why watch any of this prequel shit when it all leads to this? there is no reason to invest anything in Star Wars anymore because all roads lead to this giant middle finger to the fanbase
>Sad to see Cinemaphile is still too stupid to understand the Last Jedi
So easy to spot the LARPing zoomers.
Before and after Special Editions, and even through pre-Phantom Menace you would get the fricking SHIT kicked out of you for being a public nerd and liking star wars.
If you liked getting beat the shit out of you then yeah I guess it was comfy. At least you could play the West End Games RPG with Legends Lore and read some Kevin Anderson book.
You LARPing fricking lying homosexuals. You kids have no clue how good you have it and then you try and come in my era and tell me how great it was? Eat shit.
2 more weeks Anon. Kathleen Kennedy is getting removed, the franchise is being sold to Lucas(at a discount ;^)) and he's retconning the sequel trilogy.
Star Wars never really needed saving. There was a pretty bad streak of movies in the 2010s but overall it's in a better spot then >Trek >Dr who >Harry Potter >Lord of the rings >Marvel
>Harry Potter >Lord of the rings >Marvel
No. These Franchises can easily bounce back. All the latest Star Wars shows disappointed, all the fan favorite characters are dead and there’s nowhere to take the story since Rise ended the exact same way that ROTJ. Star Wars is dead.
I'm quite confident. I haven't watched anything star wars since TLJ. I gave it a chance in the beginning, I should have checked out when lucasfilm was sold.
The only way it bounces back is if a studio that is not corrupted by woke feminist israelite homosexualry owns the license. I am convinced we will never get good content from woke mainstream media ever again at this point.
POV: You are an incel who gets mad at seeing a black person
10 months ago
Anonymous
nta but I'm an incel who gets mad at seeing blacks but I don't spend every waking moment b***hing about it on Cinemaphile because I am immune to Cinemaphile brainrot
10 months ago
Anonymous
Bitching? I'm a geologist, with a hot wife and 4 cars. I'm sure that beats your fleshlight, and two pair of semen encrusted pantaloons. I only go into Cinemaphile to make your comrades my b***hes. I have a certain set of skills that makes guys like you delete your posts. I'm more uncomfortable than corn in your pisshole. Most of you b***hes that pretend to be smart by using derogatory language, are 12 year old multi chin mouth breathers, with pizza pocket permanently lodged between your sweaty ass fingers. You are a fat frick aren't you? I can tell. You have to poke the fun at random Internet schlubs or you will start thinking about how utterly shitty and fat your own life is. Larking through Walmart fantasizing about under age kids. Yes I know your type b***h. It's sad.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This new copypasta isn't even as entertaining as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>POV
So you're the incel that gets mad at seeing a black person?
10 months ago
Anonymous
of course you say that , that is any woke troons defense mechanism response because you're experience cognitive dissonance when you read my posts. Seethe troon you will never be a woman.
Lotr and Harry Potter aren't dead.
marvel and trek, on the other hand, are corpses being picked at by Hollywood execs.
Dr who has alway been dead trash for turbo autists.
The last Fantastic Beasts movie was a huge flop, it lost like $100 million for the studio. They're at a point point they're just rebooting the mainline series on HBOmax since Radcliffe, Emma and Grint won't return for a sequel movie.
I have no idea how LOTR is doing on Amazon because so much of the hatred towards that series was astroturfed by reactionary losers but for the amount of money Bezos spent on it it needs to be the biggest show of all time and it doesn't sound like it is
10 months ago
Anonymous
>it lost like $100 million for the studio
Anon Star Wars loses that much with every new streaming flop they release, Andor had a $200 million budget and nobody watched it. HP is by far the most profitable IP in that list, not close
Every single NuEU product ultimately runs into the fact that the desolate wasteland of the ST awaits.
Those movies dropped a dirty bomb on the franchise that simple can’t be worked around unless they’re ignored. Not necessarily retconned, just pushed aside while a plot focuses on some completely separate part of the galaxy.
It's clear future films will be set a 100 years into the future
Star Wars never really needed saving. There was a pretty bad streak of movies in the 2010s but overall it's in a better spot then >Trek >Dr who >Harry Potter >Lord of the rings >Marvel
That would run into the separate problem that the main LF team can’t write to save their lives and rely massively on memberberries.
Unless they hire ghostwriters and threaten anyone in house who squeals, they’re just as fricked when 100 years into the future it’s still empire vs rebels
I understand that their writers are bargain bin tier in an industry that’s set a low bar to begin with, and anything they write is going to be derivative and awful.
Its gonna be mid like The Mandalorian. But at least it wont have any Obi Wan/Boba Fett style filler episodes with cheap sfx. Also they must be really ashamed of Skeleton Crew if it comes out this year and there still isnt even a teaser yet
Right and it finished filming earlier in the year so its post-production is probably finished by now. I think it is just all about the marketing aspect and they know they need Law to push it since he's a huge name. And they were able to remove it quietly since they haven't shown anything besides the teaser at Celebration, so I think as soon as the strike is over they are going to probably do a huge marketing push for it with a short leadup to the series premiere. Especially if Mando season 4 is actually being reworked into a movie, they will need to fill that spot in the calendar.
Nah that's just normal healthy racism and the actor being hideous and uncharacteristic on top of it.
But yes Star Wars has fallen off hard as a IP and boys are embarrassed to be seen liking it. It's got a bad stink and nobody under 35 wants the merchandise.
You say that like it isn't true. Star Wars doesn't sell toys anymore. The only thing that actually has some appeal to boys are games that have nothing to do with radioactive sequels.
>wants to make KOTOR canon somehow but they keep stumbling
From what I understand, one of the main reasons the remake switched developers was because Lucasfilm wanted to make the game more palatable for the new continuity
>dykeslop
but the women in it have made it with dudes in-universe...
although I don't know about the new little evil blonde girl, maybe she could be lesbian if Titus Pullo isn't her sugar daddy
I stopped watching star wars after TLJ. I want disney to burn and crash. Then hopefully the license goes to a studio not corrupted by woke homosexualry.
I automatically assume anything out of homosexual woke disney is dykeslop. yes I'm a jaded fan that hates what woke ideology has done to entertainment.
No its a pure log of shit Black persondum. The kind that makes you close your eyes in shame even when you are just a bored lurker in a star wars thread
>character liked because she's jailbait who wears a tight outfit and skirt and is subordinate to the men >for her show lets make her a lesbian middle age woman in a pancho and baggy pants who needs no man
where are you getting the idea she's a lesbian? or are you talking about the actress Rosario Dawson? she's probably had more wieners in her than the hot dog stand at Angel Stadium
Ahsoka is literally a Jap word for thank you or please or something like that isn't it too?
I'm pretty sure I came across that in my yakuza playthrough.
Like, seriously, why would Sion give a shit about travelling to another galaxy? His didn't have a goal other than surviving and maybe being the last Sith Standing, he wasn't an explorer or anything. Even as a hollow Kotor reference it doesn't even make any fricking sense.
It's a simple Filonism. >make something in canon a reference to an EU character >without actually having it make sense for it to be a reference to an EU character or completely vague and needless >because it's just something random from the EU and EU fans LOVE Filoni's shows, right? >... right?
Because its what Filoni does. He takes a cool page he read on Wookieepedia, takes a name from it and calls it a day, thinking that its gonna secure him some street cred with the fanbase. It worked as far as Mando S2 was concerned, but after that? Its Filonover.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
This show according to the leaks ends with everyone losing to Thrawn. Obviously he'll get beat in the movie but if you just stop watching with this show it sounds like a kino ESB style ending
>journos are complaining that Ahsoka is too misogynist
lmao
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
divine dubs of Star Wars
I'm quite confident. I haven't watched anything star wars since TLJ. I gave it a chance in the beginning, I should have checked out when lucasfilm was sold.
>he actually watched sequel movies
hahahah what a fricking idiot
So, first things first, how involved is KK on this? She literally ruins everything she touches. We had a good thing going with the first season of the Mandalorian... and then S02 was half to set up 20 other shows before officially shitting the bed on S03.
I mean, seriously, the movies were all terrible and Mando was regaining some of that lost trust back and they fricked up all over again. How are we supposed to trust this to be any different?
Kennedy has had limited to no involvement in Mando, that's Favreau's baby and Favreau doesn't take orders from kunts
KK is too busy trying to prop up her Acolyte and Rey dogshit which leaves Filoni in charge of Ahsoka related stuff without being hobbled by KK's nagging
Some people say that but the changes on narrative direction and cinematography quality are noticeable as frick. Specially for those familiar with the elements that give SW it`s unique identity. It`s just obvious something fundamentally changed behind the curtains.
You say you can`t pin it on KK directly for lack of evidence but that MCU like interconnectivness between shows is an editorial decision no matter how you look at it. Same for shifting the focus from a male to a female and emasculating the male character. These things are a recursive pattern on everything under her management.
Some people say that but the changes on narrative direction and cinematography quality are noticeable as frick. Specially for those familiar with the elements that give SW it`s unique identity. It`s just obvious something fundamentally changed behind the curtains.
You say you can`t pin it on KK directly for lack of evidence but that MCU like interconnectivness between shows is an editorial decision no matter how you look at it. Same for shifting the focus from a male to a female and emasculating the male character. These things are a recursive pattern on everything under her management.
the idea of "le Lucasfilm civil war xD" is just the delusional cognitive dissonance of fanboys who can't handle that Kathleen Kennedy is also responsible for the parts of NuWars they like
Filloni made Mandolorian and Boba shit on all his fricking own. The bad shit in it is the same bad shit that's in all his stuff, just way more fricking prominent.
>and then S02 was half to set up 20 other shows
And that's how this show is going to be. Dave already confirmed that it's really season 5 of Rebels which is why it heavily features too many characters already in the trailer alone. Also, he said that this show is a set-up for his own film which is supposed to be Avengers-tier featuring many characters from the Mandalorian, Boba Fett etc. which is supposed to help build upon the sequels. Out of all the Disney Star Wars shit I fear that this one will have the most cameos and references so it will guarantee to be popular despite the quality.
>Also, he said that this show is a set-up for his own film which is supposed to be Avengers-tier featuring many characters from the Mandalorian, Boba Fett etc.
She's not, after Rise of Skywalker's release Filoni immediately took to twitter to ensure everyone knew his precious Ahsoka was still alive. She's such a mary sue she can become a force ghost without dying lmao
The standards of directing, acting, writing, the list goes on
10 months ago
Anonymous
the directing and writing were pretty solid for a show aiming to be an espionage take on the rebellion. the world feels a little more real and lived and not full as much moronic or forced aspects like Boba Fett or Obiwan. First season of Mandaorlian is better and more interesting sure but its been diminishing returns
10 months ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile and bleddit are filled with "this le slow burn Star Wars without lighthsabers or anything else related to the canonical universe is tailor made for smart fans like me!"
>Zorii Bliss: A Star Wars Story >Consists of 60 minutes of space battles where her Y-wing is shooting TIE fighters and Star Destroyers out of the sky and 30 seconds of unsimulated BDSM lezdom between her, Hayley Atwell, Christina Hendricks, and Bryce Dallas Howard all wearing fetishy latex catsuits
I will now watch your movie
Can blame the video games and RPGs on the misconceptions of the Y-wing being a slow bomber when it was a on par with the X-wing and TIE Fighter originally.
depressed burnouts are mentally incapable of allowing things they like to be perceived as childish and insist on performative maturity to show everyone else how grownup they are even when talking about cartoons for children, which is one of the reasons they demand gritty "realism" in everything: by which I mean nonstop swearing, sex, and gore
All I want is Ahsoka to go back to the World Between Worlds and sacrifice herself in Kanan's place so he can come back and be space dad to Ezra and his twilek mutt son
so if i understand this metaphor correctly, andor is still the best thing that disney has made with star wars, and orange Black person space adventures is just more interchangeable slop
This looks so badly done, and on top of that they hired a woman to play Ahsoka who is too old and just downright unattractive. Heavy unattractive features will NEVER be the standard of beauty, that’s just the way it is, regardless of race. You could have hired a fat-lipped square-jawed German woman and I’d say the same thing.
Ahsoka is ~45 years old when this series takes place so they cast a woman of similar age, and I want to see the supermodels you're banging if you think Rosario Dawson is ugly
This looks so badly done, and on top of that they hired a woman to play Ahsoka who is too old and just downright unattractive. Heavy unattractive features will NEVER be the standard of beauty, that’s just the way it is, regardless of race. You could have hired a fat-lipped square-jawed German woman and I’d say the same thing.
Ahsoka is ~45 years old when this series takes place so they cast a woman of similar age, and I want to see the supermodels you're banging if you think Rosario Dawson is ugly
Rosario Dawson is 44 years old, Ahsoka Tano is at least 48 years old in-universe, possibly 50
also I honestly can't stress enough how gay you are if you think this is a troony
fans have been asking to see Rosario cast as live-action Ahsoka since Rebels was still on the air, and then they went and did that and now homosexuals on Cinemaphile.nel are angry that yidsney listened to the fans for once
>40 year old >geriatric
I'm not sure which is worse, being this much of a permavirgin, or not being enough of a permavirgin to tell the difference between togruta and twi'leks
10 months ago
Anonymous
he's just looking for reasons to be upset about Star Wars, many such cases
I completely forgot about this. Time to lurk on Cinemaphile again for a while to see star wars corpse getting puppeteered again. > How will they ruin it this time?
Rebels is the only good post-Disney buyout content
not coincidentally, it's also the only piece of post-disney buyout content that had its conceptual origins in pre-disney lucasfilm
A-wing: 9/10
B-wing: 9/10
D-wing: 7/10
E-wing: 7/10
H-wing: 6/10
K-wing: 4/10
U-wing: 8/10
V-wing: 7/10
X-wing: 10/10
Y-wing: 11/10
those are all the letter-wings I know for sure exist in new canon and old canon (not counting deviantart fan designs) but there are probably a few others I don't know about
D-wings appear in Episode 9, H-wings are RPG rulebooks only (there's actually two types: H-60 Tempest, which is a B-wing without the two little wings, and the actual H-wing which is two Y-wings strapped together), and the K-wing was in the comic books somewhere I think
There are several V-wings if you count the airspeeder and its transport from the Dark Empire series and a few other ships with that designation. Also the T-wing.
I disregard deviantart fan designs. Though I will accept concept art designs from something Lucasfilm/Lucasarts affiliated, I thought I saw some things like that for the L-Wing and W-wing among other things, but I couldn't be sure of their provenance.
The Last Jedi was good. Ill take a realistic, human luke over an ai skinwalker any day. Frick disney+. Solo was the last real stat wars movie and last jedi haters ruined the franchise with their autistic outburst
the people itt who complain about "season 2" and "season 3" of these shitty shows are why they won't stop making them. stop fricking watching this mouseslop
I will not watch this
Will you be here to talk about it?
I always talk about stuff I don't watch
Tsm
why watch any of this prequel shit when it all leads to this? there is no reason to invest anything in Star Wars anymore because all roads lead to this giant middle finger to the fanbase
Sad to see Cinemaphile is still too stupid to understand the Last Jedi
>Sad to see Cinemaphile is still too stupid to understand the Last Jedi
So easy to spot the LARPing zoomers.
Before and after Special Editions, and even through pre-Phantom Menace you would get the fricking SHIT kicked out of you for being a public nerd and liking star wars.
If you liked getting beat the shit out of you then yeah I guess it was comfy. At least you could play the West End Games RPG with Legends Lore and read some Kevin Anderson book.
You LARPing fricking lying homosexuals. You kids have no clue how good you have it and then you try and come in my era and tell me how great it was? Eat shit.
Post Shin webms or get out.
let's be honest we are only watching this to see this cutie.
Yes.
I want to take her home and nickname her my little pampushki.
She will make cabbage rolls and tend the garden in a sun dress.
We're only waiting to see more of her. The other girlbosses may leave.
I can fix her
>a waifu designed by a committee to appeal to fringe lunatics
They're learning.
At your command
I love not Meetra Surik
So people like watching morons with dopey faces. Good. I'll be bringing that up at the next board meeting. 😉
You r*dditors are so gay and your show is gonna be a failure
The quirk is strong with you. A whimsical sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Snood.
that's just alice from batwoman.
I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen such a fricking moronic character design before seeing this.
Is this the thread where we laugh at people who said this was going to retcon the sequel trilogy?
2 more weeks Anon. Kathleen Kennedy is getting removed, the franchise is being sold to Lucas(at a discount ;^)) and he's retconning the sequel trilogy.
I hope you're not trolling... I want this top be true!
femslop
All Star Wars fans should be gassed
Will this save Star Wars?
It will save Star Wars fans in that it will be so bad they might actually abandon the franchise
There is no saving Star Wars. And it doesn't matter, George told his story.
I will.
Star Wars never really needed saving. There was a pretty bad streak of movies in the 2010s but overall it's in a better spot then
>Trek
>Dr who
>Harry Potter
>Lord of the rings
>Marvel
Star Trek was never interesting in the first place.
Wrath of Khan was a legendary film. Ricardo Montalban OWNED that movie.
That’s not saying much
>Harry Potter
>Lord of the rings
>Marvel
No. These Franchises can easily bounce back. All the latest Star Wars shows disappointed, all the fan favorite characters are dead and there’s nowhere to take the story since Rise ended the exact same way that ROTJ. Star Wars is dead.
>These Franchises can easily bounce back
No they can't you israelite israelite Black person
Harry Potter ended and so did LoTR. There’s nothing else to do
>Star Wars is dead.
so you've been saying for the past 10 years, but usually repeating a mantra is something you do to convince yourself it's true
shut the frick up homosexual, woke israelite homosexualry ruined our beloved star wars, so yes it is fricking dead.
You don't exactly sound confident
I'm quite confident. I haven't watched anything star wars since TLJ. I gave it a chance in the beginning, I should have checked out when lucasfilm was sold.
It is though. You think fricking Disney wouldnt make a movie for 5 years for a franchise like Star Wars if it was alive and healthy
>only movies count
>not 60 hours of TV shows
I don't think this is an honest conversation
>just ignores their original plan
Waiting on those Star Wars movies...
>60 hours of tv no one is watching
>Still outpreformed all the marvel shows
Yeah those flopped too, what's your point
Name one successful thing
Game of Thrones
Tron will get a new movie before Star Wars will lmao
Star Wars can bounce back if it gets rid of everything past 2008 and starts a new story ~500 years after the OT.
>can bounce back
The only way it bounces back is if a studio that is not corrupted by woke feminist israelite homosexualry owns the license. I am convinced we will never get good content from woke mainstream media ever again at this point.
POV: You are an incel who gets mad at seeing a black person
nta but I'm an incel who gets mad at seeing blacks but I don't spend every waking moment b***hing about it on Cinemaphile because I am immune to Cinemaphile brainrot
Bitching? I'm a geologist, with a hot wife and 4 cars. I'm sure that beats your fleshlight, and two pair of semen encrusted pantaloons. I only go into Cinemaphile to make your comrades my b***hes. I have a certain set of skills that makes guys like you delete your posts. I'm more uncomfortable than corn in your pisshole. Most of you b***hes that pretend to be smart by using derogatory language, are 12 year old multi chin mouth breathers, with pizza pocket permanently lodged between your sweaty ass fingers. You are a fat frick aren't you? I can tell. You have to poke the fun at random Internet schlubs or you will start thinking about how utterly shitty and fat your own life is. Larking through Walmart fantasizing about under age kids. Yes I know your type b***h. It's sad.
This new copypasta isn't even as entertaining as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>POV
So you're the incel that gets mad at seeing a black person?
of course you say that , that is any woke troons defense mechanism response because you're experience cognitive dissonance when you read my posts. Seethe troon you will never be a woman.
>verification not required
How long until Star Wars goes into public domain?
Harry Potter just had a videogame last year and it made more profit than all Star Wars put together since Disney bought it
>all these other franchises are shit
>therefore star wars is fine
topkek, moron. yidsneywars is horriblr homosexual shit
Shit or dead? Are they the same thing?
Lotr and Harry Potter aren't dead.
marvel and trek, on the other hand, are corpses being picked at by Hollywood execs.
Dr who has alway been dead trash for turbo autists.
The last Fantastic Beasts movie was a huge flop, it lost like $100 million for the studio. They're at a point point they're just rebooting the mainline series on HBOmax since Radcliffe, Emma and Grint won't return for a sequel movie.
I have no idea how LOTR is doing on Amazon because so much of the hatred towards that series was astroturfed by reactionary losers but for the amount of money Bezos spent on it it needs to be the biggest show of all time and it doesn't sound like it is
>it lost like $100 million for the studio
Anon Star Wars loses that much with every new streaming flop they release, Andor had a $200 million budget and nobody watched it. HP is by far the most profitable IP in that list, not close
Every single NuEU product ultimately runs into the fact that the desolate wasteland of the ST awaits.
Those movies dropped a dirty bomb on the franchise that simple can’t be worked around unless they’re ignored. Not necessarily retconned, just pushed aside while a plot focuses on some completely separate part of the galaxy.
It's clear future films will be set a 100 years into the future
Rings of Power is great
>future films will be set a 100 years into the future
Next film is 25k years in the past
That would run into the separate problem that the main LF team can’t write to save their lives and rely massively on memberberries.
Unless they hire ghostwriters and threaten anyone in house who squeals, they’re just as fricked when 100 years into the future it’s still empire vs rebels
I don't think you understand how any of this works
I understand that their writers are bargain bin tier in an industry that’s set a low bar to begin with, and anything they write is going to be derivative and awful.
>Rings of Power is great
Bait
The only way to save it is giving it back to George and let his autism run free with it.
He would give it right back to Kennedy
Its gonna be mid like The Mandalorian. But at least it wont have any Obi Wan/Boba Fett style filler episodes with cheap sfx. Also they must be really ashamed of Skeleton Crew if it comes out this year and there still isnt even a teaser yet
We didn't get our first Ahsoka trailer until like, less than 2 months ago
Not sure what is going on with skeleton crew but Lucasfilm has always been weird about trailers
I think they're holding off on Skeleton Crew stuff because they are gong to want Jude Law to promote it and he can't with the strike going on.
Honestly that could be it. It's not like Lucasfilm to pull a batwoman, but they took it off their upcoming release schedule.
Right and it finished filming earlier in the year so its post-production is probably finished by now. I think it is just all about the marketing aspect and they know they need Law to push it since he's a huge name. And they were able to remove it quietly since they haven't shown anything besides the teaser at Celebration, so I think as soon as the strike is over they are going to probably do a huge marketing push for it with a short leadup to the series premiere. Especially if Mando season 4 is actually being reworked into a movie, they will need to fill that spot in the calendar.
Trust the plan
i just realised that the cut in the half logo of the empire looks like a smiling pumpkin
But that doesn't look good?
Ahsoka a shit
Can someone edit Rosario’s full frontal nude scene from Trance so she looks like Asoka
The hype is truly palpable
True Star Wars fans are waiting for Yaddle Tales
When is HIS series
Hopefully never. The darksaber is DeviantArt tier cringe.
when woke homosexual disney doesn't have the SW license.
based bully
how have you missed this character plastered over everything star wars since 2008?
>Lucas insisted the literal child wear the skimpy tube top
Unironically what did he mean by this?
he meant UOH CHILD SO HEROIC
He is hollywood. He was signaling his friends that we was ready for Epstein.
It's Ahsoka day.
t-minus not watching never will
They really want girls to like Star Wars for some reason.
Because they have the male demographic already secured. Duh.
They've easily lost at least half of their male fanbase
Is this the part where you post unsold Finn toys?
Nah that's just normal healthy racism and the actor being hideous and uncharacteristic on top of it.
But yes Star Wars has fallen off hard as a IP and boys are embarrassed to be seen liking it. It's got a bad stink and nobody under 35 wants the merchandise.
You say that like it isn't true. Star Wars doesn't sell toys anymore. The only thing that actually has some appeal to boys are games that have nothing to do with radioactive sequels.
Not anymore
>They really want girls to like Star Wars for some reason.
it's Disney, that's why. Same reason they've imposed on Marvel too.
I would like more from the top row please
The Acolyte is set during the High Republic and is showing how the Sith infiltrated the Republic
it's clear Disney wants to make KOTOR canon somehow but they keep stumbling
>wants to make KOTOR canon somehow but they keep stumbling
From what I understand, one of the main reasons the remake switched developers was because Lucasfilm wanted to make the game more palatable for the new continuity
The High Republic crashes and burned. They ended it early. It's ogre
>no ones posted the ben kenobi pasta
FOR SHAME
not watching dykeslop
>dykeslop
but the women in it have made it with dudes in-universe...
although I don't know about the new little evil blonde girl, maybe she could be lesbian if Titus Pullo isn't her sugar daddy
I stopped watching star wars after TLJ. I want disney to burn and crash. Then hopefully the license goes to a studio not corrupted by woke homosexualry.
>girls having sex with boys is woke homosexualry
I automatically assume anything out of homosexual woke disney is dykeslop. yes I'm a jaded fan that hates what woke ideology has done to entertainment.
Can't wait for more epic fights between post 40 year old women
>lightsabers can't cut through metal anymore
bravo disney
that's Beskar metal which is apparently lightsaber resistant (still dumb)
No its a pure log of shit Black persondum. The kind that makes you close your eyes in shame even when you are just a bored lurker in a star wars thread
>bravo disney
You can blame Karen Traviss for that shit.
Ironically lightsabers would be pretty dull if they could cut through anything.
it's a fricking thin metal rod
jesus fricking christ just let it die disney, stop fricking its corpse in the ass with an amusement park light sabre
Countdown to disappointment.
>character liked because she's jailbait who wears a tight outfit and skirt and is subordinate to the men
>for her show lets make her a lesbian middle age woman in a pancho and baggy pants who needs no man
where are you getting the idea she's a lesbian? or are you talking about the actress Rosario Dawson? she's probably had more wieners in her than the hot dog stand at Angel Stadium
>9 hours
Didn't it release today.........?
sometimes if you love something you have to let it go.
you Black person corporate shills
You came so close to not sounding mad, but couldn't resist
Bros, why does Ahsoka's lightsaber look like a space dildo
ahsoka's character is weeaboo inspired with katana/wakizashi lightsabers
Ahsoka is literally a Jap word for thank you or please or something like that isn't it too?
I'm pretty sure I came across that in my yakuza playthrough.
Every lightsaber looks like a sex toy
What do you guys expect? Thrawn will be trash and not be defeated so he can appear in the movie right?
Here's the leaks:
>Eye of Sion
Their KotOR allusions and easter eggs are always so lame.
Like, seriously, why would Sion give a shit about travelling to another galaxy? His didn't have a goal other than surviving and maybe being the last Sith Standing, he wasn't an explorer or anything. Even as a hollow Kotor reference it doesn't even make any fricking sense.
It's a simple Filonism.
>make something in canon a reference to an EU character
>without actually having it make sense for it to be a reference to an EU character or completely vague and needless
>because it's just something random from the EU and EU fans LOVE Filoni's shows, right? >... right?
At this point they're only adding legends references to further shit on EU fans.
>Ha ha, your characters are mine now!
Because its what Filoni does. He takes a cool page he read on Wookieepedia, takes a name from it and calls it a day, thinking that its gonna secure him some street cred with the fanbase. It worked as far as Mando S2 was concerned, but after that? Its Filonover.
Nice
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
This show according to the leaks ends with everyone losing to Thrawn. Obviously he'll get beat in the movie but if you just stop watching with this show it sounds like a kino ESB style ending
>This show according to the leaks ends with everyone losing to Thrawn.
Oh man, so it's inspired by Dark Force Rising? Very based.
Dark Force Rising had the best novel cover art of a Star Wars book of all time
>journos are complaining that Ahsoka is too misogynist
lmao
divine dubs of Star Wars
>he actually watched sequel movies
hahahah what a fricking idiot
never enough
So, first things first, how involved is KK on this? She literally ruins everything she touches. We had a good thing going with the first season of the Mandalorian... and then S02 was half to set up 20 other shows before officially shitting the bed on S03.
I mean, seriously, the movies were all terrible and Mando was regaining some of that lost trust back and they fricked up all over again. How are we supposed to trust this to be any different?
Kennedy has had limited to no involvement in Mando, that's Favreau's baby and Favreau doesn't take orders from kunts
KK is too busy trying to prop up her Acolyte and Rey dogshit which leaves Filoni in charge of Ahsoka related stuff without being hobbled by KK's nagging
>that's Favreau's baby and Favreau doesn't take orders from kunts
Season 3 has KK's stench all over it.
Some people say that but the changes on narrative direction and cinematography quality are noticeable as frick. Specially for those familiar with the elements that give SW it`s unique identity. It`s just obvious something fundamentally changed behind the curtains.
You say you can`t pin it on KK directly for lack of evidence but that MCU like interconnectivness between shows is an editorial decision no matter how you look at it. Same for shifting the focus from a male to a female and emasculating the male character. These things are a recursive pattern on everything under her management.
the idea of "le Lucasfilm civil war xD" is just the delusional cognitive dissonance of fanboys who can't handle that Kathleen Kennedy is also responsible for the parts of NuWars they like
There is nothing to like about Disney Wars. That`s the point.
obviously there is or people wouldn't be enjoying any of it
I know you have some kind of chip on your shoulder about Disney for whatever reason but some people do like the mandalorian and andor
Filloni made Mandolorian and Boba shit on all his fricking own. The bad shit in it is the same bad shit that's in all his stuff, just way more fricking prominent.
>and then S02 was half to set up 20 other shows
And that's how this show is going to be. Dave already confirmed that it's really season 5 of Rebels which is why it heavily features too many characters already in the trailer alone. Also, he said that this show is a set-up for his own film which is supposed to be Avengers-tier featuring many characters from the Mandalorian, Boba Fett etc. which is supposed to help build upon the sequels. Out of all the Disney Star Wars shit I fear that this one will have the most cameos and references so it will guarantee to be popular despite the quality.
>Also, he said that this show is a set-up for his own film which is supposed to be Avengers-tier featuring many characters from the Mandalorian, Boba Fett etc.
Andor was too good for me to care about this, especially after Mando S3
mando s3 and trandor are the same cringe, fans of andor pretending like their shit don't stink is rank hypocrisy
You didn't watch either so what does your opinion matter?
my opinion matters because I'm an ROTJchad
>my opinion matters because I'm an ROTJchad
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FRICKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
frick off furgay
>Andor shill hates Star Wars
many such cases
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cameos status?
why would anyone care about anything star wars related by this point?
how low is the bar
The new audience cares
what is there to care about this point
Ahsoka has been popular for 15 years now dude
she has infinitely more pull and presence than Mara Jade ever did
Only because she was forced into being a third wheel and zoomers don't (can't) read.
What’s the point of caring about Ahsoka when we already know she’s dead by the sequel trilogy? And thrawn has no impact on the sequels either
She's not, after Rise of Skywalker's release Filoni immediately took to twitter to ensure everyone knew his precious Ahsoka was still alive. She's such a mary sue she can become a force ghost without dying lmao
Proof?
https://screenrant.com/rise-skywalker-ahsoka-tano-alive-tease-dave-filoni/
you don't want more girlboss fantasies?
Andor season 2
I loved season 1, but season 2 is going to be fricked by the strikes and the change in pace as it tries to cover 5 years of shit.
Andor was objectively the best star wars show so far from disney but i also couldnt bring myself to finish it
By what objective standards was trandor the best?
The standards of directing, acting, writing, the list goes on
the directing and writing were pretty solid for a show aiming to be an espionage take on the rebellion. the world feels a little more real and lived and not full as much moronic or forced aspects like Boba Fett or Obiwan. First season of Mandaorlian is better and more interesting sure but its been diminishing returns
Cinemaphile and bleddit are filled with "this le slow burn Star Wars without lighthsabers or anything else related to the canonical universe is tailor made for smart fans like me!"
was the first season of The Mandalorian not the only other decent star wars show?
I'm tired of people pretending Andor is any better than the usual Disney Wars garbage.
this, the gaslighting from journos and midwits is off the fricking rails, it's RLM all over again
It is better. Sorry.
It's not. It's different sure, but it's just as bad.
False.
Nah
Yes.
Nope
Yep.
Wrong
No.
Yes
pointless side stories that awkwardly take place between trilogies until you die
I'm unironically invested in Domino Squad's fate, which is now inexorably tied to Ahsoka and Clone Force 99
Fives died for her and Rex. Need to know she's not wasting it.
Which new audience?
Sunk cost fallacy
so far forcing clone wars shit into live action hasn't worked that great
TCW was a mistake.
Ahsoka was a mistake.
Filoni was a mistake.
Simple as.
Blame the inept heading the production, scripts, etc. In right hands it could've worked.
this lady is BASED because she flew the best starfighter ever made
>it's not quick or flashy, but it gets the job done
Best thing from the last trilogy. Zorii Bliss movie pls.
>Zorii Bliss: A Star Wars Story
>Consists of 60 minutes of space battles where her Y-wing is shooting TIE fighters and Star Destroyers out of the sky and 30 seconds of unsimulated BDSM lezdom between her, Hayley Atwell, Christina Hendricks, and Bryce Dallas Howard all wearing fetishy latex catsuits
I will now watch your movie
>30 seconds
meant to say 30 minutes, now my porn fantasy is ruined
30 seconds is enough for me
>slow af
>only purpose is to drop ordinance
>every mission is likely a suicide mission
i hate y-wing gays so much
I hate people who didn't watch the movies acting like they know anything about Star Wars so much
Did you even play TIE Fighter? Like half of the rebel fleet is made up of Y-Wings.
Can blame the video games and RPGs on the misconceptions of the Y-wing being a slow bomber when it was a on par with the X-wing and TIE Fighter originally.
>misconceptions
That's the reality, production notes are irrelevant.
Anon...
Lucky shots. Not hard to hit a TIE when there are 10,000 of them in the airspace.
EVEN IN ROGUE SQUADRON THE VIRGIN TIE FIGHTER BOWS TO THE Y-GOD
It's all pilot skill compensation.
Yes, pilot skill and coordinating with another ship.
The Defender is overrated anyway, true TIE connoisseurs prefer the Avenger and those with supreme taste stick with the Interceptor.
what would a spaceship need tail lights for?
those are actually the engines: Twin Ion Engine fighter
Vader's TIE Advanced x1 and the TIE Bomber have four engines so should rightly be QIE Fighters.
Huh, I just realized they ripped off her jumpsuit from Malak (formerly Squint).
I don't remember anything about this character other than that she fricked Poe or something
>actual acting
>Poe likes it
Well yea, there wasn't much more acting the way everyone treating Poe c**ty.
>just her eyes do more acting than all the rest fricks (apart from Kylo and Poe)
God bless Keri.
I love Keri so frickin much bros
How we feeling Seltzerbros?
>using alcohol metaphor to describe children's tv show
depressed burnouts are mentally incapable of allowing things they like to be perceived as childish and insist on performative maturity to show everyone else how grownup they are even when talking about cartoons for children, which is one of the reasons they demand gritty "realism" in everything: by which I mean nonstop swearing, sex, and gore
This sounds promising. My biggest fear is it's just going to feel like a Very Special Episode of Mandalorian
Shill Black folk should be flayed alive and forced to walk the plank
those punishments seem somewhat mutually exclusive, a bit like beheading and hanging
Shill Black folk get the cruel and impossible punishments
All I want is Ahsoka to go back to the World Between Worlds and sacrifice herself in Kanan's place so he can come back and be space dad to Ezra and his twilek mutt son
She looks like a troony, and she’s too old.
so if i understand this metaphor correctly, andor is still the best thing that disney has made with star wars, and orange Black person space adventures is just more interchangeable slop
stop gaslighting me
This looks so badly done, and on top of that they hired a woman to play Ahsoka who is too old and just downright unattractive. Heavy unattractive features will NEVER be the standard of beauty, that’s just the way it is, regardless of race. You could have hired a fat-lipped square-jawed German woman and I’d say the same thing.
Ahsoka is ~45 years old when this series takes place so they cast a woman of similar age, and I want to see the supermodels you're banging if you think Rosario Dawson is ugly
She looks like a man, and she’s 50 if she’s a day.
Rosario Dawson is 44 years old, Ahsoka Tano is at least 48 years old in-universe, possibly 50
also I honestly can't stress enough how gay you are if you think this is a troony
Cinemaphile has been so brainwashed by kpop and anime and buck broken by ACK memes they don't know what women actually look like anymore
No Ivan I won't call busted old black ladies hot.
>posts old photo
>she’s hot! you’re gay!
She’s ugly and too old.
too old to begin the fapping
>Rosario Dawson is 44 years old
>here's a picture of her at 26
Sin City 2 was not 18 years ago
I see Rosario's bare brown breasts posted occasionally and I can't help myself getting jungle fever over her
nobody thinks these thoughts and words except pathetic marketers trying to sell garbage
b***h is too old and her face looks like a block of rough neolith
what, should they have cast a teenager to play a middle aged woman?
To be fair, she's an alien.
Didn’t this b***h die? What rules did they bend to bring her back only to cast some hit-the-wall mutt?
>Didn’t this b***h die?
no, where'd you get that idea?
she lost to anakin until filoni introduced time travel to save her in the cartoons
She's seen alive at the end of the episode she fought Vader in, two whole years before this "time travel" cope
introduced time travel
fans have been asking to see Rosario cast as live-action Ahsoka since Rebels was still on the air, and then they went and did that and now homosexuals on Cinemaphile.nel are angry that yidsney listened to the fans for once
Yeah I'm sure everyone just begged for a pre-geriatric hag to play the part of a provocative sex species-character in her twilight years
>40 year old
>geriatric
I'm not sure which is worse, being this much of a permavirgin, or not being enough of a permavirgin to tell the difference between togruta and twi'leks
he's just looking for reasons to be upset about Star Wars, many such cases
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I don't care. I still want to hold hands with RD, but I don't give a shit about this show.
Wherea I going to download this with rarbg being kill? inb4 private tracker autism.
That's the thing, with rarbg being kill you are finally released from watching nuwars
No argument from me, I could walk away from Shart Wars forever, but my wife and kids want to see it so I can get fricked.
>mfw Gulp Shitto and Cummy Croissant make a cameo appearance
Do filonigays really think star wars isn’t dead lmao go watch your cartoons Black folk
>star wars is dead
>but you should go watch star wars
...okay?
lol
lmao
it's going to be trash, and I shan't be watching it
What does she need huge lips for?
sucking the dicks of white boys (her bodycount is greater than the death star)
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I completely forgot about this. Time to lurk on Cinemaphile again for a while to see star wars corpse getting puppeteered again.
> How will they ruin it this time?
Won
>84% before it's even released
You know it's bad when Disney can't even get it to break 90.
>84 with the Disney bonus
That’s bad
>Paid
can't even get pre-release paid shill reviews above 85% yikes
>85%
>in an age when disney buy reviews for SW starting with 90%
oh no no no, its shit
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unironically, genuinely, why did they make her black
She's always had noticably black features
she was always mystery meat brown, her teenage incarnation from clone wars was pajeet inspired, not much different from casting a quadroon mexican
Will anyone live stream the first two eps?
It's impossible for this to be worse than Rebels at least
It’s rebels but if it was a girl boss show
Rebels is the only good post-Disney buyout content
not coincidentally, it's also the only piece of post-disney buyout content that had its conceptual origins in pre-disney lucasfilm
Rebels looks like Shakespeare compared to the Disney+ SW stuff they've been putting out
how many episodes dropping tonight?
Two
2 hours of shit? count me in
Any stream?
disney+
it will crash
>paying for the digital israelite
Rate all letter wings from best to worst
X>Y>V>A>U>B>E
Y>B>V>A>X>E>U
A-wing: 9/10
B-wing: 9/10
D-wing: 7/10
E-wing: 7/10
H-wing: 6/10
K-wing: 4/10
U-wing: 8/10
V-wing: 7/10
X-wing: 10/10
Y-wing: 11/10
those are all the letter-wings I know for sure exist in new canon and old canon (not counting deviantart fan designs) but there are probably a few others I don't know about
Had no idea D, H and K Wings were a thing
D-wings appear in Episode 9, H-wings are RPG rulebooks only (there's actually two types: H-60 Tempest, which is a B-wing without the two little wings, and the actual H-wing which is two Y-wings strapped together), and the K-wing was in the comic books somewhere I think
There are several V-wings if you count the airspeeder and its transport from the Dark Empire series and a few other ships with that designation. Also the T-wing.
I disregard deviantart fan designs. Though I will accept concept art designs from something Lucasfilm/Lucasarts affiliated, I thought I saw some things like that for the L-Wing and W-wing among other things, but I couldn't be sure of their provenance.
The T-wing is from the TIE Fighter and later game series.
Why are these named after the English alphabet if that doesnt exist in Star Wars?
it does exist in star wars actually
The Last Jedi was good. Ill take a realistic, human luke over an ai skinwalker any day. Frick disney+. Solo was the last real stat wars movie and last jedi haters ruined the franchise with their autistic outburst
how we feeling thrawnbros
Ready for chisskino
Lars Mikkelsons performance will be the best part of the series.
feeling good thrawnbro, you?
thrawnbro ready here, we will redeem this shitshow
post stream
Stream please
we need torrents.
all i see are porno cosplays
D-wing from West End Games RPG source material.
Yeah it's fricking kino
H-wing.
the people itt who complain about "season 2" and "season 3" of these shitty shows are why they won't stop making them. stop fricking watching this mouseslop
K-wing with its big ass plasma torpedoes.
No Sarah Gadon, no watch.
>No Sarah Gadon, no watch.
This.
Stop replying to yourself
What? Tons of people love Sarah Gadon and will only watch shows if Sarah is in them.
Bro, Sarah Gadon is literally the most beloved actress on this board.
>No torrent
Is Star Wars dead, torrents dead, or both?
odd that there is nothing. no torrents at all.