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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucasfilm is reluctant to release theatrically because they know it needs to actually be good considering their besmirched reputation

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they make Sabine sexy I will forgive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you forgive them now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ehhh. Not particularly. I'll wait to see what she looks like in the show

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          High IQ post and very underrated. Rare to see restraint on Cinemaphile.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    -d

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't speak for everyone else but Star Wars is definitely dead for me.

    I loved the original trilogy and the sequel trilogy. But hate everything that Disney has done with Star Wars outside of Rogue One. And even Rogue One is just ok.

    And I'm by no means a Star Wars snob. My favorite was Phantom Menace, and I even liked Jar Jar. So yeah I'm by any means an elitist.

    But Disney Star Wars sucks. Even Mando sucked. I only got 3 episodes into Kenobi. I'm done. I haven't watched Andor. And I won't watch anything else from Star Wars.

    Dead brand imo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same for me.
      Obi wan was so bad and cringe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the McChicken.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same here but swap episode one for Mando season 1. Don’t like Mando 2 though. I don’t care about anything else, nothing they can offer interests me. I am not even interested in Andor even though people on the board say it’s good. I just don’t care. How deeply do they expect to milk pre-A New Hope timelines?
      >Have you ever wondered what the storm trooper that hit his head ordered for lunch that day? Or who the first female Chancellor of Dagoba was? Tune in to Gurgak: The First Jedi!

      Nah bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was a huge Star Wars fan.
      I’ve watched nothing of this bastardized israelite drivel since I saw TLJ in theatres with my family (I actually took my kids out of school for that one). That was the worst movie in the history of film.

      Star Wars is 100% dead to me and my family. They killed it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you should be thanking them for freeing your from your bug men indulgences

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me? I also really enjoyed the prequels and was pretty pumped to etch the sequel trilogy. Loved FA and rogue one. But after the Last Jedi and Solo I knew it was dead. Mando brought me back and teased my wiener but kenobi shot it right back down. Kenobi was the biggest pile of shit Disney has ever squatted out. They have officially decided to dick ride the OG trilogy reputation and the popularity of the actors to farm views. It’s been completely milked dry and they are about to cast it aside any day now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dead is not the word. They won't let the corpse rest. It's like a lover died and people keep digging her up. Playing with her bones. Sometimes you bring flowers. And find an old photo of you together that was in her coffin. You reminiscence. And then some troony pops its head out nearby. And Black folk start humping her thorax. And blobfish people are behind a tree counting money. Star Wars isn't dead. It's under an ancient spell and most can't see it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >-d

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They may as well just keep doing the black troony shit because it's too late for me to ever come back now. Doesn't matter what kind of content they create

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is gonna watch this. I'll be deader than Andor or Book of Boba. Ashoka does nothing in the PT, nothing in the OT, and nothing in the DT.
    She's a jailbait character from a shitty 3D cartoon series that most people have already forgotten.
    If this was Thrawn's first appearance on screen they'd get a few consoomers to tune in but Thrawn already got neutered on Rebels.
    Filoni and his shitty crew of writers aren't gonna make the smart choice; divorce this character from the Skywalker saga and have her do her own thing. They're gonna try to finagle her into the Skywalker Saga somehow and it's gonna result in a giant mess.
    You're never gonna please ASHOKA fans. Most of them are pedos who have zeroh interest in adult Ashoka. The few people who actually like her character are gonna be disappointed at the convoluted mess that her series going to end up being and they'll quickly tune out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Amen, Testify my brotha TESTIFY!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rebels was nuclear dogshit but Thrawn was perfect in it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. constantly getting bootyblasted by some fricking kids. really did thrawn right in that show

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thrawn was fine in initial lead up, but rebels' limited cast fricked him because he could do nothing but job when it came to the important parts.
        If it was operating on TCW's scale, he would have wiped out multiple cells before the ghost crew fought him, so losing once after a few setbacks wouldn't make him team rocket tier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hit the nail ont he head

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to suck. The 1:6 scale ahsoka figures will be kino though

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They have seriously got to stop naming their shows "Star Wars <<insert character name>>". Where's the creativity?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's just disney+ branding, what does it matter? the wikipedia pages for obi wan and andor series are just the character names, everyone just refers to them by those names

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody complains about Lucifer, McGyver, Becker, Dr. Who, House, and a million other shows who have a name for a Title.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    -d. Even normalgays are tired of the orange Mary Sue, it's over.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ashoka is a surly black women who's past her prime
    did anyone actually enjoy this portrayal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She was supposedly a "fan cast" but I'd never heard anyone say Rosario Dawson and Star Wars in the same breath since Ahsoka became a thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Rosario Dawson
        >43 years old
        well, there goes the coomer audience

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's younger than the character is meant to be. I'm just waiting for someone to edit her past nude scenes to make her Ahsoka in them. Maybe some assorted Ahsoka deepfakes.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please PLEASE show Ahsoka's giant orange slit.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She means Obi-wan and Anakin were close, good friends who definitely did not tag-team her tight red holes as a teenager.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking about stuff like this in your free time. What a homosexual you must be.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          idk what you're thinking about, I'm thinking about hot alien sex

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not following. Elaborate?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Alien fricking
              > :/
              Alien$ fricking
              > 🙂

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Jim, you've done it again

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly Anakin probably didn't, since I believe if he had it would have drastically altered the story. Obi-Wan probably hit it though.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too old. I'd rather watch cute young Ahsoka try to blend in with everyone else in the early years of the Empire.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ahsoka is my wife, I love her

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing they make will be good with woke shit happening sorry

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest franchise on Earth reduced to niche political direct-to-streaming shows
    ...

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let me know when they make a sequel to ""Episode IX""

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make your own things, everyone hates them
    >have to try to repurpose the few things from the EU that you completely banish to the shadow realm
    Why were they so dumb? They had like 150-200 books/video games/comics (most of which were actually good, sometimes fricking great) they could've simply adapted even in cartoon form without ever having to think for themselves. Instead they said "loldidn'thappen" and rolled out their own garbage

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This image is sending me into a few depression. Probably going to miss work. I'm sick of Disney+ and their ugly demoralization imagery campaigns. Why should they clog up aesthetics for a decade with their Weimar trash?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahsoka?
    >more like Ah Soak-a my balls in your mouth, biiiiitch

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