My dom hasn't let me jerk off to any woman other than Lena Dunhum for months.
It's probably just Stockholm syndrome but I've conditioned myself to associate her image with feelings of sexual pleasure for so long that just the sight of her looking fat and ugly in some unflattering pic gets me instantly rock hard.
Lena Dunham doesn't have the fricking brain power to think her way out of a paper bag. She's a fricking moron. I know who she is, I've talked to her. She's a j...She's a dumb b***h, I'm sorry, okay? And if she ever fricks with me, if she ever puts me into some sort of self defense situation- if she puts me in a self defense situation m'kay, and I have to legally defend myself, I'm not gonna initiate violence against her...But, if she comes at me, in an alleyway, tries to y'know take, tries to do anything...I'm gonna frick her up so badly I will put her in the fricking ground in a fricking box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time okay? She'll be gettin, it won't be a quick self defense situation. I'll be nailing her, I'll be punching her in the back, I'll be punching her in the back of the neck, I'll be boxing her eyes in, I'll break both her orbital bones. I'm gonna, I'm gonna destroy Lena Dunham, PHYSICALLY, so badly that the people who come to clean her up, they're gonna be puking when they see what I did to her. Alright? I want them to know how I feel about her, so I'm gonna frick her up so bad that she makes them puke when they see her bruised, mangled body. IF she ever did anything to me to warrant that, legally. Now I would never, ever, initiate violence against her...but that's what would happen.
Sam was someone that I never found funny until the past couple of months. I wonder what changed. He needs to keep israeliteing people on Gum Road, I'm rooting for him.
He lies a lot but what you need to remember is when he jokes it often IS true. He did talk to lena and you can search the archive about that. Also, watch the first 3 eps of Girls. You will have no trouble recognizing Sam
Honestly I don’t even think her body was that bad in the first seasons of Girls, and she did start to lose weight a couple of years after that and looked alright, I don’t know why she would throw that away to double down on being an ugly fatass
It's a cycle of depression and anxiety with these people. They feel insecure and comfort with eating and being lazy which just makes them fatter so they eat more. This is the crux of "body positive". It's just insecure women in denial.
She looks like my ex wife lol.
She used to be skinny then I cheated on her because she's barren at 22 and her sister isn't. Dumped her, never talked to her sister. It's been 3 years and I saw her and she looks like that now.
I don't get the idea of positivity. Are you supposed to pretend that disgusting things do not exist period? Like, if someone comes out on the beach with a giant cancer lump hanging from their butthole my role is to clap and go "ya go guuurl slay that ass cancer!"???
Just gross
Gross and I like big b***hes
same, I love fat chicks but she's fricking ugly, and her personality is repugnant too.
My dom hasn't let me jerk off to any woman other than Lena Dunhum for months.
It's probably just Stockholm syndrome but I've conditioned myself to associate her image with feelings of sexual pleasure for so long that just the sight of her looking fat and ugly in some unflattering pic gets me instantly rock hard.
get some help
I will pray for you.
Lena Dunham doesn't have the fricking brain power to think her way out of a paper bag. She's a fricking moron. I know who she is, I've talked to her. She's a j...She's a dumb b***h, I'm sorry, okay? And if she ever fricks with me, if she ever puts me into some sort of self defense situation- if she puts me in a self defense situation m'kay, and I have to legally defend myself, I'm not gonna initiate violence against her...But, if she comes at me, in an alleyway, tries to y'know take, tries to do anything...I'm gonna frick her up so badly I will put her in the fricking ground in a fricking box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time okay? She'll be gettin, it won't be a quick self defense situation. I'll be nailing her, I'll be punching her in the back, I'll be punching her in the back of the neck, I'll be boxing her eyes in, I'll break both her orbital bones. I'm gonna, I'm gonna destroy Lena Dunham, PHYSICALLY, so badly that the people who come to clean her up, they're gonna be puking when they see what I did to her. Alright? I want them to know how I feel about her, so I'm gonna frick her up so bad that she makes them puke when they see her bruised, mangled body. IF she ever did anything to me to warrant that, legally. Now I would never, ever, initiate violence against her...but that's what would happen.
Sam was someone that I never found funny until the past couple of months. I wonder what changed. He needs to keep israeliteing people on Gum Road, I'm rooting for him.
The maestro!!!
what anime character is this? I can tell his power level is off the charts.
Vincent Law from Ergo Proxy
He lies a lot but what you need to remember is when he jokes it often IS true. He did talk to lena and you can search the archive about that. Also, watch the first 3 eps of Girls. You will have no trouble recognizing Sam
DAMN, this b***h looks like a slice of ham left out on the counter for 2 days
Go on a diet ya fat b***h
Kekekeke
this homie ROTUND
Literally the first though I had
Nah, that's Jerry Nadler.
What a fricking mess of meat and bones.
There's fat people and then there's this thing.
Lena Dunham is embracing her bikini body JUST
The quotes around "just stunning" is perfect lmao
Imagine the smell.
Disgusting
Does she have a tattoo that says starch?
What's with all the discoloration? It's like her flesh is starting to rot off her body.
It's alright everyone,
Thanks to modern technology i have fixed this issue
COOM
I would
Lmao someone needs to spam this
he's already spamming his shitty ML tool on multiple boards
why the frick does it look like Chris-chan with makeup
it really gets her nose consistently right
There was a brief period where she lost a lot of weight and started to look kinda hot.
Honestly I don’t even think her body was that bad in the first seasons of Girls, and she did start to lose weight a couple of years after that and looked alright, I don’t know why she would throw that away to double down on being an ugly fatass
10/10 in burgerland
Didn't she try to finger her sister or something?
im glad taytay doesn't hang out with her anymore
She's a massive feminist and roasty
That's awful.
Not even memeing my instincts are telling me to take her behind the barn and shoot her in the head like some kind of diseased cattle
every day we stray further from god's light
remember when this fat misandrist represented Hillary Clinton and spoke at the DNC?
>slated to throw her weight
pottery
Why are we being gaslight into thinking this is beautiful? When do morons on the left eventually say enough is enough?
this dude looks like amber heards personality
>Western women in a nutshell.
This b***h has more money than everyone on this board put together, she shouldn't look like she works at a tollbooth and is hitting 55 next month
>Lena Dunham shows off her toned abs and it's everything
>WE HAVE HAD RECORD GRAIN YIELDS AGAIN, COMRADES!
>THE BREAD LINES WILL MOVE FASTER ANY DAY NOW!
Woah, she's actually getting fatter?
>Woah, she's actually getting fatter?
It's a cycle of depression and anxiety with these people. They feel insecure and comfort with eating and being lazy which just makes them fatter so they eat more. This is the crux of "body positive". It's just insecure women in denial.
If you ignore what she looks like, sounds like and acts like she is actually kind beautiful.
veiled threat to Sam, someone let him know he has to defend himself his life is clearly in danger
She looks like my ex wife lol.
She used to be skinny then I cheated on her because she's barren at 22 and her sister isn't. Dumped her, never talked to her sister. It's been 3 years and I saw her and she looks like that now.
I don't get the idea of positivity. Are you supposed to pretend that disgusting things do not exist period? Like, if someone comes out on the beach with a giant cancer lump hanging from their butthole my role is to clap and go "ya go guuurl slay that ass cancer!"???
yes, she is stunningly obese.
It fascinates me how she's always been fat and ugly yet she continuously gets fatter and uglier with each passing year
Is it really just an indefinite spiral, is she going to go My 600 Lb Life territory?
>Body positivity
Just a bunch of lazy fat girls patting each other on the back.
Jesus and I thought she was ugly when she was thinner. Now it's just toll booth working unmarried 65 year old tier.
>pulling up her bottom piece to try and hide her stomach over hang
Rofl yeah she ain't that proud of looking like a ham plant.