Started watching Art the Clown stuff. This movie is terrible.

Started watching Art the Clown stuff. This movie is terrible.

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't say. That shit is like the "install gentoo" of Cinemaphile troll unless it's paid shills.

    At least watch the 1st with a watch-along from YMS to at least have 'friends'.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >has parasocial relationship with an actual zoophile fag
      >thinks he can have opinions on movies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're stupid, better have a dog fucker and his friends laugh at this shit with you than take this trash seriously.

        also their ROP watch-along was kino because they had a lotr dork to laugh at that trash at the same time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's right and you are a pathetic, sad, lonely rotten soul. But it's ok with me, you can entertain your own depressive ruminations as long as your useless life makes everybody around you miserable. You are a cautionary tale, and not a pretty one.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what is pathetic in here, is to take this absolute trash seriously, and not a "movie" to only be watched as a total joke.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Poor bastard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting filtered by gentoo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather use ubuntu. Debian was usually better, but then the founder killed himself.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a mime

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you were played for a fool, you took Cinemaphile's suggestions seriously and now you've paid the price. Never listen to Cinemaphile.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I said earlier this week that Terrifier 2 was so good, I couldn't wait for Cinemaphile to pretend it sucks. And here we are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this a meta troll? that movie is a joke. the only value it has is to laugh at it (but probably only with friends because alone is a waste of time).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      by the power of daddys sword

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was Art her father that went crazy? Probably why he only tortured and maimed Sienna and Jonathan but it didn't seem like he tried to kill them. Even after he thought he killed Sienna he only started to chew at Jonathan's foot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Was Art her father that went crazy?
          don't think so he was the guy who designed her Halloween costume.

          the whole arch angel michael vs satan thing and him chewing on chuds feet is the whole letting small ideas chew you up will take you over symbolism centered around chud being a victim of nazi psycho brainwashing etc

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What was up with the dad having drawings of Art and newspaper clippings of his murders in his sketchbook with other characters he made?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              why would he make the sword as well?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He knew he needed a way to be defeated.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know its a bit of a reach. i guess it makes sense in a weird circular logic way,, but i don't think that was the intention. i think they were just going for magic sword daddys protection etc

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Was Art her father that went crazy? Probably why he only tortured and maimed Sienna and Jonathan but it didn't seem like he tried to kill them. Even after he thought he killed Sienna he only started to chew at Jonathan's foot.

            why did her dad design a sexy halloween costume for her?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >her dad went insane and became Art because he couldn't fuck his hottie little girl
              It all finally makes sense.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Was Art her father that went crazy?
          good idea. i am not going to rewatch it so i couldn't tell you if there's any clues. it's a good theory. he seems to follow her and theres some dream connection too. so its possible. but i havent seen any hard connection.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was waiting for them to say that the fathers name was Arthur or something, but they never said what his name was. There are other possible connections too: the clowns name is Art, and their late father made art in his sketchbook. Father had violent thoughts which are found in his sketchbook, and Art is obviously a violent person. Biggest connection obviously is that their father said all of this was going to happen in his sketchbook.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the Damien Leone kino for me? its got to be Frankenstein vs The Mummy

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The director is here seething at everyone who doesn't love this piece of shit. It's hilarious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a scared redditor using "i-it's shit" as a coping mechanism.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like you retards don't quite understand what a B movie is. It isn't supposed to be a masterpiece of cinema. It is an exaggerated, over the top gore fest. Nothing more. I enjoyed all of them but I am also intelligent enough to understand what I'm watching. I didn't go in expecting a Steven Spielberg quality flick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So it's supposed to be bad? Like She Hulk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No..B movies aren't intentionally bad. They are typically very low budget with sub par acting. They are fun movies and often over the top. She Hulk is just garbage. There's a difference between a B movie that can only do so much Vs. a huge Disney/Marvel show with all the funding in the world sucking ass.

        Here are a few examples of good "B movies".
        >Terrifier
        >Hobo With a Shotgun
        >Circle
        >Cube
        >Killer Klowns From Outer Space
        >2001 Maniacs
        >Rubber

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The ending where she her arms and legs and tits sawn off and has pig cunt branded on her was so fucking hot.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do horror trannies so vociferously defend this shit movie and it's redditor director?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Poor man’s Jester

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watching Art the Clown stuff
    What there's more than the 2 films?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All Hallows Eve is the first one. But it's most likely not canon with Terrfier.

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