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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh*
    lightsabers ...... again ...... for the 300th fricking time ......

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch something else then. That's like complaining about getting a patty in your burger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've clearly never seen Caravan of Courage, pleb.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There were three lightsaber users in the original trilogy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this manchild so much

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why? I don't watch him because I don't think he's very intelligent but he's like the only non shill Star Wars YouTuber that isn't a complete grifter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's like the only non shill Star Wars YouTuber that isn't a complete grifter
            he is a chud, like you, so of course you think that

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he is a chud, like you, so of course you think that

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like it's in pain.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He always looks like he’s about to start crying. I wonder if he regrets putting all his channel eggs in the Star Wars basket.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >diversity shit show
        >diversity somehow doesn't include aliens
        The npcs are waking up, and it's everything!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, these fan films are starting to put in some real effort.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it a fan film? because the lightsabers look like plastic ones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what they use on set too now. It's not Hasbro-tier, but it's light-emitting plastic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they put more effort in easily

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is b-ACK!!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back and worse than ever. Thanks, Kathleen!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally zero (0) white males

    It's beautiful...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what modern star wars is about, destroying the white patriarchy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >making things up
        >specifically to get mad at them
        This is a sign of mental instability.
        Don't bother responding because I don't really care what drivel you'd like to spew so I'm going to close this tab 🙂

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's girl coded & lame.
    Just like Harry Potter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is girl coded and lame.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not Old School Runescape

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucasfilm is trying so hard to get people to read their shitty High Republic books. They even shoehorned it into Jedi Survivor.

    Newsflash Disney, no one wants to read those garbage woke books where everyone is a homosexual, troony, or obese and all the sex positivity in there is super weird to be in kids books

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious how they will ruin cal kestis in the next game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are these worth playing? I turned it off as soon as I got to the ship. Does the black lady and that weird gay alien follow you around the whole time?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just replace her with Shaak-Ti. Same mod gives an option to replace Merrin with Maris Brood.
          https://www.nexusmods.com/starwarsjedifallenorder/mods/711?tab=posts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting. Thanks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice, I didn't know there was a modding community for that game.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish there was a decent Aayla Secura model out there, so I could headcanon that she survived Order 66 and went into hiding. It’s ridiculous how underutilized she was as a character for having such a great design.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In my head canon Plo Koon and Mace Windu also survived (but damaged).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Mace Windu also survived (but damaged).
                In the previous film we saw Jedi fall great distances on purpose and manage to land on something moving very fast, there's no reason to not suspect Mace would have been capable of doing that one-handed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even then, could windu recover and escape Coruscant before he gets overwhelmed by clone troopers like with Even Piell (tcw doesn't count)? Where would he even go or meet up with? If we're talking eu, he'll likely try to find kota and his militia.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe down into the lower levels, but yeah idk where he'd go from there, one would think he'd try reorganizing with other survivors and making an attempt on Palpatine or something. It's probably better that they all died in 66, the Jedi being all but extinct by ANH is a better fate than having Ashoka and 500+ other nobodies still running around with lightsabers after Yoda tells Luke he's the last Jedi.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like Windu's only hope is finding Jax Pavan and getting sent to the outer rim to hide out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          best star wars games in over a decade. which isnt saying much, but it's better than the battlefront p2w bullshit
          the fact that 2 single player star wars game made by EA could feature a male protagonist who isn't made out to be a complete joke is incredible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was never good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The jedi in the acolyte (130 bby) should already look the brown robes Jedi from the PT. All the lightsabers should be emeralds and sapphires, with hilt having the basic designs. if anything the yellow robes should been for a sect of radical Jedi at least early into the Ruusan reformations.

        first game already ruined him because they had to justify why Luke's NJO failed, aka the holocron being destroyed (in the pre Disney sw he used one to find recruits). and of course him being a order 66 survivor and that whole thing terribly written.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >EA-slop
        >ginger
        Who cares, really.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone is a homosexual, troony, or obese
      cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proved him right with that image.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this real? holy frick...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're brown.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where everyone is a homosexual, troony, or obese
      Forgetting about my boy Geode, huh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That dude rocks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're alright, Carlos. You're alright.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CAAARRRLLLOOOOOSSS

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney proves again and again that they cannot pull off action scenes with more than two characters
    >"MORE! MORE JEDI!"

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is black.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fr fr

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when there are so many different color lightsabers it kind of ruins the mystique, plus this shot is godawful
    keep raping this IP, it's funny to watch

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team Diversity!!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh! That haircut! I know he is a black person now!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think star wars fans should be beaten with sticks until they learn that THEY GET WHAT THEY FRICKING DESERVE

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cast Daphne Keen
    >give her ugly prosthetics and a loose brown robe
    Ummm kino?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why isn't she in it as a go-go dancer wearing just a few leather straps around her tiny, pinched waist

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nu lightsabers look so fricking shit. The ones from over 40 years ago look miles better

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because they use "real" lightsabers instead of greenscreen sticks to get realistic lighting and it's easier to edit in post

      That's why all the choreography sucks now because those things break easily. It doesn't even look that much better. In fact, Kenobi looked like shit with the entire screen flooded in red and blue light

      I'm curious how they will ruin cal kestis in the next game

      Those two games are the only thing I've genuinely liked from Disney Star Wars. I'm scared about the third one now that the game and narrative directors left Respawn.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was really angry for what they did to merin, they made her look like a dyke, still love her though

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo where da white people at ? also why does every new star wars show look like cheap slop ?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Same creatively bankrupt slop thats borderline corporate fan fiction...but with le heckin brown people and women!

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao mouseBlack folk can’t even drum up the energy to pretend this bullshit is good

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a SINGLE(1) white man
    star wars literally wouldnt exist today without white male americans. and this is how they repay us?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll wait for andor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anbore

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars is back
    Star Wars is done
    a long time ago...

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is watching Shitsney's Dykes in Space.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO DIVERSITY!!!!

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars is back
    But I'm not. Rest in peace, franchise of my childhood. I will miss you.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars is back in the gutter
    ftfy

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey cool those lightsabers looks like the 200 dollar one I wanted when I was a kid but my parents wouldn't let me have

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >change plo koon's lightsaber from orange(or yellow i forget) to blue
    >add yellow and orange lightsabers later anyway
    Gay, i remember some ps1 game with plo koon with his original lightsaber that was fun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plo koon and Micah Giiett had yellow lightsabers (Which I think ashoka robes and lightsaber should've been based off Giiett). However it's explained that most Jedi have a duel phase function, that switches between crystals. Ki-Adi-Mundi in Episode 2 switches between green and blue. And yes, this means some Jedi were using synthetic red crystals for the additional cutting power and strength.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >change plo koon's lightsaber from orange(or yellow i forget) to blue
        >add yellow and orange lightsabers later anyway
        Gay, i remember some ps1 game with plo koon with his original lightsaber that was fun

        Why are you making shit up? Plo Koon has always had a blue lightsaber in the actual canon. Game developers just made their own color, because TPM didn't reveal his lightsaber color, only AOTC did that came out 3 years later. Same with Mundi. Good guys are green and blue, bad guys are red. Sam Jackson gets purple, because he asked Lucas about it. That's it.

        EUshit "lore" is so fricking garbage and cringe, I can't even. EUgays deserve the rope.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >EUshit "lore" is so fricking garbage and cringe, I can't even. EUgays deserve the rope.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            EU is kino. Search your feelings.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brotherhood had that trans clone character from Queen's Hope. Used the Calibre ebook editor to replace him with Rex. Here's the before.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And here's the after.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry you missed out on the only good stuff you lame troony.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Game developers just made their own color, because TPM didn't reveal his lightsaber color, only AOTC did that came out 3 years later.

          Which Lucas approved.

          >Good guys are green and blue, bad guys are red

          yeah because Lucas thought people were too stupid when seeing the movies. He always underestimates people, which can I sympathize.

          >EUshit "lore" is so fricking garbage and cringe, I can't even. EUgays deserve the rope.

          You would have a stronger point had you brought up darth bane's purple and red lightsaber issue, which was a minor case of mismanagement. Same with the Mundi's green and blue, which was a special effects mistake. But hey kyber crystals powered by feel-feels and soul gem and bleeding red crystals is way better.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Which Lucas approved.
            As a parallel universe that had nothing to do with his universe and that was not his vision of Star Wars, lol. He let it exist only for monetary gain.

            >You would have a stronger point had you brought up darth bane's purple and red lightsaber issue, which was a minor case of mismanagement.
            That's not canon.
            > But hey kyber crystals powered by feel-feels and soul gem and bleeding red crystals is way better.
            That's also not canon.

            The only canon that matters is Lucas' canon. Both EU and Disney are licensed fanfiction. Imagine wasting time on any of that irrelevant garbage. Honestly pathetic.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only time wasted here is yours, you've been seething about people not limiting themselves to Lucas' canon on this website for years.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have none of the people making Star Wars today seen the OT?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of them have ever seen a Star Wars film, tv show or read a star wars novel/comic.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It never left, baby.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it amazing that Mike Stoklasa was raising the issue of overusing Lightsabers as far back as his review of Episode 1 and here we are with Disney turning them into the most disposable commodity possible.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the Squid Game guy on the far right?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons who grew up with Filoni Wars like this slop.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's going to happen to the showrunner now that Harvey's been released?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh here he goes.
    Let the butthurt flow.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will end in a sharing circle of fee fees.
    >Be Better!, Do Better!

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate those toy lightsabers Disney uses so much

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All forces pushes will be a meek gusts of wind instead of pipebomb going off in your face.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how hard they tried to make Dafne Keen look as bad as possible. God forbid there's an attractive woman in Nu Wars, it could trigger the audience's dysphoria!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daisy looks like Jessica Harper warped by a funhouse mirror.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dafne Keen
      >attractive
      El ogro de la not fat stomach

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything has to come down to whats between your legs with these people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so vain you want to be viewed as the sexiest person in the room
      >but you totally don't want sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >may or may not have a fondness for spice
      What a role model for young readers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And his name? Cold Steel

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke, did I ever tell you about Order 66? It was the Emperor's secret codeword to initiate the great genocide of the Jedi Order, of which there were only a handful of survivors, including Mill Alibeth, Djinn Altis, Tiberus Anderlock, Klossi Anno, Aqinos, Fable Astin's mother, Baylan Skoll, Kelleran Beq, Nej'a Berto'Lo, Ood Bnar, Bon, Empatojayos Brand, Brianna, Maris Brood, Drun Cairnwick, Caryn, Shen-Ji Collun, Winslau Da'k, Vima-Da-Boda, Winslau Da'k's Jedi Master, Death Star Prisoner, Markus Dorivonn, Ekria, Elaiza, Selrahc Elous, Neth Enasteri, Tallisibeth "Scout" Enwandung-Esterhazy, F, Minos Fel'Kona, Gel, Genel, Gerrick, Din Grogu, Gungi, Kina Ha, Halbret, Hal Horn, Ikrit, Ilum, Roganda Ismaren, Ylenic It'kla, Kanan Jarrus, Jedi Prisoner, Darrus Jeht, Jek-14, Dass Jennir, Jerec, Jiro, Jorad, Drakka Judarri, Bardan Jusik, Kai Justiss, K'Kruhk, Kaoln, Coleman Kcaj, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Danaan Kerr, Cal Kestis, Sinsor Khal, Ka-Moon Kholi, Jimbo Kinnison, Rahm Kota, Matarmeno Krahn, Darth Krayt, Drake Lo'gaan, Taron Malicos, Vanzell Mar-Klar, Nichos Marr, Maw, Celeste Morne, Noirah Na, Nable, Lora Nadad, Deran Nalual, Nedriss Narr, Nia, Nos'lyn, Feris Olyn, Onkya, Pann, Diala Passil, Jax Pavan, Chase Piru, Plett, Qid Proko, Qu Rahn, Oppo Rancisis, Jin-Lo Rayce, Tyneir Renz, Aven Rolk, Rugal, T'ra Saa, Joc Sah, Sardoth, Seddwia, Reva Sevander, Corwin Shelvay, Echuu Shen-Jon, Kara Shuba, , Rachi Sitra, Vivert Stag, Olee Starstone, Kennan Taanzer, Ahsoka Tano, Damien Tantrellius, Dorn Tavers, Tholme, Vhiin Thorla, Wise Man of Kooroo, Togorian youngling, Antinnis Tremayne, Jee Ken Tsokee, Bre'ano Umakk, Hoddas Umgil, Unidentified Human male Jedi, Unidentified Human male youngling, Unidentified Jedi, Unidentified Rodian Jedi youngling, Unidentified Twi'lek Force-sensitive, Trilinae Untaire, Urootar, Uvell, Vamilad, Quinlan Vos, Roni von Wasaki, Antaria Wellos, Yoda, Zao, and Arligan Zey.
    >Now the Jedi are all but extinct. And they were good friends.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney canon survivors

      btw I think they're going to retcon the "10,000" Jedi that Freddie Prinze Jr. and filioni made up for rebels.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of these names are 1000s of years apart but the who cares?
      Arguing in bad faith for the win!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many of them were still alive at the start of A New Hope? That's more important, since Vader was done jedi hunting around then.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Going from E.U lore, by 19 aby, when the Pellaeon–Gavrisom Treaty ended the galactic civil war, like around 10 Jedi from the old order ends up joining Luke's NJO's. That's recorded Jedi, who knows how many are still out there and that's not counting the other sects/corps, failed Padawan, K'Kruhk student's retired Jedi, Jedi hopefuls or even the children of Jedi.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/7trlxb/complete_list_of_all_order_66_survivors_in/

          I know it's leddit and that post is going off the "10,000" and not the 100,000, but honestly thank god someone kept track.

          >4 Masters, 5 Knights, 0 Padawans, 1 Youngling, 0 Jedi Service Corps Members will join Luke’s Academy. Or out of the 190 survivors only 10 (5.26%) are left. Or to go even larger, of the 10000 jedi only 0.1% are left active.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unidentified Twi'lek Force-sensitive
      My favorite jedi, him and Death Star Prisoner.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile has the only good Star Wars threads.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about the star wars general on /tg/?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's compromised.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KYLE KATARN

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Jedi suck. They used to have this wise aura, a mystique, spiritual power. Now you have mongaloid looking, slow swinging Cal and a bunch of extras with glow sticks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone wanted to be a Jedi and now everyone is, so it's not special anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bingo

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    21st century Star Wars be like:
    >"Stare at these glowsticks you EDM morons!"
    >*film doesn't make enough money*
    >"ADD MORE GLOWSTICKS!"
    >*film makes more money*
    Seriously name one thing anyone likes about any of this shit that doesn't boil down to
    >ME LIKE WAVING GLOWSTICKS

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The old EU had soul. It was fun. The originals and prequels are canon. Disney slop is corporate fanfic trash. If you hold any other opinion than this you should promptly do me and the rest of the world a favor and have a nice day immediately.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, Shadows of the Empire is my mid-quel, not Rogue 1

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick gives a shit about the republic
    it gets destroyed completely
    like why should i care about the story of failures

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's why the era should've been told after the new sith wars and then the ruusan reformations setting the whole era up. Disney Star Wars main issue is that most the projects don't have set up and solid worldbuilding.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disney Star Wars always thinks the brand will carry itself. Instead of going balls out with the verisimilitude.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mandalorian was the biggest red flag for me

          >5 years after Return of the Jedi and aftermath books and eafront 2 having the empire collapse

          Why not immediately after alongside having the galactic civil war keep going? They ruined the post OT era from the first trailer alone.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lets overpay political-activist-bvll dykes to make movies for men!
    t. harvard/yale educated israeli millionaires

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disneywars just isn't cool. Just like the new Fallout isn't cool. homosexual shit written by committee and approved by women.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take an attractive girl
    >turn her into a weird alien with no hint of her previous hotness
    i just....hehe....i dunno....i'm just not gonna watch it....shhheeeesssh I know, but I'm just not gonna.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if anyone tracks torrenting figures to see how popular shit is with pirates. I've never had a disney+ and I won't even bother downloading this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They do. That's the metric they use to justify how much money was """stolen""" from them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, I wish they were public, I'd love to compare the figures across the different shows and chart them out by year to see if my gut instinct is true: fewer people are pirating each new thing as time goes on. I'd bet Mandalorian got pirated hard when it first came out, but I'd be shocked if Ashoka had similar figures when it dropped.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ratio'd into oblivion, beating the flayed dead horse of an acquired franchise into the earth.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a crime what they did to Dafne.
    Also, why are they all running around in desert planet outfits? That makes no sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obi wan's desert robes became the default Jedi garb ages back. Unless you're a Skywalker or a hot women you get the same brown robes as anybody else.

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