Steve = Karl >>> Ricky

Steve = Karl >>> Ricky

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Karl, although a bit of an ignorant dimit, is still a nice guy at heart who really didn’t deserve the constant abuse he got from Ricky. I really wish Karl just went mental one day and said “ive enough of this” and knocked Ricky flat on his arse.

    It is funny how Karl always directs his anger at Steve though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to the shows where he deleted a message with a voice acting job for Steve. Or when he was saying Steve's being a DJ wasn't that impressive because he did it before, clearly jealous. Karl can be a prick in ways the other two wouldn't even think of.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The worst is the story about Ricky's mate Robin, Karl was such a dick to him for no other reason than he talks too much

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tbf I'd just go home if I turned up and that prick Robin was there when I've already made it quite clear I think that he's an insufferable little gremlin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The worst is the story about Ricky's mate Robin, Karl was such a dick to him for no other reason than he talks too much

        Karl can definitely get defensive and mean-spirited sometimes, usually towards Steve but probably to others too. But Ricky and Steve really have some objectionable character traits

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Steve and Ricky are both equally pretentious, it's just that Ricky's manchild shenanigans kind of disguise it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Steve and Ricky are both equally pretentious, it's just that Ricky's manchild shenanigans kind of disguise it.

          Don't forget they are all English and therefore self loathing misanthropes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I can't listen to that voice acting message episode since Karl's being such a dick in it. The one where Ricky won't let Karl play MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSSS... bar bar bar pisses me off too, I usually skip through it.
        The Karl vs Steve bits are the worst parts for me too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The Karl vs Steve bits are the worst parts for me too.
          Are you having a go?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Now I think about it it's probably Ricky that's the worst part of the their arguments.

            Slipknot

            First one with all three right is the winner.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Slipknot

              Posters using the name Gerald Smethurst will be given priority when selecting our winner.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So I can win a copy of Children of the Corn on VHS? Forget it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                LADDER 69!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With inflation how much is that (graciously given) 50p worth these days?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10,000 roubles

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    his interview with norm is the best ever

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a despicable leftist.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karl >>>> Steve >>>>>> [POWER GAP] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ricky

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Paul "The Party Animal" Parker

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Eyes bulging with imagined riches

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karl > Lanky co writer > ricky

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Steve = Karl
    Frick off, Steve.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best parts are the karl vs steve insults and fights

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone spoke to Ricky the way he spoke to Karl he'd throw a giant tantrum.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the end it was Chad merchant that got the hottest gf by far

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know what suzanne looks like

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I listened to XFM in spite of Gervais. Unfunny manbaby.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im calling in about your butt plugs

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    steve=thing in men in black 2

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    99% of the time Ricky comes off as the brainlet

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Steve should get more credit for telling Ricky to shut the frick up whenever Ricky is talking all over Karl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't get people who viciously hate one of the 3 and wish they weren't on it (usually either Steve or Rick obviously).
      Without Steve, Ricky would shut Karl down at the start of his stories and we wouldn't get a ton of good content
      Without Ricky, Steve would probably let Karl wind on for too long and we wouldn't get all of Karl's daft justifications and half-baked 'proof' to Ricky like the Fortean Times
      And without Karl, well about 98% of the show disappears.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much would you take if someone had left their card in the cash machine?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cashier at the supermarket gave me 20 dollars extra change and I gave it back. I'd probably take zero. Although Steve did say it was a large bank balance...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Although Steve did say it was a large bank balance...
        He probably meant 200 or 300 pounds, Steve is a cheap stingy blighter. I would not take anything, regardless of the balance, unless I was in dire straights myself. Steve was not poor so there is no defending it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well if it was a foreign Chinese student they probably had heaps of cash. Nothing wrong with taking 20 quid from invasive foreign Chinese students

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't have a problem with someone helping himself to £30 off a loaded foreign student, but Steve gets livid over not having 50p returned from a mate. Total hypocrite.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There was a bunch of unreleased audio uploaded and I can't find it any more. So many videos have the similar titles but this was legit audio from XFM days that seems to have been cut from the copies I have of the show. If anyone has the video please post it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what you're after https://youtu.be/bFjaJLSmUV8

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finger looks like a dick beside his head

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agree completely. Merchant's got some legendary lines throughout their work.
    Ricky did say a lot of funny things before his objective switched to just annoying Karl. This also made Karl go downhill to an extent because he was never able to get one word in without Ricky pretending not to understand what Karl was talking about even though it was pretty obvious to everyone listening.
    Their dynamic peaked late S1 and early S2 before Karl's holiday. That was when everything went downhill but at least Karl's quizzes kept it afloat.
    For me, it's S1E23, when Karl is just telling stories freely and the other two are laughing along and chipping in with funny jokes about it.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karl was always the king.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whoever drew these characters for the animated show really did a good job conveying their personalities. Only seen a few episodes of the cartoon show but it was pretty good in parts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was backed by HBO and purposefully done in Hannah Barbera style

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we will never get Con Merchant or Whine Merchant

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yoda wants you to be careful on the ice.
    >S
    That Italian feller's looking pretty dark, what's going on there?
    >S
    You'd better be careful going towards that castle.
    >M

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slipknot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moat Ahead, Motorhead? Alrite I'll give you that one Karl, that one works.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We made you, Karl. You'd be nothing without us.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still crazy to me that people know and love the podcasts but have no knowledge of the infinitely superior XFM shows.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who tf wants to listen to a radio show from 2002? (Me 25+ times)

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3 hour xfm compilation of karl and steve insulting each other is peak comfy
    >he's done you again!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like it when they're getting along and making jokes about people who used to live round Karl's estate.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ricky Gervais was absolute kino, for about half a decade he must have been the naturally funniest guy ever, now he's a knobhead. I reckon it's the losing weight that did it to him.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how they all think back on the XFM shows now? Every social media post Steve makes is bombarded with quotes from the show and I've heard interviews with Karl where he implies that people still joke with him about his stories.

    I think the Ricky Gervais Reddit is basically just XFM stuff and given how he seems quite thin skinned on social media he must have looked it up.

    All that Hollywood glamour and success and the shite you spoke on a tinpot radio station 20 years ago is still one of the l things you're remembered most fondly for.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's rickydiculous!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      XFM Ricky would think that Neo-Ricky is a fulking cump.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In 2004 I met Ricky Gervais at London zoo, I was only about 7, we had a school trip to the zoo for a special event run by him as he was promoting his children's book "Flanimals".
    The premise was he basically came up with these absolutely useless fictional animals and had them illustrated and put in a book. We all had to read the book in school the day before the trip and I was very excited to see these weird fricking animals in person. Was very disappointed when we arrived to see that they were clearly blokes in suits.
    Anyway Ricky was there talking to our class about these animals as if he was a zookeeper and I kept putting my hand up to ask him if they were actually guys in suits. I don't remember his response but anyway we all got a signed book at the end which I kept until my mum fricking lost it the fat b***h.

    Pic related, the book in question. I've since been to a few of his shows and I've always wanted to ask him if I ever caught up with him what kind of spice he was on when he came up with it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who does crazy drugs t b h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        el vino did flow

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tinging its way up the tube

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