Star Wars Remake

You know it's just a matter of time before it finally happens. How are they gonna change the script? Is there anything they could do to legitimately improve on it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It already happened.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would basically be The Force Awakens again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don`t remember anything from the third act of this film, at all. I only remember r2d2 has a big moment where he rememers something, but as far as Daisy Ridley is concerned, no clue what she did in the last act.
      all that to say is that Star Wars 1977 is celebrated for having one of the best climaxes of all-time. In a way Top Gun Maverick is a better remake of Star wars 1977 than the Force Awakens

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same script but starring idris elba and zendaya

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to seriously cast them-back then-and had to choose other actors, it'd be:
      >Burt Reynolds as Han
      >Cindy Williams
      >William Katt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thread about a future remake
        >Cast them back then
        moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
          Also I know no current actors because the real ones are either dead or dying.
          Facts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      from left to right: leslie jones, rupaul, and hunter schafer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >han
      miles teller
      >leia
      hunter schafer
      >luke
      micheal B jordan

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for the OT very little aside from making Leia not Luke's sister unfortunately there's gonna be a lot of feminist pushback against that
    for the prequels though, that's the interesting part

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luke should be an orphan girl.
    c3p0 comic relief helpless character should be a Nigerian human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So...The Force Awakens

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they don't need to remake them, putting them back into theaters with "NEW VISUAL EFFECTS DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS" is enough to get asses into seats, as evidenced by the multiple times it happened throughout history.
    not being able to do so successfully with the 3D prequels is why Lucas sold, because he was trying to replicate the shadows of the empire->special editions->new movies trajectory that the prequels took, but with CW2008 and PM3D.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have Luke duel Vader and kill him(he's not his fricking father frick those cringe retcons) and at the end since Leia's planet was destroyed they return to tatooine to start a new kingdom.

    Also, don't kill his uncle and aunt it's more meaningful if Luke puts his foot down and tells them he's leaving rather than "thank god they died now there's no choice but to leave"

    More importantly, no sequels and prequels and shit. Star wars should be a single movie

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there anything they could do to legitimately improve on it?
    Have scenes on Alderaan from the beginning with Leia's dad and people talking about the empire and how its affected them, Alderaans potential importance to the rebellion and place in the galaxy. When it blows up it should be a slow destruction of the planet like Jedha in Rogue One and we see people screaming as the planet and land explodes around them. Leia should be solemn and depressed the rest of the movie even after they win.
    Have Luke practice on a crashed but still functioning X wing or something on Tatooine so it makes sense why he's suddenly flying one expertly later.
    Give the stormtroopers more intimidating voices, guns and show them getting up after a while so their armor isn't useless.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make Leia physically attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And give her an outfit more like this, instead of just having her in a white sheet.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give Leia an actual character arc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any ideas?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Not every supporting character needs one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because she's boring

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why? she doesn't need one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      extreme reddit criticism. it’s something you’ve told has to be in a movie as if there’s some formula like a recipe that automatically makes shit good or bad

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My casting votes
    Jacob Tremblay- Luke
    Millie Bobby Brown- Leia
    Finn Wolfhard- Han Solo
    Patrick Stewart- Obi Wan Kenobi
    Michael B. Jordan- Voice of Darth Vader
    CGI Peter Cushing as Tarkin
    George Clooney- Uncle Owen
    Helen Mirren- Aunt Beru

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remake the film with the actors from the Kenobi Series. Ewan McGregor as Kenobi. Have Luke and Leia as kids played by the kids from Kenobi. Cast a new child actor to play Han Solo. This way the film is more relatable to the next generation. Establish that while kid Luke is being trained to be a Jedi by Obi Wan, kid Leia is being trained to be a Jedi by Ahsoka. Ahsoka and Obi Wan will both meet up on the Death Star and fight Darth Vader together. Obi Wan dies and Ahsoka escapes through a portal. Show that Leia is upset that Obi Wan died because she used to know him.They then both fight Vader and he reveals to both of them that he is their father. The Rebel Base should be on Earth not Yavin. Both Leia and Luke should fly X Wings at the end but only with Hans Help can all 3 destroy the Death Star.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that I think the people running Lucasfilm would actually remake it like this

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know Disney comes here and makes these threads themselves mere hours after ads with practically the same wording show up on your newsfeed.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there's still good in this planet destroying genocidal tyrant
    Why are they so moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      star wars is a modern fairy tale did you know, that means shit writing is allowed

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Skywalkers are a normal family. Lovers Anakin and Padme and their two little twins, Leia and Luke. But their life falls apart when Anakin begins to suspect his high school roommate Obi Wan Kenobi of trying to steal his wife Padme, so he conspires with his adopted father Palpatine to try and stop this. Kenobi and Anakin fight and Kenobi is forced to kill the deranged Anakin who accidentally kills his own wife Padme. As Anakin burns alive, Kenobi admits that it was ANAKIN who he was in love with all along. A heartbroken Kenobi raises the little Luke and Leia who go to school and make friends with the school bully Han Solo. But later their dad Anakin tries to come back into their life, now an evil lord named Darth Vader.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remakes should be illegal

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