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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More to coonsoome

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nope

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    taika waititi is a great director/actor and im tired of anti-semites saying otherwise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a kiwi not a israelite
      they are basically double israelites so it cancels out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, he's kiwi but he's part israeli which is what Cinemaphile obsesses over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day shabbos cuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        u mad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean he can't ruin it any further.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dead franchise just gets buried deeper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the hole is so deep that sun can't be seen at this point. why do they keep digging???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're no longer digging. They're just piling mounds of dirt on top of the concreted grave.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why do they keep digging???
        To eventually reach China

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >covering one eye
    iykyk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      link to what it means?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >spoon feeding him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Waste of dubs on a fricking brainlet. How do you browse this board without knowing anything about symbolism of all seeing eye in hollyjew? I already knew this shit when I was a teenager, and this is before Cinemaphile.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally flashing his allegiance to Lucifer in this photo. It's like giving Star Wars to Palpatine and expect a legit movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep obvious mason sign

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When Disney bought Star Wars, all of a sudden the movies and promo material got filled with masonic symbols. That wasn't the case under George Lucas because he's not a freemason and his movies are basically the story of a guy who became a freemason and was redeemed. The Sith are the freemasons and that's why Disney destroyed all the original heroes. They despise Star Wars for exposing them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think you’re hilariously wrong. Star wars is 100% an allegory for Kabbalah. Maybe he just wasn’t going all out with one eye symbolism in promotional materials because he didnt feel the need to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You couldn't be more wrong. Freemasons will always inject their symbols in movies, especially for someone like Lucas who made huge hit movies. Star Wars is an antimasonic story. It's about rejecting Lucifer. That's why Disney bought it, so that they could subvert it. Biggest subversion is emasculating all the male heroes and replacing them by women.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Disney subverted it because it’s a positive white male hero the audience loved. No more no less. Nothing to do with Christianity.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: people jealous they don't have two girlfriends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No I have three

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lawl this shit is SO dead

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The resistance will be in a concentration camp, they'll escape with the help of a Sith trooper.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney
    >Kathleen Kennedy
    >Taika Waititi

    What a shitfest.
    Crash and burn.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've loved Taika since he was directing episode of the Flight of the Conchords HBO show.

    But a comedy guy for Star Wars? I think that's fricking awful. Did anybody like the QUIPS from the new trilogy? Because I thought everybody fricking hated it. We don't want more of that shit, we want less. Again, love Taika but a bad fit for Star Wars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this, he's a terrible fit. Any comedy director would be. That's not what Star Wars is about.

      Lucas' Star Wars still has plenty of humorous moments but they aren't crafted bits. Compare Qui-gon and Obi-wan's banter in PM or Leia's argument with Han at the beginning of ESB to Poe's "your mom" joke. Taika's got plenty of talent and I'm not putting it past him to make a good movie, but I'm very worried about the tone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you watched his Mandalorian episode, you know he's a catastrophe. The episode starts with a long very unfunny joke about stromtroopers torturing baby Yoda.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was him? Frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Taika also turned Ragnarok into a comedy movie
          In Marvel comics Ragnarok is the eternal cycle of death and rebirth for the Asgardians. During this cycle, Asgard is destroyed and a number of gods will die. and even though Thor watched all the Asgardians die he still laughed like a fool during the whole movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was funny when the beat baby yoda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every director chosen for Star Wars since Disney acquired it has been a bad fit. Irvin Kershner was famous for war films and fit perfectly.

      But Disney decided " We have Spielberg at home" JJ abrams was a good pick, and then followed his trash up with Rian Johnson, best known for directing an episode of Breaking Bad he didn't write and Looper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disney is a monolith. They will crush any soul out of any product in the name of corporate greed, even if that means hiring a terrible director and paying them pennies.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Waititi will sort out the racist Star Wars audience. It's time for a lesson in tolerance.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Taika Redditi

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it will have gay anal sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're joking but all the Disney movies in the past years have naked males, butts while the female characters are dykes who wear non skinny suits that cover every inch of their body.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a star wars fan

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no he hit the woke wall hard.
    Same shit is going to happen to Wellington paranormal which is the only good kino to come out of nz

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised when talking about Taika TV never brings up that he has a show where he plays the lead as a gay pirate and the cast includes mostly queer people. Has this board not been infected with /misc/ yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We just don't care, and that's goo that this shit ins't getting any publcity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And? The media praised that take lmao.

        He could've just said, I didn't do any research on Hitler because I am only a child's manifestation of Hitler that has barely anything to do with the historical figure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are terrified of research on Hitler, you know that could redpill a lot of people. In history class you aren't allowed to discuss why he went after the israelites. He was just a racist genocidal maniac, end of the story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s an acceptable take, it was a low budget comedy, not some type of realism fest. He probably didnt think it wouldve made the movie that much better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OMG DID HE REALLY SAY THAT HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE SO RANDOM AND FUNNY LMAO TAIKA TRULY IS A GENIUS XD

        EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probly cause no one ever heard of it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's okay for certain types of comedy but he'd be horrible for SW.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see him flood the movie with more Aussies and Kiwis. I'm liking this move to have space basically be Australia.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not like he can ruin it any further. I mean honestly he probably should have been given his own sequel rather than Rian Johnson, but eh. Who would you rather have anyway? Dave Filoni? Jon Favreau?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He can ruin it further and he will. The guy was in that shit Ryan Renolds movie

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >90s rock and jokes about dicks and buttholes in star wars
    i unironically encourage this. burn the franchise to the ground

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Disney so openly hostile towards their source material that people loved? They don’t even care enough to try to hide it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why are israelites so israeli?
        Inbreeding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they bought it to ruin it. I know it sounds insane but these people aren't doig it for money anymore, they literally order their firends at the FED to print free money for them. Hollywood is entirely used for massive propaganda to further the NWO agenda; just like it was in the soviet union and now in current China.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why doesn’t Disney respect their shit eating brain dead consoomers?
        I mean look at this board. You guys still watch this shit, constant Star Wars threads of people just complaining about how bad it is, yet still watching it. You guys eat disneys shit, I’m glad they openly disrespect and mock you and the rest of Star Wars shit eating consoomers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The last star wars thing I watched was the Last Jedi and hated it. TFA was bad but at least serviceable.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His real name is Taika Cohen by the wat

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be worse than JJ or Manchild, right?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Digits call how long it is until this one is also cancelled for “creative differences”

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's worse than anyone they've hired so far. His latest thing is a gay pirate show with multiple "non binary" they them characters. If you think Star Wars is woke now, just wait till it's in his hands.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These sorts of outwardly antagonistic narcissists with mediocre talent like this are always hiding something

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