Star Wars

And here I was expecting Luke to have been the one to revive the Jedi Order. But apparently he was a failure like the previous Jedi like Yoda and Obi-Wan and his academy burned to the ground with virtually no survivors. Its actually Rey who'd properly transform and resurrect the Jedi order. Terrific, Disney. I feel so subverted.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah sorry disney I don't care

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail looked like Kennedy in drag.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >15 years after rise of skywalker
    Hopefully the cgi is good enough to de-age Daisy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TFA made this inevitable. This could recontextualize Rey enough to make her interesting, but we all know this is just going to be the usual Star Wars excuse to regurgitate red lightsabers.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >throwing this poor girl into the fire once again in hopes that THIS will FINALLY save their failing franchise

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barren xenomorph was a mistake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That boy is our last hope.
    >No... there is another.
    He was talking about Rey, she's been the real Chosen One from the start.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rey is so shit she steals the destinies of both Luke and Leia,

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, so what stories with a female protagonist DO you guys want to see? Retconning or letting go of female characters isn't happening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enemies to friends buddy adventure about Sabine Wren and Shin Hati

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just make them cool and funny and cast actresses that are actually hot and have big boobs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'd jizz your pants if she so much as blew in your ear

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah she is hideous as hell and don't like her xenomorph smile

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She looks like the ugly white version of Halle Bailey

            Sorry but pass. She's not hot
            5/10 face
            4/10 body

            uh-huh, the digital equivalent of pulling a girl's hair on the playground.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like the ugly white version of Halle Bailey

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry but pass. She's not hot
          5/10 face
          4/10 body

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None. They aren't protagonists, they don't even want to be. All they ever ask for is to be provided for and secured like a pet. They don't belong anywhere near action/adventure.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy midley is an ugly bullshit flopp actress

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This woman has such a vomitable face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t like Rey either, but fricking honestly, who does this? Who the frick sends messages like that to some actor? How pathetic can you be lmao

      inb4 ywnbaw and soijaks

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, they managed to get Daisy back?!
    Wow, they must have paid her a heavy fee since I can only assume she's now an international a-lister having starred in 3 films that all broke a billion dollars at the box office. But good on her for remembering her roots and going back to where the magic happened. I'm sure she's doing it for all her fans at the end of the day, but the money must help haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean that Daisy midley is a C-list actress bcause outside Star wars she has no career

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you like war

    >NOOO I HATE WAR WAR IS TERRIBLE MEN ARE TERRIBLE FOR WAGING WAR ON EACH OTHER

    How about fighting and violence?

    >NO THAT'S NEVER THE ANSWER THINGS CAN BE TALKED OUT AND RESOLVED PEACEFULLY VIOLENCE IS TERRIBLE MEN ARE TOO VIOLENT

    Exploring and settling new lands and frontiers?

    >COLONIZER!!! COLONIZER!!! COLONIZER!!!

    Starting your own business empire and going from rags to riches?

    >TAX THE RICH, FEED THE POOR, BILLIONAIRES ARE JUST GREEDY buttholeS

    Why again does this group of people deserve to be shoehorned front and center into action/adventure? It's like having a chihuaha as a police dog and everyone in the room knows something is off.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a frick about star wars in the year 2024

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude just download the jedi training like I did

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool. still won't be watching

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shit kk has on these people must be absolutely insane

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars is for moronic homosexuals

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rey will be doing that thing Luke should have done
    Don't care. Frick off

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