Still the best star wars duel off all time.

Still the best star wars duel off all time.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the best dual of the sequels, OP is gay as always

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer palpy windu duel myself. I like how it ends with windu flying out of window, hehe get it, windu-window??
    Jorge truly was a genius.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty good at coming up with bullshit explanations for things, but for the life of me I can't figure out the purpose of that forcefield.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's some kind of security system? They were fighting in a pretty valuable industrial site iirc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's some kind of security system?
        It is. Naboo's rich with plasma, and it's all processed there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd bet my dog there's a 10,000 word wiki entry on this shit over at Wookiepedia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Plasma_Refinery_Complex

            >On the other side of the shaft was the city's power generator, located under the first building's ground floor. Above it was the facility's main activator and purification chamber, which in turn were beneath a corridor of laser gates. These doors, inspired by a Naboo legend regarding the gates holding back chaos, would lock into position to hold back potentially dangerous quantities of power outputs. Beyond the corridor was the generator's core, a massive shaft plummeting into the depths of the massive reactor. Along the sides of the smooth shaft were high-energy particle coils which were employed when plasma slough needed to be curtailed.

            Doesn't explain why the catwalks have no safety railings but maybe they cost too much to install so Amidala bribed space OSHA to look the other way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its so george can cut to one of the three other finales happening at the same times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was an epic cinematic set piece, don't be a negative nancy.

      You should watch these movies with the eyes of a child and get lost in the magic of cinema!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seemed like a timed energy relay. Not a force field as much as an energy field. Remember in Star Wars ray shields are air and matter permeable, as shown on Hoth and the Death Star. Screens, like those on hangars seem to be not air permeable, but are matter permeable, and may be energy permeable.
      This field let neither energy or matter through.

      These fields are timed to fail in order and reappear after a time.
      My best theory would be a relay/circuit breaker for an anti-orbital weapon or shield that needed downtime between shots or after taking hits, to reset.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are in a reactor and they turn on and off in a system. Best guess is they function as an air intake valve.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Air intakes are usually heated, by thermodynamics, from the reactor itself. Bleed back of the heat up the intake.
          No signs of that in the room where Maul fell into the pit. Also, if it was a reactor intake, there would have been a breeze during the times the field was down.

          Still best bet is circuit breakers/relay in my mind. That being said, relays for a bleed off of a reactor could work as well. A fusion reactor could need regular energy venting if the draw on the reactor was too low but the heat needed to be kept up for the actual reaction to keep taking place.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have terminal virginity and autism

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't been a virgin for 30 years.
          Probably do have autism, but instead of being coddled for it, I was beat and overcame it enough to be able to function in society and get laid.

          Fact is, I am far more functional than you, and I have fun while being me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't figure out the purpose of Maul even being there in the first place. Let's try to walk through Palpatine's plan:
      1. He creates a crisis on Naboo, because he needs to destabilize the Republic politically, leading to a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum, leading to himself (a representative of Naboo) being made Chancellor
      2. But he tells the Nemoidians to kill the Jedi, even though they would be able to report back to the Republic that a crisis is happening, and he tells them he needs them to make Padme sign a peace treaty, even though that would end the crisis
      3. He tells Maul to track the Jedi to Tatooine, and to try to kill them. Again, the Republic doesn't know about the crisis. Everything he's doing up to this point seems to be hinged on keeping the plan a secret.
      4. The Jedi make it back to Coruscant, tell everyone the truth, and create the political crisis Palpatine wanted, letting him take power.
      5. The Jedi go back to Naboo with Padme. Palpatine sends Maul after them, because...?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop asking perfectly logical questions. You know only too well they can't be answered, and they make it impossible for prequelgays to continue on under the delusion that these movies are somehow good.

        I'm kidding of course. Prequelgays wouldn't understand why any of this is a problem.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still the best corn kernel on the turd

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino in an otherwise shite movie

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The couple of minutes where Obi Wan is going toe to toe with Maul is my favorite fight sequence

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how in the first 5 minutes of the movie, Obi-Wan uses Force Super-Speed to run away from droids? Why didn't he use Force Super-Speed to run to help Qui-Gon? Was his mana bar too low? Did he use up all his Force points?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was he gonna run through a foce field?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How was he gonna run through a foce field?
        The force fields dropped at random intervals, and Obi-Wan was only prevented from making it because he forgot he had magic super-speed powers and decided to run like a normal person.

        That takes energy and He’s fighting a Sith Lord.

        >That takes energy and He’s fighting a Sith Lord.

        Force super-jumping and whatever Force power the Jedi use to give them super reflexes also use energy, and Obi-Wan had no problem using them. Fighting a Sith Lord doesn't give you some kind of Force debuff, if they did Obi-Wan would have been cut down by Anakin in Ep 3 in about 10 seconds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That takes energy and He’s fighting a Sith Lord.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when lightsabers went *THWACK* when they made contact instead of whatever weak shit is in the nu-wars.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it the Duel of the Feet spoiled Maul getting his legs cut off.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is a dead franchise

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Obi Wan just use force speed to clear the force fields in time like he uses force speed at the start of the movie to run away from the droiedkas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke, did I ever tell you about Qui-Gon Jinn? He was a Jedi master who attempted to use a force mind trick to steal a hyperdrive part from a junk dealer. When the mind trick didn't work, he gave up on using any of his other force powers like telekinesis to get what he wanted. You see, Jedi often forget that they're capable of using magic whenever the plot demands it. That's why they all died in Order 66, only Yoda remembered that Jedi have precognition allowing them to anticipate attacks. And everyone just let Anakin Skywalker march into the Jedi Temple with a full legion of clones at his back because none of them could sense the dark side in them.

      >And they were good friends.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t he just use Force Speed to save Qui Gon?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently they never heard of safety railings in the galaxy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's to discourage drinking at work due to sheer boredom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High trust society, before you add Gungans to the mix, then you've got railing on the walkways and glass partitions in the drug stores. Sad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes in my all Coruscanti society we have no need for seatbelts or Bantha saddles either.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how much better the cinematography was in TPM compared to AOTC and ROTS. I guess that's the benefit of shooting mainly on sets where you know absolutely what's in-frame.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the throne room battle in TLJ

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