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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many times must we have the same scenes over and over again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's really all Disney is good for.

      Star Wars and Marvel never should've sold themselves to the Mouse. Their brands have been run into the ground.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        George sold it to Disney as revenge on his fans. No one will ever convince me otherwise.

        The man hates studios and gave the 4 billion dollars to charity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gave the 4 billion dollars to charity
          The most of it was in Disney Stock so I wouldn't be so sure

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gave the 4 billion dollars to charity.
          Giving money to a charity you yourself own is like money laundering 101.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        George sold it to Disney as revenge on his fans. No one will ever convince me otherwise.

        The man hates studios and gave the 4 billion dollars to charity.

        George literally said "I sold Star Wars to the white slavers" and no one knew what he meant then. He totally knew what he was doing.
        >I gave you my trilogies now look how a mega corporation does it. LOOK!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      as long as manchildren from reddit 'member

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney thinks the reason Star Wars is failing is because they aren't recreating the OT verbatim over and over again because TFA was the only thing people liked, and their hamfisted social commentary has nothing to do with it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it does or you wouldnt even be saying this. The entire point is to rewrite what the force is as a concept and theyre making it
        >anyone can be a jedi if you really want to, its just about the feeling not the training or anything. Just decide you are a jedi and you are 🙂
        and this goes contrary to everything star wars is about and no one is calling this out people like you just excuse them. Then they paradoxically want to have it both ways when their "fanservice" moments are calling back to what we like about the OT and not anything from their new original concepts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at this point it's just like watching someone cosplay

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did we win

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      more star wars

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats a letdown

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Filoni didn't get the memo that Rogue One already did one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick sees that image and thinks Rogue One before they think New Hope?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick even is it and why should anyone care since it's still disney

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why should anyone care
          Hey man you're the one here asking questions about it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            OP's the one acting like it matters

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And you responded to this thread proving him correct. If it didn't matter and no one cared, the thread would have died with 0 replies.

              Bump 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And you're vindicating him by engaging at all dumdum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the one where Vader actually killed Rebel soldiers using a red lightsaber on the Tantive IV corridor doing le homage is Rogue One?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was implying that rogue one have already copied this scene before this show referring to ops comment about pottery

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone younger than 50

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone, because Vader doesn't draw his lightsaber while on board tantive IV in ANH, but he does in RO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell you never watched anh because it looked nothing like that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because this didn't happen in ANH you fricking chud Vader just waltzed in through the bodies
        Rogue One on the other hand does have a scene similar to this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fricking chu-ACK!!!!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            mesmerizing

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is darth vader's helmet??

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man walks slowly down hallway slaughtering things with lightsaber and the Force
    Woah, I totally haven't seen this several times

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do one where they kill him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the only thing Disney managed to do that everyone liked, so I guess they'll keep making it until people are mad about it too.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hot damn this thread is kicking off, reminder to go see blue beetle in theatres
    >thousands of libtards and wokesters will seethe at you for buying one blue beetle ticket

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one is never going to work shill, nobody here is that stupid, this isn't bunkerchan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, it came out already?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >libtards and wokesters
      We say homosexuals and trannies here son

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll get fired for saying that though, the screencaps have to use approved language

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like to say Black person

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no we dont, u say the jogger word on Cinemaphile and you will get banned from mauled transvestites janitors

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since OP is a homosexual it's just dead Stevenson's literal who character from Ahsoka, nothing to actually get excited about.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Republic deserved to lose because its ugly aesthetics, holy shit I hate that helmet so much.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this Skeleton Crew?

      Will honestly be kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        could be kino, could be shit. 50/50

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        could be kino, could be shit. 50/50

        >disney
        >kids
        >could be kino, could be shit
        more like 20/80

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe they're making the Norwood Reaper into a Star Wars villain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goonies but in Star Wars!!!
      Ok, I bet $100 they're reusing Ryan's canceled trilogy (about force sensitive kids from the last turn) for this one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jean Reno is back, baybay!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jude Law has done shitty projects before but I still think he's way too good for Star Wars.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Return to Lenny

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they give his character a helmet after his actor died? Ahsoka was fighting a sith guy in the trailer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's another character. There's three lightsaber-wielding bad guys:
      Ray Stevenson's character
      his crazy little blonde padawan girl
      masked inquisitor

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        valkorian

        >Now this is SEXO!

        anal beniko

        great fricking job disney, copying characters from your own shitty expansions for swtor

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A man can have anything, if he's willing to sacrifice.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Current disney will never be this based
            Also, keep their rat paws off the old republic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Option 1: They use CGI deepfake to keep him alive
      >Option 2: Plan 9 from Outer Space

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    space balls put more effort into production than these people.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lookin' a little stiff, Ray.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The New Republic uniforms look pretty goofy.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now this is SEXO!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's going to be insufferable, isn't she?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but you are.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          your waifu is a shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woman
        >disney
        >star wars
        guaranteed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woman
        yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes but i still want to frick her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many episodes will it take her to join the good guys? 3? 4?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'll fall to the light side over the course of her corporate mandated full contact interracial romance.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another round of everyone choosing to forget that every single disney wars project up until now has been hot garbage because [NEW THING] is coming
    star wars fans deserve this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only disney projects that I actively didn't like were the sequels and Boba Fett

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        s3 mando was terrible
        fett was terrible
        sequels were terrible
        obi wan was terrible
        solo was meh
        rogue one and the first season of mando were the only good things they've done

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My man I didn't ask

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't need your permission in fact it's more enjoyable without it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We know, anon. Everybody on Cinemaphile has the exact same opinions. We know.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Everybody on Cinemaphile has the exact same opinions.
            I disagree. My disagreement in itself disproves the statement.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. I think all of it's been shit since Force Awakens.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, you'll think that after centuries of dealing with the same shit normalgays in SW universe will come up with tactics to deal with this shit

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That trooper looks like he’s about to go to the disco. I kinda like it.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I will watch your slop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fellow E-wing fan.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks pretty good, a bit like Katarn's Crow.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The wienerpit is a bit goofy since it bisects the upper laser cannon but overall a decent X-wing successor.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >decent X-wing successor
              Decent yeah, but it lacks the elegance of the X-Wing.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >decent X-wing successor.
              No, that's the X-wing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even in EU advanced model of X-Wing eventually outmodes E-Wing again anyway

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some of the fan models of the XJ variant were pretty well made.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the better things to come out of the dreaded sequels, but it's an old concept I believe from the original sw illustrator. It looks so much faster.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's stupid that they have engine turbines in space in the first place to look like jets, but it's even more moronic when they split in half for some reason.

                Star war gays will eat it up though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao remember when le plinkett man said Rogue One was full of memberberries because, being set at the time of the OT, it had X-Wings and TIE fighters (aka just what was being used at that time)

                but he slobbered all over JJ's ritually mutilated penis over TFA, which despite being set 30 years after OT, has the good and bad guys flying around in slightly different X-Wings and TIE Fighters

                I mean the prequels were set closer to the OT than the ST but Lucas came up with new stuff

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The wienerpit should just slide forward, not pop up.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i feel like it would look better if the wings were a little longer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Loos more in like with Slave II to me

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yikes. You might now be aware but we don't use that word in the Star Wars multiverse anymore. Its a bit outdated and kind of problematic if I'm being honest.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I meant Indented Servitude II

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what was the little white boy in phantom menace?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                an orphan

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what was his mom?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                a virgin

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to the midichlorians

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He had a mother even well after he was emancipated.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously not a sl*ve seeing as he was white.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              More like Slave ½ with that design.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who was this designed by? Le Corbusier?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                KitchenAid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kino, looks like a flying hunk of literal garbage

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The silhouette is not bad per se, I don't mind asymmetric starships, but the bridge/cabin is just fricking horrendous

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally just an X-Wing without the X factor.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally a flacid xwing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        E-Wings are the worst letter wings. Absolutely mogged by A, B, and Y.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The T-wing is more aesthetic and it's nearly the same concept but more billed as a budget interceptor A-wing alternative.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >try to come up with something that has the firepower of an x-wing combined with the manueverability of an a-wing
        >you end up making something worse than both

        The rebellion everyone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you were saying same shit about this chick and look how it turned out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        still got to see pits

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this actress mashed her face up crashing her stupid "im rich! i made it" new vehicle, just like mark hamill. so she could come back as her wampa-monged version

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not our fault if she was not used at all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hop on

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s dead irl 🙁 too bad, he looked pretty neat

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    >lets just do that scene from rogue one again

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Segura is in Star Wars now?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her with my wiener.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le evil blonde person
      its going to suck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd prefer if she was black, huh?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, because people expect blacks to be like that. there isnt a subversive element to it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're going for a Bane/Zannah thing or Jorus, either way Filoni is stealing from much better material.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          White male protag too. We might as well go full Aquaman and get the foreign audience.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Zach Galafianakas?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    andor will be the ONLY nu Star Wars thats kino.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they always end flying x-wings

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brother, do you still love me?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like your sister broke all your toys, then felt guilty about it, and tried her best to put them back together.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garbage aka G-Wing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the Z-ceptor art used Z-95 parts instead of X-wing parts it would look better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love this kind of shit, people in the outer rims canibalizing ships to make new ones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking lol @ the astromech droid just gonda shoved in the front

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uglies are kino

      I truly believe they should have been the signature ships of the Resistance.
      Would have played into the continuity a lot better while still pandering to Abrams obsession with nostalgia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you fire the R2 like a torpedo?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta feel for the R4 units that were built into the ships and couldn't escape if they got blown up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, Anakin got fat and old.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMMMAAAOOOOOO

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks mediocre and full women.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will she make a cameo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What evolutionary pressure causes a colony of humans to turn blue and get red eyes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but the sacrifice of willing test subjects will allow fine-tuned genetic engineering in the foreseeable future.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nerds putting their dicks into comic books to get off

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pressure of needing human dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she can step on my face

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    still no clear pics of what Daf is gonna look like huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >learning to handle a meat saber better than anyone in the Jedi temples

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hire actress who could play the sexiest twi'lek put to screen.
        >dress her in a burlap sack and cover her in shitty makeup
        why are they like this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        New sith?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          darth yeastvag, trained in the ways of smell and the corruption of lonely jedi men

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unfff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      perfect thighs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh lord

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mom can we go to Hot Topic?
      >No, you have JNCOs at home

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god she's disgusting

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ridley Scott a sith lord?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the audience for Star Wars nowadays?

    Old fans that are 70 years old?

    Young people like Star Wars?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything not connected to the Disney trilogy still has fans, even that mandalorian show has fans and it’s pure Disney.
      The only real issue is the Disney trilogy that is central to their own canon. If they jettisoned those movies that’s all it would take.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Disney trilogy that is central to their own canon.
        It's really not.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rey movie being made

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you name one single other example besides that lone upcoming project? Especially since the Rey movie takes place furthest away in the timeline, it doesn't actually effect the canon much

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not gonna happen just like the Johnson trilogy the D&D trilogy the rose tico spinoff and countless others they’ve pitched to the public to gauge public interest
              There will never be anything involving the Disney trilogy made ever again, they’ve come to terms with that mostly, the Rey pitch was very underwhelming in its press release, there was no real fanfare for the announcement at all
              There’s a reason all Disney media for Star Wars now is completely ignoring them and going around them, it really is damage to the brand and their actions speak louder than their words, they know they fricked up bad at this point, it’s been over 4 years of for the most part silence

              Mandalorian was made to unite episode 6 and 7.
              >Rey movie will be cancelled
              Like the Acolyte? Kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ACKolyte is a eight episode miniseries that's been in production for five fricking years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >T-Two more weeks!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bad Batch and Mando both foreshadowing Palp's cloning program and the First Order, Battlefront 2's Operation Cinder setting up the First Order, all the comics and novels directly establishing elements of the sequels like Vader going to Exegol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The main focus of all of that shit is not the sequel trilogy. Bad batch is just more prequel nostalgia and clone shit, Mandalorian references shit but it’s got its own story, as do all the others. The central focus of all this new Star Wars shit is never going to be continuing anything those sequels touched. They’ll drop references but never more, Ahsoka is about thrawn, it’s a continuation of Rebels, not the sequel trilogy, that’s its main focus.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not gonna happen just like the Johnson trilogy the D&D trilogy the rose tico spinoff and countless others they’ve pitched to the public to gauge public interest
            There will never be anything involving the Disney trilogy made ever again, they’ve come to terms with that mostly, the Rey pitch was very underwhelming in its press release, there was no real fanfare for the announcement at all
            There’s a reason all Disney media for Star Wars now is completely ignoring them and going around them, it really is damage to the brand and their actions speak louder than their words, they know they fricked up bad at this point, it’s been over 4 years of for the most part silence

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rey is more popular than Ahsoka.
              >b-but fans don't like her
              Yeah but the average movie goer likes her. Meanwhile nobody outside of the fandom knows who Ahsoka is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I had to choose between Daisy Ridely and Rosario Dawson, I'd choose Daisy. She's much prettier.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is, everything Disney makes is setting up the sequel trilogy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are not going to erase 3 movies that cost them billions from the cannon.

        Also, didn't The Mandalorian became shit in season 3?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Season 3 was it's best season, everyone is just moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moron calling people moronic

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Nu Wars is goyslop.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched all the star wars stuff from beginning to end over the past 8 months. Pretty solid experience.

    I'm a big space opera junkie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a goyslop junkie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey man we both browse the same threads.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But only you watch 'slop. I bet you're subscribed to Disney+ too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This just looks so bad man i cant put finger on it. Where has the heart and soul gone? Is digital filming causing this?

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason I'm not supposed to be excited for the Acolyte? Genuinely.

    Everyone keeps talking about it like it's some big shitshow, but everything I've seen has been positive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They boast about the show being "the single most diversest Star Wars thing ever", it has a literal troony, and the showrunner is Harvey Weinstein's right hand activist.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really care about all that social political stuff. I just like kino.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who can't shut the frick up about social politics can't make kino.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who? The script writers or the casting director?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I just like to jerk to dudes in terrible makeup

          Just be honest you gigantic homo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No need to get angry. I'm just not that invested

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is a goddamn MAN!

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys heard the big news yet? About Yoda?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's growing in size by the minute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so is my penis.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's on the verge of doing an ahegao face there

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SciFi fantasy
          >infinite weapon options, decades of source material and games
          >protag uses m1911 against laser sword

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Han Solo uses a Mauser C96, what's your point?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              my point is it looks like shit.
              the Mauser atleast looks unique and they gave it a few modifications for flavour.
              why change what isn't broke, why do we need to modernise weapons to keep up with real world weapons? are we going to have stormtroopers with scar rifles or ar15s? it's stupid and their prop designers are morons with no taste.

              it's probably because the Mauser is German lol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are we going to have stormtroopers with scar rifles or ar15s?
                Depending on your setup, it might work.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are we going to have stormtroopers with scar rifles or ar15s
                That's basically what they were trying to do with the FO stormtroopers.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Ducktroopers' weapon has 2 stocks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what happens when you source your weaponry from Apple. You get a stock and a shoulder thing that goes up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy frick that heavy blaster is so trash, I remember first seeing it in MB2 and asking "what the frick is that shit?"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you miss the rebels in Andor that literally just have AKs lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes it looks shit. Lazer weapons don't need to look like this. stick to the heavy blasters

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's still posting this
                this is the most mindbroken man on Cinemaphile

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's the first time I've posted it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                0/10

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's the first time I've posted it

                You literally replied to the guy who was posting it every single day in Andor threads

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            1911 is literal perfect design sci-fing one a little bit is better than almost any other blaster ever made name a better one sans Han and his

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what if we cast a none fat billie eilish in our show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's so fricking kino, bros.
          I love female Sith.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick nu wars, frick you.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not watching this yidsneyslop, anon.
              But the cute Sith girl is kino. She's Lana Beniko(Kenobi) but irl.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, this is a real scene? In a real show? It honestly looks like a parody or an youtuber thumbnail.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would you change?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I clicked this thread I thought this was Mike from redlettermedia photoshopped in

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Deviantart cosplay.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Feige's Waifu Wars might actually be OK. I can stand behind a creator who writes with his dick.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people in revolt we need to do ot basic fanwank shit
    another corridor?
    >we just did it three times
    and what happened - they loved it
    >ok another corridor

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT A HECKIN' "HALLWAY SCENE" I'M GOING INSANE!

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's like poo, it shits

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not a shill for the Rat. Star Wars as a franchise is dead to me. I just think it's funny that the only creator still involved with Star Wars that manages to do anything even remotely worthwhile is an obvious fetish fuel artist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of those characters were made by filoni not feige I think

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you don't need to apologize to seething morons for liking something. They lose any discussion by default

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know why everyone is b***hing about suits they fit perfectly with the OT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they need to find something to be upset about. Every single thread. Every single day.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many fricking jedi survived order 66

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming Order 66 was ninty percent effective, about a thousand sounds right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOO IT CAN ONLY BE MUH NICHE FAN FAVORITES

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      About 200 across both continuities.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Holy fricking shit, this looks atrocious.

    I rather watch Blakes 7 including the episode where they are clearly fighting a child's tent hanging from a tree.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Stop acting like this over star wars Jesus

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching any new Star Wars out of support for the strike.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chopper Chads how we feeling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels good. Not too fond of live action Hera tho.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is her arm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, Furgayloni's self-insert.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they really make this expecting someone to go
      >WOAH OMG OMG OMG IS THAT THE CHOPPER REVEAL HOOOOOLY SHIT REBELS WAS SO GOOD AAAAAAA LOOK AT ALL THE LE REALISM
      Like, who asked for this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's thousands of people making a living posing as nerds who will do just that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his patch changed from yellow to steel
      ruined

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best droid

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >season 4 is being turned into a movie because of the writer strikes

    Potentially a good idea?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better idea than turning Kenobi into a series.

      Star Wars works better longform I think, but I'd much rather they consolidate a budget than stretch it thin.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Filoni was going to save Star Wars?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did. From Kennedy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did he? She's still the head of LucasFilm.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love this pic. It looks kind of cringe while simultaneously being based just for shitting on Filoni.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the original trilogy but it's super embarrassing how unoriginal Disney is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would YOU do?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fire everyone and never make another thing with a Star Wars logo on it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you actually have any ideas?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just gave you the only solution to the problem.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am strongly hoping that this situation the last Star Wars thing Disney is able to push out before they admit defeat and sell it.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expect the Acolyte, Skeleton Crew, and Andor to be removed from Disney+.
    For Marvel side, I expect She Hulk, Echo, Agatha, and Secret Invasion to be removed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would stuff be removed? Or do you mean cancelled

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Tom Segura?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How dirty are they gonna do Thrawn in this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost sure he will be an anti-hero or in some way acting for the sake of good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly. Filoni already turned him into a Skeletor-tier cartoon villain shouting "I'll get you next time He-man!" in Rebels. Except everything is all "part of his plan" that also fails.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Vader remembered good ol' Kitster from time to time?

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do rebel/republic troops wear gay looking uniforms?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is that

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I love Star Wars
    I want that girl to sit on my face and fart while squeezing her boobies and moaning sexually

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off mouseshill.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks so fricking cheap and somehow worse than cosplayers

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep repeating shit? Like the whole sequels were like some bizarro version of the OT. Came off like fan fiction.
    It's a big world that you could do all kinds of shit. That was the beauty of the Clone Wars series.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently this show is going to have multiverse bullshit where Ahsoka travels through a portal and fights Anakin on Mustafar during Revenge of the Sith.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The World Between Worlds was already introduced in Revels.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filoni must be stopped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we ready to admit Ahsoka was a mistake yet?

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the guy that bashes paki heads in that film RRR?

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    White man Bad?

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you're an Aboriginal/Torres Strait Islander Star Wars fan who's been looking forward to this show for ages and now you can't watch it because of Ray Stevenson.

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