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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic related thought it was a great idea

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that one of the aliens guests interacted with?

        One of the creators of something so cringe that ~~*Disney*~~ pulled it from youtube within about 48 hours of releasing it....

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was it??

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prepare to cringe...

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I remember this, they deleted it?

              lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not only did they delete it, but they deleted it because youtube streamers were roasting it because it was so cringe.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How'd they get Ben Shapiro?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The editing in this is so fricking bad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a condensed video, but the woman singing was like a third of it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything in the video is so fricking bad.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hate what liberals have done with modern IPs. As a kid I didn't have to get told how awesome Star Wars is I just naturally enjoyed it. I didn't want to live "my own Star Wars tale". I hate israeli business men so god damn much. Nothing feels natural anymore

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I hate israeli business men so god damn much
                Gradually, you began to hate them?
                Who could have predicted this?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I just enjoy the parts of them that I've always enjoyed, and headcanon out the rest.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't want to live "my own Star Wars tale"
                If they built a little replica of downtown Mos Eisley in the nevada desert and brought you out there in a simulated "land speeder" and dropped you off at a replica of the cantina (complete with animatronic bar band) and let you get drunk on space booze and play cards and shoot dice and then stumble around after the sun went down and the cosplay hookers came out I would be into it, sort of like the western town in the movie Westworld, but Star Wars themed

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey that’s my legally distinct idea you’re infringing on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a partnership in the making (do you have $500M for us to get the ball rolling on this though?)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No but I do live in Vegas and hang out with the little 501st garrison here. I’ll send you my resume. Mostly janitorial. References available upon request.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how far are you from the "legal brothel" county in NV? That's where it's got to be for SW nerds to really appreciate the experience.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Over the hump to Pahrump. Little over an hour away. Good idea. Cheaper over there anyways.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You and I could put together a better SW "experience" than KK and her minions could I bet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll get the kickstarter going. We are going to have a lot of fun. Which is what no one at Disney has ever said

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shmi's Shakes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if Disney had actually built this instead (expensive, yes, but it could be its own self contained thing and built on the cheapest land in the US) I would have gone to it as often as I could afford (and taken the kids)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they would've made back on their investment and then some from them paying top dollar for the IP.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >me after 4 hours here

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's not even that bad. Real cringe is stuff like foam adventure or

              That was just corporate slop

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is that the israeli kid form the Goldbergs? They sound identical.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who's the bow legged dwarf?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >get invited to guided tour
              >ditches the host literally 20 seconds in

              perfect foreshadowing

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what happens when you shave a Wookie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instagram wine aunts and twitter millennials have been rising through the organization to its detriment.

      The frick is that?

      An ugly woman.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that one of the aliens guests interacted with?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Live action Punsie McKale.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Dylan Mulvaney hit the wall.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      positively daemonic

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Disney acquisition of

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making it nothing like the concept art

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Twiilek call girl service

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's gotta be some hotel in Asia that has Star Wars cosplay call girl services

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good question. I'll get back to you in about four hours.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone recorded any footage of inside the thing? All I've seen was from the gay little live show, where Rey shows up, and turns on the lightsaber that extends itself, and then awkwardly puts it down, and picks up the "combat saber" that you can actually hit stuff with.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has anyone recorded any footage of inside the thing?
      Boy, have I got the video for you! https://youtu.be/T0CpOYZZZW4

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4:05:00 run time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's very thorough and has lots of footage.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good for record keeping I guess but I can't be bothered.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well now I know what I'm watching until 4 AM.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've had sour grapes about the EU ditching for 10 years now so i've loved every instance of disney shitting the bucket with star wars. But this. This just makes me genuinely uncomfortable and sad for the people involved. Like a mom trying so hard and spending boatloads of time and money to make her sons birthday party cool and it's the lamest thing ever. A complete misunderstanding of what people like about the thing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but it's not a mom it's a bunch of psychopath upper level managers and executives eating shit. Love to see it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are there so many fat people in there? Even some of the actors are fat.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orlando, Florida is a city in the United States.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Walmart Guy

    No Megan, no buy.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they cheaped out on everything

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For $6,000 it should have been a Westworld-style park where the actors are skilled at improvisation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      >I didn't want to live "my own Star Wars tale"
      If they built a little replica of downtown Mos Eisley in the nevada desert and brought you out there in a simulated "land speeder" and dropped you off at a replica of the cantina (complete with animatronic bar band) and let you get drunk on space booze and play cards and shoot dice and then stumble around after the sun went down and the cosplay hookers came out I would be into it, sort of like the western town in the movie Westworld, but Star Wars themed

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was literally a prison

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like some kind of cult compound

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That thing cost close to $1 billion and looks to have less than 100 rooms. For that price tag they could have built a 1000 room resort that would have stayed full most of the year. What a frick-up, lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That thing cost close to $1 billion
        $350M according to the wallstreet journal
        https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-star-wars-hotel-galactic-starcruiser-f2edd37c?st=65hjkhmzooqeze7&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >said a consultant who formerly worked as a high-ranking Imagineer
          >Disney declined to confirm the figure.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When they closed it they reported the loss as $300M in an SEC filing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They can't write off whatever they want. The cost of the physical building and theming and so forth is only part of the equation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when they filed bankruptcy, they reported $300 million in losses
                Well, I'm no expert in taxes and numbers and stuff, but I'm pretty sure when you frick up and close a failed resort, you just claim what you lost.

                When you file a capital loss you want to make it as high as possible without crossing the line into fraud, because the higher your losses are the lower your income is, and therefore the lower your tax burden, since income=profit-loss

                So Disney would be incentivized to report the loss as high as possible, and if it did cost $1B to build then they would have reported FAR higher losses, because there's no way it made over $700M in net profits in 18 months once you factor in the operating costs.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you're just setting up a scenario in which you're right

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand the point you're making. The WSJ article estimated the startup cost at $350M and they reported a loss of $300M. Where are you getting this idea that it cost $1B to build?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where are you getting the idea it cost $350 million? Because a consultant (not even a lower echelon exec) said it did?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >when they filed bankruptcy, they reported $300 million in losses
              Well, I'm no expert in taxes and numbers and stuff, but I'm pretty sure when you frick up and close a failed resort, you just claim what you lost.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was all KK being unwilling to put her ego aside, and accept that people only give a shit about the OT, and to a lesser extent the PT.

    Everyone knows who Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are, and I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of normies have largely forgotten who Rey and Kylo Ren even are. They should have gone with the original plan, and set Galaxy's Edge in Mos Eisley, which is basically what Batuu is anyway (dollar store Tatooine with trees). Maybe set the hotel as some kind of Rebel training base or something, with activities relating to that (X-Wing simulator, blaster target practice, fending of TIE Fighters with turrets, alien species petting zoo, whatever). Animatronic droids and aliens all over the place, that kind of thing.

    In the end, they cheaped out, and set it in the timeline that nobody but only the most pathetic sycophants pretend to like.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jenny literally just spent hours explaining why the other day...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ooops, I forgot the link because I'm a homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine mating pressing her in a Starcruiser hotel room.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4 hours
        Jesus Christ why

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's very thorough and informative.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Disney catered to my every whim because I'm famous
        >I splurged because I knew I'd make it back from the video. Honestly I would've gone first class if it were available!
        God damn I wish I were rich

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being held accountable and being told to return the money they scammed out of you and to abide by basic decency standards is now "catering to every whim"
          You are poor because you are stupid, you are stupid because you are poor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get this mentality, if you need more money just take it from your trust fund

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I turned off the video when I saw her troony """sister""" so I never found out the answer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you got filtered.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've got to be honest, man, me too. I find her face and voice to be grating.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a 4-hour video and the troony is in it for a literal couple of minutes, if even that. Sounds like a (You) problem.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking about the main chick, I didn't even get to the troony.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rude!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just want to frick her, there's nothing to be filtered by. It's an autistic woman talking about a theme park.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >over a grand per person for an immersive hotel experience
    >the story is the same for each group
    >trying to deviate from the story by like siding with the empire or giving the wrong info will just have the actor correct you and lead you down the same path they expect everyone to go
    >my friend was one of the influencers they invited he gave the wrong info and the actor just kept saying stuff like "the empire confused you we see them in sector G don't worry we all make mistakes"
    >no fricking windows

    I could get behind the price if it was like a custom experience and if it was the price for one person for a family.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no fricking windows
      Not even fake screen windows displaying galactic scenery?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did have fake windows with a variety of space scenery in every room, yes. They also had a room with a frosted sunroof, live plants, and fresh air being pumped in from outside (in-universe explained as a "planetary climate simulator") in case people got claustrophobic from all the lack of real windows, sunlight, or anything green and living.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They had them in the rooms, but they were small and not treated to be non-reflective, so because the background was mostly black, they were very much like mirrors. Also the lighting on them was super bright, on the screen itself and around the edges.

        I thought they'd be okay if you could turn them 'off' like lowering a blast shield or I dunno, polarising them to opaque or something.
        But Jenny's video shows you just pulled down a blind that didn't fully hide the display, plus all the lights around the edges stayed on.
        Worse, they had what sounded like a cool idea but in practice was dumb.
        They linked the screens so that the 'view' would be how it would be on the ship. This sounds great until Jenny explained that every 45 minutes the 'bridge ride' is ran. The daytime one is people practicing targeting lasers and cargo pick-ups, whilst the evening one is the ship goes into an asteroid field and has to blast out.

        So the people in cabins have the cargo pods and asteroids drifting past every time the bridge ride is active, apparently it gets fricking annoying.
        There were also the bridge windows and two small windows in the lobby high up. Nowhere else.
        There was a side-room with a sunroof to let natural light in as an 'environment simulator' or some shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention I fricking hate anything where you become a participant in the show. I just want to walk around and look at cool shit, and enjoy the atmosphere, and ride a few rides. I don't even like to interact with the mascot characters walking around.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even onions-filled manbabies have a limit to how far they can be milked.

    The hotel probably would have done very well if they could have priced it like half of what they were charging.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, there’s probably a market for a discount scifi hotel. The equivalent of Knott’s Berry Farm but with more prostheses

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s one in France called Hotel Station Cosmos and it’s better set up as a hotel. Disney went all in on the premium Star Wars larp experience aspect and fumbled it hard. The Star Wars ‘hotel’ isn’t even well set up to be a hotel, but it seems like the Hotel Station Cosmos is actually a legit hotel beyond the theme

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can watch people's videos of this thing opening and they're all still wearing masks lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Empire or rebellion?"
      >FOR THE REBELLION!
      >"Okay. Here's your surgical mask. Don't take that off except between bites of food and sips of water."
      >Yes, sir.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can be for the rebellion and mindful of an epidemic at the same time

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5000 dollary doos to be corralled like cattle and witness failed actors 'act' for 1 1/2 days

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have some kinda neat ideas for interactive events at your park
    >realize you could make a shit ton more money if you make it separate from your park as a more expensive experience
    >even add seperate charges for more exclusive extras on top of that massive price
    >find out that your unbelievably steady, loyal fanbase who will shell out for anything with your name on it does, in fact, have a limit and you have passed it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, it didn't have a pool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the sequel theming turns off a lot of the older gentry of rich childless star wars fans
      the small rooms are absolute mom repellent.
      kids were generally less than impressed by the advertising.
      modern childless star wars fans could never afford it
      the only demographic they could be aiming for would be divorced dads who don't talk to their kids except one week a year

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention even for those who could afford it, it would be a "one and done" kind of deal. It's not like they're going to be doing a lot of repeat business, so they're going to burn through their clientele really damn quickly, which I'm half convinced consisted of nobody but Kevin Smith, Rocco from Mega64, and a bunch of Star Wars youtubers.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was the point of the branching story.
          And hell, a quick costume change a year in and tada, easy new set of stories.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the story begins and ends the same way no matter what.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You experience 3 of 6 different story tracks but the stories all play out the same for every trip.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a lot of the "content" is via a shitty app too

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that didn't work half the time

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              of all the corporate charst I have seen in my life this one may be the most consciously mocking the concept of the soul.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The end point of a series of unrelated binary decisions being "Hero" is the kill shot.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can't make sense of what these arrows are supposed to signify.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >start your Disney Wars Experience
                >first choice is whether you want to ally with the rebels or empire
                >the prescripted events puts you back in the same ending spot whichever you choose
                >now decide if you want to play out the smuggler or romcom
                >either way, the script will dump you back into a segue for the final story choice (force or heist)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't even get to choose what path you put on apparently it was all decided by table room books

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guests get split up in half for each of the different groups, and they'll participate and experience events for those groups, but it's all just the one same overall story that can't be changed. So your group might be experiencing Resistance, Smuggler, and Heist, and maybe another group is experiencing First Order, Rom-Com, and Heist; you're missing out on the other half of the story beats, but those story beats will always play out the same from one "trip" to the next.

                Got it, thanks for explaining.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guests get split up in half for each of the different groups, and they'll participate and experience events for those groups, but it's all just the one same overall story that can't be changed. So your group might be experiencing Resistance, Smuggler, and Heist, and maybe another group is experiencing First Order, Rom-Com, and Heist; you're missing out on the other half of the story beats, but those story beats will always play out the same from one "trip" to the next.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If "rom-com" results in me being able to hook up with some Aayla Secura analogue, I would go tomorrow.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              people didn't even do they, they just filmed the entire time

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >live out your anne frank fantasy by ratting out chewbacca

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the small rooms are absolute mom repellent.
        Weren't there bigger rooms as a more expensive booking?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently there were bigger rooms, Jinny claims it was not made very obvious when booking though.

          Seems pretty pointless to worry about the room when it sounds like the only time spent there is to sleep.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most important thing Jenny has taught me is that women can be man-children.
      But not woman-children because that is redundant.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paying thousands of dollars to play touch screen games, eat food died blue, and seeing dinner theater

    Geez, I wonder why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a week-long Westworld-tier experience I could see it being worth it. Imagine if instead of a pair of jam-packed, exhausting 16-hour days without time to shower or change clothes they spread the story out over 5 days and gave you more time to just chill out between story scenes and enjoy the lighter activities like card playing and RC droid racing and all that stuff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or
        >Going to Disney World parks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anything other than Galaxy's Edge would be impossible to explain in-universe. I think there could really be a market for a fake sci-fi larp cruise, they just needed to make it bigger with more non-essential activities over a longer timeframe so all the essential activities could be spread out and better planned instead of cramming everything in 2 days and rushing it to the point where half the guests miss most of everything.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick man a Star Trek cruise for 40 year old boomers that lets chubby nerd girls put on klingon make up and pole dance for obese office workers would do gangbusters

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Now you're thinking.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe some kind of Game of Thrones cabin where they have a bunch of large huskies they call Direwolves and they let everybody pet them?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ultimately people don't go to WDW to stay in a hotel, the concept ended up competing with the parks and lost big time. A longer experience would fail even harder.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder if it would have worked better if they would have put it in Vegas or something as its own thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but there clearly wasn't enough content in the hotel by itself so Disney needed it to have an trip to Galaxy edge for it reach the 2 day run time

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know. They had a Star Trek themed attraction in Vegas for a while but it closed a few years ago. It wasn't an inclusive, immersive resort though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They had a Star Trek themed attraction in Vegas for a while
                What's the audience for that? Nerds?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trekkies I guess. I should clarify I meant 'they' in a broader sense, it wasn't Disney

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A cruise would work better for the larp stuff. However, they just needed it be a regular hotel with Stars Wars theming. That's it and it would have printed money

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >died blue

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope it's dye

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like baby shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my brain does not want blue with shrimp thanks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            studies where done on this like 30 years ago and it was unanimously agreed upon that making regular food items a wacky colour is really bad for business.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    piss off long time fans, you know the middle aged male autists with the money to spend.
    make hotel based on awful sequel trilogy.

    this not only killed the hotel but it also destroyed the toys because they bought those like obsessively. they're also the people that see the movie multiple times.

    Disney decides to pander to middle aged white women who are bitter intersectional feminists. I wonder why it failed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney decides to pander to middle aged white women who are bitter intersectional feminists.

      And black people, who typically aren't big Star Wars watchers either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say that so much.
        Lando was in the OG trilogy but he was cool.
        black people don't care about lame ass characters.
        Finn is just a Sambo Jigaboo
        Disney made Lando zesty
        Reva was an unattractive angry black woman trope

        I say intersectional feminist because that's how they see black people and that's what they think black people like. the writers who happened to be black are so disconnected from the black community that their opinions really don't matter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even mean it in any sort of racist context or anything, they're just not typically fans of it, just like they're not typically fans of stuff like Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, or Star Trek. They're more into anime and comic books, not so much sci-fi or fantasy, but there's this weird push to force it. There's exceptions of course.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but there's this weird push to force it.
            It's not aimed at blacks; it's aimed at white people (and fellow white people) who like the idea of blacks being interested in white people media.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They're more into anime and comic books, not so much sci-fi or fantasy,
            IE a Star Wars anime could do the trick, but they don't want to go all in on it for some dumbass reason.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they make lando a zesty incel robofricker bros....

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the writers who happened to be black are so disconnected from the black community that their opinions really don't matter.
          Because they're members of the upper class first, black people second.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      suck my dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >male autists with the money to spend.
      in the timespan of 1997-2007 i've calculated that between my brother and I we spent at least $10,000 on star wars shit.
      -Every movie on VHS then DVD plus multiple theater viewings.
      -At least 50 games, some bought twice so we could have them on steam.
      -Years of subscription to star wars insider
      -Years of subscription star wars galaxies
      -A 5 layer shelf of novels, comics, technical dictionaries, "essential guides" and all that shit.
      -Probably close to a hundred "toys"... lego sets, micro machines, plastic guns, models, action figures, Tiger games.
      I had so much star wars shit I couldn't keep track.
      And there were kids who were even more obsessed and gave even more money than us.
      When they say "the hardcore fans don't own star wars" they're wrong. We were the reason it had a $4,000,000,000 price tag, not the people who saw the movies and maybe bought a shirt and a game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have your parents given up on having grandkids?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have 2 with a 3rd on the way. None of which will be allowed to be star wars fans btw.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you spent 10k in 10 years not 7k in two days, plus tip

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but all that stuff has a better profit margin i imagine. The operating costs and insurance for that hotel must have been absurd.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Disney World with some friends back in 2021, and Pandora ran circles around Galaxy's Edge, and I say that as someone who gives precisely zero shits about Avatar. The food was way better too. For all the hype that Rise of the Resistance was getting at the time, Flight of Passage is a way cooler "experience" too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The food was way better too.
      They must have realized that because they were serving food from Pandora on the Galactic Starcruise

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They did the stupid "no one can be jedis" rule because muh modern canon and to not confuse kids who only know the Disney star wars. I don't want to be a fricking "saja" I want to be a jedi. I want to wear the robe and have a lightsaber what the frick is there problem? Is it like a star wars online thing where they don't want everyone to just pick Jedi?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, what now? I thought TLJ established that anyone could be a Jedi if they believed hard enough. Like little stable cleaning boy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No that's just force user. The last Jedi was luke or rey. They make a big deal to say that the Jedi are over for real this time. That's why they have to do lame sorta Jedi like the saja. I also think there is a concerted effort to make star wars more than just Jedi with all the media being about other kinds of characters

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The last Jedi was luke or rey. They make a big deal to say that the Jedi are over for real this time.

          So you're telling me they took the single most iconic aspect of the IP they spent billions to acquire and wrote it out of existence to the point where they can't even monetize it any more? Even by Disney standards that's appallingly moronic. It's like buying LOTR and then saying there are no more wizards

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's like buying LOTR and then saying there are no more wizards
            But it's okay, because there are "jizzards" who come around to teach you wizard magic.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >jizzard magic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone can use the force, but no one can be jedi. Disney used to have a "jedi training" thing where kids learned to swing around toy lightsabers and then got to fight Darth Vader at the end. But they deleted that from the park and the lightsaber training on Starcruiser was led by "saja" (whatever the frick that is) and you don't get to be called a jedi or to call anyone else a jedi.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >was led by "saja" (whatever the frick that is)
          So in the lore brought by the hotel and the theme park land, there's two groups of Jedi fanboys, the saja and the gatherers, who go around trying to find and teach force sensitives the Jedi ways since Luke up and fricked off after his temple collapsed (and since this is between episode 8 and 9, keep doing it now that Luke is dead). Sajas teach the force, gatherers teach building lightsabers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Goddamn, they fricked the lore up so bad. All they had to do was set it during generic period between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope, and it would have worked. They would have been able to incorporate iconography from both, while leaning closer to the "Rebels vs Empire" stuff that everyone thinks of when Star Wars is mentioned.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They had a whole library of lore that did and didn't work, but god forbid Disney pays royalties

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those were LUCAS years. This is a DISNEY park. Sequels Yes! Disney Yes!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Those were LUCAS years. This is a DISNEY park. Sequels Yes! Disney Yes!
                They'll never admit to themselves, but all anyone wants is OT themed experiences, whether in a hotel or the parks. No one cares much about the prequels much and the sequels even less. But that would mean admitting that their creations are inferior to those created outside of the company, it would be too much of a loss of face to executives.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No that's just force user. The last Jedi was luke or rey. They make a big deal to say that the Jedi are over for real this time. That's why they have to do lame sorta Jedi like the saja. I also think there is a concerted effort to make star wars more than just Jedi with all the media being about other kinds of characters

        Everyone can use the force, but no one can be jedi. Disney used to have a "jedi training" thing where kids learned to swing around toy lightsabers and then got to fight Darth Vader at the end. But they deleted that from the park and the lightsaber training on Starcruiser was led by "saja" (whatever the frick that is) and you don't get to be called a jedi or to call anyone else a jedi.

        That was Sabine in the Ahsoka show who was told by an absolutely ancient mentor that she had the lowest potential of anyone he ever met and she still ended up controlling the force like it was nothing and was able to convince her best friend to jump off a cliff and she used the force to pick him up a few minutes after learning it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so it's ok as an arc in Naruto but not for Star Wars because why, you're a misogynistic chud? Good grief my dude, go take a shower and go outside.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to be a jedi. I want to wear the robe and have a lightsaber
      wtf, grow up

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was based on Disney's awful take on the franchise and not Star Wars itself.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they could have gotten away with it if they simply told all the guests to show up to a star wars themed warehouse to larp in a starwars play for 4 days. They would have made a killing with the weapons, clothing and armor

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's still going strong you fricking chud

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you posting in this thread from 2022?
      https://www.cnn.com/travel/disney-world-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-closing/index.html

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you fell for the bait moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that what "bait" is now? just saying something wrong?
          if I say "Abraham Lincoln is still alive" is that also bait?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much, yeah.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this scenario if you would Anons.
    >be at star wars hotel
    >be at the all-you-can-eat buffet
    >you start to plop down on your plate something looking vaguely mashed potato
    >General Ackbar walks up to you and says "It's a trap!"
    What are you doing Anons?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, where to start
    >First thing guests experience is being packed in a box truck. They're either crossing the border or going to Galactic Starcruiser.
    >Everything is plastic and cheap looking
    >No characters or planets anyone knows or cares about
    >Confusing timeline. It's not between Episode 6-7, or after 9, or before 4, it's between 8-9, even though that was like two weeks?
    >Give guests a welcome video that's as immersive as possible. But drop the mask for the part about the active shooter alarm.
    >All the stuff there is to do is iPad games and the most tepid "lightsaber training" imaginable. And you don't even get to keep the lightsaber.
    >The "cantina" feels too sterile, doesn't have the iconic "jizz" music, and the food is unimaginative everyday slop slathered with food dye.
    >Instead of electric jazz, it has some local "talent" singing new age hippy affirmation shit. I swear, it would have been more soulful if they used music from the Xbox Kinect SW game and called it a day.
    >Also, despite being blue colored fast food and drinks, the cantina is priced like a Michelin star restaurant
    >The rooms are cramped for a family of four (the apparent target demographic)
    >LARPing is vehemently discouraged. You can't even play out the """adventure""" in your own way; they coach you on the script, you follow the script, you smile and thank them for the privilege. You don't get the experience of being in Star Wars, you get the experience of being an extra on the set of Star Wars.
    >It's a "star cruise" with no ports of call
    >Lazy awkward fight between Rey and Kylo
    >Incredibly overpriced for the effort put in. For the price of a family of four for the weekend, NOT INCLUDING FOOD AND DRINKS, you could put a down payment on a new car. At the end of the weekend you have nothing to show for it but the pictures you took.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But drop the mask for the part about the active shooter alarm.
      What?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could you imagine an American shooting up the star wars hotel?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But drop the mask for the part about the active shooter alarm.
        >What?

        The video they show you on the truck ride talks about how "If the First Order happens to board the ship, an alarm will sound and you'll have to defend the ship!" but then the actress drops the act and says "But please note that in the event of a real emergency, there will be a DIFFERENT alarm and all the actors will stop acting and direct you to the exits. If you hear the DIFFERENT alarm, it's not part of the show and there really is an emergency. Again, fake alarm for fun boarding, DIFFERENT alarm for real emergencies."

        It goes on for like a minute and really throws you out of the immersion.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh lol

          I guess lawyers probably made them put that part in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought I remembered hearing someone making fun of the generic "Exit" signs too, because they legally have to have them clearly marked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, the "in case of fire, hide in cuck closet" is much funnier.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had a good belly laugh at that segment of the Jenny video.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, that's legitimately important to make clear for guests. A real emergency could happen and guests need to know how to tell it's not pretend. Guests mistaking a fake emergency for a real emergency or vice versa could be disastrous.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a dumb complaint. How else would you tell them what a real emergency is compared to a staged one? That seems pretty damn important especially when they have fake alarms.

            If you have to have an out-of-universe safety bit, do it at the very beginning, before anyone gets in character. Having it start out like a space ship orientation, suddenly drop the act, then just as suddenly get back in character, that ruins the immersion. Not to mention having an active shooter alarm is just needlessly alarmist. Plus which, anyone with a room temperature IQ is going to be able to tell when something is really on fire or someone is shooting a firearm when every gun in Star Wars shoots lasers. I get you needed a safety video, it's just one more thing that should've had more effort put in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a dumb complaint. How else would you tell them what a real emergency is compared to a staged one? That seems pretty damn important especially when they have fake alarms.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an American thing. You wouldn't understand.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have a red lights larp alarm for when something happens in game like “we’re being border by space terrorists!” type shit but they also have to have real fire alarms and shit in case a Palestine sympathizer decides to light themselves on fire at the Star Wars hotel. And at that point, you’re literally supposed to climb into a little cuck cabinet in your room until help arrives. No I am not kidding.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The most insane part about the cuck closet is that the rooms are intended for a family of 4 to 6 and the closet seems barely big enough to hold one adult and one child.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's just part & parcel. You're supposed to be stuffed cheek to jowl in a claustrophobic space and gasp for air and hope to a God you mock while an active shooter prowls the grounds.
            You voted for it after all because you worship your ground-daddy Bill Maher.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you'd think it'd be wildly illegal in any developed country not to have a fire escape and be allowed to construct a deathtrap. Disney's probably lucky it shut down due to financial failure and not because a few dozen kids burnt to a crisp on one of their properties. Even the fact that they've been a propaganda mouthpiece for the American government since the 1940s would be able to save them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Even the fact that they've been a propaganda mouthpiece for the American government since the 1940s would be able to save them.
            no, no, ever since the 1990s when they gained complete control of the company they have been making Walt Disney pay dearly for his alleged "anti-semitism" by making it and everything it produces the antithesis of what he would have wanted, he's spinning in his grave for sure, and that's by design

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the most tepid "lightsaber training" imaginable. And you don't even get to keep the lightsaber.

      I built a lightsaber at Galaxy's Edge, and the only reason I occasionally get it out now is as a glorified cat toy. They love that thing.

      >Incredibly overpriced for the effort put in. For the price of a family of four for the weekend, NOT INCLUDING FOOD AND DRINKS, you could put a down payment on a new car. At the end of the weekend you have nothing to show for it but the pictures you took.

      I was looking up a "Godzilla Tour" that they do in Japan that's actually cheaper, where they take you to all the major points of interest in the country relating to Godzilla and kaiju stuff (Toho, the Godzilla hotel, Daiei studio, the Godzilla statue, the Godzilla store, the Godzilla zipline experience, etc). It sounds way cooler in general. Plus you're in Japan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the most tepid "lightsaber training" imaginable. And you don't even get to keep the lightsaber.
      For the price, this is criminal. They also have a starship model building activity where you have to buy the model from the gift shop ahead of time and bring it with you. When you're paying THOUSANDS of dollars the least they could do is include a couple complimentary souvenirs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you paid some of the more expensive rooms you got complientery Star wars comics that tied into the star cruiser itself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the more expensive rooms
          Oh, so if you pay even MORE thousands of dollars you can get... a comic book... very cool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funniest thing to me is that the rooms have Disney+, but you can't actually access any of it unless you log into your own paid subscription and this is the case for any Disney Resort

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so israeli that you refuse to give hotel guests who paid you thousands of dollars temporary free access to your streaming service as a form of advertising to convince them to buy it at home.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so israeli that you refuse to give hotel guests who paid you thousands of dollars temporary free access to your streaming service as a form of advertising to convince them to buy it at home.

          tbf that probably wasn't intentional. god knows how frickass huge Disney is as an entity now. They likely rival the governments of small countries.
          >parks
          >hospitality
          >food and dining
          >production
          >publishing
          >marketing
          >streaming
          >technology support
          >technology infrastructure
          >legal

          there's definitely zero communication between departments. They probably don't even have internal communication tunnels. governments definitely don't.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, whoever is in charge of installing the TVs that prominently feature access to Disney+ should give them all free access to the service for guests to use.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the person who signed off on the TV probably isn't even in the same time zone as the person who installed it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Someone is in charge of the TVs having Disney+ and that person should have made it so they had full access instead of just trailers and previews.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >streaming
            Isn't profitable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The food on the Starcruiser was all you can eat, and was included with your stay.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is how they could have fixed this
    1. Find a way to cut that price down by at least $1000. No way otherwise you will get people to come back which brings us to
    2. The ship should have a story that changes every 6-12 months. You need a reason for people to come back. Tie the story to your other properties like Mando has an episode where he has to find a bounty on the ship and you see characters that you saw when you visited the ship. Put story easter eggs. Like during the day you do the normal story with the crew but say at midnight adults can visit the Cantina and for a brief time period you see Boba Fett there to give you a secret side mission during your stay which gets you a reward. You could even have Disney+ content that talks about the story of the old season so you are aware of whats going on even if its your first time and they are like 3 years in.

    This thing could have worked. It's two main issues are the prices and you need a reason for the people willing to pay for this shit to come back. They failed at both

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have bought like 30 acres of land and simulated an entire planet so the people staying there could have windows. I served on a nuclear submarine for 5 years. I would have PTSD if I went into this thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I served on a nuclear submarine for 5 years. I would have PTSD if I went into this thing.
      Wouldn't you actually be right at home?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No that thing was not "home". It was hell. No privacy, being stuck in a tin can that smells bad since there is no air flow. Just smell shit all the time. Face to face with everyone. Banging your arms and heads everywhere all the time. Russians and Chinese constantly trolling us and baiting us to shoot at them. This was not home.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I spoke with a submariner who was a classmate in college. Is it true that all you guys are somewhat nuts and play games where you pretty much have a melee and beat everyone up for fun?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never happened on my sub. Most people watched movies. We watched the hunt for the red october once and reenacted parts of it for a week until an officer told us to stop

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >We watched the hunt for the red october once and reenacted parts of it for a week until an officer told us to stop
              kek
              Infantry vet here, you gotta tell me how that went down.
              I'll give you one back: whenever we were told to move as a group we would all say "mooooving" like the cows in early South Park.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We would see dolphins and shit on sonar and all of us would stand completely silent and don't move so the dolphins couldn't "detect us" like the Russians from the movie and we would beat the shit out of the first person to move.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol what the frick you navy dicks are funny

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's what kept us sane.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Navy recruiters almost talked me into going Nuke, but luckily my cousin was a PO1, and was like "Dude, you'll end up in a sub, and be fricking miserable, don't do it," and I went aviation instead. It was bad enough on a carrier where you at least get to see the sky and breathe fresh air, I can't imagine a sub.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do they put all the new guys on carriers and then give you an option to go to a smaller ship after a couple of years or what? Everyone who was enlisted on a carrier said it sucked ass compared to other surface ships.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on your job. If you are something specialized like a MineMan you’ll never see a carrier. Shit, I did construction in the Navy and never set foot on a ship. Good times.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It really just depends on what squadron you're at. I was #2 in my class in A-school, so I got to pick some decent orders, and ended up shore duty in San Diego for like 80 percent of my time doing preventive maintenance stuff on helos in Southern California. I only did one little three-week exercise on a cruiser, and then one 7-month deployment on the Nimitz at the tail end of my enlistment, and that was it. I had a skate as frick time, all things considered.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guess I lucked out then. Went through the nuke program, sub prototype, volunteered for subs, whole class got shipped to carriers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >disney should've spent even more money on a shit concept
      daily reminder most of you couldn't run a shift at a Denny's

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aw, what a butthurt homosexual you are.
        (You) PERSONALLY couldn't organize an orgy in a prostitutehouse with a stack $100s.
        That's why you criticize anons on Cinemaphile.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shit concept
        >immersion amusement parks have never been done before and don't exist today

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always had a dream of opening a Mos Eisley Cantina theme restaurant somewhere in the desert around Vegas. Nothing too extravagant. Live music. Employees in costumes. Overpriced costumes that tourists can buy at the door. 501st members get a drink free if they show up in costume. All inside of a scaled up (because the original is too small) replica of the cantina.

    Just sounds like fun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't give up on your dreams, bro.. write disney and ask for the rights to it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. They'd be fools to turn me down. I have such good ideas! I'm what you might call an ideas guy!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't give up on your dreams, bro.. write disney and ask for the rights to it

      You're right. They'd be fools to turn me down. I have such good ideas! I'm what you might call an ideas guy!

      https://scumandvillainycantina.com/
      There's a few like this, you can 100% do it as long as you're careful enough to avoid including anything that's more explicitly copyrighted.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >https://scumandvillainycantina.com/
        oh no shit look at that. Well I guess I should go talk to those people and follow my legally distinct dreams.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Chicago
        yea not worth dying dor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >6377 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, California
          >Chicago
          what did anon mean by this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Our laid-back atmosphere and strict “no bullying” mission creates a #ScifiSafeHouse not just for casual and mega-fans alike

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m just curious why it needs to be said? Too many hecklers?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're Californian

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are nerds so fricking gay? Why are they such pansies? No balls whatsoever.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $6,600... I was looking up a LOTR tour across New Zealand today, and was shocked it cost only $4,500.. and that was 14 days.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people don't even interact with the fricking game they put on for you
    >they just film it for their ipad kid friends

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well something clearly did if Disney shut it down so quickly after it opened

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that in order to take you to the park on your "excursion", they have to take you on a literal illegal immigrant box truck to keep immersion that you're being transported

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given the distance between the two what would you suggest to keep some semblance of immersion?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly yeah. The hotel had a lot of problems, the box truck transit seemed like the least of them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this comment is way too reasonable for the board you are posting on

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl that did that 4hr review of it is cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the way she pronounces any -ing ending word as -een really started to annoy me, that and her lisp

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most nerds are hardcore introverts. did they really think this theater kid experience was going to be popular?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      introverted nerds aren't the target market for this, it was wealthier normie families to bring their kids to. Issue is that market likely isn't very big, especially since it was 2 days and 2 nights.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but would normie families really want to to a lite-LARP hotel for two days were they can't do anything else at disneyland?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure the closure after a year answers your question buddy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously.

          >"Let's take a trip to Florida, and spend the whole time locked inside instead of enjoying the weather."

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >enjoying the weather
            >Florida in the summer
            Yeah about that, hope you enjoy heat, humidity and afternoon showers.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do though. Maybe it's because I work outside, and I'm used to hot sticky humidity in 100+ degree weather, but I'm kind of accustomed to it, and enjoy Florida pretty much any time of year (except hurricane season).

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Florida weather fricking sucks. Orlando is hot and muggy and uncomfortable, staying inside is objectively a better experience.

              extremely overweight opinion.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Florida weather fricking sucks. Orlando is hot and muggy and uncomfortable, staying inside is objectively a better experience.

              My point is that you could put that shit anywhere in the country. Tourists like going to beaches and shit like that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are no beaches in the landlocked city of Orlando, Florida, which is part of why it's so swampy and shitty there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tourists like going to beaches and shit like that.
                Not on the days they're going to Disney World you rube. It's not a one or the other type decision.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Florida weather fricking sucks. Orlando is hot and muggy and uncomfortable, staying inside is objectively a better experience.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >florida
            >enjoyable weather
            Good one, anon.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know Disney is moronic, what with all the israelites, leftists, and incompetent diversity hires running them and all, but what were they thinking with this? Did they really think people would want an “interactive experience” and “choose your own adventure” type deal at their hotel? After a long exhausting day in the hot Florida sun at the parks? People want to come back and relax, not do more shit. And on the day you don’t go to the park and just spend the day relaxing on the resort people want to do that at a fricking pool. What a shit idea. Kill all leftists and israelites and kill them now!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo rambling with little understanding of basic concepts
      classic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      corproate buzzword brainrot. happens a lot.
      "immersion" started being thrown around left and right and suddenly everybody started competing to have a more immersive experience than the other guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >After a long exhausting day in the hot Florida sun at the parks?
      Glow-san, the hotel was /instead of/ the parks. You had to choose one or the other

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You spend the whole time inside the hotel, except for the block of time you get to visit Galaxy's Edge. The hotel is a self-contained cruise ship simulation, not a place to sleep while visiting Magic Kingdom and Epcot.

        Aha, I see. Makes even more sense thst it failed then. No kid would rather go to that hotel instead of the parks, especially nowadays when kids don’t even care about Disney Star Wars. And I’m sure parents are happy to not spend thousands for that hotel and go for the cheaper (yet still expensive) parks instead, especially because the parents don’t like Disney wars either. Genuinely an even more moronic idea that Disney thought people would choose to go there instead of the parks. All leftists and israelites seriously need to die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill all leftists and israelites and kill them now!
      BASED
      HEIL HITLER!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You spend the whole time inside the hotel, except for the block of time you get to visit Galaxy's Edge. The hotel is a self-contained cruise ship simulation, not a place to sleep while visiting Magic Kingdom and Epcot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What a shit idea. Kill all leftists and israelites and kill them now!
      I have to reply because of all the gays who disagreed with you nad choose to believe your post was genuine.
      I support this level of rhetoric. These people want to make our entire society into the Star Wars Hotel and frankly they're essentially halfway there.
      TOTAL NORMIE DEATH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Please read the assignment fully before answering any of the questions.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    having a windowless hotel in florida and charging several grand a night for it. also basing the cruise on disney star wars

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >having a windowless hotel in florida
      according to jenny, you're a stick in the mud

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even Cinemaphile stopped giving a frick about the hotel years ago. you have to be a massive fricking loser to get ripped off in 2024

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It closed in september

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't open years ago, anon. this was supposed to be our westworld, our one opportunity at true immersion..

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about a 5th element themed cruise?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if I get a multi-pass.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was too expensive for what it was, every other problem was secondary to that.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldnt let me frick the employees

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They hired people who didn't understand Star Wars or fandoms. The hotel only appealed to people with kids who didn't really know what Star Wars was but found whatever this thing was fun. Charged a premium price and quickly ran through potential customers.

    They could have just built a budget hotel with buildings simplistically themed around different planets, with AT-ATs, X-Wings and other things put around it. Had some character meet and greets and be rolling in cash.

    The morons they hired think they're geniuses catering for the LARPING fandom masses they think exist because they watched a few episodes of The Big Bang Theory. They also then confused adult fans interests with children. The whole thing is utterly embarrassing.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people enjoy immersive theater where you just kind of awkwardly make a bit of small talk with an actor? That's basically all Sleep No More was, and it was really popular, so I guess there's a market for it. But I just don't understand how that's enjoyable. I'd rather sit in my seat and watch a play rather than "be in the play" by having an uncomfortable and shallow conversation with a person in character.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jenny's sister looked hot in those clips, does she have any content?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sister
      >she

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the last video, she went to the SW hotel with her sister

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sister

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn she's even better than I thought. Like a tall hot version of Jenny. More?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, that's a man with a penis.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have proof of that?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Listen to his voice for 5 seconds.
                https://www.twitch.tv/skylarky

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think she would let me suck it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm in love bros

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think she would let me suck it?

              You are homosexual (derogatory).

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're a homosexual. This is a Megan board.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're a homosexual. This is a Megan board.

              You guys are down bad

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A touch of the fox spirit am I right?

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could've built a better experience for a million bucks. Take a chuck-e-cheese, make a vr podracing simulator, have Slave leia style strippers, and have some animatronic aliens and robots/max rebo style band. Boom.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >animatronic aliens and robots/max rebo style band. Boom.
      That what everyone expected, some "Disney magic." They blew it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disney magic has been dead for decades.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything bad now?

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I also just watched this 4h video on the Star Wars Hotel

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the team of “imagineers” responsible for designing the hotel experience

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you could smuggle some luggage for someone
      >or maybe even help someone smuggle some luggage
      >another person might thank you for smuggling luggage
      >there's just so many ways to smuggle luggage in your very own luggage smuggling story

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There barely seems to be any First Order content at all in this, with only one named character compared to all the other factions that get lots of characters and storylines
    As one of the only people who ever played Sims 4: Journey to Batuu, its the same case there. The Resistance and Smugglers have a ton of content, but hardly anything as the First Order

    Why are they leaving the only semi-decent thing from the sequels out to dry so much?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to like the bad guys

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously. Why would anyone like rebel scum?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that. Why are these upper class freaks so uncool? They hate anything fun and cool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's like they don't even do any research. When I was a kid, I sure cared a lot more about the stormtroopers than "blue jacket guys" and so did everyone else
        Not my fault they decided to go so far as to make the First Order a 1:1 with Nazi Germany meaning they could never be used in any kind of sympathetic light

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because 1st order aren't even interesting baddies, they're just space nazis that blow up planets for literally no reason and are led by a couple of clowns with even more vague motivations

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Four hour video to say "I got shut out of literally everything"
    Lmao poor girl

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