People who smoke weed are so pretentious about their drug use. “Atleast we don’t drink! And weed is healthy! It’s a plant!” Annoying. And they make smoking weed their personality
Still a better personality type than being broke, beating your wife and children or killing pedestrians
>B-b-but whatabout...
Like clockwork. There's really no difference between a stoner and a drunktard habits-wise. Both are weak willed people who bury their depression in disgusting shit.
>Still a better personality type than being broke, beating your wife and children or killing pedestrians
That implies that stoners are not violent. Cannabis can make people psychos too. Let alone hallicunations can result into a psychosis depends on the mental health of the person who started it!
It isn't. The only time weed is hallucinatory is in toothless adult comedies.
The very first time I smoked weed I did get salvia- or DMT-like closed-eye visuals. I was in a world made of alternating red and white ribbons and I was traveling along them. Sometimes I would encounter a series of buckles being unbuckled and re-buckled. This lasted for around an hour. The joints were not laced, everyone in the group (who had all smoked at least once before) was smoking from the same joints and none of them had visuals. I've never gotten visuals from weed ever since.
There are a lot of trip reports of this exact thing happening - experiencing psychedelic visuals the first time you try dudeweed and then never again. I've since tried DMT and salvia and neither of them were exactly like the first time I smoked weed.
>Cliff Hanger - No, I will not be providing you additional context here. >>>If you don't get it, just call it "Cow Tools" and declare it a masterpiece.
What makes this more pathetic is that it was made right after a Cinemaphile thread where someone got destroyed for whining about Heathcliff, which makes it likely that the whiner it was stonetoss himself.
People who smoke weed are so pretentious about their drug use. “Atleast we don’t drink! And weed is healthy! It’s a plant!” Annoying. And they make smoking weed their personality
Never understand this mentality either. I can understand getting a marijuana leaf sticker for a backpack or something but these people who make it all they do fricking act like it's a religion and it has to be part of every moment in their life but deny they are addicts.
They also bash on people who are light weights when the sad reality is people like me who just need 10 mg thc edibles don't have to shell out the ass to get even a slight bit buzzed because they have to eat 3 200 mg thc cookies, smoke through 3 joints, and take huge bong rips off their bong accumulating well of $300 when I get high off a shitty lozenge or gummy that cost me $20 at most and I can make last a whole 5 months.
Hell, I even get people who just hate potheads in general! It's a horrid habit like drinking socially.
10mg! I buy 5mg gummies and I usually cut those in half. The one nice thing about legalization is that it’s easier to dose. I typically want just a light buzz like the equivalence of 1-2 beers, but shit has been concentrated so much that one puff would fricking ruin me for hours. That’s fun every once in a very rare while, but ai typically want to remain functional, coherent, and able to hold a conversation.
>plant dried after being grown under meticulous positions
vs >plant that is allowed to rot until it produces a literal poison
never heard of cannabis addiction being called a disease unlike alcoholism
>plant that is allowed to rot until it produces a literal poison
You can make anything sound scary if you word it in the worst possible way. Did you know 100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die too?
Ironic when potheads are the first one to accuse others of sensationalism
Never understand this mentality either. I can understand getting a marijuana leaf sticker for a backpack or something but these people who make it all they do fricking act like it's a religion and it has to be part of every moment in their life but deny they are addicts.
They also bash on people who are light weights when the sad reality is people like me who just need 10 mg thc edibles don't have to shell out the ass to get even a slight bit buzzed because they have to eat 3 200 mg thc cookies, smoke through 3 joints, and take huge bong rips off their bong accumulating well of $300 when I get high off a shitty lozenge or gummy that cost me $20 at most and I can make last a whole 5 months.
Hell, I even get people who just hate potheads in general! It's a horrid habit like drinking socially.
Why is he so ugly
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Still a better personality type than being broke, beating your wife and children or killing pedestrians
>Still a better personality type than being broke, beating your wife and children or killing pedestrians
Case in point. It's hard not to find it funny that the same people desperately pushing for cannabis to be legalized also wouldn't seem to mind much at all if the reverse happened with tobacco or alcohol.
There's a city in Massachussetts that banned anyone born in or after 2000 from legally buying tobacco products. But Massachussetts also has legal recreational marijuana and no city bylaws exist against it. The result is that if you're a zoomer in Brookline, MA you can legally buy pot but not cigarettes.
>having double-standards on drug enforcement leads to said enforcement being meaningless
The story of the "War" on Drugs since the days of Prohibition.
>having double-standards on drug enforcement leads to said enforcement being meaningless
The story of the "War" on Drugs since the days of Prohibition.
this sort of rhetoric counts on the listener believing all illegal drugs are equally bad for you and all legal drugs are less harmful than illegal drugs
That's not really the point, though. Keeping cannabis illegal while banning alcohol and tobacco (or legalizing cannabis while keeping the others freely available) would at least be morally consistent. Legalizing cannabis while making moves to restrict access to the other two is just weird. You either want to reduce the availability of harmful drugs to protect the public or you don't, why undo the progress made in restricting cannabis if that's your goal?
>Legalizing cannabis while making moves to restrict access to the other two is just weird
It's like they recognize that some drugs are less harmful than others but believe that they can skip the steps of changing public perception with legislation
It's almost like the difference is that the people who sell alcohol and tobacco have a lot more money to throw around at politicians, regardless of public perceptions.
>having double-standards on drug enforcement leads to said enforcement being meaningless
The story of the "War" on Drugs since the days of Prohibition.
In case you're confused, I quite clearly say in my post that all drugs should be treated the same.
Yes, that includes ethanol, hence bringing up Prohibition.
Sounds fake and gay. I'll see you at the nearest dairy farm after it rains.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I'll see you at the nearest dairy farm after it rains
And I'll see you with an umbrella and three buckets on the third Tuesday of next month.
What?
7 months ago
Anonymous
The covenant is sealed. Prepare yourself, the bargain is ironclad.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Shrooms are the apex drug, dude weeders are missing out
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Three buckets is pretty optimistic but I like where your head's at
I was hoping we'd drop the non-sequiturs and start talking seriously, but I'm guessing some of us had too much to drink, smoke, or... whatever you call it when you take psilocybin mushrooms.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm stone cold sober, it's just frick to dick around with anons sometimes, especially when they're trying to be serious.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Since you're going to be like that
Psilocybe cubensis, the easiest-to-find psychedelic mushroom in the States, prefers to grow on aged cow manure. All mushrooms tend to grow soon after rain when water is available. If you found enough to fill three buckets then that would be a massive haul. The psychoactive experience you get from mushrooms or other true psychedelics is a "trip", so you'd be "tripping".
The pot heads that are exactly like those salt lake city girls and their crystals piss me off. "Weed cures cancer man" "weed can treat alzheimers man" "it makes you think better and aligns your chakra." It's like shut up about your plant moron.
>The pot heads that are exactly like those salt lake city girls and their crystals piss me off
The fact that you added such a specific qualifier disappoints me.
Yeah at the end of the day, booze, weed, mushrooms, whatever the hell, it's all self-medication because real medication is such a fricking wienered up mess in america. Forget affording it, you can barely afford to find out what you need it for.
exactly, if it wasn't weed it'd eventually be something else and i'm currently between healthcare providers so i can't afford any real meds right now aside from my hrt, weed just helps me push those kms thoughts to the back burner
They're the least interesting people in the world too. "DUUUUUUDE I was smoking a HUUUUUUUUUGE bowl and then I ate a bunch of cereal and poured milk on myself"
meanwhile the average drunk wakes up and finds that he's crashed his car, fricked a 60-year-old and beat the shit out of 2 guys
Why is it fine to get your panties in a twist about smokers and how disgusting they are but then you're apparently just meant to accept stoners and vapegays? The tobacco lobbies should've marketed gays like a religion, the fricking idiots.
They did, anon, Smoking was a fricking lifestyle and still is with specialties like cigars and pipes. It's just the massive cancer link. People think Vapers are kinda douchey but there's really no hard evidence that it's as destructive as cigarettes, and weed is less harmful since it's rolled without additives AND the absurd viilification makes all push back seem like a joke.
>AND the absurd viilification makes all push back seem like a joke.
Yeah it really can't be overstated just how fricking ridiculous the campaign against it for all these decades was.
Like don't get me wrong the shit stinks to high hell and I wish there was more decorum involved in not smoking it outside in public, or doing something more about the smell, but we're just not there yet.
There was gay fanart of this chick and I think 420chan a ways back, but I can't find it right now.
>the absurd viilification makes all push back seem like a joke
Put the pipe down for longer than a couple of days, maybe everything will stop sounding like a joke.
Black person you do know there are people that practice drug sobriety right??? You can drink alcohol occasionally (i.e. go without for a month or weeks) the same with weed. Weed is addicting only if you use it as a crutch.
The damage is done, the best you can do is just normalize weed and the like as something that doesn't need to be tied to all the obvious stereotypes but even then anyone with an actual personality won't need to represent themselves as as Stoner leaving it so all the worst elements are the face of the drug.
Vapers being huge douchebags is literally the reason why I hate vapes.
>Be in college >Sitting with friends, eating lunch >guy with a vape stick sits close and purposefully starts blowing huge clouds directly at us >like, literally waiting for us to turn to look at him before blowing a cloud directly at your face >"Oh, does this bother you? BECAUSE IT SHOULDN'T. IT'S JUST WATER VAPOR" >trys to go into a sales pitch about the virtues of vaping >literally doesn't understand that blowing ANYTHING out of your mouth into someone's face is disrespectful as frick
Even the most obnoxious stoners would warn you about blasting stinky dinky doinks.
>"but it's healthy!" >sucks a pound of rooty tooty fresh and fruity pomegranate into their lungs
can't wait for the emphysema to be off the charts in thirty years
I miss cigarettes.
I'm not nor have ever been a smoker, but still. It chilled people out without making them giggling morons. Cigarillos At least had some nice vanilla added or whatever. >muh cancer
Largely from the shit like formaldehyde in the filters and bleaches in the paper. Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day. Which also causes cancer. They smell better too. But companies can't sell the natural stuff at huge post-processing markups.
Everyone I knew who smoked the baccy was chill and masculine, even the women
>Largely from the shit like formaldehyde in the filters and bleaches in the paper. Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day
You have no idea what you're talking about; unprocessed tobacco contains carcinogens, even if you're not smoking it. Picrel lost his jaw to cancer from chewing tobacco.
>carcinogens
So does everything moron. Carcinogen literally just means "cancer causing substance." You can get cancer from charred meat, wood smoke, pete plastic that's been warm for too long, it's all carcinogenic. Native Americans weren't walking around missing their jaws. We don't have any records from settlers about it. I guarantee you, it's the dogshit that companies add to tobacco when they prep it for sale. That being said, some people are more susceptible genetically to cancers than others, even if attempting to smoke natural substances. Be they weed or home grown tobacco
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Native Americans weren't walking around missing their jaws. We don't have any records from settlers about it.
Because they didn't have the medical science to remove someones jaw and have them continue living. Because they mostly lived short, violent lives and had no idea what the frick cancer was.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It was a funny way to say we don't hear from settlers talking about native Americans dying from cancers in any disproportionate amount. We've known what cancer was since Hippocrates.
Anyway, not like it matters. I actually predict that this vaping trend will progress exactly the way tobacco did with more and more dangerous additives going in until we get big campaigns against it like I had to sit through anti-tobacco indoctrination in middle school in 2005.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>We've known what cancer was since Hippocrates. >Some greeks described cancer in a medical text, therefore it should be identifiable to the layman at a glance, and something which would be noted in the written history of a bunch of migrants mostly concerned with their own survival.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Sure rewrite it however you imagined it I don't really care
7 months ago
Anonymous
>rewrite it however you imagined it
I'm not the one trying to say tobacco was safe till THE MAN put poison in it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Neither am I, I said pretty much nothing is safe. Or if you prefer, most things are a similar level of unsafe. Just depends how much you do it
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Largely from the shit like formaldehyde in the filters and bleaches in the paper. Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day. > I guarantee you, it's the dogshit that companies add to tobacco when they prep it for sale >I actually predict that this vaping trend will progress exactly the way tobacco did with more and more dangerous additives going in
That all must have been some different anonymous poster arguing with me then, my mistake.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Ok now where did I say smoking was safe?
I bet you keep water bottles in your car you cheeky cancer boy
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Ok now where did I say smoking was safe? >Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day. Which also causes cancer.
You called smoking safe when you made this false equivalency and started spouting the >but everything has carcinogens
bullshit.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>coping
Very sad
7 months ago
Anonymous
Lol I'm not the one who's convinced ciggies ain't that bad. Go smoke some pouch American Spirit with your cool masculine female friends.
I actually don't think it's okay to attack smokers. I think we shouldn't be policing what people do in their free time as long as it isn't hurting anyone.
Yeah, I have coworkers who smoke and I don't mind as long as they're keeping it to themselves and don't make our work van stink of it. Most of them are perfectly considerate about doing it outside and we get on just fine.
I wish more weed smokers were as considerate, because that smell travels for fricking miles apparently. I don't think it's a personal failing it's just we haven't worked out social mores on it yet.
Does anyone have the image with Cinemaphile's Druggy OC explaining her point of when she invited the straightedge looser because she felt sorry for her?
I like weed but I don't smoke. I fricking hate the smell so I just stick to gummies, but now for some reason there is this new trend where people act like weed taste is like like alcohol. Weed taste like fricking crusty butt and I have no idea how the frick anyone can actually enjoy the taste of weed.
>man I'm on sedatives because of surgery
In that case, you have a medical reason to be inebriated. People who consume cannabis or ethanol are only doing it to stupefy themselves, and are doing it for fun.
I mean she's a nijiura maid and not a board-tan but same vibe, sure. I still have a load of nijiura maid folders I collected over the years before the japanese shut the doors on the website they were posting them all to. Only so far I could go without knowing the language barrier.
Fun fact, though, there's some like weird russian maidcore bands based off of some of them. Search up Yakui and some others on youtube and you'll get them in the results. It's... weird, but I'd expect weird. Yakui and Ozoi are the ones I've seen most.
The last comic I read of his had WWJs literally calling he and Megg's band the Australian version of saying "homosexual Killers", always shows Booger as being a selfish homewrecker, and Mike is literally pretending to be trans as a grift because he knows Owl is too pussy to call him out on it.
modern nuCinemaphile is unable to appreciate MM&O classic and simon breaking status levels (it was bound to happen) means the creator has to cater to the new discovering clientele.
I smoked hash a like once with this chick and it made me feel like I couldn't move my limbs at all and then I vomited
that is my entire experience with weed
Why are stoner comics so common but drunk comics so rare? Drinking's pretty much just as common as smoking weed and can make people act just as fricking weird, but I've never really seen alcohol used as a punchline for comics in the same way. Is it because of how alcohol makes some people into c**ts while weed basically never does that?
Because american jails are generally profit driven so they have a vested interest in keeping as many people in them as possible? And that's kinda bogus? But boy, anon, pepsiman sure is cool.
>Because american jails are generally profit driven so they have a vested interest in keeping as many people in them as possible?
So? Subhumans are far away from me so it's all that matters.
Jails don't keep people there forever, that's not how they work. And they just make criminals worse because they make no effort to reform or rehabilitate people so they just come out as more criminal. Add to that the fact that nobody wants to give them good jobs to give them a chance to be anything else and you just make the problem worse.
Actually death row costs even more than life imprisonment.
7 months ago
Anonymous
As the kids say, "Skill issue."
You must be at least 18 years old to post on here, little man
Name one thing wrong with what they said.
7 months ago
Anonymous
the idea that prison populations are all psychotic murderers like it's Con Air is something you believe if you are in elementary school, if you're a grown man who thinks that prisons are good you are either developmentally disabled or so out of touch that your opinion has no value.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>prison populations are all psychotic murderers
Believe it or not, there are crimes other than murder. >if you're a grown man who thinks that prisons are good
A society needs punishment to enforce its laws, yes.
Black person you do know there are people that practice drug sobriety right??? You can drink alcohol occasionally (i.e. go without for a month or weeks) the same with weed. Weed is addicting only if you use it as a crutch.
>you do know there are people that practice drug sobriety
Of course I do. I'm one of them. >You can drink alcohol occasionally
Oh. Never mind.
Yeah, frick, imagine having to deal with that. If you're so much as suspected of being inebriated at all people have the green light to just beat your ass in the street. It's fricking nuts, but that's where that train leads.
if the goal is to remove unwanteds, then it makes more sense to kill them. if the goal is punishment, thats stupid because its up to god.
so it makes good sense to leave them alone if you dont want to kill them. prison is a compromise that helps none other than the men running them, if you define jail as "detainment until either trail or execution" then its fine, i just personally dont think its worth killing over. the economic factor would be a if the goverment was either much more competent or much less corrupt, but ifs dont pay the bills so why should pot?
love and peace, pepsi man.
stoners remove themselves from being my direct competition
putting them in jail means i literally pay for them to be there
they should be allowed to smoke themselves into poverty, mediocrity, and death
Wastes taxpayer money and because it would take up time and space in jails they might let worse criminals have lower sentences knowing that the prison is already overcrowded
>they might let worse criminals have lower sentences knowing that the prison is already overcrowded
You're so close to seeing how it actually works it's painful.
The reason there are so many people in prison for drug charges is because it's easier to get a conviction on those than the more serious felonies the person was actually arrested for, thus the DA's conviction rate looks good and the police and mayor can say they're "tough on crime."
That's why you see repeat offenders in and out 20 or 30 times before they finally frick up badly enough that the city has to go hard on them.
>tough on crime.
Yeah this is the real bullshit. It's just a cheat code for politicians and the police to keep their numbers up. They all have a vested interest in continuing to lock people up even when crime isn't that high, because if you say you're not locking up a bunch of people all the time you're soft on crime, because you didn't throw some punkass kid in prison for a year just for vandalizing a fricking train car or whatever, to say nothing of some loser smoking weed behind the arbys.
Smoking weed stopped being cool the second they legalized it here in CO. It used to feel dangerous, like an insider activity that you had to be "cool" to get invited to a smoke sesh. Now it's so fricking routinized that it's lost all its potency of meaning - its just another everyday activity like getting dressed for work. I stopped doing it because it lost that fun quality for me
stoners are the most obnoxious individuals alive, no other addicts fume so furiously and protest so harshly when told they're addicts, and no other substance makes people so unpleasant both when they're on it as well as when they're sober
w33d is like the punk of drugs, it's "kewl" only if we still pretend it's not legal or socially acceptable all these years after it has become legal and socially acceptable, and it's a nifty little personality replacement for people won't don't have one
90% of weed smockers are annoying and the other 10% are the ones who don't tell you they puff as soon as they meet you. they're also highly low IQ because whenever you make any of these points the first response you get is "well *I* smoke w33d and i'm not like this!" both proving they can't comprehend generalizations, as well as believing that what they're doing at that very instance isn't the definition of annoying
ah, the usual stoner response
no, this would only be true if you thought every alcohol drinker is an alcohol addict
but you're a stoner so you probably do think that
I just punched a hole through your degenerate argument tho
7 months ago
Anonymous
>your degenerate argument
NTA. Also, no you didn't.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody cares who you are
7 months ago
Anonymous
Ask how I know you had a bowl or five before typing that.
7 months ago
Anonymous
malding on a Vietnamese comics and cartoons board about weed lmao what went wrong with your life?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>malding
I'll wait until you're sober enough to speak like an adult, then.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You would
7 months ago
Anonymous
someone who unironically uses the undefined handwave term "degenerate" has no business trying to have an opinion in any conversation, no matter how unimportant. "Degenerate" can be used by a dozen people to mean completely different things, even with all of them referring to the same image or idea, and because conservatism is inherently built on conformity, they all just smile and nod and silently agree not to infight about it, even though if you asked any one of them to define the term they'd get into a fatwa holy war over it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Learn to read a reply chain you fricking moron. You sure you haven't been hitting a bit of the sticky icky yourself?
ah, the usual alcoholic response
no, this would only be true if you thought every weed smoker is a stoner
but you're an alcoholic so you probably do think that >inb4 no u
>no u
its true even if you said it first anon
you can't just shit in the street and then go "haha >inb4 'he's shitting in the street' i said it first now you cant complain!"
>no other addicts fume so furiously and protest so harshly when told they're addicts,
Uh
Alcoholics?
was to go "no u (stoners)"
7 months ago
Anonymous
you're an idiot arentcha?
my original post was
"stoners are X" >"whatabout alcoholics?" >"No, here's why:"
That's not 'no u' it's 'u to begin with, now i explain why u'
7 months ago
Anonymous
you didn't explain "here's why". You basically went "any counterargument you make means you're a stoner and thus wrong". i.e. >stoners bad >alcoholics bad >no u
7 months ago
Anonymous
i just realized i'm arguing with a man who's entire personality is huff puff funny flower, what am i doing with my life? good god
you're right anon, the correct answer from the beginning should've been "shut up gay"
7 months ago
Anonymous
>you are silly!
Shut up gay
7 months ago
Anonymous
nice projection gay, why don't you go ask your mom if she's got another bottle of whisky smuggled away in the bathroom
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're both hideous. The 21st amendment, the continuing push to legalize cannabis, and the complete un-regulation of caffeine are all abominations.
ah, the usual stoner response
no, this would only be true if you thought every alcohol drinker is an alcohol addict
but you're a stoner so you probably do think that
ah, the usual alcoholic response
no, this would only be true if you thought every weed smoker is a stoner
but you're an alcoholic so you probably do think that >inb4 no u
You're both right, and you're both wrong.
The ethanol addict who has one beer every day will vehemently deny being an addict, despite forming a habit around their drug of choice (yes, ethanol is a drug). The same for the cannabis addict who smokes once a day.
For me, the truly annoying ones are those who deny being caffeine addicts, despite meeting the standard described above by having a cup of coffee (or three) every morning.
Caffeine is only dangerous if you drinks 80 cups of coffee/tea a day (and somehow manage not to piss and shit all of it out) so nobody really gives a frick about caffeine.
the hottest fanart of them I have ever seen, i used to read that Jackie Chan Adventures comic where Jade was propositioning adult men in the park in her girl scout uniform, god that shit was hot
Here's the thing, when I'm around smokers I have to breathe in the smoke they exhale. That's why edibles are the Patrician choice.
I'm not taking half of my chewed edible and putting in in anyone's mouth.
see weed will make that happen for some people, but it's just amplifying stuff that's already inside you, and it's the process of working through that stuff that helps you heal. Sometimes you have to cut someone open to get the bullet out, and you're not going to be able to do that without blood and pain.
You have no idea how badly I want my mom to smoke weed. She's a miserable alcoholic so watching her cry and stop playing her bullshit mind games will be something to behold.
Whatever the outcome is, she'll stop being a problem.
>Caffeine is only dangerous if
Didn't ask.
Then you're an ignorant dumbass.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Then you're an ignorant dumbass.
My point is, if you "need" your "morning cup of joe" to get up in the morning, you're addicted.
Caffeine is an addictive substance and should be treated as such---although, that's not saying a lot, given how other addictive substances are treated here...
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Caffeine out of fricking nowhere
It's like you homosexuals completely miss the point why normal people hate stoners and alcoholics.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>out of fricking nowhere
Read the reply chain, junkie.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Caffeine is addictive, but it's not alcohol or THC addiction bad. You won't die from Caffeine withdrawl and the only way coffee can kill you is if you drink shitloads of caffeine in one day (without shitting it out because caffeine is also a laxative)
7 months ago
Anonymous
>but it's not AS BAD as---
Still didn't ask.
7 months ago
Anonymous
and once again, you're a dumbass. Move to Singapore if you care so much about addiction.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You sound like a straightedge guy, and every straightedge guy has a little peanut dick, that's just proven scientific fact.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Usually violent as hell too. Probably a wifebeater.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You sound like a straightedge guy, and every straightedge guy has a little peanut dick, that's just proven scientific fact.
Are you describing an average stoner?
7 months ago
Anonymous
And sincerely he would be helped by taking like two edibles on a weekend, maybe once or twice a month for like six months. It's not even a huge investment of money, you're talking about the same price per as going to get a cheap lunch at mcdonalds, and his life would be so much better, he'd work through stuff and feel more genuine emotions and feel closer and more empathetic to the people around him. It's sad.
Everyone needs to watch some poor straight edge girl get lovingly tribbed by a skateboarding stoner chick.
I wanna see that. I definitely want to see that.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not interested in your particular Rasta cult.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Who said anything about rasta anything? Or a cult? You're putting an enormous amount of words into people's mouths. I was just like you, and my brain was like a tangled up pair of earbuds, cables all tightly wound up and twisted into a knot, and just a little bit of THC, most palatably in the form of some edibles, helps to massage your brain just a little bit, like a nice back rub, and helps those cables to untangle. The intoxication is very temporary, and it makes food taste a little better, makes jokes a little funnier, yeah it will occasionally make you cry because of something about your dad or whatever your thing is, and then a couple hours later you'll wake up from your little nap, safe in your bed in your house, it's not going to make you go insane and march naked down the street, you just might saunter over to burger king and eat the most delicious onion rings you've ever had (in your mind) and afterwards, when you're sober again, you might sincerely have the urge to tell your friend how much they mean to you, and how lucky you are to have them in your life, and they might tell you to stop being such a gay, and you'll smile and laugh. It genuinely can improve your life.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>just do edibles on the weekend maaaaaaaaan it'll improve your mind and make you a better person >who said anything about a weed-centric cult lol you're crazy
7 months ago
Anonymous
I genuinely hope you get the help you need, anon. It's the way to avoid the prescription drug pit. I spend so little on weed compared to what you could be spending on anti-depressants and such.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>if you're not doing my favorite drug, you're going to end up doing other drugs >i'm totally not the deluded one
People have made their points already, anon, and what they got for their troubles was "lol okay junkie" so any further demands can rightfully be told to go take a long walk off a short pier.
>People have made their points already
Where?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Right here, in this very thread you're in! If you do a little looking, maybe you can find them. Good luck!
7 months ago
Anonymous
>what is a rhetorical question?
7 months ago
Anonymous
I think that if you're expecting a peanut-dicked PragerU guy to actually read anything, you'd get better results trying to squeeze blood from a stone, anon.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>PragerU
Anyone else you want to throw in as a random guilt-by-perceived-association?
7 months ago
Anonymous
We wouldn't have to if you bothered to actually have a discussion, but when you stonewall people, of course they're going to draw conclusions, because it's all you've left for them to do. It's your fault entirely.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I've been talking a lot against cannabis in this thread, does that mean I'm an aspiring drug dealer?
[...] >stonewall people
For avoiding the point I'm trying to make?
Here; why don't you find some examples of me "stonewalling" people, and what those were in response to.
7 months ago
Anonymous
literally (
>just do edibles on the weekend maaaaaaaaan it'll improve your mind and make you a better person >who said anything about a weed-centric cult lol you're crazy
) is one example of someone providing a useful insight and you basically just repeating it back to them in a mocking tone of voice because the idea of even the possibility of you being incorrect is something you don't allow yourself to entertain for even a moment. You don't possess the capacity to learn or grow, because outside perspectives are automatically considered inferior to people like you.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>repeating it back to them in a mocking tone of voice because
It's worthy of mockery, yes.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>w-w-w-why do you k-k-keep calling me an butthole???
7 months ago
Anonymous
Your words, not mine.
No, I know why you're calling me an butthole: for the same reason Luanne's roommates called her a Nazi in that one episode of King of the Hill.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, anon, life is just like your favorite TV shows. You're so smart and original and clever. Nobody knows how life works except for you. You never need to listen to anybody else except for your favorite youtubers who will tell you you're already correct for being the right skin tone. It's okay. You can go back to sleep, now.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Again, your words, not mine.
Nah man if you're going to keep being disingenuous I'm just gonna keep right on calling you an butthole.
>if you're going to keep being disingenuous
You get what you give.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Apparently not as that one anon was genuinely just trying to be sincere in his description of his experiences and you just said "lol whatever culty junky" so nah, get fricked friend.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I genuinely believe that that anon believed what he said. I'm not obliged to respect it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nah man if you're going to keep being disingenuous I'm just gonna keep right on calling you an butthole.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you think straightedge guys only make out with their girlfriends (if they have one that is)?
Yeah, like weed will amplify what's already in you and not all of those are going to be either A: good or B: solvable by being amplified, but it's a good bet that a somewhat large amount of weed on occasion (like 50mg on a weekend for a couple of weekends over the course of like six months) WILL help your mental health, you just also have to be careful it doesn't make certain things worse (like repressed negative experiences can re-emerge if you get too far in your own head).
Get her to try mushrooms instead
I drank like once a week on Fridays and even at that level, taking mushrooms just once made me feel like alcohol was a waste of time
and once again, you're a dumbass. Move to Singapore if you care so much about addiction.
>dumbass
You sound like a straightedge guy, and every straightedge guy has a little peanut dick, that's just proven scientific fact.
>peanut dick
Usually violent as hell too. Probably a wifebeater.
>wifebeater
I'd like to see something with more thought put into it than these playground taunts, but I'm guessing that's too much to ask from a junkie.
People have made their points already, anon, and what they got for their troubles was "lol okay junkie" so any further demands can rightfully be told to go take a long walk off a short pier.
Is there anything more pathetic than conservatives and straightedge types trying to seem cool and hip and smart? Every part of their facade is so transparent, like those PragerU videos where they try to seem all smart and web 4.0, but then they do the equivalent of saying "as we all know, black people are just inferior" and it's like "ohhh right, I forgot for a second that these people are completely insane". It's like watching them just burn money on screen for no reason, because the people they want to think they're cool are never going to be convinced by it. They're posers, and nobody on earth likes a poser.
And NPR/PBS are state controlled and funded media that still begs for money from the great unwashed masses they claim to support, so who's really holding the moral high ground here?
And NPR/PBS are state controlled and funded media that still begs for money from the great unwashed masses they claim to support, so who's really holding the moral high ground here?
Cannabis was kept illegal for so long no thanks to Harry Anslinger's propaganda campaigns and Jedgar/Nixon implementing the War on Drugs to lock up as many Black folk and dirty hippies they could get their hands on. It was when the government figured out how to profit from it like they did with alcohol they started to change their tune
I've been talking a lot against cannabis in this thread, does that mean I'm an aspiring drug dealer?
We wouldn't have to if you bothered to actually have a discussion, but when you stonewall people, of course they're going to draw conclusions, because it's all you've left for them to do. It's your fault entirely.
>stonewall people
For avoiding the point I'm trying to make?
>decide to try weed to see what the fuss is about >venture out of my basement for the first time in years to look for a dealer >somehow manage to find one >he gets angry at me because I tried to pay with Good Boy Points >mfw
>Seth Rogen laugh
Hahahaha what if Kara but she was on meth? Hahahah funny right?
Why is he so ugly
Still a better personality type than being broke, beating your wife and children or killing pedestrians
He can't afford to go to Korea and get plastic surgery to make him look cute. But just wait until he makes a hit VN and gets patreon bucks!
based caucasian father, rigid asian mother. typical
That's a guy?
Duh
>B-b-but whatabout...
Like clockwork. There's really no difference between a stoner and a drunktard habits-wise. Both are weak willed people who bury their depression in disgusting shit.
this. it's all still a massive cope for addiction
I agree it doesnt help. It will just increase accidents with stoners. Increase mental health problems.
>Still a better personality type than being broke, beating your wife and children or killing pedestrians
That implies that stoners are not violent. Cannabis can make people psychos too. Let alone hallicunations can result into a psychosis depends on the mental health of the person who started it!
But Cinemaphile told me weed isn't hallucinogenic!
it isn't
they're real
Dont believe a pothead. They need drugs to get a good time. Not very reliable!
It isn't. The only time weed is hallucinatory is in toothless adult comedies.
The very first time I smoked weed I did get salvia- or DMT-like closed-eye visuals. I was in a world made of alternating red and white ribbons and I was traveling along them. Sometimes I would encounter a series of buckles being unbuckled and re-buckled. This lasted for around an hour. The joints were not laced, everyone in the group (who had all smoked at least once before) was smoking from the same joints and none of them had visuals. I've never gotten visuals from weed ever since.
There are a lot of trip reports of this exact thing happening - experiencing psychedelic visuals the first time you try dudeweed and then never again. I've since tried DMT and salvia and neither of them were exactly like the first time I smoked weed.
I don't get it. Is this a Hitler's birthday joke?
Yes.
aww man this is surprisingly cozy, I wish I had friends with a vibe like that
Is this an edit or an actually decent T*ss comic
He never misses
>Cliff Hanger - No, I will not be providing you additional context here.
>>>If you don't get it, just call it "Cow Tools" and declare it a masterpiece.
What makes this more pathetic is that it was made right after a Cinemaphile thread where someone got destroyed for whining about Heathcliff, which makes it likely that the whiner it was stonetoss himself.
Oh shit, you found the one and only funny stonetoss comic
If you really mean that, you're an idiot.
I thought the joke is that 420 to people who actually smoke weed is just like literally another day of weed smoking.
AHH I didn't "get" it until I copped the Hitler reference, based. The israelites day will come
People who smoke weed are so pretentious about their drug use. “Atleast we don’t drink! And weed is healthy! It’s a plant!” Annoying. And they make smoking weed their personality
Never understand this mentality either. I can understand getting a marijuana leaf sticker for a backpack or something but these people who make it all they do fricking act like it's a religion and it has to be part of every moment in their life but deny they are addicts.
They also bash on people who are light weights when the sad reality is people like me who just need 10 mg thc edibles don't have to shell out the ass to get even a slight bit buzzed because they have to eat 3 200 mg thc cookies, smoke through 3 joints, and take huge bong rips off their bong accumulating well of $300 when I get high off a shitty lozenge or gummy that cost me $20 at most and I can make last a whole 5 months.
Hell, I even get people who just hate potheads in general! It's a horrid habit like drinking socially.
10mg! I buy 5mg gummies and I usually cut those in half. The one nice thing about legalization is that it’s easier to dose. I typically want just a light buzz like the equivalence of 1-2 beers, but shit has been concentrated so much that one puff would fricking ruin me for hours. That’s fun every once in a very rare while, but ai typically want to remain functional, coherent, and able to hold a conversation.
Microdosing is underappreciated.
>And they make smoking weed their personality
I act like this when I'm high because when I'm sober all I can think and talk about is work.
I'm boring.
well no shit it seems like that, the people who simply just smoke it aren't telling you about it all the time.
they get really mad when you point out that alcohol is made from plants too
Or opium
>plant dried after being grown under meticulous positions
vs
>plant that is allowed to rot until it produces a literal poison
never heard of cannabis addiction being called a disease unlike alcoholism
>plant that is allowed to rot until it produces a literal poison
You can make anything sound scary if you word it in the worst possible way. Did you know 100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die too?
Ironic when potheads are the first one to accuse others of sensationalism
>Still a better personality type than being broke, beating your wife and children or killing pedestrians
Case in point. It's hard not to find it funny that the same people desperately pushing for cannabis to be legalized also wouldn't seem to mind much at all if the reverse happened with tobacco or alcohol.
There's a city in Massachussetts that banned anyone born in or after 2000 from legally buying tobacco products. But Massachussetts also has legal recreational marijuana and no city bylaws exist against it. The result is that if you're a zoomer in Brookline, MA you can legally buy pot but not cigarettes.
https://brookline.news/brooklines-tobacco-free-generation-law-facing-challenge-in-mas-highest-court/
>having double-standards on drug enforcement leads to said enforcement being meaningless
The story of the "War" on Drugs since the days of Prohibition.
this sort of rhetoric counts on the listener believing all illegal drugs are equally bad for you and all legal drugs are less harmful than illegal drugs
That's not really the point, though. Keeping cannabis illegal while banning alcohol and tobacco (or legalizing cannabis while keeping the others freely available) would at least be morally consistent. Legalizing cannabis while making moves to restrict access to the other two is just weird. You either want to reduce the availability of harmful drugs to protect the public or you don't, why undo the progress made in restricting cannabis if that's your goal?
>Legalizing cannabis while making moves to restrict access to the other two is just weird
It's like they recognize that some drugs are less harmful than others but believe that they can skip the steps of changing public perception with legislation
It's almost like the difference is that the people who sell alcohol and tobacco have a lot more money to throw around at politicians, regardless of public perceptions.
>Meth
this is how you know it's the drug of Nietzschian Overmen.
>this sort of rhetoric
That being?
t.
In case you're confused, I quite clearly say in my post that all drugs should be treated the same.
Yes, that includes ethanol, hence bringing up Prohibition.
All this is telling me that everyone should be taking shrooms instead.
No, everyone should be sober. That is an option, you know.
Without drugs and circuses people will start asking questions we can't have that.
And we've already lost circuses so we can't lose this.
Sounds fake and gay. I'll see you at the nearest dairy farm after it rains.
>I'll see you at the nearest dairy farm after it rains
And I'll see you with an umbrella and three buckets on the third Tuesday of next month.
What?
The covenant is sealed. Prepare yourself, the bargain is ironclad.
I was hoping we'd drop the non-sequiturs and start talking seriously, but I'm guessing some of us had too much to drink, smoke, or... whatever you call it when you take psilocybin mushrooms.
I'm stone cold sober, it's just frick to dick around with anons sometimes, especially when they're trying to be serious.
Since you're going to be like that
Psilocybe cubensis, the easiest-to-find psychedelic mushroom in the States, prefers to grow on aged cow manure. All mushrooms tend to grow soon after rain when water is available. If you found enough to fill three buckets then that would be a massive haul. The psychoactive experience you get from mushrooms or other true psychedelics is a "trip", so you'd be "tripping".
Get it?
Shrooms are the apex drug, dude weeders are missing out
Three buckets is pretty optimistic but I like where your head's at
Apex Drugs for the Apex Predator. I side Job taught me that.
You can tell this chart is bullshit because caffeine is nowhere to be found.
The pot heads that are exactly like those salt lake city girls and their crystals piss me off. "Weed cures cancer man" "weed can treat alzheimers man" "it makes you think better and aligns your chakra." It's like shut up about your plant moron.
>The pot heads that are exactly like those salt lake city girls and their crystals piss me off
The fact that you added such a specific qualifier disappoints me.
Not all crystal girls come from SLC anon I'm being sensitive to white culture
The disappointing part was everything that came after "pot heads" and before "piss me off."
You're going to be disappointed a lot in life then mam
I already am. I have to deal with people who look at me funny for rightfully calling someone who clings to a cup of coffee every morning an addict.
it helps me cope with being an overemotional moron, sure it's probably not like "good" or whatever but its chill you know?
Yeah at the end of the day, booze, weed, mushrooms, whatever the hell, it's all self-medication because real medication is such a fricking wienered up mess in america. Forget affording it, you can barely afford to find out what you need it for.
exactly, if it wasn't weed it'd eventually be something else and i'm currently between healthcare providers so i can't afford any real meds right now aside from my hrt, weed just helps me push those kms thoughts to the back burner
>i can't afford any real meds right now
>aside from my hrt
Wow it sure took folks a long time to pick up on that bait.
>baited by namegay post from yesterday
Alcohol is naturally occurring
They're the least interesting people in the world too. "DUUUUUUDE I was smoking a HUUUUUUUUUGE bowl and then I ate a bunch of cereal and poured milk on myself"
meanwhile the average drunk wakes up and finds that he's crashed his car, fricked a 60-year-old and beat the shit out of 2 guys
he mad
>this substance is protected by the 21st amendment
And no, cannabis isn't any better.
>this thing has bad
>so my thing's bad doesn't count
Stoner "logic"
Its why I wish Pervitin was still a thing. It was the white man’s drug.
Cocaine is right there, anon
cocaine got coopted by douchey college kids who need to study for their law/doctor exams. All the cool kids take promethazine.
pot is decriminalized here. I fricking hate potheads.
You just hate realizing you can never truly open to anyone your age in fear of being rejected.
learn English, moron pothead. get some hobbies besides your addiction
is the cat a boy?
that is Katie Kat and Um Jammer Lammy
this images make me want to listen to boom bap, preferrably Gang Starr and Cypress Hill
it makes me want to listen to rammstein
Makes me want to listen and watch King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard videos.
https://youtu.be/PUZn1I6llJs?si=ZBa7x2j8Q5L-H0Ol
Sauce
She's dressed like Hikari from Digimon Adventure 02
>no magical space alien ballerina gf who will hit the dab and then talk to you about swords for three hours
Why even FRICKING live
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Reason: Improper depiction of Pearl.
> Pearl doesn't use her storage room powers to hotbox her brain
>now her storage space in her gem is full of weed smoke on top of greg's cum everywhere
Why is it fine to get your panties in a twist about smokers and how disgusting they are but then you're apparently just meant to accept stoners and vapegays? The tobacco lobbies should've marketed gays like a religion, the fricking idiots.
They did, anon, Smoking was a fricking lifestyle and still is with specialties like cigars and pipes. It's just the massive cancer link. People think Vapers are kinda douchey but there's really no hard evidence that it's as destructive as cigarettes, and weed is less harmful since it's rolled without additives AND the absurd viilification makes all push back seem like a joke.
>AND the absurd viilification makes all push back seem like a joke.
Yeah it really can't be overstated just how fricking ridiculous the campaign against it for all these decades was.
Like don't get me wrong the shit stinks to high hell and I wish there was more decorum involved in not smoking it outside in public, or doing something more about the smell, but we're just not there yet.
There was gay fanart of this chick and I think 420chan a ways back, but I can't find it right now.
Well, this wasn't one of the ones I was looking for but it's interesting anyway.
Oh shit that's influence girl? I've seen her before but I thought it was some Winx or W.I.T.C.H. character
rip 420chan
>the absurd viilification makes all push back seem like a joke
Put the pipe down for longer than a couple of days, maybe everything will stop sounding like a joke.
Black person you do know there are people that practice drug sobriety right??? You can drink alcohol occasionally (i.e. go without for a month or weeks) the same with weed. Weed is addicting only if you use it as a crutch.
The answer is to change stoner culture from something as trashy to classy
All drug "culture" is trashy, no matter how normalized it becomes.
>but what about---
Did I typo?
The damage is done, the best you can do is just normalize weed and the like as something that doesn't need to be tied to all the obvious stereotypes but even then anyone with an actual personality won't need to represent themselves as as Stoner leaving it so all the worst elements are the face of the drug.
Vapers being huge douchebags is literally the reason why I hate vapes.
>Be in college
>Sitting with friends, eating lunch
>guy with a vape stick sits close and purposefully starts blowing huge clouds directly at us
>like, literally waiting for us to turn to look at him before blowing a cloud directly at your face
>"Oh, does this bother you? BECAUSE IT SHOULDN'T. IT'S JUST WATER VAPOR"
>trys to go into a sales pitch about the virtues of vaping
>literally doesn't understand that blowing ANYTHING out of your mouth into someone's face is disrespectful as frick
Even the most obnoxious stoners would warn you about blasting stinky dinky doinks.
>"but it's healthy!"
>sucks a pound of rooty tooty fresh and fruity pomegranate into their lungs
can't wait for the emphysema to be off the charts in thirty years
I miss cigarettes.
I'm not nor have ever been a smoker, but still. It chilled people out without making them giggling morons. Cigarillos At least had some nice vanilla added or whatever.
>muh cancer
Largely from the shit like formaldehyde in the filters and bleaches in the paper. Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day. Which also causes cancer. They smell better too. But companies can't sell the natural stuff at huge post-processing markups.
Everyone I knew who smoked the baccy was chill and masculine, even the women
>Largely from the shit like formaldehyde in the filters and bleaches in the paper. Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day
You have no idea what you're talking about; unprocessed tobacco contains carcinogens, even if you're not smoking it. Picrel lost his jaw to cancer from chewing tobacco.
>carcinogens
So does everything moron. Carcinogen literally just means "cancer causing substance." You can get cancer from charred meat, wood smoke, pete plastic that's been warm for too long, it's all carcinogenic. Native Americans weren't walking around missing their jaws. We don't have any records from settlers about it. I guarantee you, it's the dogshit that companies add to tobacco when they prep it for sale. That being said, some people are more susceptible genetically to cancers than others, even if attempting to smoke natural substances. Be they weed or home grown tobacco
>Native Americans weren't walking around missing their jaws. We don't have any records from settlers about it.
Because they didn't have the medical science to remove someones jaw and have them continue living. Because they mostly lived short, violent lives and had no idea what the frick cancer was.
It was a funny way to say we don't hear from settlers talking about native Americans dying from cancers in any disproportionate amount. We've known what cancer was since Hippocrates.
Anyway, not like it matters. I actually predict that this vaping trend will progress exactly the way tobacco did with more and more dangerous additives going in until we get big campaigns against it like I had to sit through anti-tobacco indoctrination in middle school in 2005.
>We've known what cancer was since Hippocrates.
>Some greeks described cancer in a medical text, therefore it should be identifiable to the layman at a glance, and something which would be noted in the written history of a bunch of migrants mostly concerned with their own survival.
Sure rewrite it however you imagined it I don't really care
>rewrite it however you imagined it
I'm not the one trying to say tobacco was safe till THE MAN put poison in it.
Neither am I, I said pretty much nothing is safe. Or if you prefer, most things are a similar level of unsafe. Just depends how much you do it
>Largely from the shit like formaldehyde in the filters and bleaches in the paper. Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day.
> I guarantee you, it's the dogshit that companies add to tobacco when they prep it for sale
>I actually predict that this vaping trend will progress exactly the way tobacco did with more and more dangerous additives going in
That all must have been some different anonymous poster arguing with me then, my mistake.
Ok now where did I say smoking was safe?
I bet you keep water bottles in your car you cheeky cancer boy
>Ok now where did I say smoking was safe?
>Self-rolled natural cigarettes would only cause as much cancer as sitting next to a burning campfire every day. Which also causes cancer.
You called smoking safe when you made this false equivalency and started spouting the
>but everything has carcinogens
bullshit.
>coping
Very sad
Lol I'm not the one who's convinced ciggies ain't that bad. Go smoke some pouch American Spirit with your cool masculine female friends.
Sounds comfy
Just admit you fricked up, dude.
still waiting
It's kind of funny how every drug user think vapers are douchebags
Throw some boilding water on him.
>"Oh, does that bother you? It shouldn't, IT'S JUST WATER!"
>tobacco lobbies should've marketed gays like a religion
That's how it is with natives, that's why they don't pay taxes on smokes
I actually don't think it's okay to attack smokers. I think we shouldn't be policing what people do in their free time as long as it isn't hurting anyone.
Yeah, I have coworkers who smoke and I don't mind as long as they're keeping it to themselves and don't make our work van stink of it. Most of them are perfectly considerate about doing it outside and we get on just fine.
I wish more weed smokers were as considerate, because that smell travels for fricking miles apparently. I don't think it's a personal failing it's just we haven't worked out social mores on it yet.
dude.
dude
mate
>I know people who have done this
I need new friends.
Yeah, cuz you're such a catch!
Least sensitive stoner.
>she didn't consider that the stoner wanted to give her drugs in order to have sex with her
Getting off while high as frick is the best feeling in the world.
The meme is describing rape
Drugging someone and having sex with them is rape
Normally I'd be fine with this but I hate stoners
Me and my old FWB use to rape each other all the time then. That's my fetish though so it's good.
I miss the old days
Oh and above poster smokes wiener, that's why he's like that
I still to this day don't know why Frankie from Fosters was always in these. Did those commercials air during that show?
No clue but she does look kinda like 420chan in black and white.
The girl's name is "TCC-tan", not "420 Chan"
Does anyone have the image with Cinemaphile's Druggy OC explaining her point of when she invited the straightedge looser because she felt sorry for her?
I want to frick that goat.
Funny, but how cheap is that microwave for the handle to break like that?
I don't smoke weed but I appreciate the value in stoner comedy.
I like the simplicity of these jokes
unbeatable
Cmon Yes was a good band. Roundabout's a classic yeah but Owner of a Lonely Heart is underrated.
>Owner of a Lonely Heart is underrated.
I said what I said, butthole
>their only hit ever
>underrated
Bro I'm not even high and I can't tell what that's supposed to say.
It's shopped
It's photoshopped, it's supposed to say "say no to drugs, say yes to pizza"
Bond burgered my pizza?
Jake looks genuinely happy.
Jake is also getting high. Why wouldn't he?
Smoking/vaping is for chumps, they wreck your airways
Edibles are the only way to go
Edibles are the best but I find vaping pretty nice for a quick high.
>the billionaires panel not having a prepubescent filipino boy chained to the floor in the background
That was back in the early 2010s, we didn't think about that kind of thing as much.
There were a lot of things we didn't feel the need to think about nearly as much.
He was getting the swan out of the fridge
That was JB? I thought the badly rolled blunt was just a random meme.
fake news headline
I like weed but I don't smoke. I fricking hate the smell so I just stick to gummies, but now for some reason there is this new trend where people act like weed taste is like like alcohol. Weed taste like fricking crusty butt and I have no idea how the frick anyone can actually enjoy the taste of weed.
>people act like weed taste is like like alcohol
It is. If you enjoy the taste of either, you're addicted.
"Gummies" count, by the way.
Funny I feel the same way about alcohol. It all tastes bad
dude weed lmao
why are the jokes always the same?
For the same reason jokes about drinking are all the same.
I mean, most of this stuff feels like it applies to "man I haven't slept in a day because of work/study" or "man I'm on sedatives because of surgery"
>man I'm on sedatives because of surgery
In that case, you have a medical reason to be inebriated. People who consume cannabis or ethanol are only doing it to stupefy themselves, and are doing it for fun.
I'm just saying the sensation isn't that far off. Or the idea of "wow this totally dumb thing I was doing seemed normal at the time."
i miss 420chan like you wouldn't believe
I honestly kinda miss board-tan culture. Frick, today half of them would be schizophrenic maniacs.
Yakui forever
I mean she's a nijiura maid and not a board-tan but same vibe, sure. I still have a load of nijiura maid folders I collected over the years before the japanese shut the doors on the website they were posting them all to. Only so far I could go without knowing the language barrier.
Fun fact, though, there's some like weird russian maidcore bands based off of some of them. Search up Yakui and some others on youtube and you'll get them in the results. It's... weird, but I'd expect weird. Yakui and Ozoi are the ones I've seen most.
Any chance of you sharing your collection, anon? I lost all my maids, OS-tans and other old school shit through various hdd failures...
>i consume a substance
>i behave abnormally
>isn't it funny?
Next you'll ask me to laugh at le epic fails
Sha*burp*lam
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A bit surprised nobody has posted any "Megg, Mogg & Owl" yet.
Lost interest after they raped him
I sure hope that's hyperbole
shut up homosexual. we lost grape flavored candles because morons can't take a great joke anymore.
But who was pjone?
Creator being an alphabet freak sours it.
The last comic I read of his had WWJs literally calling he and Megg's band the Australian version of saying "homosexual Killers", always shows Booger as being a selfish homewrecker, and Mike is literally pretending to be trans as a grift because he knows Owl is too pussy to call him out on it.
okay, snowflake
in hibernation until megs coven
Hanselmann got popular and sucks now
modern nuCinemaphile is unable to appreciate MM&O classic and simon breaking status levels (it was bound to happen) means the creator has to cater to the new discovering clientele.
Someone post quentin
Wrong board
I smoked hash a like once with this chick and it made me feel like I couldn't move my limbs at all and then I vomited
that is my entire experience with weed
>Greened out on the first sesh
That must've been embarrassing
i dont smoke or drink and do both of this things all the time. i wonder whats wrong with my brain.
Sorry folks, lost the widdly scuds comic.
got you covered
kino
Why are stoner comics so common but drunk comics so rare? Drinking's pretty much just as common as smoking weed and can make people act just as fricking weird, but I've never really seen alcohol used as a punchline for comics in the same way. Is it because of how alcohol makes some people into c**ts while weed basically never does that?
>Is it because of how alcohol makes some people into c**ts while weed basically never does that?
>while weed basically never does that?
kek
lol
lmao
Ok you know what, I retract that last part of my post. The remaining part stands though, why puff puff and not glug glug?
because people don't think of weed as an addiction and find it funny instead of being horribly depressing
>who are Andy Capp and Homer Simpson?
Explain to me why putting people in jail for smoking weed is bad without sounding mad.
Because american jails are generally profit driven so they have a vested interest in keeping as many people in them as possible? And that's kinda bogus? But boy, anon, pepsiman sure is cool.
Was that alright?
>Because american jails are generally profit driven so they have a vested interest in keeping as many people in them as possible?
So? Subhumans are far away from me so it's all that matters.
Jails don't keep people there forever, that's not how they work. And they just make criminals worse because they make no effort to reform or rehabilitate people so they just come out as more criminal. Add to that the fact that nobody wants to give them good jobs to give them a chance to be anything else and you just make the problem worse.
Okay, here's a better solution then
Electric chair.
Actually death row costs even more than life imprisonment.
As the kids say, "Skill issue."
Name one thing wrong with what they said.
the idea that prison populations are all psychotic murderers like it's Con Air is something you believe if you are in elementary school, if you're a grown man who thinks that prisons are good you are either developmentally disabled or so out of touch that your opinion has no value.
>prison populations are all psychotic murderers
Believe it or not, there are crimes other than murder.
>if you're a grown man who thinks that prisons are good
A society needs punishment to enforce its laws, yes.
>you do know there are people that practice drug sobriety
Of course I do. I'm one of them.
>You can drink alcohol occasionally
Oh. Never mind.
You must be at least 18 years old to post on here, little man
you would like Singapore
Yeah, frick, imagine having to deal with that. If you're so much as suspected of being inebriated at all people have the green light to just beat your ass in the street. It's fricking nuts, but that's where that train leads.
I would prefer the proles do something useful and not waste my tax money sodomizing each other in prison.
Because so many people smoke weed now that if we put them all in jail who will put my bigmac in the baggy?
Now that's a good way to make people cook for themselves
Eating slop as a treat is a constitutional right
>treat
You mean breakfast, dinner, treat, and midnight snack. Typical american diet.
That's some commie unamerican bullshit right there, making people do shit for themselves.
robots, teens who don't smoke
weed makes people act black
if the goal is to remove unwanteds, then it makes more sense to kill them. if the goal is punishment, thats stupid because its up to god.
so it makes good sense to leave them alone if you dont want to kill them. prison is a compromise that helps none other than the men running them, if you define jail as "detainment until either trail or execution" then its fine, i just personally dont think its worth killing over. the economic factor would be a if the goverment was either much more competent or much less corrupt, but ifs dont pay the bills so why should pot?
love and peace, pepsi man.
stoners remove themselves from being my direct competition
putting them in jail means i literally pay for them to be there
they should be allowed to smoke themselves into poverty, mediocrity, and death
>they should be allowed to smoke themselves into poverty, mediocrity, and death
Wish that was the case
Because it's disproportionate. They're only "harming" themselves.
They also go out of their way to find trouble and annoy non-smokers
Bro, can't handle another drink? What are you, a pussy?
Wastes taxpayer money and because it would take up time and space in jails they might let worse criminals have lower sentences knowing that the prison is already overcrowded
taxpay mydick intoyour asshomosexual
>they might let worse criminals have lower sentences knowing that the prison is already overcrowded
You're so close to seeing how it actually works it's painful.
The reason there are so many people in prison for drug charges is because it's easier to get a conviction on those than the more serious felonies the person was actually arrested for, thus the DA's conviction rate looks good and the police and mayor can say they're "tough on crime."
That's why you see repeat offenders in and out 20 or 30 times before they finally frick up badly enough that the city has to go hard on them.
>tough on crime.
Yeah this is the real bullshit. It's just a cheat code for politicians and the police to keep their numbers up. They all have a vested interest in continuing to lock people up even when crime isn't that high, because if you say you're not locking up a bunch of people all the time you're soft on crime, because you didn't throw some punkass kid in prison for a year just for vandalizing a fricking train car or whatever, to say nothing of some loser smoking weed behind the arbys.
>BAM! Im a goat now! Men love goats right?
Wow,
She's so pretty
For the joke to work she needs to write microwave on the side of the microwave. Just worthless.
Imagine being so much of a junkie that you need obvious appliances spelt out for you for a joke to work.
If you could have [character gets drunk] or [character gets high] episode, which would you pick?
DUDE
U
D
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she will never be him
see now that is the sort of thing that needs to be a quick sight gag in a Fionna And Cake type series for Adventure Time. Pot Princess is awesome.
An episodic gag focused AT show with lesser used characters would be fun.
Smoking weed stopped being cool the second they legalized it here in CO. It used to feel dangerous, like an insider activity that you had to be "cool" to get invited to a smoke sesh. Now it's so fricking routinized that it's lost all its potency of meaning - its just another everyday activity like getting dressed for work. I stopped doing it because it lost that fun quality for me
>Smoking weed stopped being cool
Stopped reading there. I smoke weed because I like being high, not because I'm trying to impress other people.
For those of you that like TCC-Tan. You should get this cool poster of her.
https://www.mugenmart.com/products/flocked-blacklight-poster-24-x-35
stoners are the most obnoxious individuals alive, no other addicts fume so furiously and protest so harshly when told they're addicts, and no other substance makes people so unpleasant both when they're on it as well as when they're sober
w33d is like the punk of drugs, it's "kewl" only if we still pretend it's not legal or socially acceptable all these years after it has become legal and socially acceptable, and it's a nifty little personality replacement for people won't don't have one
90% of weed smockers are annoying and the other 10% are the ones who don't tell you they puff as soon as they meet you. they're also highly low IQ because whenever you make any of these points the first response you get is "well *I* smoke w33d and i'm not like this!" both proving they can't comprehend generalizations, as well as believing that what they're doing at that very instance isn't the definition of annoying
>no other addicts fume so furiously and protest so harshly when told they're addicts,
Uh
Alcoholics?
ah, the usual stoner response
no, this would only be true if you thought every alcohol drinker is an alcohol addict
but you're a stoner so you probably do think that
i dont do drugs or alcohol because im not a degenerate. i have healthy vices
Breathing Oxygen causes oxidizeation damage to the body. Mine as well just stop breathing altogether
>can't formulate a counter argument
>goto "die"
I just punched a hole through your degenerate argument tho
>your degenerate argument
NTA. Also, no you didn't.
Nobody cares who you are
Ask how I know you had a bowl or five before typing that.
malding on a Vietnamese comics and cartoons board about weed lmao what went wrong with your life?
>malding
I'll wait until you're sober enough to speak like an adult, then.
You would
someone who unironically uses the undefined handwave term "degenerate" has no business trying to have an opinion in any conversation, no matter how unimportant. "Degenerate" can be used by a dozen people to mean completely different things, even with all of them referring to the same image or idea, and because conservatism is inherently built on conformity, they all just smile and nod and silently agree not to infight about it, even though if you asked any one of them to define the term they'd get into a fatwa holy war over it.
Learn to read a reply chain you fricking moron. You sure you haven't been hitting a bit of the sticky icky yourself?
Oh I definitely have, that's totally a fair cop
ah, the usual alcoholic response
no, this would only be true if you thought every weed smoker is a stoner
but you're an alcoholic so you probably do think that
>inb4 no u
>no u
its true even if you said it first anon
you can't just shit in the street and then go "haha >inb4 'he's shitting in the street' i said it first now you cant complain!"
yes i can because your immediate response to
was to go "no u (stoners)"
you're an idiot arentcha?
my original post was
"stoners are X"
>"whatabout alcoholics?"
>"No, here's why:"
That's not 'no u' it's 'u to begin with, now i explain why u'
you didn't explain "here's why". You basically went "any counterargument you make means you're a stoner and thus wrong". i.e.
>stoners bad
>alcoholics bad
>no u
i just realized i'm arguing with a man who's entire personality is huff puff funny flower, what am i doing with my life? good god
you're right anon, the correct answer from the beginning should've been "shut up gay"
>you are silly!
Shut up gay
nice projection gay, why don't you go ask your mom if she's got another bottle of whisky smuggled away in the bathroom
You're both hideous. The 21st amendment, the continuing push to legalize cannabis, and the complete un-regulation of caffeine are all abominations.
>I can quit anytime I want
You're both right, and you're both wrong.
The ethanol addict who has one beer every day will vehemently deny being an addict, despite forming a habit around their drug of choice (yes, ethanol is a drug). The same for the cannabis addict who smokes once a day.
For me, the truly annoying ones are those who deny being caffeine addicts, despite meeting the standard described above by having a cup of coffee (or three) every morning.
Caffeine is only dangerous if you drinks 80 cups of coffee/tea a day (and somehow manage not to piss and shit all of it out) so nobody really gives a frick about caffeine.
>Caffeine is only dangerous if
Didn't ask.
probably because you're freaking out over nothing
ITT
Now add a caffeine addict to that funny little dog image of yours. Makes the cannabis user look serene by comparison.
ok i don't have photoshop tho
ITT
what emotion is this trying to convey?
spotted the Brian
>Americans wake up
>thread goes to shit
Hmm
What do you expect from a country with the sale and consumption of a psychoactive substance protected as a legal right in its constitution?
>shit thread is shit
What the frick were you expecting?
dude weed
totally
>Episode where the family gotta stop Molly from sparking up one everyday.
Oh shit I gotta cut back on my alcohol consumption I really gotta stop drinking 32 oz of smirnoff ice and other tall drinks.
I smoked weed once and now I’m gay.
the hottest fanart of them I have ever seen, i used to read that Jackie Chan Adventures comic where Jade was propositioning adult men in the park in her girl scout uniform, god that shit was hot
Here's the thing, when I'm around smokers I have to breathe in the smoke they exhale. That's why edibles are the Patrician choice.
I'm not taking half of my chewed edible and putting in in anyone's mouth.
>taking half of my chewed edible and putting in in anyone's mouth
What if I asked you nicely to and promised to play nice
Didn't ask?
>Horseshit tastes better than dogshit
ok?
I can kind of see his point.
Per your example, if one person is eating horseshit and the other person is burning dogshit, which is more unpleasant to be around?
>inb4 both
Don't be an obtuse c**t like we know you are.
Yes homosexual, shit is shit no matter what you do with it. Nobody likes even looking at shit, unless you're a scatgay of course.
t. obtuse c**t
I accept your concession, druggy.
t. illiterate, obtuse c**t
I don't get it.
t. square
see weed will make that happen for some people, but it's just amplifying stuff that's already inside you, and it's the process of working through that stuff that helps you heal. Sometimes you have to cut someone open to get the bullet out, and you're not going to be able to do that without blood and pain.
You have no idea how badly I want my mom to smoke weed. She's a miserable alcoholic so watching her cry and stop playing her bullshit mind games will be something to behold.
You want your mom to become a vegetable.
Whatever the outcome is, she'll stop being a problem.
Then you're an ignorant dumbass.
>Then you're an ignorant dumbass.
My point is, if you "need" your "morning cup of joe" to get up in the morning, you're addicted.
Caffeine is an addictive substance and should be treated as such---although, that's not saying a lot, given how other addictive substances are treated here...
>Caffeine out of fricking nowhere
It's like you homosexuals completely miss the point why normal people hate stoners and alcoholics.
>out of fricking nowhere
Read the reply chain, junkie.
Caffeine is addictive, but it's not alcohol or THC addiction bad. You won't die from Caffeine withdrawl and the only way coffee can kill you is if you drink shitloads of caffeine in one day (without shitting it out because caffeine is also a laxative)
>but it's not AS BAD as---
Still didn't ask.
and once again, you're a dumbass. Move to Singapore if you care so much about addiction.
You sound like a straightedge guy, and every straightedge guy has a little peanut dick, that's just proven scientific fact.
Usually violent as hell too. Probably a wifebeater.
Are you describing an average stoner?
And sincerely he would be helped by taking like two edibles on a weekend, maybe once or twice a month for like six months. It's not even a huge investment of money, you're talking about the same price per as going to get a cheap lunch at mcdonalds, and his life would be so much better, he'd work through stuff and feel more genuine emotions and feel closer and more empathetic to the people around him. It's sad.
I wanna see that. I definitely want to see that.
I'm not interested in your particular Rasta cult.
Who said anything about rasta anything? Or a cult? You're putting an enormous amount of words into people's mouths. I was just like you, and my brain was like a tangled up pair of earbuds, cables all tightly wound up and twisted into a knot, and just a little bit of THC, most palatably in the form of some edibles, helps to massage your brain just a little bit, like a nice back rub, and helps those cables to untangle. The intoxication is very temporary, and it makes food taste a little better, makes jokes a little funnier, yeah it will occasionally make you cry because of something about your dad or whatever your thing is, and then a couple hours later you'll wake up from your little nap, safe in your bed in your house, it's not going to make you go insane and march naked down the street, you just might saunter over to burger king and eat the most delicious onion rings you've ever had (in your mind) and afterwards, when you're sober again, you might sincerely have the urge to tell your friend how much they mean to you, and how lucky you are to have them in your life, and they might tell you to stop being such a gay, and you'll smile and laugh. It genuinely can improve your life.
>just do edibles on the weekend maaaaaaaaan it'll improve your mind and make you a better person
>who said anything about a weed-centric cult lol you're crazy
I genuinely hope you get the help you need, anon. It's the way to avoid the prescription drug pit. I spend so little on weed compared to what you could be spending on anti-depressants and such.
>if you're not doing my favorite drug, you're going to end up doing other drugs
>i'm totally not the deluded one
>People have made their points already
Where?
Right here, in this very thread you're in! If you do a little looking, maybe you can find them. Good luck!
>what is a rhetorical question?
I think that if you're expecting a peanut-dicked PragerU guy to actually read anything, you'd get better results trying to squeeze blood from a stone, anon.
>PragerU
Anyone else you want to throw in as a random guilt-by-perceived-association?
We wouldn't have to if you bothered to actually have a discussion, but when you stonewall people, of course they're going to draw conclusions, because it's all you've left for them to do. It's your fault entirely.
Here; why don't you find some examples of me "stonewalling" people, and what those were in response to.
literally (
) is one example of someone providing a useful insight and you basically just repeating it back to them in a mocking tone of voice because the idea of even the possibility of you being incorrect is something you don't allow yourself to entertain for even a moment. You don't possess the capacity to learn or grow, because outside perspectives are automatically considered inferior to people like you.
>repeating it back to them in a mocking tone of voice because
It's worthy of mockery, yes.
>w-w-w-why do you k-k-keep calling me an butthole???
Your words, not mine.
No, I know why you're calling me an butthole: for the same reason Luanne's roommates called her a Nazi in that one episode of King of the Hill.
Yes, anon, life is just like your favorite TV shows. You're so smart and original and clever. Nobody knows how life works except for you. You never need to listen to anybody else except for your favorite youtubers who will tell you you're already correct for being the right skin tone. It's okay. You can go back to sleep, now.
Again, your words, not mine.
>if you're going to keep being disingenuous
You get what you give.
Apparently not as that one anon was genuinely just trying to be sincere in his description of his experiences and you just said "lol whatever culty junky" so nah, get fricked friend.
I genuinely believe that that anon believed what he said. I'm not obliged to respect it.
Nah man if you're going to keep being disingenuous I'm just gonna keep right on calling you an butthole.
Why do you think straightedge guys only make out with their girlfriends (if they have one that is)?
Yeah, like weed will amplify what's already in you and not all of those are going to be either A: good or B: solvable by being amplified, but it's a good bet that a somewhat large amount of weed on occasion (like 50mg on a weekend for a couple of weekends over the course of like six months) WILL help your mental health, you just also have to be careful it doesn't make certain things worse (like repressed negative experiences can re-emerge if you get too far in your own head).
Get her to try mushrooms instead
I drank like once a week on Fridays and even at that level, taking mushrooms just once made me feel like alcohol was a waste of time
Yeah, you know, maybe prude anon here just needs some hot lesbian action too.
>insert long speech decrying lesbianism as an abomination or how lesbians just want meat like that other post
blah blah blah
Everyone needs to watch some poor straight edge girl get lovingly tribbed by a skateboarding stoner chick.
>prude anon
Who?
>dumbass
>peanut dick
>wifebeater
I'd like to see something with more thought put into it than these playground taunts, but I'm guessing that's too much to ask from a junkie.
It's funny because I don't smoke or drink or do any of that shit, I just think you sound like an butthole.
>you sound like an butthole
I'm still waiting to see your point.
>Call someone an butthole
>What's your point
That is the point, butthole.
Calling you a dumbass is enough.
Okay, junkie.
dumbass
Why are you wasting brain power on this dumbass?
People have made their points already, anon, and what they got for their troubles was "lol okay junkie" so any further demands can rightfully be told to go take a long walk off a short pier.
This girl probably a fentanyl addict now
Is there anything more pathetic than conservatives and straightedge types trying to seem cool and hip and smart? Every part of their facade is so transparent, like those PragerU videos where they try to seem all smart and web 4.0, but then they do the equivalent of saying "as we all know, black people are just inferior" and it's like "ohhh right, I forgot for a second that these people are completely insane". It's like watching them just burn money on screen for no reason, because the people they want to think they're cool are never going to be convinced by it. They're posers, and nobody on earth likes a poser.
Prager U was founded and is still run by israelites, but nice try.
Actually the largest funders are the Wilks family, fracking billionaires, who are called the Koch brothers of the christian right, so nice try.
>funders
Holy shit it's illiterate as well as moronic.
The money is what matters, anon.
lol
lmao
And NPR/PBS are state controlled and funded media that still begs for money from the great unwashed masses they claim to support, so who's really holding the moral high ground here?
Don't forget The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
But those billionaires are fine.
Cannabis was kept illegal for so long no thanks to Harry Anslinger's propaganda campaigns and Jedgar/Nixon implementing the War on Drugs to lock up as many Black folk and dirty hippies they could get their hands on. It was when the government figured out how to profit from it like they did with alcohol they started to change their tune
>the government figured out how to profit from it like they did with alcohol
And the 21st amendment was also a mistake.
t. 1920s organized crime
I've been talking a lot against cannabis in this thread, does that mean I'm an aspiring drug dealer?
>stonewall people
For avoiding the point I'm trying to make?
Frick some bad vibes in here.
ye
Oh hey, here's one.
>decide to try weed to see what the fuss is about
>venture out of my basement for the first time in years to look for a dealer
>somehow manage to find one
>he gets angry at me because I tried to pay with Good Boy Points
>mfw
If only weed was as easy to get as my tendies...
Go the EBT route and buy teddies with your GBP and trade food for drugs.
>no quentin
Hillary Clinton is a straightedge gamer? Cringe
>your honor, its ok, i only rape in moderation