Star Wars is dead

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We have different definitions of death then. To me, death is when there are no threads.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shadow of its former self.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just dont like looking at brown people

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is getting very out of hand isn't it?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's been dead since the force awakens

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's been dead since Disney bought it in 2012

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    power of 1
    power of 2
    power of maneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      power of 1
      power of 2
      power of the chuuuuuuuuddddsss that ruined our show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A different kind of company
      A different kind of car

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The power of 1
      The power of 2
      The power of nobooooooody watching this shit show.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Physiognomy Israel.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We've been reduced to doomscrolling through a board, replying to threads of shows we don't watch from franchises we don't care about

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tyler?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars died to me when I saw Phantom Menace in the theaters decades ago. I'll just watch the original trilogy and everything after doesn't exist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll just watch the original trilogy and everything after doesn't exist
      It's the only thing to do really. Everything else is complete shit. It all feels like self insert fan fiction. I take solace in none of this crap even being on paper when the OG trilogy concluded.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll just watch the original trilogy and everything after doesn't exist
      It's the only thing to do really. Everything else is complete shit. It all feels like self insert fan fiction. I take solace in none of this crap even being on paper when the OG trilogy concluded.

      The prequels were still George Lucas telling Star Wars stories, but, I do draw the line between them and the sequels, which I don't abide with.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can ugly people quit making movies/tv shows?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There is maybe one good video game for Star Wars on its way, which is Star Wars: Outlaws. That ought to be my sendoff for this series, if anything else is worse.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh the star wars game starring yet another strong female character? it's slop swilling scum like you keeping this shit alive

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The one starring the jaw that could tank a death star shot?
      Nah
      >b-b-but oomers!
      If you haven’t learned to recognise red flags by now, there’s no hope for you. A studio where someone who deliberately uglifies the women calls the shots is not going to magically be free of malign influence elsewhere in development.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's been dead for at least a decade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I quit watching after The Last Jedi. I thought Kylo Ren was an interesting bad guy and the ending with Luke Skywalker being handed his light saber made me want more but TLJ ruined everything. Thank you Rian Johnson for making me see what a moron I was.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It died this moment.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If black people hurt you so much why didn't star wars die to you since empire

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Billy Dee Williams is a good actor.
        Lando is a cool character.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He’s fricking lame

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lando is an interesting character with a decent if not vital story/arc. The fact that BDW is black was incidental to the role, not essential to it. Harambe on the other hand is a maudlin performer, Finn's char is written by libtard drama majors who had no inkling of what his overall story should be about. They just wanted *black guy* in the reboot because Yidsney wants that ESG money more than they care about actually telling a good tale. I dont give a flying frick anymore but since you asked.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It died this moment.

          Exactly. Originally Finn was supposed to be played by Jesse Plemons and be a comic relief stormtrooper that gains his own individuality and characterization over time but was rewritten for the diversity quota. John Boyega is actually a decent actor and I liked him in They Cloned Tyrone but he was miscast and miswritten in order to have a black “star” which is why he had nothing of consequence to do in movies two and three of the sequel slop trilogy.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    But how

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A CIS LORD?!

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s been dead since the prequels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But seriously which is worse

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Both equally bad for different reasons

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is this b***h trying to drag filoni down with her?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By spreading out the blame to as many people as possible eventually nobody actually takes the blame for it and they can start making the next dogshit project using the exact same people.

      Black people have been doing this for the best part of a century.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long they will continue to raping Star Wars?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > Have you heard the story of darth chud the misogynist? I thought not. It's not a story the normies would tell you. It's a Sith legend.

    Since starwars sucks now we should do our own lore just to frick with disney and the twitters rats.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did he tell that witches die instantly when their hi tech rock cavern starts burning? it's like kryptonite to these powerful thread wielders.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What, the corpse is dead? again?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's been dead.
    Did you just get here?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no one fricking cares about starwars anymore and everyone knows it. sage

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars is Rogered.

    Mrs. & Mr. Potatohead there fully embody the word "gormless"-- fitting, since George was too much of a nice guy for his own good, for all the good that did the jobs in LucasArts and the rest of the Gaming Division counting on him to make the right caretaker transfer call with Disney.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how Disney is scraping the bottom of the barrel just because they don't want to pay royalties to the people who invented stuff for SW when Lucas owned the franchise. They ruined it by petty corporate greed.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A New Rope
    The Empire Strikes B-ACK!
    Return of the Tran-ie

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth pointing out how hideously short these peoples’ top lips are? Must be some kind of genetic condition.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is now functioning in the same way as any political institution.
    1. Steal money from investors (taxpayers) to make a terrible project.
    2. Terrible project costs a fortune and is a catastrophic failure.
    3. Blame as many people as possible for the failure.
    4. Face zero consequences.
    5. Repeat.

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