>sticking your dick in a mutie

>sticking your dick in a mutie
Looking forward to the modern-day Demon in the Bottle, the AIDS arc and a subsequent retcon that Bolivar Trask is Tony Stark from the future.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he wouldn't want to stick his dick in Emma
    OP being a homosexual, what else is new?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just basic hygiene, anon

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought there were only 3 cuckoos?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh friend you're incredibly out of the loop on X-Men. Resurrection protocols, all long-dead Mutants came back. Yes, even Thunderbird.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also Hickman implied one of the Cuckoos was going to die in some magic fashion causing Percy and Duggan to break off their Cuckoo romance subplots except nothing actually happened?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, mutants literally can't get AIDS. It's canon.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spidey in the background as far away as he can be while still being able to say he attended the wedding

    Spidey has hung out with muties before so he knows how awful they are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor little Spider-Flop
      Once he used to be able to solo the X-Men, now he's reduced to having his title constantly kneel to the X-Books and getting hit with the Route Snikty-Snikt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Context? It's been consistently shown that Spider-Man can casually slap seven shades of shit out of Wolverine without the intent to murder him. Are they trying to go back to the Wolverine wank period? Because that's even more reason for me to not even glance at Marvel again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Once he used to be able to solo the X-Men
        Literally never, he had to run in Secret Wars and then got mindraped by Xavier anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he better keep those psychic dampeners up. so when its week 2 of her dirty ass not taking a shower or bath he can call her out and hose her off instead of letting her leave the house like a damn latchkey kid

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that stature, or pyms daughter in the back? and isnt kamala on the wrong side now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is stature, jane and nadia.
      Also monica and kamala in cassie's shoulders

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abigail Brand in the background on the X-men side is interesting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats polaris

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the AIDS arc
    Mutants can't get AIDS though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think in the inevitable divorce she pulls a Jean and makes him gay as revenge?

      >What is the techno virus

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait. what the FRICK. Who's shit ass idea was this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, you're late to the party, this garbage was announced months upon months in advance.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have been waiting for the run to end so I can read it in one go, so yeah. I can't even see them working long enough to even get to a second date much less a wedding.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emma Frost with Tony Stark

    How the hell did this happen, WHY is it happening?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >billionaire playboy
      >blonde bimbo

      Ye$, that'$ a good que$tion. I ju$t don't know why two people like that would get married. It'$ a my$tery!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Tony isn't the same
    He probably has Herpes as well.

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