Stephen Fry

Actual talent or just a nonce?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand British TV. Some unknown person appears in a show that runs for like 14 episodes and becomes a multimillionaire household name.

    His biggest role is Blackadder and he wasn't even a main character. How did he do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of british actors start from theater then crossover to media then return to theater

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He and Laurie also had their own show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie that is very good. There's also the series Jeeves and Wooster, again with Laurie,, which is fantastic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie in Jeeves and Wooster remains the best casting I have seen in 50 years of watching kino

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spittin facts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jeeves is implied to be a bit older in the books, but it doesn't really matter, and they both do a great job.
          >Aunt calling to aunt like mastodon calling to mastodon
          >I'm sure the sports committee will find a way, sir… Given time…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main guy like that for me is Richard E Grant. What the frick is he a thing for? A feature film exist that's literally his biography, of all people

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's like a tamer version of Philip Seymour Hoffman, in the sense that he'll show up all over the place in domestic UK films and mostly not be THE lead but a big kino enhancer nonetheless. Also, he was one of the leads of one of the biggest UK cult comedy movies ever made.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love Jack & Sarah with Richard e Grant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          PONCE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fri and Laurie was great. I watched all the seasons year before last and it all held up to time.
      Or maybe not, but I think so

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His biggest role is Blackadder
      troll harder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >becomes a multimillionaire
      You only get on bong tv if you've been to eton and are thus already a millionaire. There are scant exceptions to this rule

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eton is the secondary school where future politicians and minor royals go, you're thinking of Cambridge which is a university.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they all go to eton, then the BBC is simply an extension of Cambridge drama club and the entire British parliament & political establishment is merely an extension of the Oxford debating society.

          It all explains why Britain is doing so staggeringly well as a country.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m at Oxford though from a working class single parent family. Do I have a chance to be PM? What should my policies be lads

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Free school dinners for everyone

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Make Britain British again.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              state mandated girlfriends for the needy
              also no audio on phones on public transport.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How did you get in? How are you paying for it? How do your rich classmates treat you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How did you get in?
                Did my BA at another uni (poorly ranked one at that). Got accepted at Oxford for Masters based on my written work and interview. Studying English Literature.
                >How are you paying for it?
                Using the money saved up from the last 3 years of Student Loans and part time work. Plus working now
                >how do your posh classmates treat you?
                Just like normal. They’re a bit weird at first but I got used to it. Biggest difference is they’re frivolous with money, I’m not so much

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got my BA in one that ranks 5th highest in UK for that department and am due to go to KCL this September. UCL said 'nah' to me. Did even consider Cambridge or Oxford cause only got a solid 2:1 but not a high 67%+ one. Maybe I should have went for Cambridge as they only specify 2:1 where Oxford puts a percent on it. Still, central London - be a massive shock to me in a way a city like Cambridge would not be. How many nice privileges/goodies do you get access to in Oxford on account of being a student? Or are a lot of the perks of this sort of parallel society available only to those from the old boy's network?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You a posho or a normie?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm exactly like the Oxfordanon - lower income single parent household. I can give off the opposite perception cause I was raised in a bit of south-east England that's given me a neutral/RP accent and I'm well spoken, people have interrupted me mid-talking to state that I come across as highly educated, etc., so I don't really come across as some sympathetic salt of the earth type (like a Geordie). A comedian called Simon Evans leaned a bit into this - he's a state-school educated guy, working class roots, etc. but he has *that* accent, so some people are immediately hostile to him or think he doesn't need to do anything for a living cause he's from a richgay landed family or something. At any rate, I'm also rooting for Oxfordanon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm exactly like the Oxfordanon - lower income single parent household. I can give off the opposite perception cause I was raised in a bit of south-east England that's given me a neutral/RP accent and I'm well spoken, people have interrupted me mid-talking to state that I come across as highly educated, etc., so I don't really come across as some sympathetic salt of the earth type (like a Geordie). A comedian called Simon Evans leaned a bit into this - he's a state-school educated guy, working class roots, etc. but he has *that* accent, so some people are immediately hostile to him or think he doesn't need to do anything for a living cause he's from a richgay landed family or something. At any rate, I'm also rooting for Oxfordanon.

                >only to those from the old boy's network
                You can buy your way in, old mucker of mine did after cracking eight figures per anum as a solicitor, was a mere common northern twat prior to buying his titles and all that.

                How much does working class ascension depend on stuff like good looks and charisma/gravitas? Boris, Rishi, Cameron, etc. are negative in either charisma and/or looks. Then you have some who fricking dripped with masculine gravitas like Richard Burton and his background couldn't be anymore broken and poorhomosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >good looks and charisma/gravitas
                All will count against you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All will count against you
                What, like you'll be fricked with by the envious?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, i mean non of these people are good looking, charisma and gravitas are strictly optional. It's not like pick up artist shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Outside politics, arts, media, nobody gives a frick. If you can make someone money, they won't give a frick if your mums a smackhead in Hull. Best bets are finance or law
                But those three deqend on unpaid internships and all kinds of tricks to make sure the right kids get the entry level jobs. I did a bit of audit work at a theatre once, and frick me everyone there earned nothing but dad owned part of Shropshire

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only to those from the old boy's network
                You can buy your way in, old mucker of mine did after cracking eight figures per anum as a solicitor, was a mere common northern twat prior to buying his titles and all that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Masters at Oxford
                ngmi

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They’re a bit weird
                Weird how?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good for you bro.
                Where in the UK are you from? And what did your parents do?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                mum worked multiple jobs and Luton
                >inb4 called Mohammed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >inb4 called Muhammed
                well are you???

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah just that's often the joke about Luton on here

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not a joke, I've been there

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Studying English Literature.
                NGMI, no chance as PM lad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Boris Johnson literally has his degree in English lit from Oxford. Doesn't even have a masters, he's an undergrad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he did Classics

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same shit. Point is he's a jumped up "journalist" with a 2:1 BA, he was literally prime minister and he's no more qualified than this guy who's going for his masters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and the Brady bunch got rid of him in a tasty little inter party coup.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >Oxford for Masters
                Yeah that doesn't count for being PM m9, undergrad at Oxford after a £40k/anum public school or nowt innit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                undergrad is more prestigious

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Johnson had charisma though. Shame he turned out to be a fricking moron when in power.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Johnson had charisma
                lol, lmao even

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Relative to Brown, Cameron, May, and his successors? Yes. In that environment and all things considered, he was bubbling with life and eccentricity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oxford for Masters
                Yeah that doesn't count for being PM m9, undergrad at Oxford after a £40k/anum public school or nowt innit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Masters

                Lol stop reading

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but what’s wrong with a masters

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's possible though very unlikely. Liz Truss, Theresa May and Margaret Thatcher didn't go to a posh boarding school but that's cos they're girls and they're not allowed, in the last 50 years we've only had 3 male PMs that weren't toffs packed off to Political Hogwarts- Gordon Brown, John Major and James Callaghan. And of those 3, only John Major was actually elected, Brown and Callaghan both got the jobs from the previous PM quitting and lost the next general election.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Legaliza el pete seguro

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I’m at Oxford though from a working class single parent family. Do I have a chance to be PM?

              Literally Margaret Thatcher, so yes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, the US is heading down the same intellectually inbred hole with Yale and Cambridge where all the powers recruit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't they forced Affirmative Action on all Universities since Asians and Whites were overrepresented?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a trust fund homosexual like everyone else in british telly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you think the BBC kicked Chris Eccleston out of Doctor Who after he saved the show from death?
        he was working class and northern

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This probably would have precluded him from being considered one of 'them', but he got booted because he wouldn't keep his mouth shut about things he thought were morally/professionally wrong. I don't agree with his politics, but he seems like someone who had convictions/principles. I don't think he compromised them at all so he left.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he was working class and northern
          But they replaced him with a Scot?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tennant is the son of the moderator of the Church of Scotland, so he was well connected before getting big roles

            This probably would have precluded him from being considered one of 'them', but he got booted because he wouldn't keep his mouth shut about things he thought were morally/professionally wrong. I don't agree with his politics, but he seems like someone who had convictions/principles. I don't think he compromised them at all so he left.

            it had something to do with some of the other actors feeling up staff members, John Barrowman being a complete fricking wanker, staff being mistreated by producers, and BBC executives fraudulently stealing credit for shit they didn't do
            basically a bunch of shit that would have gotten at least half a dozen people permanently cancelled because there was a lot of illegal things going on

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >basically a bunch of shit that would have gotten at least half a dozen people permanently cancelled because there was a lot of illegal things going on
              Russell T. Davies fits the same mould as Stephen Fry.

              Queer as Folk is not-so-subtly his gay fantasy about a rich sociopath knobbing a 15-year-old boy. Of course you can write about horrible characters without endorsing them, but the series glamourises it. Lord knows how it hasn't been "re-evaluated" yet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, Davies is a homosexual and a nonce, but he's a talented writer so he's been let off Lord knows how many times

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We aren't ready for the whole 'homosexuals are fricking underage boys' convo. For years that was the goto argument by bigots, mainly because its true. We shall maintain a polite fiction around this matter, lest the horses because unsettled.
                God knows if milfs were cruising around trying to frick 14 year old boys, they would succeed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Boy arse is absolutely scrumptious, you utterly doltish bigot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been friends with several gays and it's the same story every time
                they got involved with older men when they were in high school

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are heterosexual nonces and female nonces.

                Maybe we should just make "fricking underage boys" a crime, anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very much more common for gays though. Rife, you might say. It's an accepted part of gay culture, let's not pretend otherwise.
                We all knew that one girl at school who was fricking older dudes at 15. It happens, but as a society we have all kinds of taboos and customs and laws to stop it, because we're agreed its a Bad Thing
                With gays there is none of that safeguarding. 15 year old boys are much hornier, and the older men know they will 100% be keeping it a secret, and its much easier to hide, because it doesn't ring the alarm bells like a younger girl with an older man would.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Female teacher at my school was fricking underage pupils, when it all came out it was the classic case of "phwoar, wish that was me!"

                Even if there's a direct correlation, so what? Men are more violent than women. How do we "address" it? Or can we just keep the law at something like "physical assault carries a sentence of..." and then consider cases of assault when they actually happen?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if there's a direct correlation
                There is, and there is a code of silence about it, because we don't want to upset the straights. Nothing can be dealt with until its faced, and squealing about bigotry every time someone points out the truth about underage boys gets us nowhere

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The truth is most people don't really care that much what happens to boys, especially young gay boys.
                People wont say it out loud, but they have more or less accepted that it's part of "their culture".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They would some how call you 'homophobic' if you bought it up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can tell just looking at eccleston filmography is that his career is that way because he's not a trust fund gay
          it can happen though, I know James McAvoy was working class, he became a huge star.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Some unknown person
      this is wrong, HOWEVER most britbong tv """personalities""" are from a massive, j**-tier inside club
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_Footlights_members

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Douglas Adams
        >Salman Rushdie
        You learn something new every day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        most of this is down to the bbc used to hire almost exclusively oxbridge grads. who hired people they knew to appear on tv. take beyond the fringe, monty python.

        it really started to change with alt comedy in the 80s, when manchester uni brought in a whole bunch of comedians who helped each other out, ie rik mayall, ben elton etc.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The two camps interacting with each other is really the epitome of british comedy. The Bambi episode of The Young Ones is maybe the best example of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's a good old boys club that's 99% white. But you won't hear a peep from the BBC or anyone about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't "his biggest role" host of QI?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Potter audiobooks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but JFs don't know what that is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unknown person
      >His biggest role is Blackadder
      just stop, you've no idea what you're talking about

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has a tv host personality which they need, plus he is smart seemingly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism. Literally half of the people in the BBC comedy scene were in the same comedy club at Cambridge.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Extremely based. Aristocratic traditions is why British humor is the best.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          David Mitchell, Coleman, Webb, Laurie, Fry, Ayoade, and more aren't aristocratcs or even fully English by ancestry. It's simply a very tight connected friends circle rather than some aristocratic boy's club where they're descended from peers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All decent actors/comedians, but how many of them are actually writers?

            I always took it as a given that Mitchell and Webb wrote That Mitchell and Webb Look, for example. Webb appeared on Richard Herring's podcast and he'd occasionally mention some sketch or another, how they didn't write that one.

            Where did Peter Baynham go?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              one of my favourite things about m&w was thinking, what if (other guy than you would expect) wrote this one. like one about the war you would think wouldnt it be funny if rob wrote that one. or if david wrote one about smoking weed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genuinely wonder what David Mitchell is like in real life. He's obviously hamming it up, playing a character, whatever, so I get the impression he's actually the chiller of the duo.

                From interviews and his book, Robert Webb actually comes off as a huge arsehole. Really pretentious and neurotic, the kind of bloke you wouldn't want to disagree with because it's more hassle than it's worth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brit here, comedy in the UK is very nepotistic. Basically all UK comedians from Fry's time came out of Oxbridge and many of those came out of Footlights which is a Masonic comedy club for highly educated comedians. Many of the Pythons were in Footlights too. In there 80's it got so bad that an entire breakaway comedy scene started to be literally the opposite of the way these snob comedians presented themselves.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_Footlights_members
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_comedy

      This is why comedy before the 80's in the UK was very articulate, very droll and very based on carefully crafted jokes but then suddenly UK comedy was about being as edgy as possible. They did an entire episode of the Young Ones about Alternative Comedy vs Mainstream comedy and Fry was even in it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where does Rowan Atkinson and Black Adder fall into?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rowan Atkinson is technically an alternative comedian even though he went to Oxbridge, he's more of a wildcard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blackadder was a daring synthesis with footlights types along with alternate comedy with Rik and Ade.
          But alternate comedy wasn't a reaction to footlights. Footlights types went straight into tv and theate work rather than the comedy love scene because lol rich. Alternate comedy was a reaction in stand up to old school club comics like Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't a reaction to Footlights, it was a reaction to comedy being kind of stuck up and snobby.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah man, it was a reaction to working man clubs mother in law jokes and my mate chalky who's black hahaha

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_Footlights_members
        that's unexpected

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's steve coogan

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how about you post the pic of him with sweaty ass twink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I post that pic my thread gets deleted. I've started like 5 Stephen Fry threads with that pic and it's always gone in under two hours regardless of what I write in the text

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read the kids face in this picture as.. "Oh frick, did I actually marry an old man, I hope my mates at school don't see this picture".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i always read it as "YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULDN'T BE ANYONE TAKING PICTURES"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the sex, absolutely vile

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'd be into frotting and thighing like the gay 19th century poets were, rather than bum fun

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          most gays don't
          have anal sex according to Fry

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I told my gay friend this and he said it was total bullshit and gays are ass-fricking 90% of the time, and he has sex with like 2 different guys a week.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have a hard time believing you have friends

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I knew a gay guy who would have sex with a different guy every two days.
              He's dead now, turned out it was bad meth.
              Kek.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I told my gay friend this and he said it was total bullshit and gays are ass-fricking 90% of the time, and he has sex with like 2 different guys a week.

            ?t=275

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He just said most anal sex is happening between straights, which is probably true due to there being way more straights than gays

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is true and also degenerate, but it doesn't make sodomy excusable

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He just said most anal sex is happening between straights, which is probably true due to there being way more straights than gays

              >When did you first have homosexuality intercourse?
              >I've never had it
              >In your life?
              >never, most gays don't
              Our little Ugandan friend has caught the pervert homosexual in a clear and bold on-camera lie. To contemplate that Stephen Fry has never fricked a mans ass before, kek.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU'RE LYIN TO ME STAYVUN

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'd think if that were true he'd marry a fellow intellectual around his age, not a hot young twink he has nothing in common with

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                gays still want arm candy it seems.
                I'd bet he doesn't even frick or have a relationship with this lad. He just offers to pay for school or something in return for going to shit with him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but does stephen fry seem like the kind of person to want a designer handbag?
                I always pegged him as the asexual type that probably engages in human sacrifice

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I always pegged him
                Yeah I'm sure you'd love that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If there was every a homosexual I believe that said he doesn't engage in buttsex it would be Fry. He just seems more trust worthy than the other gays.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I believe that Yukio Mishima never did sodomy, even though he had strange relationships with young men
              Mishima's wife insisted that he was not gay, and that's entirely believable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mishima was almost certainly not gay, just fascinated by the male form and willing to consider the possibility that he was homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mishima romanticised everything to do with samurai and masculinity, and I'm willing to bet he was just curious about why the samurai would have strange relationships with young men

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got buttfricked within an hour of opening a grindr account.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a friend who's bi and aside from Fry he is the only person I've heard of that said "I like guys but buttholes are gross"

            I think the fact that there was a "bottom menu" advert for pride month is proof it's pretty rare though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I typically support gay rights, etc, but this picture always makes me want to burn the world down. It's just so vile in every aspect, especially the face he's making. I can't even really quantify my rage and disgust.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol, they are two consenting adults
          it's no different from johnny deep or harvey weinstein dating girls 1/3 their age

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd love to kick Stephen Fry in his ancient cancer-ridden testes. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his groin, send that heaving bipolar flesh golem of a homosexual pederast staggering backwards through the air.

          As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own claret and anti-depressants pill-laced vomit, his scrotum a mangled mess of blood and pulp barely attached to the rest of his groin, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, squashing his balls like overripe, rotting plums and finally ending his pathetic lineage (not that he ever would have successfully passed on his genes, but let's be on the safe side)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This attitude is just the straight guy version of roasties getting butthurt over Leonardo Dicaprio only fricking women in their early 20s. And this lad is like 34 years old by the way. If you really support gay rights then you must admit that what Stephen Fry is doing here is actually based.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no reddit, nobody is jealous of you fricking men. what kind of moronic thought process is that? at least with the incel cope the women are jealous of their competition, no straight man wants to frick stephen fry and is mad they have to compete with some other man. also nobody supports gay rights

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Truly a match made in heaven

        I love how you can just tell he's the one drilling into that poor boys anus every night. At least he probably has his own credit card with a huge budget on it. Probably just stays at home and shops and plays video games all day waiting for daddy to get home so he can drill him

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fry has stated on TV once that he doesn't do anal sex

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Is he gay?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He made a documentary where he spoke to different people about homosexuality, don't remember the exact context, but he was talking to an african pastor or priest or something who criticized homosexuals for having buttsex, and Fry stated that a lot of gays don't, including himself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does he just like a suconalarjerry instead?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine all the stuff you can do with two dicks, four hands and two mouths

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine
                no thanks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                frotting?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frotting is honestly the best. It takes all the 'politics' out of the bed, and no one has to spend time on the toilet afterwards.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a lot of gays don't
                Wait so am I gay? I don’t ever want to have a dick in my ass or put mine in one but I wouldn’t mind trying once giving head to a hung (black) guy but again the thought of sex with a guy is a major turn off

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love how he's still considered a fricking sweetheart to people even though we all know he porks that poor kids butthole everynight

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy on the left played the cripple in the Inbetweeners

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the 30yo twink I've been telling you about

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does elliot spencer have at breakfast every morning
        a fry up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          does he get the eggs from a
          step hen

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol good one mate. nice one.
            lol. that solid i mean i think it could polish but its solid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know those Gandy and Tom Hiddleston edits? Should have versions where the husband is edited to look even younger and doe-like and Fry gets even more fat, red, and haggard. Maybe give his right hand long claw like nails from lack of hygene

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one?

      Truly a match made in heaven

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet Jesus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a sweaty ass twink, it's his wife

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actual talent or just a nonce?
    Are the two mutually exclusive?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him hosting QI, that's about it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually a decent author.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a pedo that got away with murder, no wonder why this board likes him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His maternal grandparents, Martin and Rosa Neumann,[13] were Hungarian israelites who emigrated from Šurany (now in Slovakia) to the UK in 1927. '
      yep, checks out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's spooky how him and Myriam Margolyes have the same creepy aura around them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Them and all other israelites.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeeves and Wooster was decent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it’s decent Brit background kino

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He isn't funny without a script, unlike literally every other person in Blackadder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He invented adult comedy, show some respect

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "No"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That title belongs to Peter Cook.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay british atheist
    Who cares

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and a israelite

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably based on his own induction into bri'ish schooling.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like his narration for Hitchhiker's Guide

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's a pedo hom-ack!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good writer, funny guy and decent actor. I like him a lot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good writer
      I've read his trilogy of books about the mythology of ancient Greece. They were succinct and humorous

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he writes pop shit for midwits

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is so disgusting, an obscene, twisted person with every obvious straightforward sign of malignance, but there is something about English people, they can't - physically can't see past their affection for this kind of tele-man, public figure. Nothing changed with Jimmy Saville because every English person is just like 'yeah, well I guess we did know but... who are we to say, eh, let him have his thing'. Absolute moral/spiritual English flaccidness

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're the people of Oscar Wilde, are you really so surprised?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    talented nonce
    he sold his soul for success and will pay the price eventually

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    high IQ nonce
    Baal's favorite minion

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the tribe

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all homosexuals are pedophiles, nonces as the brits say
    therefore, all homosexuals deserve the rope

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actual talent
    You should see him work a bussy, poetry in motion tbh

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He stuck up for Saville

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked this overlooked show. Fry was great in it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      was he or was he just his 'fiddle-twiddle, indubitably,' self and you love that because you're the dumb person who's idea of a smart person that is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not about dumb or smart. It's just an entertaining show.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        An example of what a stupid person thinks a smart person is like.

        i too saw that /misc/ screencap my fellow intellectual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wibbly/10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The acting and writing is garbage, but I like it

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Masterpiece.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its a livin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scrumptious boy arse

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek i didn't realise it was ass pics he sent? fricking hell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn impressive, he must have been a good man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The greatest man who ever lived

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always been a Rowan Atkinson Man myself

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's hilarious that he decided to give Vile Bodies a happy ending. Evelyn Waugh got so fed up with the characters as he was writing them he decided to just send them into the fricking Somme but Fry decided they were actually all fine and saved them.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, this thread makes me wish Hitler won
    or that Putin actually sinks the UK under a radioactive tsunami

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres no way it wouldnt have come out already if he was, its been too long since yewtree and metoo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >theres no way it wouldnt have come out already if he was
      Just like there was no way Jimmy could've raped kids and fricked corpses for 30 years without anyone noticing. You'll note outside of him, who was dead at the time, the only other people yewtree got where either also dead or has beens at the time.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The uber pseud lord

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An example of what a stupid person thinks a smart person is like.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is that?
    >it's a copy of the quran - it says I can beat your ass, and I can rape the women and children of the unbelievers. The quran also says that all gays should be executed. But it's beautiful poetry made me keep it.

    what did the Frygay mean?

  33. 11 months ago
    Perfidious Albion

    He has talent for sure, and the noncery is debatable
    Mods and jannies though, they have no talents, and they are nonces without question.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has talent, he can do some stuff very well (hosting, voiceover work, being a general non-acting lead man) but he's one of those guys who thinks he can do everything. I got his book about the Greek myths for Christmas once and that was totally unreadable.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talent
    >brit-tish
    Choose 1

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did a hilarious documentary when he found out his parents/ ancestors were holocaust victims. he says he now doesn’t think it’s okay to persecute all religious people, just christians. not even joking

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    his twink is over 18

    he was brilliant in this and some bong sketch show, he is very well spoken and a rarity nowadays, use of the english language we don't see anymore except in theater, which apparently is still a big thing in bongland

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His sketch show Fry and Laurie was good
    Otherwise …meh

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's spent his entire career being the other guy in a room of funnier comedians.
    Sometimes he pretends to be clever, and people believe it because he has a posh voice.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Contemplate the amount of sex crimes this man has committed against children.
    Boggles the mind.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is for Doctorate holders only. No Plebeians allowed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it all terminally unemployed or just doctorate holders only?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laurie is pretty clearly the talent of the two and Fry just lives off his perceived poshness without the actual posh.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are brits the absolute worst at detecting pedophiles? they only
    seem to get outed once they are 100 fricking years old

    I swear you see some old homosexual in a feathered cap and pink spandex constantly putting kids on his lap and the typical british response is "OH WOT AN ECCENTRIC CRAZY LAD HE IS"

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paedophilia is now when an adult man has sex with another, younger adult man

    something something Brass Eye.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there such a thing as a talented nonce?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Stephen Fry did that stage play and some critique basically said you cannot act you just play yourself and he got all upset and disappeared to France for a few weeks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he got all upset and disappeared to France
      basically what happened to Oscar Wilde

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    scrumptious

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talent
    No
    >Nonce
    Boarder line

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCRUMPTIOUS
    C
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    SCRUMPTIOUS

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss golden age QI so fricking much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      'Acropolis were the Parthenon is' is God-tier when it comes to stuff that will always make you laugh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Too many wieners spoil the broth
      what did he mean by this?

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's anti SJW and anti political correctness so I quite like him, so long as the 16 year old kid he is buggering consents then there is no issue with it. He looks like he enjoys getting rammed up the butt rather than giving it anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are him and Ricky Gervais the only "edgy" comedians who didn't cuck out?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guys from Monty Python weren't really edgy but they also didn't cuck out. Also weirdly Rowan Atkinson. Maybe there is something about the older generation British comedians who really don't care about political correctness.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is 100% a nonce

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evey British celebrity looks inbred and is probably a pedo.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    - israelite
    - Gay
    - Panel shows

    but

    +++++++ Jeeves and Wooster

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in the UK hates this creepy, "cue card intelligent" twat.
    He used to be funny, now he's a pain in the arse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment someone gets referred to as a National Treasure, I mark them down in my book of nonces.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"cue card intelligent"
      How's that podcast by the QI researchers?

      QI is a fun idea for a panel show but I was always in it for the daft trivia more than comedians turning it into Whose Line Is It Anyway.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he’s gay
    Why are you a homophobe? How does two men being together affect you?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I'm from the norf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So that's what people mean when they say dicky on Cinemaphile

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