Star Wars

Rank all the films in the Skywalker Saga.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    I won't just sit by and let all the cancerous facets of this franchise be allowed to have an equal footing. I'm not breaking bread with Prequelgays and Sequelcucks.
    The initial iterations of Star Wars IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY are the only ones worth discussing here. And I will continue to call out everything else.
    The "special edition" changes are not canon
    The prequels are not canon
    The books are not canon
    Everything made under Disney is not canon
    Han shot second is not canon
    The comics are not canon
    The cartoon Network shows are not canon
    Rey "Skywalker" is not canon. That egregious character doesn't exist and never did. The only true ship in Star Wars is Han and Leia and canonically they do have serious feelings for each other. Luke doesn't frick around on his adventures. He just fights for the light side of the force and gets the job done. He is a virgin.
    On that subject, none of the living Jedi have had sex. They're all virgins like they should be. Stop projecting. Just because you went to a degenerate high school where sex outside of marriage was normal, doesn't mean these characters did.
    And for the 501st time, Lightwave fights should be slow and emotional, not with 20 flips and weeb shit.
    This is an American franchise. It always has been and always will be. It's western and everything else is fan fiction and belongs in /trash/. Period.
    It's high time we take a stand. We shouldn't allow "all things Star Wars" because it has become obvious that degenerates are abusing that privilege. Films only. OT only. No exceptions.
    End of discussion. OT only. Period.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      um... based...?
      Guys help me out, I can't tell if this is based or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Found the woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Droids : The Great Heep>ESB>ROTS>ANH>TPM>ROTJ>TLJ>TFA>AOTC

      I tried rewatching all the movies and Episode 2 made me give up and watch The Blob instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all this autism about only wanting to discuss the original trilogy
      >doesn't discuss anything about the original trilogy
      The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The original trilogy is not even that good without the worldbuilding of the prequels, Vader is a boring villain and Skywalker is a boring hero.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars gays refuse to accept this. They were capeshit tier even before disney or the prequels.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking please. The events of the Prequels are adequately summarized in one scene in ANH. The Prequels add no substance whatsoever to the OT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Umm..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't start conceding to this argument till after the disney homosexual AIDS sequal trilogy Palpatine saga came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      501st - Prequels, so not canon. Why'd you reference it?
      Jedi being virgins - not canon, not in the OT, so why are you so hung up on it?
      For someone so opinionated on what they consider canon, you sure are fricking stupid with knowing details about it. Sorry you didn't like the sequels/prequels anon, but you sperging out about it just makes OT purists like you look more moronic.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    none of the movies are good except for the one about the ewoks trying to find their magic soap that shit goes hard

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Revenge of the Sith
    >The Empire Strikes Back
    >The Phantom Menace
    >Return of the Jedi
    >Attack of the Clones
    >A New Hope
    >The Last Jedi
    >Rise of Skywalker
    >The Force Awakens

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 > 4 > 3 & 6 > 1 > 2

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Ray Harryhausen kino when you want adventure. Watch Farscape when you want space opera.
    Disregard Soi Wars.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /a/lien vs redditor

    HAHAHHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a good man, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sorry this was meant for the AvP requiem thread. I'll be putting a magnet to my hard drive and taking what's left of my computer to the recycling center today in shame of my mistake

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 = 5 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7 >8
    Didn't see 9.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Rian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      swap solo and rogue one and then move TLJ to 10th place or worse and i agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Last Jedi is trash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did Mauler tell you that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I knew it was crap while I was in the theater

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure you did. Go back to the prequels then. Or whatever capeshit you're watching nowadays.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From best to worst:
    1:5
    2:4
    3:6
    4:3
    5:8
    6:7
    7:1
    8:2
    9:9

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ANH
    >ESB
    >ROTJ
    >ROTS
    >Rogue One
    >TPM
    >AOTC
    >Solo
    >TROS
    >TFA
    >TLJ

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    V, IV, III, I
    Rest are not worth discussing

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4>5>6>3>1>2 >>>>>>>>>> shit garbage I will never watch again

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    new hope>empire>revenge>last jedi>return>phantom>clones>force awakens>rise of skywalker

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rise of Skywalker has done the impossible: it united the Star Wars fanbase.

    Now instead of arguing about which movie was the best, they all agree about which one was the worst.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TROS is horrendous but TLJ is worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is the holiday special really THAT bad?
      People have told me the cantina song is kino.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OT>TLJ>PT

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is what shows up when I type "the skywalker saga" into search.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the only merch that might sell

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5
    8
    3
    4
    2
    6
    7
    Bottomless void
    9

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The PT = The Clone Wars > The OT
    Didn't watch the sequels. They are terrible films and atrocious fanfics.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 > 8 >> 4 > 3 > 6 >>> 7 > 1 > 2 >> 9

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Empire Strikes Back > A New Hope >> The Force Awakens > Revenge of the Sith > Return of the Jedi >> Phantom Menace > The Rise of Skywalker >> The Last Jedi > Attack of the Clones

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace = 10/10
    Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones = 10/10
    Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith = 10/10
    Star Wars The Clone Wars = 10/10
    Star Wars Clone Wars Miniseries = 8/10
    Star Wars Droids = 8/10
    Star Wars Ewoks = 7/10
    Ewoks: Caravan of Courage = 9/10
    Ewoks II: The Battle For Endor = 9/10
    Star Wars Rebels = 10/10
    Solo: A Star Wars Story = 7/10
    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story = 5/10
    Star Wars Holiday Special = 5/10 (8/10 if you only count the Boba Fett cartoon)
    Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope = 10/10
    Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back = 10/10
    Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi = 11/10
    The Mandalorian = 10/10
    The Book of Boba Fett = 8/10

    There aren't any other Star Wars movies or shows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Except I'd give Rougue One a 6 because of the ending.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the ending was the worst part about it, I was forced to give it such a low score because there is almost zero meaningful plot or character in the movie which is such a vital aspect of genuine Star Wars media, it is nothing more than complete visual wankery with explosions and spaceships and stormtroopers and chicken walkers and so on, which is great to look at for a few minutes but it doesn't deserve a 3 hour slog of whiny forgettable gays dying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only time Vader actually looks truly menacing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Vader wasn't menacing anywhere but Rogue One
            peak reddit letter media opinion, kys

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              "Yes". It's hard to even take him seriously at all after that pathetic "fight" in ANH. He's just an obstacle to be overcome. Even Luke knows he can kick his ass by the third movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Bad Batch is good. It is seriously underrated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't watch it, but I heard they blew up Kamino and killed Taun We so that makes it FRICKING CRINGE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You should. It's pretty good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will not watch media that killed off my precious alien mommyfu

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 > 5 > 4 > 6 > RO > 1 > 7 > 2 > 8 > 9

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IV > V > VI > III > I > II > VII >> VIII = IX

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Empire
    Hope
    Return
    Revenge
    Attack/Phantom
    Disney shit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    V>II=III>IV>VI>I

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5>=4>6>3>7>1>=8>2>

    [...]

    dog feces>>>>9

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 2 > 7 > 9 > 8

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not much to discuss, OT is going to be the best with ep 6 probably the worst of the bunch. prequel and sequel trilogy will be mixed around a bit with episode 3 and 7 probably being on the higher end and episode 9 being in dead last. anything that doesn't conform to this is obvious bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      6 is only bad because it was good enough to revive this terrible franchise. 7 is awful.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IV>V>VI>II>III>I>VIII>VII>IX

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day.
    Star Wars > that creepy ~~*Disney*~~ pedo product

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 > 2 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 7

    Stopped watching after the force awakens because it was so shit. I knew it all the way back in 2015, but nobody listened to me then.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ESB>RTJ>ANH>ROTS>RO>TPM>AOTC
    I rate RTJ higher then ANH because the throne room fight itself is one of the most kino fights and dialog sequences in the history of western cinema
    TFA , TLJ and RoS are in the dumpster and non-canon.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6>3>4>5>2>1

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 is the only good one.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phantom Menace is the dullest of the bunch

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