>start watching. >"oh this seems like it's gonna be so shit"

>start watching
>"oh this seems like it's gonna be so shit"
I was so wrong. So fucking wrong. I genuinely cried at the ending - sure there were a few rough edges with the dialogue but as it progressed it got exponentially better imo. Goes to show how a great idea can surpass any budget or superficial visual quality. Shame they made a sequel, they should've left it at this.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'll enjoy Coherence if you like low budget kinos

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seriously. how did they fuck up the sequel so badly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn’t. The first was equally terrible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes we get it you're mr contrarian who hates everything

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thisbis actually the only thing that i hate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's Thisbis? Why do you hate it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's my pet name for you're mums pussy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t have to project onto me pal. I don’t hate the movie. Just pointing out that it sucks. Don’t act too surprised that a shitty movie has a shitty sequel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            great movie has a shitty sequel
            ftfy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah the movie is shit. You just think it’s good because it’s relatively unknown and has some clever writing. You’re not that smart, and neither is the film.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no i think it's good because it's good. you don't control what i think of things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True, it’s clear you hardly think at all. A one room pseudo-intellectual dialouge fest is what you consider a great film. 12 angry men did it a million times better 70 years ago.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr durr look at me using big words i googled
                so sad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When did this become an argument about thinking he's smart? Never said that, he just likes the movie retard :/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The movie is entirely dialouge. Are you really going to pretend it’s not a movie where the viewer has to listen and think, therefore one would assume someone who enjoys the movie (enough to post about it on a message board) would consider themselves good at thinking? Also known as SMART?
                The “hurrrrr but never said that” argument is retarded as fuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i like the movie therefore according to you i'm smart. seethe. cope. dilate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man just shut the fuck up already

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I’m good. seethe, you know I’m right

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the biggest stretch known to man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                second to your mothers pussy lips

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the movie. What else should it have been?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >relatively unknown
                Pfft

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s literally a straight to dvd movie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and that makes it unknown? even my mom has seen it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well your mother has seen my dick but it remains relatively unknown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's a good low budget sci fi in your opinion then? Feel like watching another movie tbh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cube

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enjoying things and not being terminally online to know a thing is popular in a chinese racist board is not "reddlt"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoying things is most definitely reddit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great film. I wish they made more interesting, single-room dialogue-driven films like this. Just a cool concept stretched out to the length of a movie. Kind of like 12 angry men. Good stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      check out My Dinner With Andre

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WAIT YOU'RE MY FATHER?
    >*fucking dies*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU HAD A BEAARDDD
      >You used to tug on it to see if it was real

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Man from Earth is the ultimate pleb detector.
    It's for people who feel "smart" after watching it without realising how fucking atrocious it is.
    It's like a bad cheesy B movie from the 90s. The only redeeming factor is the intriguing backstory, literally every other film element is utter dogshit (yes, even the script)

    From the mexican telenovela like acting, generic stock soundtrack, no character development, no actual dialogue just a long exposition Q&A throughout, constant boring back to back camerawork, no use of the one room, non existent lighting, a side love story pulled out of the ass, most cliche character traits, literally everything. I had to look up twice that it actually was from 2007, not early 90s.
    This shit shouldn't even be a movie, it should be a book or a play. Or given to some other director because Richard Schenkman doesn't even know what a director is.
    Just look at any other movie in his profile, everything is a meme (pic related)

    And don't tell me they had no budget, 200 000$ is not small budget for this kind of movie. There are far superior movies with half the budget of that.
    This movie has no artistic value whatsoever. It is just an excuse to make money from the story.
    You will never see a renowned director admire this movie because there is nothing to admire except the concept.

    Just try to compare this movie to let's say 12 Angry Men, both set in one room. The difference is almost laughable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's for people who feel "smart" after watching it

      literally nobody felt smart or pretentious after watching it. its mindless fun with an interesting concept.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you that people did. Do you seriously think not a single redditor watched this shit and didn’t go post online about how Jesus just ripped off the Buddha? Or how Jesus was le wholesome communist and all of the fathers of the church just ruined his message?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          feel free to link said posts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but this was literally the 4th google review

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's not reddit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pure intellectual pleasure

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You use Reddit? Fucking hypocrite.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but this was literally the 4th google review

              ok those are cringe.
              but with some distance we can separate the average fanbase of the time and the content itself, I hope.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was an extremely comfy watch. I love that kind of rough, fuzzy sound quality from those kind of dated, b-grade sci fi movies.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a well acted good script, but for a theatrical play, not a movie.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man j-just shut the fuck up already

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoying this kino
    >Turns into Jesus shit

    Very few films have I seen that took a nosedive into shit so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name your 3 favorite movies and there will be "jesus shit" there without you knowing, reddltor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >without you knowing

        This literally had Jesus front and center

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        r/atheism user spotter

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently read through the scrip actually. Pretty neat in written form. They left out a few little lines of dialogue here and there it seems. Also, I could have sworn he said the guy who did they cave paintings was named Garar but in the script it says Giraud.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit sucks. Interesting premise but it goes fucking nowhere, shitty acting and the ending is just a mess of events in a trenchcoat disguising themselves as a proper ending

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