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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How exciting

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Mandalorian is straight up the worst Star Wars media ever produced.

    It's soulless like the sequels, badly written like the prequels, has less budget than A New Hope, the entire show revolves around filonislop cartoons and middle aged roasties and manchildren with negative testosterone levels worshipping a fricking muppet.

    have a nice day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok but still, you can't deny that you stood and clapped at this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You obviously didn't read Jay from RLM's tweeter reviews of this episode.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit Letter Media is the reason why Star Wars is in the hands of Disney.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >fat morons in Wisconsin are responsible for a $4 billion sale of intellectual property rights

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Have you forgotten the Plinkett reviews? The HitB where they said that if Disney makes a Star Wars movie, they should hire JJ Abrams?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did RLM praise JJ Trek? Really? Kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >JJ Abrams should direct the sequels and George Lucas should direct people to their seats.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The point was that Abrams's directing style was better suited for Star Wars than Star Trek, and I think that's true.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't the reason they hired Abrams. Abrams was just an obvious choice. So were Johnson and Trevorrow.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Jonson wasn’t. He was a good candidate for one of the side movies, or to finish off the trilogy, but having him do the second act was stupid.
                From a business standpoint if not a quality one, It should have gone Colin - Abrams - Jonson if they really had to have them all, because Colin is more adept at starting off a memberberry reboot, Abrams being second would limit his ability to shove in mystery boxes while also having a framework, and Jonson is the only one who could actually write a conclusion, while also having limited ability to frick everything up for the sake of it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Johnson was the most "inspired" choice of the three, certainly, but he was a proven genre film director and Looper in particular was a hit. I'm not making a comment on the content of their Star Wars films or the quality of their writing. I don't think any of them should have been writing for Star Wars. I'm just saying none of them were left-field choices going in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it's quite the opposite, lil' chuddie. The Mandalorian is the best thing Star Wars has produced since Empire Strikes Back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's Andor.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Andor and Rogue One both felt like love letters to the fans that were pissed off by what Disney did to the EU.
          But Disney still hasn't realized they need to just start making "Legends" content. Hell, just demote all of their stuff to Legends and let it rot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 is better than most Disney SW stuff and also better than a lot of EU slop. Not that the EU is bad, lots of stuff I love in there, but not all of it is good either

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not see 3D Clone Wars, Rebels, Bad Batch? Rogue One or the sequels?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >filonislop
      The bad batch is worse in this regard, literal highschool notebook deviant art OCs.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when they start adapting some real Star Wars kinos.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Endgame?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do pro-EU anons actually read all those books? Or are they just pretending to like it because they hate Disneywars

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've done the New Republic to the Legacy era. With a smattering of earlier stuff and some comics.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine unironically wasting your life reading thousands of pages of this fricking drivel. You could have read the entirety of Plato and Aristotle, which amount to the same page count. You could have studied a new skill by reading books with the same amount of pages. You could have become better and smarter as a result. You could acquire valuable and useful skills that make your life better, and the lives of those around you. Skills, which could benefit you. But you chose to waste your time reading thousands of pages of fricking Star Wars "literature." It's not even good prose. The stories are not even good. It's trash. Merchandise garbage. Not even good enough to read on a toilet.

          Unironically, unequivocally have a nice day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Plato and Aristotle are much more difficult reads. There is a time and place for genre fiction. Suck it tryhard.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This is shit fiction. It's merchandise bait for braindead fanboys who will consume anything with a Star Wars label on it. It has zero literary value. Embarrassing, really.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It has zero literary value
                Never claimed it did. I just like being in Star Wars sometimes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You are right then again...
            What the hell are you doing here wasting time, especially in Soiwars bait thread lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Unironically, unequivocally have a nice day.
            For not reading non-fiction exclusively? You should read some stoic philosophy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've heard bad stuffs about NJO, like 'Vongs suck ass. It's Warhammer level cringe 2edgy4you shit. Just read Zahn and be done with it'. And I've heard nothing but bad things about LoTF. How was your impression

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I really enjoyed Legacy. Personal favorite arc but apparently I'm moronic for not reading Heidegger all day so don't listen to me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The strength of the EU is that you can pick and choose whatever you feel like and just ignore the rest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Pick and choose whatever you feel like and just ignore the rest
          How the frick is that a strength when you can say the exact same thing about Disney Canon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because the disney canon is supposed to be an interconnecting product, while the EU is decentralised.
            Zayne Carrick, Darth Bane and Admiral Thrawn’s stories all have absolutely nothing to do with each other, while every NuWars story is supposed to be canon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Same applies to canon, EUnuch.

            Not him, but not really. All of nu canon sucks, especially when you remember how the OT heroes end up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Then EU suck ass too because all of the OT heroes' work turns out to be meaningless in the future. Sith still stands firm, Republic is gone and Empire is now somehow good guys, Jedi temple gets destroyed (again) and Jedi became more impotent than ever

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Empire is now somehow good guys
                Always were.
                >Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.
                Jedi have yet to refute this.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In the EU the heroes of the OT won a peace that lasted two hundred years before it fragmented, and even afterward the Sith were in the process of tearing themselves apart within a few years, and the faction following in the Empire’s footsteps were both nowhere near as bad as Palpatine’s Empire and had an uneasy peace with the republic’s successor.
                Compare to disneywars, where they’re such pathetic failures that they didn’t even win hope for any single generation

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Same applies to canon, EUnuch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I read all the Rogue Squadron books.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i only read the books that came out in the 90s. some were very good (thrawn trilogy, first 4 x-wing books, crespin's solo trilogy, shadows of the empire), some were mediocre (kevin j anderson's trilogy, truce at bakura, courtship of princess leia), and some were so bad i barely remember any details about them (black fleet trilogy, darksaber, the corellia trilogy, the solo/calrissian books written in the 80s).

        the x-wing comics were quite good and the dark empire comics were ok. pretty much any star wars video game that came out between 1993 and 2006 was also very good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too appealing to straight white men

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cade Skywalker high on death sticks being hounded by Mark Hamill's ghost to get sober and save the galaxy

      I doubt that from Disney.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Darth Krayt on there twice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Asajj Ventress riding the rancor

      KINO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Het on left side
      >Darth Krayt on the other
      Kino...

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1oVpp1GrLV9J

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the second half from?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Star Wars still sucks ass.
    Disney sucks ass

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like man-blow

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like Slop Wars is back. The Mandolorian is LCD trash that’s only considered good because of shoehorned ‘Memba berries.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I see pro Mandalorian threads pop up and fear this place has lost it's taste, then I see people shitting on it in the thread and my hope is restored.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they're going to ruin Thrawn even more as they bring the Nightsisters back
    Frick Filoni.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STAR WARS

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think would have been an ideal Mandalorian show? Personally, I just want to see Mongol Mandos on speeders riding on a steppe planet, interacting with Viking Mandos in the north, and seeing the politics within different clans. Maybe we'll get some of that last point in s3 but I'm almost sure it will be pushed out in favor of more shots of baby yoda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mandalorians already have a backstory. But I'd pay to see space mongols and space vikings fight off the ~~*banking clan*~~ or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Banking clan
        I always thought Plagueis being one of them was hilarious

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know they have a backstory. Hell, if they wanted to do segments of existing Mandalorian history, I'd totally be up for it. Taung, Crusaders, the different Mandalores, anything Revan related. It'd be awesome. My suggestion is just an aesthetic one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like Disney is missing out in bringing in different flavors of these subcultures, but I digress

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