Star Wars Fans Got Screwed Hard

The original Star Trek crew got an epic sendoff in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

The Star Trek: The Next Generation crew got an epic sendoff in Star Trek: Picard season 3.

Star Wars fans got royally shafted. Luke, Leia, and Han had horrible lives after Return of the Jedi and died miserably and bitterly.

Why did Disney let this happen? Why did they rape Shart Wars fans right up the ass?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because star wars is slop and star trek isn't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100% correct.

      Star Wars is just mass slop. Star Trek actually cares about its fans and always has.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not sure “always” is accurate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >because star wars is slop and star trek isn't
      Sounds like you stopped watching after Enterprise or perhaps right before the series finale.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BASED
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100% correct.

      Star Wars is just mass slop. Star Trek actually cares about its fans and always has.

      BASED
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      >pseudslopper still seething over Star Wars

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    troll thread

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They got so fricking lucky that none of them got fat or weird looking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scotty weighed like 400 pounds by Star Trek VI. Rike-dawg put on some pounds. Crusher and Troi both got semi-bogged.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ayyyyyylmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is that Bev?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah she's 74
          just remember she was in her 30s in tng and already looked almost 50

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        would.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been bingeing voyager and have no idea why the crew tolerate this ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. I hated him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what choice did they have? they were billions of miles away from the nearest fed outpost and needed a doctor
      the only option they had was a prototype medical hologram for emergency use only and they had to basically run that shit 24/7 and pray it didn't go rogue and kill them all

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Star Trek: The Next Generation crew got an epic sendoff in Star Trek: Picard season 3.
    lol
    lmao even
    all good things was the epic sendoff star trek TNG needed, not the trooned out trash that gorilla Black person alex kurzmann shat out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't even watch it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no one watched it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, I didn't, I dropped it after the first episode of Picard becasue it was a complete bastardization of everything that makes Trek wonderful. There is no excuse for watching Picard in full.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they only raped Picard for 20 hours, why shouldn’t you watch the epic 10 hours they didn’t?
      I have no interest in watching any modern trek and will actively belittle anyone who does

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if I'm compromised by the memberberries. I liked season 3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every anon has their price. No shame in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I liked season 3.
      you think that's bad? i got my trek start thanks to the kelvin trilogy and watched all of discovery before getting into tos properly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiler text
        There are many roads that lead to God, anon. Some of us walk very strange paths indeed.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    israelites
    it's always israelites
    that and george purposely let imbeciles take over to show everyone how essential he was to the process

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying grimdark trek shitcard s3 is good
    this is an ad thread

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was too much money riding on Star Wars.

    It's one of the great cosmic ironies that George Lucas was better at merchandising his own work than the megacorp that bought it dirt cheap.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >epic sendoff

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nu trek insists on itself

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao they all unironically look like a bunch of alien bodysnatchers stole their skin.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Star Trek: The Next Generation crew got an epic sendoff when they all got together and played poker, pick-erd included.
    ftfy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And why is Data human? I am not watching it, so please let me know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not data it's a new oc played by spiner

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not data it's a new oc played by spiner
        Lame. Why is everything so lame now?
        Don't they know that it's Data? This is what happens when angry black women are given jobs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't they know that it's Data?
          data died decades ago, both literally and in-universe

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TOS fans got an absolutely pathetic end to Kirk with Generations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Generations was kinotastic.

      >Don't they know that it's Data?
      data died decades ago, both literally and in-universe

      Nemesis never happened. Not a bad movie, but talk about paining oneself into a corner.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are manchildren obsessed with everything pop culture needing >muh epic amazeballs send-off?
    TNG crew got the perfect send-off thirty years ago—in All Good Things. I don’t have to see geriatrics reenact old stories while pretending they’re in their glory days again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t have to see geriatrics reenact old stories while pretending they’re in their glory days again.
      This is why I have not watched Picard or any other NuTrek swill.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla fans can't stop winning bros. I try not to gloat because none of you asked for what's been done to you but I just can't hide how relieved I am that even with Hollywood making slop with Godzilla in the title based Nippon keeps the flame alive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm actually tilted the minus color edit isn't playing anywhere near me
      i'm not driving a fricking hour just to see it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anything else to do over there? Make a day out of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah it's nyc and the only reason i'm going there anytime soon is to see spamalot
          i don't want to do both in the same day, if i'm going to see a musical the only other thing i'm gonna do in the city is eat a nice meal

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Star Trek: The Next Generation crew got an epic sendoff in Star Trek: Picard season 3.
    lol
    lmao

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