Star Wars: The Acolyte

So far we have:
A physical manifestation of the force as a female.
> "You're the force?"
>"I am."
>"The force... is a woman?"
>"What did you expect?"

Multiple gay characters including retconing a major prequel character to be gay.

The jedi shown to be an outdated concept.

They hate you.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the Jedi are a metaphor for cisgender white oppressors
    I love how rightoids complaim about the show having very few white jedi and yet they say something stupd like this
    Oh wait I forgot rightoids don't watch movies/shows, they just spend the whole day in the internet b***hing about things that hurt their feelings

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom my fellow white

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      huh?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is a rip off of Hindustan ki Kasam (1999) and crouching tiger hidden dragon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Weak bait

      FPBP

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        are you proud, replying to yourself

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the Jedi are a metaphor for cisgender white oppressors
        I love how rightoids complaim about the show having very few white jedi and yet they say something stupd like this
        Oh wait I forgot rightoids don't watch movies/shows, they just spend the whole day in the internet b***hing about things that hurt their feelings

        Who asked you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Im not watching your show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You’re fun to be around

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pure projection, lol.
      there would be no movement to "DEI" star wars if there wasn't whiney people like you insisting that there was something wrong with the jedi in terms of race.
      and you're making a failed distinction, we just don't watch wokeslop and that's what really makes you salty is the ratings aren't there and the reviews from the audience on RT are terrible, like you're overdosing on copium just like the industry is, without respect, we reject.

      and here comes to cope on terrible reviews from the audience...
      Every review we don't like, is review bombing by n@zis: The child's guide to movie and tv industry cope.

      this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not watching your slop, troony. Dilate.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they're kinda right, the high republic yellow robes Jedi seems to represent neocolonialism in a frick up way even if that wasn't the intent (btw the fancy robes Jedi aren't even a Disney original, it was stolen from the kotor comics/Jedi consulars).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I love how rightoids complaim about the show having very few white jedi and yet they say something stupd like this
      >Oh wait I forgot rightoids don't watch movies/shows, they just spend the whole day in the internet b***hing about things that hurt their feelings

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh no!

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    la creatura

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"You're the force?"
    >"I am."
    >"The force... is a woman?"
    >"What did you expect?"

    Is this actual dialogue?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > The Force: "I give life, I protect, I create. What else would I be, but female?"
      > "So all the evil? Death, destruction, chaos?"
      > The Force: "Men."
      > "Ah. That makes sense."

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Completely ignoring the dark side of the force.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to talk about the universal dualism interpretation of the dark side vs the privation of balance interpretation of the dark side, but Disney is as likely to make a deep exploration of theology as I am to shove both of my legs up my ass to the knee.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you specify to the knee. are you implying that you shove your legs up your ass right below the knees? how agape is your butthole right now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      even if that were the dialog, it might be female, but it isn't a woman

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was the logical conclusion of "the force is female". I love it. The franchise has been dead for years, might as well make the most ridiculous pozzed slop imaginable so we can at least get some entertainment out of the rotting corpse.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you having a stroke? What the frick see you even writing about.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >including retconing a major prequel character to be gay.
    Frick you and your shitty b8. Just say who it is or fricking have a nice day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yoda has anal with Chewbacca’s grandfather in chapter 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If it's not Obi-Wan, there's no reason to care. He's about the only prequel character who even survives aside from Anakin.

      Like, are we supposed to give a shit if Qui-Gon Jinn or Jango Fett smoked a few poles? They're fricking dead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Obi-Wan is already canonically gay-ish, he was romantically involved with another male student as a teenager but it’s just a mention in the Master and Apprentice book.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Well, even if it is Obi-Wan, there's not much reason to care. His romantic relationships were never important to the plot, even in the prequels.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >just a mention in a book
          >canonically

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Acolyte PR team working in overdrive.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he wear the mask?
    if I took it off, would he die?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dear lord. It's already the lamest shit ever, imagine how this will come off in another 10 years. The commie women in charge of Star Wars are getting more and more loony, as the culture heals. They hate that it's healing. They want everyone else but them to be miserable.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >A physical manifestation of the force as a female

    Becoming one with the force might be a far different experience than I was imagining.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They can hate me all they want.
    I'm going to watch them lose everything while I laugh loudly and when they are on their final moments I'm gonna say one sentence and it's going to make them suffer
    Go woke, go broke.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cool I will continue to ignore Disney Wars then

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care enough about these c**ts to hate them.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do they like to lose money? Or they know they will lose money but they just want to piss off main audience (mainly white people)? Basically a sabotage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly am starting to wonder if some Disney higher ups actually are into financial domination, like they actually entertain themselves by bringing in these freaks, generating drama, and then getting off on people below them suffering while maintaining their wealth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's the definition of a humiliation ritual, yes. They're all doing it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Losing money is doesn't matter when BlackRock is financing your cultural revolution.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        need to target blackrock's investors with info about what they're investing in. they do spend the money of many people, collectively, that's what an investment firm is. it's not like they have no weaknesses.

        people just have to realize that their profits may come at the cost of their kid or the kid of someone they care about calling them a bigot and using the state to emancipate themselves so they can take blockers or hormones when all they really need is a crapload of counselling and a few offline friends. or being mugged in the street by a migrant. or their preteen daughter got pregnant due to a serial offending migrant doing a bit of "illegal size difference play"... but forget that, she can't have an abortion so this is really the ebul right wingers fault. it's all a joke.

        the crapolyte is peak globalism, woke cringe and all the other generic corporate slop, this crap deserves to be in dvd bargain bins at the 99 cent store or whatever, this crap is "we already have star wars at home, honey" and it's chewbacca's family at christmas...

        they call ai genned content ai slop, I propose calling all this stuff wokeslop, it's like, trough fed content for fat pigs who think it's fine dining, produced by smug aholes who hate the fans who went all in for 40 to 50 years or whatever, all these people need to be hit with the PR training stick and oldschool "stay out of politics" business practices, hard.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          in 50 years nobody will remember this streaming steaming garbage and everybody will still have copies of the original trilogy knocking around in attics. they've already lost and they don't even know it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the industry's behavior reeks of narcissism. these people and their corporations want to be front and center, loved, adored, accoladed and rewarded financially and with awards, as if they're automatically entitled to it.

          remember when people made stuff not knowing whether it was going to be a success and trying harder because of it?

          rather than this generic movie and tv production line as if it's a factory, all they've done is break something important about how things are done by slipstreaming activism and big monolithic corporation mindsets into one hellish system.

          great example, back to the future, that movie flew by the seat of its pants, it took years of effort on the part of the creators to even get a chance to shoot it, they had time to sharpen their skills and improve their idea and refine it, they didn't have any certainly or assurances that their movie would even happen, by contrast these kids have had the reigns of a huge franchise handed to them and they've come at it like complete naieve fools who think the system will just crush everybody who doesn't like it as a matter of "community management" or whatever.

          these people have made themselves into untouchable elites and if you dare dislike what they're doing you're the worst thing since hitler, give me a break, they need to grow up and people need some frickin perspective. they're not even an essential industry, it's just entertainment, we can choose to find them irrelevant and they can pound sand for all we should care.

          seriously, the problem with film and tv these days is the attitudes of the people making it is off-putting to audiences, clearl, and it tends to shine through in what they're making whether you're explicitly looking for it or not.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the other thing is people like kathleen kennedy need to get off of other people's soundstages and sets, frick her off, get her out, she needs to do her job managing lucasfilm or we need to ask which of her assistants are doing all her real office work for her, fire kathleen and put that assistant in her role.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              kathleen reeks of those tech industry girls who were posting tiktoks of their day at work being essentially a day at the spa. if she wasn't likely to go on an amber heard tier bullshit fest with lawyers and courts, I bet disney'd drop her yesterday. she seems the type. man what is it with these people who behave like home owner associations, running everything these days? they're such losers, do they even have any real friends anymore ?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the force was already female you dumb Black person

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many "Luke did i ever tell" we are going to get..

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly do you want me to do OP?
    I wasn't gonna watch this filth anyway.
    I haven't given Star Wars or Disney any of my money in a....very, very long time.
    I can't boycott them more than I already do.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We want a revolution. White people are targeted. Stop.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch racist shit like this. BLM has lead to nothing but contempt from me for blacks. I will not support anything that has nogs in it and will not support any nig projects.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dont matter what you do yteboi cause youll be extinct soon

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This seems warped enough that it could be another case of a showrunner using a existing franchise to get their own script/YA novel concept through the door

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So Cinemaphile is just gonna be buttmad over this show for the next 5-6 months huh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      6 more weeks of shitting on it until it ends and gets forgotten like Kenobi and Boba Fett

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be mildly amused for 5-6 days unless some funny webms drop. Like Andor, no one is actually going to watch it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And people still remember and even recommend Andor. I hope Disney eats shit soon.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    damn Im feeling genocided right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally everyone is making fun of white people for going extinct in their own counties, why are only white liberals the only ones pretending they aren't being genocided? is the 46% mutt not a real phenoma in america that liberals are decrying as a great thing?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >decrying as a great thing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          joe biden himself went on stage to tell americans that whites are less than 50% of the population now to thunderous applause

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Clip?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This is a "two more weeks" speech. You said that Biden claimed white people are a minority right now and everyone cheered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        joe biden himself went on stage to tell americans that whites are less than 50% of the population now to thunderous applause

        they would be proclaiming as a great thing..
        not decrying as a great thing, that is an oxymoron.
        learn how to use the language you are typing pedro

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if this is supposed to make me hate white people more then it's working

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ignores the Old Sith Empire were a human/Sith species militaristic slaving colonial state
    lol
    lmao

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they've tripled and quadrupled down.
    Probably trying to buckbreak the audience into complete compliance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It would work with a full-blown futa world. But they're too gay to go for that.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Millennial kino!

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone actually seen it though?
    I doubt any of this is in the show.
    There's not going to be lesbian jedis kissing eachother.
    Grievancetuber rightoid grifters make up bullshit at a rate of 100%, wait and see.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's always great to see leftoids sperg out about right wing youtubers, because the whole breadtuber scene fell apart.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, we had a few years of "Star Wars is kind of good again" with Andor, and those other whatever shows, so they had to go hard I guess.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    next episode is bringing in a troony so i wont be watching

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A troony who raped someone irl

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    and here comes to cope on terrible reviews from the audience...
    Every review we don't like, is review bombing by n@zis: The child's guide to movie and tv industry cope.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    more bait

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine still watching anything Star Wars related outside of the original six movies and the 5 minute Clone Wars miniseries

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >original six
      There are only three Star Wars films and they all involve the clone wars.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I laughed so hard at this scene.

    This guy is using these binoculars to watch the fight that is ten feet away from him

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They don't know this but they've created two different Star Wars franchises. This one falls into the ST shit franchise while Andor and the Jedi games still sit apart from this nonsense.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy. Still have no interest in watching it. Sorry Disney+

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Another $250 million dollar Disney+ production that will never make its money back.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the actual story is just bad storytelling. mistaken identity twin murder mystery.
    I really doubt it's a marxist anything.
    it's like when somebody in an art house is trying to fine meaning in a shitty piece of artwork, like a blue dot on a white background.

    bad storytelling and writing is all that is. there is nothing deeper to it. as for Star Wars vandalization, the franchise has already been vandalized and raped to death, at this point they're just pissing on the corpse thinking it will wake up.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: yet more accountability dodging for a franchise that is being run into the ground by those dodging accountability.
    nothing new under the sun. they'll never learn. because they've fundamentally understand who really owns franchises, the legalese and the immense amounts of money they gave to george lucas is irrelevant, he made out like a thief on that deal, he never really owned star wars once the fanbase started to number in any significant way, the fans own franchises, these people are really just meant to be curators, they don't own dick, not really, it's just a piece of paper and a social construct that fanbases do not care about and nor should they, that's disney's problem. disney got fricking scammed lol, the fans were never gonna accept wokewars.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The jedi shown to be an outdated concept.

    I mean the rest of it is trash; but George Lucas introduced that idea in ROTJ. Luke is able to defeat Palpatine because he goes his own way and refuses to give up on his father. The prequels are even more explicit in demonstrating that the Jedi were incapable of combating modern threats like the droid and clone armies and that they were blind to Palpatine's corruption rotting the republic from within at the highest levels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >underage Carrie with a tall boy
      She was too based for this world

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just not gonna watch it is all.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When you see a Millennial Writing thread and you feel like dumping on it, this is written entirely by millennials so please give us a break and have fun.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not 13. i don't care about star wars.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone STILL watching this franchise after Force Awakens is subhuman with zero IQ. There are no excuses.
    You. Are. Fricking. Dumb!

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Jedi are a metaphor for cisgender white oppressors who hoard power for themselves
    >...during the High Republic era full of queer women of color and trannies and shit who apparently die out before the prequels.

    Huh.

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