Star Wars

Space Opera Kino

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I'm not watching this fucking poofter shit, you gotta be kidding me.
    Do the world a favour and get the fuck out of here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you watch anon?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SW ass

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based but watermarkers are the worst people in the world.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solo was such a dumb movie. What was the point of showing Maul? Everyone knows Obi Wan is just going to kill him a second time anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sequelbait and worldbuilding.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solo wasn't bad, you just remember it as bad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Disney shit
        >not bad
        lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rogue One was Disney shit. Andor is Disney shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything after the IP got sold to Disney and Lucas left is Disney shit... so literally everything after 1st Jan 2013.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was super bland. Everything felt flat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did it? I think on rewatch you'd find that just the timing of the comedy is off. By and large it's a pretty solid script. It's no masterpiece, but it's not as bad as I remember it when I first saw it in theaters.

          Everything after the IP got sold to Disney and Lucas left is Disney shit... so literally everything after 1st Jan 2013.

          Explain Rogue One and Andor, then.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disney slop.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Explain Rogue One and Andor, then.
            Latinx proletariat spy fantasy and girl power trash.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Brother, stormtroopers were always a joke in Star Wars

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Watch OT. Especially A New Hope

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't compare to the Rogue One retardation. Sorry you have shit taste.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                lmao even

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Star Wars was never realistic bro
                Luke is literally a farmer and he outplays all stormtroopers in a New Hope

                Cope harder, simps.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Star Wars was never realistic bro
                Luke is literally a farmer and he outplays all stormtroopers in a New Hope

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because he's high IQ and extremely Force sensitive, aka supernatural insight, precognition of events.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lots of people in the Star Wars universe are force sensitive even if they never show the capability to use it like a Jedi would

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that ought to be the case, logic dictates it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lots of people in the Star Wars universe are force sensitive even if they never show the capability to use it like a Jedi would

                I concede it's not realistic at all in that sense.
                It could only be argued that he had a destiny by way of Force.

                Fuck when you actually think about it this shit is incoherent as hell.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's just supposed to be a fun adventure movie in space with sword fights and acrobatics
                some people (gen x) read too much into it
                one of the worst things to come out of the new trilogy is that abrams, like many people of his generation, believe that the force is like religion and if you show a lot of belief in it then you get mystical super powers
                lucas was really clear that the force is in everything, but only special people get to use it beyond a surface level

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the movie where they storm a ship and kill everyone aboard, then are told to let the rebels escape from the Death Star so they don't shoot them?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey that's Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i love how nobody argues with the fact that its latinx proletariat spy fantasy, because it absolutely is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't the protag girl white?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Andor that is.
                Anyway all the latin heart desires is a hug from a white girl.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That white girl is really big man. In all the good ways.
                She's hot.
                I'm from Romania but If I cut my mustache properly and wear a shirt I could blend in Mexico.
                Latin sentimentality. And being a bit whiter is not a problem, they have entire regions that are quite white, the one where the Cartels started from is full of white mountain boys.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really didn't like Rogue One except for the space battle and Vader. Andor was very good though and only the biggest no fun allowed homosexuals have that picture of the black guy with an AK saved on their computers to refute that.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no fun allowed homosexuals
              Blandor fans?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You couldn't even see half the movie, it was so darkly lit. I only remember Woody being good in it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but that's patently false

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