging

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't even bot right? It's so fricking over

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    300 replies and nobody's talked about how slow and clumsy the choreography is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks alright. Not outstanding.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looked fine

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time Disneyshills try to get people excited about their latest DEIslop, I go and buy a mint condition EU novel or comic I missed when I was a kid secondhand. Not only will I not watch your shit, I will enjoy *real* Star Wars instead *and* ensure your mousefricker masters get nothing for it.

    The best part of these threads is knowing that out in the real world, beyond Cinemaphile and twitter, most fans don't give a shit about Disneywars. They don't despise it the way many here do, but they certainly aren't hyped by it or excited for next product. I joined a new gaming club when I moved last year, and within two months I had the zoomers playing WEGD6 instead of Legion with 3D printed minis and reading Tales of the Jedi comics because there's just nothing compelling or captivating about Disneywars to anyone who isn't a paid shill or a DEIhomosexual who thinks "decolonising nerd franchises" or whatever is Important Work. All it takes is showing them the alternative.

    The moment Disney accepts reality and dials back their output nuWars will drop dead on the spot, because the vast majority of people don't even care enough to hate it.

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