Steven Seagal

What is this guy's deal? Why is he always hanging around Puton?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the kino if Steven Seagal was actually a agent for good all along, and his constantly visiting dictatorships in Eastern Europe was just a ploy to get state secrets over the dinner table

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the de facto leader of Russia. The man behind the curtain pulling the strings.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE WILL BE THE ONE TO END THE USA MEME

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Still like him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely believe you must be subhuman. I couldn't stand him and his fake ass "martial arts" ever since I was a 9 year old girl in the 90s. Every single movie of his was dogshit slop with dogshit fighting scenes. Even as a child I could perceive the difference between his fake shit and cuck Norris's legitimate experience in Walker Texas Ranger.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >9 year old girl
        You will NEVER be a woman and you certainly weren't a girl back then either.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate him too but I don't seethe about it.
        Take it easy man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His martial arts are not fake. You'd get your ass kicked into oblivion by his fat ass

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason Putin still thinks Seagal is some big time american action star, so he likes to have him around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His movies are pretty cool even though he’s basically just white Bruce Lee. He never loses, ever makes any mistakes, and just finds himself in situations where he has to kick everyone ass.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he buddhist or russian orthodox?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punani Master

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seagal is working undercover for the CIA

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kremlin court jester

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia doesn't give a frick if a rich moron raped someone or beat up people unwarranted.
    got shit on your heel? got money? go to russia and live like a king.
    worked for the fat frenchie too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like we need communism

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least Seagal is fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mark is so fricking Buck Broken these days its incredible. This homie cannot stop talking about how much he hates Trump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mark really should have died in that car accident. It would have been for the best for everyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god should have taken hamill instead of conroy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filing for bankruptcy is less embarrassing than this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's parade this dying boomer that will get us votes!
      israelites are desperate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sunglasses inside because you're probably a coke head still

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking JoeB Wan Kenobi bros can you feel it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Hamil is already dead, this is just a CIA drone

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO JOY ON TARGET 2 MAH BROTHA

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a fraud and a quack so he hangs with frauds and quacks

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his character is actually wearing hoverboots in this scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch Sniper Special ops, dude sits in a chair the entire fricking movie and is just sweating and out of breath. the best part is that when he uses the stairwell its a fricking stunt double. this fat frick is hilarious

      > Some of the dialogue was improvised and based on reaction the actors had at the moment. One example is when actress Charlene Amoia, who plays whats-her-name, asks Steven Seagal if he was as good as they said he was, "they" meaning the food caterers who worked on the set and had to work around the clock to provide food for Seagal. Director Olen Ray, who had the cameras on, liked the line and added it to his picture, saying "Steven, God bless his enlarged heart, answered 'every once in a while', taking it kindly, and worked well in the picture"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's hilarious and totally ridiculous, but you'd believe it with Seagal. The man uses stunt doubles for any action scenes that require movement from the waist down, otherwise it's gonna be a chair scene

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wha happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dey tooker

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