STAR WARS ANDOR Premiere

Let's go!

EPISODE SCHEDULE

Episode 1, 2 & 3: September 21st

Episode 4: September 28th

Episode 5: October 5th

Episode 6: October 12th

Episode 7: October 19th

Episode 8: October 26th

Episode 9: November 2nd

Episode 10: November 9th

Episode 11: November 16th

Episode 12: November 23rd

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOYSLOP YUMMY

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*Disney*~~ "Star Wars"
    Nah, I'm good, thanks.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pirating now, lets hope its kinda good

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This feels like bladerunner not star wars going by ep 1 fast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and that's exactly what I hoped for

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney really picking the bones clean.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Still believing disney is trying to make it good

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This real? 12? Who asked for TWELVE?!?!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did, and a second season

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see

        GOYSLOP YUMMY

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, Ahsoka is in this too?! fucking Filoni.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly not even sure I can work up the will
    I just can't even hatewatch this slop anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slop it up
      be a good goy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My feed bag will double as a mask!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Andor was a planet
    I'm going to make this joke all the time by the way. It's a really good joke with nuance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You joke, but the first time I said this here I was completely serious.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEY
    WE SLOPPIN IT UP NOW SLOPSISTAS
    SUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hardcore fans really defended obi-wan just for the first 5 minutes of this show to completely blow that series quality out of the water. Its shocking that obi-wan came out a few months before this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about to watch the first ep, it better live up to this hype.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope I didnt oversell it, its just nice to have some resemblance of actual technical care for Star Wars again. Especially after the last year of cash grabs and rushed jobs that were Boba Fett and Obiwan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I've been gushing over this too ITT but it's so refreshing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So it's worth watching?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yea it feels like an actual film maker made this show

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm enjoying it, about to put on the 3rd ep.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea dude, I heckin love my goyslop as well!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's my favourite character, Endor Calrissian!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing happens in the first episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had to make it 3 episode premiere because nothing happens in 2 episodes

  15. 2 weeks ago
    First Time

    So he's not with the Rebels here at the start?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >take it easy man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Rebel Alliance doesn't really even exist yet in 5 BBY.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >0 aliens
    morons, latinx and chinx are now our aliens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's more aliens than in ANH and ESB combined.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How woke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cassian's adoptive dad is black.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    First Time

    For me this is the best Star Wars has looked in the Disneyera. Loving the world this is building, hope it gets exciting eventually kek.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Andor S01E01 1080p DSNP WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 Atmos H.264-NTb
    >Andor S01E02 1080p DSNP WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 Atmos H.264-NTb
    >Andor S01E03 1080p DSNP WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 Atmos H.264-NTb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Andor S01E01 1080p DSNP WEB-DL DD+ 5.1 Atmos H.264-NTb
      the fuck do I do with this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Write it on a piece of paper in red pen, roll it up and microwave it for 5 minutes and 15 seconds while thinking only of BBC. Then go back to your PC and it'll be there for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Paste it on Youtube

  20. 2 weeks ago
    First Time

    Tribals in SW is a neat angle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're all kids, and the flashback is during the Clone Wars. I don't think they're a "tribe" really. Just a bunch of kids separated from their parents somehow. Seems unclear who hung Cassian's father.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    First Time

    Fuckingkek, a fucking mallcop is our antagonist so far.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The anal retentive imperial dweeb character is funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Kyle McLaughlin if Kyle McLaughlin could act.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will Krennic show up? I know they're keeping fan service to a minimum but they can pull from RO. Like, they'll need to show him getting that droid.

      His dorky funny character DIED at the end of episode 3. We now have PTSD Hellbent on revenge mallcop to look forward to now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Former security guard, here. He reminds me too much of myself.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sex is canon
    Its over, they took the last bit of virginity Star Wars had...fucking degenerates

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goysloppy, yummy yummy

    Goysloppy, yummy yummy

    Goysloppy, yummy yummy

    yummy yummy

    yummy yummy

    GOYSLOPPIES!

    ?t=32

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you post the link to your Discord group? I wonder how many of you are trannies and/or furries.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that kenari sympathizers will be executed. don't find yourself on the wrong side of history.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no child actor on the poster
    so it's gonna be better than Kenobi at least right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tonally, it's better than anything they've done so far, save a few episodes of season one Mando.
      You can thank the absence of Filoni for that. It's all new lore/setting so far and that really helps.

      Will go to shit once they bring in other established characters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tony Gilroy said no fan service

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then this will be the best series they've put out kek.
          I'm real excited to see new ship and armor designs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filoni is the worst thing to have happened to modern Star Wars, even the Rise of Skywalker feels more like the original Star Wars trilogy than whatever this dude puts out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I loved him but grew to hate him.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Felt like I was watching bladerunner and various british actors in imperial uniforms talk to each other in some imperial base.

    Best Star Wars has been in a while, innit

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that "omar's coming" scene

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop wars is the most boring franchise move over harry potter.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking gotta love seeing a hot girl w/ tits in a tank top in nu-Wars. Niceee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no image
        Anon

        Boys I've already crawled back in bed can't be assed to get up and take a screengrab.
        Should be about twenty minutes into episode two though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We saw her pantsless too.

          I think shes wearing some weird onesie, either way she fucked Tim. Also fuck Tim, Pathetic beta thought Casian was stealing his girl just because they were close.

          https://i.imgur.com/3prWiz0.jpg

          Let's go!

          EPISODE SCHEDULE

          Episode 1, 2 & 3: September 21st

          Episode 4: September 28th

          Episode 5: October 5th

          Episode 6: October 12th

          Episode 7: October 19th

          Episode 8: October 26th

          Episode 9: November 2nd

          Episode 10: November 9th

          Episode 11: November 16th

          Episode 12: November 23rd

          I like that its following the theme of people dying around Casian. Also no wonder the empire started to use stormtroopers. Fucking beat cops cant do shit against 2 random dudes with blasters and a few well placed charges

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, talk to your girl dude. Confront her, instead of stewing in it like a bitch and ratting the guy to the cops.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stormtroopers were already in use of course. There was just no reason for elite shock troops to be called in /ourguy/ doesn't even have that authority, he is a corpo cop a Stormtrooper would literally think of him as mall security.
            That being said since we've seen cops in action and well they got had they were a real fucking threat, I really hope this is the first SW media to do Stormtroopers justice as the terrfying elite fore they are once they show up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im hoping so too, if anything we get to see the trooper chain of command on screen, like not just the suits but the people behind the masks. Still waiting on Disney to greenlight something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HO70-Rk3jE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember watch this with my dad on our shit rural '99 internet. Still just as funny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i specifically remember my dad screaming for me to come in and watch it late at night, think i still got the VHS with it as well

                He was living in some Lord of the Flies shit anon.

                Lord of the flies on an uninhabitable mining planet, somehow feel like that was significant considering the Republic crew couldnt survive without masks

                The chick at the brothel said they THINK they're cops. They're literally just security guards.

                Imagine thinking mall security should have the right to hunt people down at the mall across town.

                I somehow feel like thats Disney subtly hinting at gun control politics, considering mall security irl is wanting to carry firearms now. although I could just be looking too deep into it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Less gun control , blasters have never been a bad thing in SW. More militarization of police

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >considering the Republic crew couldnt survive without masks
                That's because there was some gas leak on the ship.
                That or they all got the Sheev jab

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was a CIS crew on a CIS ship. The Repuplic is who shot them down, and is coming to finish them off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually their uniforms had Republic symbol on them. It was a republic ship

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based retard

                Someone tell Tony Gilroy that these are Separatists, and not the Republic.

                You must be retarded to not know the difference. Marva and her moron fucker somehow not knowing that these are separatists is retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. That was the CIS emblem, like a TIE fighter panel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NO UNDERWEAR IN SPACE!!!! REEEEEEE!!!
          srly this bothers me more than it should

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no underwear in sci-fi land
            I bet you the unisex shower scene in starshiptroopers got you heated too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no image
      Anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We saw her pantsless too.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hella diverse

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More care, effort and detail has been put into the outfits of the natives than was put into the entire wardrobe of the last three shows.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just finished ep3, pirate scum. maybe try paying for services like a good christian male instead of relying on dirty torrents.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 everyone says it's boring because CGI Luke doesn't pop up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no cgi luke in rogue one
      >still one of the highest rated SW films

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It had Darth Vader and that's literally the only thing people remember from thag movie. I would not be surprised if some people went into this show not remembering that Cassian first appeared in Rogue One.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It had Darth Vader and that's literally the only thing people remember from thag movie
          I watched the movie three times and wouldn't have known off the top of my head. It's not important.
          This show is interesting precisely because it doesn't feature any of the old shlock

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree but I don't extend that view to Rogue One considering the direct references to and cameos from A New Hope.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If what's been posted ITT is true this show aims not to make those same mistakes.
              Like, this middle-management side of the Empire is something we've never seen before. I'll take these security guard mall cop guys over stormtroopers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they should put Starkiller instead lol I mean it's after all about Birth of the Rebellion

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is The Secrets of Snaggletooth coming out?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit that's boring as fuck
    also fuck all those british "people"

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean of all characters in Star Wars, why pick the most boring possible one? The strength of Star Wars is that it’s FILLED with fun and interesting characters. The choice to make an entire show out of Andor of all characters is nothing short of utterly baffling. The only thing I can think is “he’s available, it’s something we [disney] made.” Otherwise I’d rather watch a series following a random Ewok than this literal who of a character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FILLED with fun and interesting characters.
      Because every show they've done like that has been awful? This is new everything, freshest Star Wars has felt in years.
      Stick to your Filoni fanservice wank dude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diego Luna himself said titling the show as "Andor" was a mistake since it wasn't really a character story and the plot was big in scope with multiple main characters like GOT.

        I mean of all characters in Star Wars, why pick the most boring possible one? The strength of Star Wars is that it’s FILLED with fun and interesting characters. The choice to make an entire show out of Andor of all characters is nothing short of utterly baffling. The only thing I can think is “he’s available, it’s something we [disney] made.” Otherwise I’d rather watch a series following a random Ewok than this literal who of a character.

        i want a Dexter Jettster show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diego Luna himself said titling the show as "Andor" was a mistake since it wasn't really a character story and the plot was big in scope with multiple main characters like GOT.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people think this show is "adult"
    know when you can tell people haven't even seen the movies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ???
      The movies are glorified toy adverts aimed at children.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can always tell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like what? The prequels?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally doing a standing overation here in my chewbacca pajamas when I noticed the Star Destroyers in the background.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oof this shit is going to get mauled by based house of the dragon

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this talk about "adult" star wars and brothel in star wars
    >not even a tummy
    >not even one twi'lek slut
    >barely any customers and no actual sex anywhere
    lol
    lmao even
    cartoons were more "adult" than this shit

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did this just have a much larger budget than the other shows or just talented artists?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larger budget, Disney wants budget for their original characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larger budget, Disney wants budget for their original characters

      They filmed in actual sets and the showrunner admitted he didn't give a shit about Star Wars and its lore. This is probably why it turned out decent.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lore bore here, who the fuck are these guys and what is their place in the hierarchy of the Empire?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're something new which why it's so based. They're corporate security of some kind.
      Given authority of these manufacturing planets.
      I'd say they're like Pinkertons but I don't know if that fits, English is my first language lol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is their place in the hierarchy of the Empire?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're literally Privatized Law Enforcement, the equivalent of PMC's but they enforce law and order as an extension of the Empire. If my guess is right, they're basically contractors, corporate contractors working for the empire. You gotta remember, a LOT of these worlds arent really 'nations', they're just fucking worlds that got colonized to mine and shit, and people came to live there, so someone put law and order.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're Pinkertons/Blackwater.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        corpos aren't to blame, they have been brainwashed to idolize the empire, order and enforcing the law. They just got really bad luck into crossing paths with a terrorist that wont stop at anything in his crusade to end with a system that fucks with peoples liberties when ever they want. I mean if sheldon corpo saw what the empire is doing to the wookies or the geonosians he would become a rebel, he just happened to see the ugly side of the rebellion where innocent people are colaterals.

        When the empire gets a hold of the starpath they are going to ascend sheldon for trying to stop a high profile rebel and showing his team is prepared to do what it takes to do so. Until things get too hot for him and he defect to the rebels that is.

        Please stop. Even if you get paid for it this has to be embarrassing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So, you dont talk about movies and shows...in /misc/?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corpos. In old canon there were basically corporations large enough to be their own government.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Another plagiarized piece of old EU

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shilling ITT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its like reddit rejects came to form a thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit will pan it. None of their favorite Clone Wars OC's.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this
        it's like I'm on plebbit or shit wars twitter, where these fanatics praise the most awful dogshit, like this show or the last jedi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney shills always go overboard, same when they try to counter shill other movies or shows. You just can tell it's viral marketing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The way they write is pretty funny. Mixing lore facts with purported emotional engagement as if it's the best thing since ep. 4
        And all that on a board where 90% will just pirate it kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah what the fuck

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was confused by the flashback of Andor's past where he finds a crashed CIS ship but Fiona Shaw says they're Republic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imo, they wanna make republic seem bad because they are retards, in universe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they had CIS markings, no?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They kind of were, even in the Clone Wars show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's funny how the Republic was impotent, corrupt, pacifistic, exploitive, extreme economic inequality and then leaned into authoritarianism.
          They were rotten. All but one of the things I said were w/o Sheev too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i didn't get that either. they crew literally had the CIS logo on their arms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Republic shot down that CIS ship, who apparently just killed a Republic officer. The Andors get Kassa out so he isn't killed when the clones show up to mop up (which they probably won't even need to since the whole crew seems to have died from that yellow gas).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, I think you're the first person to get it right dude.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God, I hope I'm not. It wasn't that difficult to grasp.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly not buddy

            Already broke canon
            >cis ship is said to be republic
            Lmao, Disney sucks

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watched the show for 15 minutes and then realized i dont care about star wars anymore

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only part of these three episodes i cared about was the corporate security. that stuff was really new and refreshing, and FINALLY we get to see people in the Imperial Command not being demonized. oh yeah and the opening was good, gritty, dope.
    everything else sucked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FINALLY we get to see people in the Imperial Command not being demonized
      They're definitely being demonized, they all act like dickhead cops.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The main imperial character is also apparently the psychotic fanatic type.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with the Empire system anyway? Sure Siths are evil but why imperial system itself should be viewed as evil? If they give people basic rights and let the senate intact why is Republic even neeeded?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because their foundation is based upon an organization of evil space wizards where being self-destructive and self-serving is inherent to their code.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take the Fel Empire pill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They blow up an entire fucking planet just to set an example, dude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They're definitely being demonized, they all act like dickhead cops.
        But Syril is the only justifiable character so far. Everyone else are snitches, murderers or terrorists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine thinking mall security should have the right to hunt people down at the mall across town.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And going on his gay little crusade against the direct orders of his boss man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enforcing law and authority over people will always be hard to portray as a positive thing, because NO ONE wants to follow laws they dont agree with.

        Fact is, Andor was a criminal, Cops came to arrest a criminal, the populace interfered with a Police Investigation, aided and abetted a criminal, and then Andor basically became a mass murderer and terrorist to evade police pursuit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it is, then they all get killed for making an arrest and painted as the villains

          They are also happy trigger fascists, they murder and stop people cause they think is cool, they probably dream of being troopers, but then when the shit gets real they get all shaky indecisive and act like idiots, not like storm troopers that are disciplined and would kill women and children with out a second though when ordered to, seeing all the emotions on the face of the people on the side of the empire is pretty cool .

          >Watch the show, the only civilian who got shot was one that charged Cops when he was told to back off.
          Only because they were arresting and beating another random civilian, also Timm wasn't armed so he should have just been arrested.

          I think the ending made it clear to everyone that it isnt that simple. Watching that corpo cop be paralyzed in the face of horror was pretty hardcore.

          [...]
          Enforcing the law isnt easy.

          who the fuck wrote this script? either pajeet or AI

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Actual show discussion? On my 4chan-lite board? REEEEE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's not show discussion. that's artificial irrelevant garbage to keep bumping the thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's your standard for substantial discussion then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Police
          They weren't even "The Law" they were fucking Walmart security guards where Walmart spans the whole planet (and a couple nearby planets). Cassian killed their co-workers who started shit with him first (while they were drunk and mad because they didn't get to fuck whoores on the clock).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically pinkertons.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fucking hate primitive people, glad that tribe leader got lit up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tribe leader
      Seems to be a pack of orphans.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Palpatine in this? Would be interesting considering this show is acting as the "grounded" entry of the franchise, it would kind of be like Joker popping up in The Wire unless Ian Mcdiarmid will get to finally show off some serious acting chops to the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard he appears as nice guy Sheev in a hologram at a rich people party, but gives zero fucks about attending Senate sessions at this point in the timeline. The purple bug man and the Umbaran chick are there in his place. Could just be bullshit rumors though.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. I felt bad for the CorpoCops...they were LITERALLY arresting a murderer, and the Head Cop was doing the RIGHT THING.

    I mean, this is the darkest I've ever seen Star Wars be. These werent some Stormtroopers, these were cops doing the right thing arresting actual criminal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't they shooting at random civilians though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the show, the only civilian who got shot was one that charged Cops when he was told to back off. Did they do crazy shit and violate civil liberties? Sure, but no more than our cops would do.

        Timm literally went death by cop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did they do crazy shit and violate civil liberties? Sure, but no more than our cops would do.
          You're so close to getting it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Watch the show, the only civilian who got shot was one that charged Cops when he was told to back off.
          Only because they were arresting and beating another random civilian, also Timm wasn't armed so he should have just been arrested.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What? The cops have to defend themselves! This is Star Wars, for all they know, that guy is a cyber-augmented mega terrorist with metal arms, a personal body-shield.

            He literally charged them. It was a justified shoot.They warned, he charged, they shot in self defense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Karn fires at some short aliens in that building where Cassian ends up finding him, but he misses them. When that one guy kills Bix' boyfriend (Timm?) who was running right at them, he immediately shows regret.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are also happy trigger fascists, they murder and stop people cause they think is cool, they probably dream of being troopers, but then when the shit gets real they get all shaky indecisive and act like idiots, not like storm troopers that are disciplined and would kill women and children with out a second though when ordered to, seeing all the emotions on the face of the people on the side of the empire is pretty cool .

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They are also happy trigger fascists
        what site are you on again?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On Cinemaphile we hate mods and love cops apparently.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We'll do anything to own the libs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mods are more like vigilantes since they're not getting paid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            On Reddit they love their mods and hate cops, so Cinemaphile must be the reverse. Makes sense.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The "blues" in Andor are basically paid Cinemaphile mods, if Cinemaphile mods could come to your house. They are not cops.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On the side of good content. The massacre on Ferrix is product of the militarized state and indoctrination of the empire, people from these godforsaken places don't take too well when they get pushed by authoritarian entities, hence the paranoia of everyone when they see the cops prancing in they imperial larping.
          But then everything got fucking messy thanks to the rebel that couldn't control himself over recruiting a thief. Was Cassian worth what's going to happen to all the people on Ferrix once the empire comes to make an example out of them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The chick at the brothel said they THINK they're cops. They're literally just security guards.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose 2 dirtbag guards that deserved to be killed
    >go on holy crusade to bring in the person that killed them
    >lose more guards in the process
    bananas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like real life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy wants justice.
      >Entire city that harbored Cassian will be subjugated under Imperial rule.
      Cannot wait.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Lucas's Star Wars both as a kid and a young adult, but seriously the kind of attention and money going into this half-assed soap opera space fantasy setting these days, is really kind of eerie and seems to me like a particular Americanized obsession: "evil empire" vs "good rebels", seriously just dumb and sophomoric.

    Real men graduate to Star Trek and Babylon 5

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A star wars police warrant and raid is pretty cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it is, then they all get killed for making an arrest and painted as the villains

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the ending made it clear to everyone that it isnt that simple. Watching that corpo cop be paralyzed in the face of horror was pretty hardcore.

        >Did they do crazy shit and violate civil liberties? Sure, but no more than our cops would do.
        You're so close to getting it.

        Enforcing the law isnt easy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Enforcing the law isnt easy.
          It is when you don't have to obey it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I think the ending made it clear to everyone that it isnt that simple. Watching that corpo cop be paralyzed in the face of horror was pretty hardcore.
          can't deny that you're right, but this feels like a ''omg the team i'm on is so bad i'm gonna join the other side'' setup, which will be yet another anti-Empire shill

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ima be honest, I thought so, but the writers and composers used the quiet music and the scene composition to show 'Holy shit, this is fucking terrorism, none of this is right'.

            Remember, Andor IS a fucking cold blooded murderer. You're rooting for the murderer. The cops came to arrest a -murderer-. And the guy basically got recruited by a terror cell and destroyed an entire police squad to escape.

            These werent stormtroopers.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Remember, Andor IS a fucking cold blooded murderer. You're rooting for the murderer. The cops came to arrest a -murderer-. And the guy basically got recruited by a terror cell and destroyed an entire police squad to escape.
              Luke Skywalker is also a murderer, he killed billions when he blew up the Death Star but you don't see anyone bring that up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2 dead people in an alley is murder. Shooting down a warship in war time is war.

                Andor is basically a criminal and murderer who got recruited into becoming part of the rebel alliance. Which, well, checks out.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Remember, Andor IS a fucking cold blooded murderer.
              Crooked cops held him at gunpoint and tried to shake him down. When he accidentally killed one was he supposed to let the other go? No way would he get a fair trial. Fuck them cops.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No way would he get a fair trial.
                doesn't make murdering a man with his hands in the air pleading for his life right, garden gnome

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, the Corpo cops dont know that.
                All they know is that Two Cops are dead, one executed with a shot to the head. The main lead is Cassian. There's an informant, and a witness pointing at this one dude who has a criminal background too.

                You cant get any more clearer than that, dude. The show is making you root for casual murderer Cassian Andor, but it shows you through the cinematography and the 'good' cop ...'this isnt right, is it'.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude, the Corpo cops dont know that.
                Syril's susperior literally outlines why pursuing a lead is a bad idea by pointing out that it would just shine a light on the corruption in the corps.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but dont we want forthright, 'good' cops? This corpo cop literally kicked every tree, shook a decaying, corrupt system to do the RIGHT thing- and that was to find a murderer.

                He's technically the good guy here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >H-he only murdered someone accidentally!
                That's not how it works

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In theory, they were correct, they might have wanted a shake down, but all the charges they said were correct, and in fact, he was actually piloting a stolen shuttle, too.

                He should have just accepted the shakedown. He just escalated shit, then escalated again and hit the pedal.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hmmm... that's a good point actually, fair enough man! i do hope these themes continue and we get to see the Galactic Empire's other side. not just faceless stormtroopers, but men trying to keep order in the galaxy. heyy we're only on EP3 so who know right? thanks for the reply bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >these weren't stormtroopers
              They weren't cops either. That was established in the first 5 min in the bar at the brothel.
              >they think they're cops

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I think the ending made it clear to everyone that it isnt that simple. Watching that corpo cop be paralyzed in the face of horror was pretty hardcore.
          He was established to already be nervous and out of his depth in general, the impression I got was that he wasn't necessarily concerned about the other soldiers but just traumatized by how it ended up escalating.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It honestly feels like this was this dude's first real arrest warrant in a potential hotzone. He might be just a letter pusher manager type corpo who got manipulated into doing his first field OP, and everything just...fucking went to hell.

            The entire population was basically non-cooperating, protecting a murderer because he was 'one of theirs'.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both the republic/rebels and Trade Federation/Empire are shit. Syril represents the ones in the middle that have to deal with their chaos.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was worried that being into Cyberpunk for the past week would not put me in the mood to watch this show but I think it actually helped a lot, because Andor does not feel like Star Wars at all (and that's a good thing).

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Done by Tony Gilroy
    Bourne identity kino
    And it looked like it and was kino

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kys

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OINK OINK I NEED MY SLOPPIES MR SHEKELSTEIN

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the first episode failed to make a compelling argument for why should I care about any of this dogshit
    I don't think I remembered a single character name, they all sound like GLUP SHITTO
    this was possible the single dullest thing I've seen under the SW brand
    it's literally
    >what was their tax policy
    taken to the absolute logical conclusion

    shills itt deserve the rope

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what you get for collaborating, you scotch fuck.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it kino?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this thread is literally plebbit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Readit isn't even discussing the show, literally the few comments on the main television thread are just about how boring it is

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Opening felt like bladerunner

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >corpo sympathizers
    this thread is cringe, but their ship was cool

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I DONT WANT GANII AAAAAAAH FUCK ME PLEASEEEEE
    LMAO INCELS ARE CANON AND SEX TOO

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just straight up don’t watch shows with black people. Skipping this one because Disney can’t help themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you skip ESB, ROTJ, and the prequels too?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He only watched A New Hope, bro. He's a purist. In fact, he skipped the scenes with Darth Vader once he learned James Earl Jones was black.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The black suit didn't tip him off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks bro, if you didn't post here I wouldn't have known you weren't watching, and what you do and don't watch is very important to me.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you should have listened to your boss and had filed those guys as accidental deaths you fucking dork

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The action setpiece with all those engine blocks(?) falling from the ceiling was cool.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    corpos aren't to blame, they have been brainwashed to idolize the empire, order and enforcing the law. They just got really bad luck into crossing paths with a terrorist that wont stop at anything in his crusade to end with a system that fucks with peoples liberties when ever they want. I mean if sheldon corpo saw what the empire is doing to the wookies or the geonosians he would become a rebel, he just happened to see the ugly side of the rebellion where innocent people are colaterals.

    When the empire gets a hold of the starpath they are going to ascend sheldon for trying to stop a high profile rebel and showing his team is prepared to do what it takes to do so. Until things get too hot for him and he defect to the rebels that is.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the cop bootlicking ITT a bit? It's pretty fucking faggy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you, a redditor? You gonna smash the state, too? Gonna be a commie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me sir, I'm a police officer. I'm running an undercover operation and I'll be needing to hide my erection in your posterior, I'm sure you'll be glad to oblige an officer of the law.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think all subversive pinkos should be shot dude.
        The police are your enemy if you actually had any right-leaning politics but I guess the new bit is a pastiche of facebook boomer conservatism.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the rebel droid from the rogue one movie in this?
    not really interested in watching if hes not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My expectation is his guest appearance is reserved for post-credits scene baiting next season

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see why they put out three episodes at once, I wonder what it'll be like watching one ep a week. The reviews say the 4th ep is when it gets good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I agree. I enjoyed the three episodes as a 'collective', but they were HORRIBLY broken in three episodes.

      What is Disney doing having 30 minute shows?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to be siding with the imperials? because I fucking hate everyone else.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was recruiting Cassian worth the lives of all those people? and of the people the empire is going to kill when they find out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corpo-cops aren't people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't feel bad for a wagie mallcop who did it to himself by not listening and try to 'go above and beyond' for his employer, which wagey/slave mentality.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >traitor got his early instead of at the end of the series
    based

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the webms redditors I wanna cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing to webm
      it's just people talking boring shit for 40 minutes
      the show is boring with no compelling characters, aside from that imperial corpo dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was there not enough returning OT or PT characters for you anon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, there was not enough compelling reasons for me to give a shit about this generic sci-fi show. Go shill your shit on twitter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get man, I like lightsabers too but they don't have to be all SW media. You know?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /ourguy/ prediction?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he'll flock to the rebellion in a few episodes, sadly.
      disney ain't gonna let a good man like him work for the ''evil fascist empire'' and put them in a good light

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cmon. Good imperial person ending up defecting was always the case even before disney

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He dies before the end of the show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putting in his two weeks. Given the total horror that just happened he could get his pension.
      Get a wife and move faaar into the core worlds. Fuck all this shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people think he's going to join the rebels? He's definitely going to become even more dogged at crushing rebel scum.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. He's a company man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best thing about this show is how not like other Star Wars shit it's been they won't have him defect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he insist?
      Should have let it go

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ever work with some who does more for their job/employer for no benefit? Sad ladder climbers who willingly exploit themselves?
        He's one of those.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        muh brothers
        muh thin blue line

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks. I think I’ll play through Dark Forced again instead.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel about Mon Mothma comitting some war crimes or making a fucked up decision? Because that's what the cast and crew of the show keep implying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In nucanon Mon Mothma is the reason of First Order's survival and New Republic's doom anyway

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How has this not been the standard for these shows?
    Looking at Mando past season 1 and the Book of Boba Fett and Kenobi.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"They clearly harassed a human with dark features and chose the wrong person to annoy"
    kek

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best thing Disney Star Wars has done and it's not even close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And it's because it's so divorced from everything we see in Star Wars. It's new and fresh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We'll see if it comes out better than Visions.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goyslop

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it took em a couple of shit shows to get a feel for streaming series or something. This shit is actually kino and feels like a proper high quality show, good shit. Hope we can expect more of this in the future

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the shower runner keeps true to his no fan service, this will be the best of nu-Wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >best of nu-Wars
      lol @ shills forcing this meme, best of nu-wars is still garbage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how about you watch it first before you start dissing it you dum fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody on God's green Earth said that about the Kenobi show dude.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Kenobi look so shitty? And this looks good...why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They use their Volume, Stage Craft thingy on everything.
      Andor i believe shot on location and real sets
      most of the production people of Andor from Chernobyl show too

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's clearly much more talented artists behind this project.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best Star Wars show feels the least Star Wars-y
    Why is that?

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >copy bladerunner
    >attach star wars name to it

    [...]

    Hmmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean its all just tweaks of dune if you really want to get into it

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl was awfully pretty and Cassin is quite handsome, I hope to see full penetration.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I saw her pusy when she puts on her pants.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s actually kino
    Never stopped believing, to be honest.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt feel like star wars
    >yet if feeld more like star wars than ST
    HOW

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone tell Tony Gilroy that these are Separatists, and not the Republic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its easy to retcon into the natives not knowing the difference

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must be retarded to not know the difference. Marva and her moron fucker somehow not knowing that these are separatists is retarded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man, normies dont see the difference between star trek and star wars

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She literally says the Republic will be there any minute since this ship just took out a Republic officer. Fuck. Tony Gilroy said he didn't "write down" to appease the retards who can't follow it (You).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are stupid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based retard
          [...]
          [...]

          Why did they make the symbols for separatists in look just like the Republic symbol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a just bit those officers were doing.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is confirmed not goyslop guys, it's kinda good actually

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shills ITT are relentless, holy shit.
    Nobody here will watch this legally, if anyone still gives a crap about Star Wars.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already broke canon
    >cis ship is said to be republic
    Lmao, Disney sucks

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually good
    Who knew that when you're not trying to constantly pander to nostalgia and earn woke points, you could actually make quality material?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you wonder how this slipped through the cracks. I didn't watch Kenboi past the pilot, the ugly nog who couldn't act given a monologue was wild.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >morons making fun of core ideas of SW sci-fantasy
      >all nu-Wars no longer has a sci-fantasy samurai theme
      >setting is a new york homeless camp rather than an alien planet
      it's all so tiresome.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel nothing towards this show, not a single emotion. That's how much Disney killed Star Wars for me.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lead women is very sexy, has a character, was in a loving heterosexual relationship. Is tough and smart but has failings. She doesn't realize her man narced and has a real reaction, like when you hurt your gf. She also gets brutalized by the cops.
    The mother character is very maternal and has a strong and quiet resolve, like your grandma does.

    HOW were they allowed to write these real, likeable women characters?

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a series about a nothing character from Rogue One has higher production values than every SW show
    wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people making it are just less retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really mind boggling, you'd think that the mouse would give all the good stuff and people to the Kenobi show.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute trash. Utterly boring.

    Scrolled scenes from ep1 to ep3 and I can't believe what I'm watching.

    white people bad, poc good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're baiting or the internet has melted you gay brain.
      A white man saves the day. Every black had a background role in these three episodes.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finished the first ep and so far the only real bad thing I have to say about the show is that there was a bit to much shaky cam for my tastes, but even then that's only a minor complaint.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The old bitch literally kidnapped Andor, she's no good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was living in some Lord of the Flies shit anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The clone army was about to waste anyone remaining in that ship.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they do that? Clones aren't trigger-happy retards like those fat ass corpo morons. They check their targets before shooting, and they have no reason to shoot them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well maybe Mom Andor isn't an expert on how the clones operate. That CIS ship had chemical weapons or something. The Republic might vaporize it from above just to be sure.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CSA - practically police officers , tactically competent, knows how move like real soldiers

    Stormtroopers - Imperial’s Finest soldiers, LETS CHARGE IN AND DAKKADAKKA

    Is this a subtle jab?

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those three episodes felt like a lot for not a lot of story progression. I mean it's an two hour movie (3x40 minutes) for barely act 1 set up. It's fine I guess. It's not offensively bad or shitting on lore. I don't know why they didn't just make a Dawn of the Rebellion anthology series with a few different storylines.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll handle this show the way I handled House of the Dragon. When my chud reviewers who hate Disney tell me it's actually good, I'll pirate it. Otherwise I won't even watch it for free.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absoutely souless. There is nothing Star Wars about this show other than the title. This is Henry Gilroy wanking himself over another Bourne type series he gets to do. The man doesn't know anything about Star Wars. Jon Favs might be a hit or miss writer, but he understands what makes Star Wars (Star Wars!)

    you could slap the title of this show and it would just be a standard gritty generic grimdark sci-fi show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There is nothing Star Wars about this show other than the title.
      Which is why it's been the best live action series so far.
      >Jon Favs might be a hit or miss writer, but he understands what makes Star Wars (Star Wars!)
      And look what that got us.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's so special about Andor's identity?
    He is just an orphan kidnapped by a thief, she probably wanted him because she had no children

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't want a kid to die in potential crossfire. Not that hard to think one person might want another person to die if they can help them. Unless you are so austistic you lack conscience, I guess (You).

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am sick and tired of how many British people there are in Star Wars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lad, even the first movie from 1977 was full of British people. Cantina scene was just British people extras etc. Loads of Star Wars since the original has been filmed in the UK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This why I love Bill Burr in mando, hearing a Boston accent in Star Wars was great. Give me more regional accents like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >OI M8 U WOT U GOT A LOISENSE FOR IT AIGH AIGH SIR OI OI U BLOODY BASTARD U FOOOKIN TWAT!
      Fucking Christ, only Imperial Officers are allowed to sound English. Everyone else should shut the fuck up. So annoying. I hate British "people".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in the Mandalorian Era has American accents, bar Boba Fett who is a Kiwi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This fucking this enough with British "people" and their smug bullshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So much of this shit is filmed in the UK. So you can't just ship in a bunch of foreigners for additional parts outside the main cast. And it's been this way since the first film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I boycott these movies. When I watched the fore nu wars and saw Rey and she was like "oi guvner, where is my bloody soisage roll m8" I turned that shit off and haven't been back since

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EMPIRE IS LE BAD THEREFORE EVERYONE IS FAT, ARROGANT, ANGRY AND INCOMPETENT!
    This was supposed to be Star Wars for "adults"? Seems like the usual Star Wars to me. Fuck me, those fat ass corporate "operatives" looked laughable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mature
      >First episode has a pig dog piss in a robot that looks like a fire hydrant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but he said "Shit!"
        >this is Star Wars for big boys!

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see poster for star wars show called Andor
    >not one ewok on the poster
    >go find the official YT trailer just to give it a dislike

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next thread when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Go back.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how people still watch Star Wars crap in 2022 but with this show in particular I don't even understand how it got made. Who watched Rogue One and thought that completely forgettable sidekick should have their own TV show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because everyone is a pleb, who watch pleb shit shows to complain about it being for plebs because they don't have the attention span for anything more to them watch "video essayists" on plebtube endlessly dissect plebby pop culture to make plebs feel clever. Or why marketers claim shows like Andor are mature serious commentary for serious intelligent people and not plebs. People honestly think they are meta or intelligent for hate watching something. A significant portion of the audience for this shit watch to complain about it. Hence all these new streaming shows are constantly being talked about here.

      People are addicted to anger and addicted to complaining and addicted to franchises.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bizarre shill thread. Usually they work harder to get interest before a show is released but I never heard of this new slop until now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when they sent us to the chamber we we so afraid of getting the gas, I was so relieved when water came out of the shower head

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEW THREAD

    [...]

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    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why? literally no need for a new one fuck off

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