he is going to be recast as the shredded Mr. Fantastic from multiverse of dogshit... make use of the whole buffalo and whatnot, why not? Just continue with his story.
The initial photos from the scene show a severed penis threaded between the treads of the giant snowmobile. I think they cropped or edited it out in subsequent stories.
gone
In shreds you say
So, um, we think we should discuss the penis situation.
I miss bonusposting.
mulched
You'll be happy to know that from now on, she will be known as Julia Renner
intact and 100% operational
How much is jeremy paying you to post this?
>American
>intact
It's fine, he's regrowing his limbs as we speak, or type in this scenario.
It's now stingray shaped but still operational
If we can recreate the penis, then why not make it better? Harder, stronger, bigger. More powerful, more imaginative.
We can rebuild it, we have the technology
will it be circumcised
Why would anyone buy and operate a snowplow called a wiener-ripper? It's in the name!
he is going to be recast as the shredded Mr. Fantastic from multiverse of dogshit... make use of the whole buffalo and whatnot, why not? Just continue with his story.
shaft intact
tip is in the woodlines
i thought a Black person died but hawkeye too? zonk
Plowed
>haha guys what if we pretended his penis fell off lmao, that would be really epic and funny XD
2023, the year Cinemaphile turned into a kindergarten.
shut the frick up it’s funny. grow a sense of humor you stupid gay dick.
>t. post-op troony
his sister sucked it to make sure it’s in working order
The clickbait clown world economy is a beautiful thing.
Why do people think he lost his penis? It run over and crushed his legs, not the rest of him.
The initial photos from the scene show a severed penis threaded between the treads of the giant snowmobile. I think they cropped or edited it out in subsequent stories.
you had to be some sort of eagle eye to spot it, but it was cold out and clearly a white penis and testicles stretched around the treads.
It's just a shitty forced meme.
bepis regrettis
Penis status: Bullied
since the accident he has piston a bag
Would you guys trade your penis for immense fame and money? I'm thinking about it since my sex drive is basically dead anyway
no, i don't want to be known as an even bigger freak
Slowly inching its way across the frozen tundra like the last scene in The Iron Giant
I really need this with the "I have a vegana now!" caption
dixxed
Discombobulated
Detached