>Skeleton Crew
kiddie show, the lame pirate from Mando S3 is the villain, will crash and burn >The Acolyte
The Force is female. Jedi were bad all along. Diverse gay female of color lead. Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant as main writer and showrunner. Will crash and burn >Andor 2
Andor S1 was kino because Gilroy did it quite independently and far away from US Lucasfilm execs. Gilroy stepped off Andor S2 last May and US Lucasfilm will have their revenge. Such a shame.
Looked into it a bit. He stepped away in solidarity with the strikes, but seems to be back after that was sorted out. Release window hasn't seemed to change, so good chance Gilroy is still helming it.
Shareholders. Imagine being CEO and trying to justify pushing a new movie with some new brand instead of a new tried and true Marvel or Star Wars grub. The best they can try is to see if some of their animations hits it off and they can milk it further.
I hope these shows have at least 3 strong female characters to talk about. In fact when these strong female characters aren't on the screen, the other characters should be constantly asking about them and where they are.
>I would call it Star Wars-heavy, actually, at least in tone and story complexity.
Virtually no blaster battles, virtually no space battles. Don't get me wrong, the second half of S1 was great drama and great characters but Star Wars is and should be mostly action.
I had this happy vision of it being like the old Kung Fu show, with Obi Wan bringing justice to the Jundland Waste and giving us another moral homily every week, with Hayden appearing in flashbacks and a brief cameo by Kid Luke in the finale. It seemed obvious. I must have been out of my fucking mind,
I really hope Disney doesn't overmilk this.
Did you just wake up from a 8 year coma?
me too anon it's very concerning
Nigga they’ve milked it so hard it’s inside out.
h-h-hot
kek
the udder is withered and giving only dust
I'm starting to see some patterns, but it's too early to tell.
>Skeleton crew
This the Star trek, Rick and Morty spin off?
https://streamable.com/imfetc
goonies in star wars
So basically the Ewoks movies?
Looks kinda cute
So the new thing disney is doing can basically be summarized at "we used an unrelated script and just set it in the empire"?
it's their continuing adventures
underrated kino
Rated U: Universal - Suitable for all
remember when soap operas were a thing
More yummy slop yum yum.
which one has the tranny in it
>Skeleton Crew
kiddie show, the lame pirate from Mando S3 is the villain, will crash and burn
>The Acolyte
The Force is female. Jedi were bad all along. Diverse gay female of color lead. Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant as main writer and showrunner. Will crash and burn
>Andor 2
Andor S1 was kino because Gilroy did it quite independently and far away from US Lucasfilm execs. Gilroy stepped off Andor S2 last May and US Lucasfilm will have their revenge. Such a shame.
>Gilroy stepped off Andor S2 last May
Wait WHAT?
>Gilroy stepped off Andor S2 last May
He stopped during the strike, he didn't leave the production.
Looked into it a bit. He stepped away in solidarity with the strikes, but seems to be back after that was sorted out. Release window hasn't seemed to change, so good chance Gilroy is still helming it.
>Gilroy stepped off Andor S2 last May
Wtf
>Stranger Nigs
>Ackolyte
>Trandor
Lmao, ratcucks can't stop losing.
The wrong kind of trans apparently stoically suffering.
She's brave and handsome, what is wrong with that?!...jelly?
That is a man on the left.
The weak should fear the strong
Yikes
>tranny on the right
Gross
Who is the titcow?
Is that the philosophy youtube chick?
Is that the guy that raped that other youtuber?
>Gotta Photoshop him to look feminine
Jesus
Good thing they told me they're trans I never would have known
fuck off, satan
Trash
Who fucking cares?
Generic Brit sci-fi that might as well be another season of hyper spaced. It’s about as funny,
Ah Satan is on the Disney star wars garbage train i see
So why is this notable now? Franchises have spin-offs. Star Wars had some fucking TERRIBLE books.
Even in the TV world when was the last time anyone on Cinemaphile mentioned the Endor movies?
Star Wars was one good flick, one great flick, then that was it. There are probably sequels to Alien and Aliens.
Why do they fear new IPs?
Shareholders. Imagine being CEO and trying to justify pushing a new movie with some new brand instead of a new tried and true Marvel or Star Wars grub. The best they can try is to see if some of their animations hits it off and they can milk it further.
For me, it's Andor.
fuck you satan
>the trannylite
lol wasn't that supposed to release like a week ago?
yeah acolyte was supposed to release sometime around now and then skeleton crew right after it
It's probably been delayed because it's so good that disney doesn't want it to take attention away from their other content. R-right?
13-32 yos (zoomers/late millennials) care less and less
I hope these shows have at least 3 strong female characters to talk about. In fact when these strong female characters aren't on the screen, the other characters should be constantly asking about them and where they are.
Fucking hell, are they still pissing money up the wall on shit no one wants to watch?
As long as you enjoy eating shit, that's it
>no ahsoka s2
it's over
they'll have to rewrite it or recast since ray is dead
clone wars then rebels. bad batch optional.
I'm a mature adult. What's a good Star Wars show for me?
Unironically, Andor.
Andor was great for being Star Wars-lite.
I would call it Star Wars-heavy, actually, at least in tone and story complexity.
>I would call it Star Wars-heavy, actually, at least in tone and story complexity.
Virtually no blaster battles, virtually no space battles. Don't get me wrong, the second half of S1 was great drama and great characters but Star Wars is and should be mostly action.
If you have a simple mind and no attention span.
Hello starwarstheory you simple-minded idiot
Andor. no idea how it got made. somebody at the mouse fucked up and accidently allowed something truly good.
please just let it end
You had three Star Wars shows in 2023 too and you weren't eating good then. You were eating slop.
Disney still has another 100 billion to burn.
shills
Wow, I can't wait to not watch any of these.
Have they put a chick in it…
> Annoying kids in space.
> Disgusting trannies with lightsabers.
> Zero charisma space latinx with diverse cast.
Caring about Nu Wars since 2015...
ANDiR
I'll pass on Acolyte
Remember me, chuds?
Press S to spit on the entirety of Obi-Wan.
I had this happy vision of it being like the old Kung Fu show, with Obi Wan bringing justice to the Jundland Waste and giving us another moral homily every week, with Hayden appearing in flashbacks and a brief cameo by Kid Luke in the finale. It seemed obvious. I must have been out of my fucking mind,
Disney is creatively bankrupt. Because they no longer entertain.
I wish the Star Wars haters would FUCK OFF.
They've been churning out Star Kino for years and I'm tired of pretending they aren't. These series have been super hot fire.
You're mentally ill.
Fuck you.
Well double-dumbass you.
Mods need to filter this fucking nagger zoomer speak. No good thread has ever started with this template.