STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE character descriptions

https://comicbook.com/starwars/news/star-wars-acolyte-explained-characters-actors/

>MAE (Amandla Stenberg) – an individual that gets swept up into a sinister mystery, one that puts her into the centre of conflict in unexpected ways.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MASTER SOL (Lee Jung-Jae) – a wise, highly respected, powerful Jedi master, strong in the ways of the force, who is going through an emotional conflict.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No White men, no watch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >nine named characters
        >not a single one is a White man
        Yeah, diversity was such an obvious anti-White scheme in retrospect.

        [...]

        >Capitalizing White to own the woke

        As cringe as capitalizing Black. Frick all of you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >as cringe as capitalizing black
          >capitalizes black
          have a nice day, Black person. The White man marches on.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll capitalize Black person for you. Do you feel better now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So tell me American, how do you navigate outside with your eyes closed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MASTER INDARA (Carrie-Ann Moss) – a Jedi master of great physical and mental skill.

      >nine named characters
      >not a single one is a White man
      Yeah, diversity was such an obvious anti-White scheme in retrospect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MASTER INDARA (Carrie-Ann Moss) – a Jedi master of great physical and mental skill.

      >a wise, highly respected, powerful Jedi master
      >a Jedi master of great physical and mental skill
      I mean, if you have to say it...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was already in rogue one

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MASTER INDARA (Carrie-Ann Moss) – a Jedi master of great physical and mental skill.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wete there always ninjas in star wars

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Were*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carrie ann moss
      hmm, i might watch the episodes with her
      shes at least a good actress

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MOTHER ANISEYA (Jodie Turner-Smith) – the leader of a coven of Force Witches who value their independence along with the preservation of their beliefs and powers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Force Witches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >show created by and for women
      >witches
      Every fricking time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because witches are STRONG, and BEAUTIFUL, and WISE, and POWERFUL, and BRAVE, andFRICKYOUCISLORDRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was only ever ok with this in Raised by Wolves and I will never be ok with it again, it's so stupid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Force Witches
      They're called Nightsisters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feminist witches
      >we want the Dune audience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doodoo hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Force Witches

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YORD FANDAR (Charlie Barnett) – a Jedi knight and Jedi temple guardian who is an overachiever and a rule follower. His by-the-book nature can cloud his judgment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blackbros, they got another one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he linked up with killmonger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's like the zoomer perm but Black-exclusive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white men vanish
      >black guy has to take up the token frick up slot
      lel.
      At least when Plagueis shows up to corrupt the dindu order he might be allowed a heroic moment to buy everyone else time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Plagueis
        not happening dumbass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't respond to subhuman wojackposters.
          Delete the image and reply again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The entire show will be Ahsoka and Clone Stormtroopers by the end of season 3 due to a time wormhole in the force or some shit to appease the prequeltards and filoni fanboys

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > prequeltards
            Frick off, nerd.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sad but true, They will shoehorn Yoda or some other recognisable thing in it to put in the season 2 trailers

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yoda appearing for a scene or two would actually make sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        black women dont often admit it, but they fricking hate black dudes more that anything, of course when israelites and women now out of control, theyve given too much power to black women and so they will use all of that just to humiliated black dudes. Not that I feel bad, you homies were glad to sit back and collect gibs when all those race riots happened.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Hayden.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >JECKI LON (Dafne Keen) – a Jedi Padawan, the apprentice to Master Sol. She is young, but conducts herself with maturity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why cast Dafne in this shit role?
      Why make her look ugly and hide all her curves? It's like Disney plus is the leader in streaming, it's like they don't need to please the fans or something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why cast Dafne in this shit role?
        Leslie Headland literally said she watched Logan and wanted to cast her in something so she made a character for her. She did this with the guy from Squid Game too. Because frick caring about a good story, she just wanted a reason to cast actors in something she watched over lockdown.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why cast Dafne in this shit role?
        >Why make her look ugly and hide all her curves?
        To make you seethe, unironically. That's the only explanation to why the hottest actress in the show looks like a kid covered in bird shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahahahahaha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She is young, but conducts herself with maturity.
      literally what groomers say about 14 year old girls they’re trying to frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hire cute actress
      >make her ugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOO!!!

      THE WHOLE REASON I WAS GOING TO WATCH IT WAS FOR HER!!!

      FRICK YOU KATHLEEN KENNEDY!!! FRICK YOU!!!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SEXO

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >VERNESTRA RWOH (Rebecca Henderson) – an elder Jedi master who has ascended the ranks of the Jedi from a teenage prodigy to a leader in the Jedi order.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >116-year-old near-human played by a 40-something
      why

      [...]

      lining up to rail you in the ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So that they can have Barriss Offee show up as the antagonist in the Ep.10 movie without her being an old hag.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh favorite children's cartoon (that I watched when I was thirty-two) character will surely appear in future movies
          delusional

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Considering the most recent live action SW show was entirely made up of characters from Clone Wars and Rebels, and the third season of The Mandalorian had Mando getting upstaged by Bo Katan, also a Clone Wars character, I'd say it's pretty obvious that Dave Filoni's animated waifus are going to continue being pushed heavily in the near future.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rebecca Henderson
      aka Lego Headland's wife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shed kinda look like ben shapiro wtf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep, that's the face of a woman who can work for weinstein and never worry about getting raped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RWOH sounds like something a Muslim says after Muhammad

      [...]
      [...]
      >Capitalizing White to own the woke

      As cringe as capitalizing Black. Frick all of you.

      Kind of agreed you aren't wrong we do it because every other race or group on Earth got capitalized except for ours and we got mad. I don't care if you don't capitalize anything. Sometimes its just my mood that day if I capitalize races.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MASTER KELNACCA (Joonas Suotamo) – a Jedi Wookie who lives a solitary life.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me, not watching this woke trash and sticking to the superior OT movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate libs as much as I hate conservatives, but man do these morons even understand what their shirt implies?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Democrats are traitors, Russians are not necessarily traitors

        The entire show will be Ahsoka and Clone Stormtroopers by the end of season 3 due to a time wormhole in the force or some shit to appease the prequeltards and filoni fanboys

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >QIMIR (Manny Jacinto) – a former smuggler who now makes his living as a trader. He procures unusual things and enjoys a life of leisure.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone so fricking ugly?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MASTER TOBIN (Dean Charles Chapman) – a powerful warrior shrouded in secrecy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shrouded in secrecy
      either this guy is 100% gay or has no penis / a horrible abomination of a fleshtube

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >powerful warrior
      hahahahaha yea right. is that a male to female troony?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obvious troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he's a natal male. He was Tommen in Game of Thrones and Blake in 1917. He's actually quite a good actor, I'm sad he's wasting his talent on a show like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch it for him, he's hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MASTER TOBIN
      Of all the things to have a problem with, of all these characters, the thing to break my wall of apathy is that this guy is obviously too young to be a Jedi master. It's like one of those animes where children are doing everything and the only people over 30 are 90 year old wise mentor characters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > this guy is obviously too young to be a Jedi master

        Did that ruin the realism of your Star Wars show about wizards who fight with laser swords -- and fly?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >berg

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A series about a group of 'diverse' girlboss geniuses, and the dumb, flawed men they must teach and correct along the way. Filled with cheap, shitty CGI, and cringe monologues filled with cringe platitudes.

    Hollywood c**ts really can't write anything else can they? It's the same unwatchable, hamfisted, money-losing cringe shit over and over and over and over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why a company would invest time and money on something that isn't going to get much of a return and have little to no legacy. It boggles my mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Especially since streaming isn't profitable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESG
        Smith-Mindy
        Federal bailouts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What gets me is this show is their only major show of their High Republic era, which they were trying to push as a major multimedia new phase of the franchise.
        And then all they made for it was some books and comics and their big live action show sounds and looks like trash.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has a great rack, full nude is on google btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn you werent jokin, those are some juicy breasts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pic?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amandla
    >la
    Just give your kid a normal name instead of modifying an existing name with random added letters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means "power" in Zulu. Now tell us which Latin, Greek or Hebe name you bear in a moronic, arbitrarily modified anglo form

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Now tell us which Latin, Greek or Hebe name you bear in a moronic, arbitrarily modified anglo form
        Samuel.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >/ˈsæmjuəl/
          >not /ʃəmuːˈʔeːl/
          degenerate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's some gayass black power thing, has nothing to do with Amanda.

      It means "power" in Zulu. Now tell us which Latin, Greek or Hebe name you bear in a moronic, arbitrarily modified anglo form

      >names used for thousands of years
      >vs random afrocentric black power nonsense, just like black muslim names
      seethe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only a sub-60 IQ moron would name their child John instead of the proper Ioannes.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is glup shitto making an appearance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure this will appeal to the massive female Star Wars fanbase

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about Babu Frik

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Babu Frik? More like Babu FRICKS.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show should be a slam dunk but I'm sure it will be a mess.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you say “flop”?
    >*farts loudly

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this thread AI botting, or is the thread made by some shitskin in Asia getting paid 2 cents per post?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LYL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm ecstatic i quit caring about star wars 20 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't even match "Jenny Hawkins" with a female profile pic lmao

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anons are ecstatic over the thrilling new Star Wars trailer! Get ready for an epic adventure!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The audience that actually gave a shit about Star Wars.
    1. white men
    2. non-white men
    3. white women
    4. non-white women
    5. homosexuals
    6. feminists
    7. dikes

    >The audience ~~*Disney*~~ and Lucasfilm target with Star Wars.
    1. feminists
    2. white women
    3. non-white women
    4. lesbians
    5. non-white men
    6. homosexuals
    7. white men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know most white men arent "billions must die" schizophrenics who enter a catatonic state sucking their thumb when they see a woman or minority on screen, right? starwars still has a huge white male fan base

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think it's a virtue to continue to consume slop made by people who hate you for the color of your skin, White boy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >leave the trillionaires alone…

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >starwars still has a huge white male fan base

        May I see it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that dropped off big time, baby yeed is all we care about now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But apparently most non straight white men are this attached to their identity, given how important it is to cater to them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >histrionic overreaction
        Yep, troon hands typed this post.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t WAIT to never watch this god awful garbage show
    Kind regards,
    Everyone

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is this coming out? If it's before the election I want to see what they're programming the masses with
    even if they lose money it's ok because it was laundered

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person. Not watching. Simple as.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before i read them i'm going to guess, somebody tell me how many I get right:
    Uninspired garbage
    Uninspired garbage
    Uninspired garbage
    Uninspired garbage
    Uninspired garbage
    Uninspired garbage

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the black chick is going to kill like 3 Jedi masters (one a council member) and somehow the rest of the order won't know about the Sith return until TPM?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah every time they think they defeat the sith they declare total victory, they were begging to be wiped out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the mary sue Jedi gets killed off, the one got knighted as a fricking kid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this worse than the 2000s Star Wars EU BDSM era?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The high republic Jedi looks like something straight out of the kotor comics. The Jedi cast look like they'll be willing to kill and commit crimes out some insane idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Black person qween bringing the Space Nazi Empire to power.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >made the Jedi woke, aka they worship blacks
        >have a black person kill them
        >black girl is a nazi like in call of duty
        >"we need to give money for dem programs"

        holy kek.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anons are ecstatic about the new Star Wars trailer!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amandla
    *snicker*

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like "the blackolyte"

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they want girls to like Star Wars so goddamn much? Look how decent and successful Barbie was, they should go play with their own toys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do they want girls to like Star Wars so goddamn much?
      Because they think they can change the nature of women. They're doing more harm than good, though, because when girls think they can do what the boys do, they find out they can't during recess, or in gym class, when they play against the boys.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go see what zuckuss is up to lately
    >he and bossk are running around with interracial lesbian bounty hunters
    welp

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how's that like/dislike ratio lookin' like nowadays on thet railer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      176k likes to 486k dislikes.
      More interesting fact was the bots they were using to leave positive comments malfunctioning and spazzing out, so fair to say a lot of those likes are botted as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my mother was researching AWM39V in the Amazon before she died
        what did she mean by that?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, everyone is great! Imagine a show where all characters are powerful, noble, amazing people!

    Not a white evil man on sight, only wonderful people!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of redlettermedia asking people to describe qui gon

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not care. Buy an ad yidsney shill

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Showrunner
    >Leslye Headland worked for Harvey Weinstein for 5 years, including as his personal assistant.

    How did she get away with being the Maxwell to Weinstein's Epstein?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like The Negress.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, nothing to see here guys. Time to go back to watching anime.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women never liked star wars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They actually did. Star Wars used to be for EVERYONE. But then came KK with her salty c**t wanting to own SW fans because... BECAUSE! Now not even my dog likes Star Wars.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They're going to get representation with the cameo of a fan favorite character from the best selling novels that nobody read.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his work continues.

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