Space Opera Kino
Man I'm not watching this fucking poofter shit, you gotta be kidding me.
Do the world a favour and get the fuck out of here
What do you watch anon?
Based but watermarkers are the worst people in the world.
Solo was such a dumb movie. What was the point of showing Maul? Everyone knows Obi Wan is just going to kill him a second time anyway
Sequelbait and worldbuilding.
Solo wasn't bad, you just remember it as bad.
Rogue One was Disney shit. Andor is Disney shit.
Everything after the IP got sold to Disney and Lucas left is Disney shit... so literally everything after 1st Jan 2013.
It was super bland. Everything felt flat.
Did it? I think on rewatch you'd find that just the timing of the comedy is off. By and large it's a pretty solid script. It's no masterpiece, but it's not as bad as I remember it when I first saw it in theaters.
Explain Rogue One and Andor, then.
>Explain Rogue One and Andor, then.
Latinx proletariat spy fantasy and girl power trash.
Brother, stormtroopers were always a joke in Star Wars
Watch OT. Especially A New Hope
Doesn't compare to the Rogue One retardation. Sorry you have shit taste.
Star Wars was never realistic bro
Luke is literally a farmer and he outplays all stormtroopers in a New Hope
Cope harder, simps.
Because he's high IQ and extremely Force sensitive, aka supernatural insight, precognition of events.
lots of people in the Star Wars universe are force sensitive even if they never show the capability to use it like a Jedi would
that ought to be the case, logic dictates it
I concede it's not realistic at all in that sense.
It could only be argued that he had a destiny by way of Force.
Fuck when you actually think about it this shit is incoherent as hell.
it's just supposed to be a fun adventure movie in space with sword fights and acrobatics
some people (gen x) read too much into it
one of the worst things to come out of the new trilogy is that abrams, like many people of his generation, believe that the force is like religion and if you show a lot of belief in it then you get mystical super powers
lucas was really clear that the force is in everything, but only special people get to use it beyond a surface level
You mean the movie where they storm a ship and kill everyone aboard, then are told to let the rebels escape from the Death Star so they don't shoot them?
Hey that's Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo
i love how nobody argues with the fact that its latinx proletariat spy fantasy, because it absolutely is.
Isn't the protag girl white?
Andor that is.
Anyway all the latin heart desires is a hug from a white girl.
That white girl is really big man. In all the good ways.
I'm from Romania but If I cut my mustache properly and wear a shirt I could blend in Mexico.
Latin sentimentality. And being a bit whiter is not a problem, they have entire regions that are quite white, the one where the Cartels started from is full of white mountain boys.
I really didn't like Rogue One except for the space battle and Vader. Andor was very good though and only the biggest no fun allowed homosexuals have that picture of the black guy with an AK saved on their computers to refute that.
>no fun allowed homosexuals
You couldn't even see half the movie, it was so darkly lit. I only remember Woody being good in it.
NTA but that's patently false
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