https://variety.com/2022/film/news/bros-box-office-disappointing-billy-eichner-reacts-1235390904/
This is why I hate modern Hollywood.
They make these movies that are “full of diversity” not because they actually support it, but because if the movie bombs or is negatively received, they can easily deflect it.
This film with black main characters failed?
That’s because people are racist.
This film with female main characters failed?
That’s because people are sexist.
This film with gay main characters failed?
That’s because people are homophobic.
They just can’t accept the fact that maybe their movie is garbage or that their film was terribly marketed.
I’m tired of this shit. When are people gonna wake up and say no to Hollywood’s bullshit?
>people can only enjoy movies if they're represented, we need more representation
>why aren't straights watching this movie where they're not represented?
They're aware of why nobody is watching their movies. This is just a shame tactic to sell more tickets and to make their movies and TV immune to criticism. It works on twittergays and normalgays. It's like She-hulk producers claiming everyone that hates their show is an incel.
It's literally just
>Oh, you didn't watch our movie? I guess you're not a real ally then...
>Wait, you watched it and didn't like it? You're a bigoted piece of shit.
Why would they care about "immunity to criticism" more than money?
Lmfao
homosexuals are really stupid
I don't want nor need to be represented. Why would I watch a movie about homosexuals? This is just a homosexual movie nothing else. It's not to entertain, again just a movie about homosexualry.
This movie and article are nothing but homosexual BAIT and reactions
because bumsex is rank
no batty boys in Jamaica, rude boy seen he haffi dead
need lotto bomboclatt after bumsex
jamaica man make me nearly dead wit laugh
They know they’re going to bomb. This is the thing, these types actually hate trannies and homosexuals, about as much as /misc/ does. The difference is /misc/ doesnt use trannies and homosexuals for their own political and financial gains.
Did you watch the all female ghost Busters?
did you watch all female Oceans 11?
if not you're just a sexist. The movies cannot be bad the only explanation is bigotry
>gay romcom
>expect straight people, men included, to have interest
Do people not think these things through?
These people dont think anon. If you could see inside their minds it would be a vastly empty space with just some outrage/victimhood mentality constantly bouncing around
In Hollywood? No. They're still coked up pedophiles, they just changed from storytelling to crying that audiences are (insert insult) because they aren't watching (old series being redone again in oir lifetime [again]).
You'd think they'd know what a library is, full of stories not on a screen. With that much coke you'd think they'd be able to skim a book.
i thought half of zoomers and millenials were gays? wa happen?
it isn't true. it's a psyop.
gay here, I knew I had zero interest in it during the trailer. Reading the wiki synopsis only confirmed what I already thought.
You fricking guy bastard guy I kill you you fricking guy I frick your sister motherfrick guy
Good morning sir
>In a thread posted to his official Twitter, Eichner, who wrote, produced and stars in “Bros,” asserted that he is “very proud” of the movie, describing his experience covertly watching a sold out screening in Los Angeles during the weekend.
>mfw people find out the hard way not everyone is as homosexualy as California
>tfw you try to insert homosexualry on an IP that doesn't already have a dedicated fanbase
brosbros...
does billy not know he's ugly and unfunny?
can't wait for Hollywood to make "A bugchaser's life: Monkeypox boogaloo" and blames the bombing on homophobic Muslim
why doesn't he instead just say "Christians/Muslim didn't show up"
>Muslim
And get accused of islamophobia? Not on your life.
God, that shit is so funny and spineless, will never ever take any “feminist” seriously.
>anyone who isn’t a bigoted homophobic weirdo will like this movie!
Holy shit he’s talking about us!! A celebrity knows we exist! Awesome !
Romcoms are a dead genre you can't just say "oh this ones for the gays" and expect that to suddenly change.
Also when they were popular they mostly were watched by women as escapist/aspirational entertainment. If its about gay males then it serves none of those functions because they can't aspire to fall in love with a man that wants wiener.
Yeah they don’t get released theatrically anymore but some genius really believed that a sodomite romcom would actually draw in straight people that’s how out of touch Hollywood is at this point
>>why didn't everyone throw down fifty bucks to watch gay men get it on?
The red band trailer played when I went the movies on the weekend. The trailer showed Billy making out with a shirtless dude on the couch, then the camera pans back to show 2 naked dudes sucking the shirtless dudes dick. I felt physically sick seeing it
>This movie isn't for <majority population> don't ruin the experience for <minority population> by showing up.
>Movie does bad
>Why didn't <majority population> consoom the movie?
It's a mystery.
>This film with black main characters failed?
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl2551874305/?ref_=bo_hm_rd
What do you mean anon, the woman king has already made their budget back
>the woman king has already made their budget back
Based moron
You're a fricking dipshit. Stop talking about movies like you know what "making their budget back" means.
Why didn't the gays show up?
or are there simply not enough gays to make a movie profitable?
Carbon Dioxide levels, lead and goyslop has made everyone in power about as moronic as possible.
Nuclear War is just around the corner jerking off while staring at our asses.
They make these movies as propaganda knowing they’re going to lose money and be tax writeoffs / fodder for esg loans.
Blaming the audience is moronic. No idea why modern media can’t see that this is a moronic strategy.
good. now all these sanctimonious gay hollywood fruits all know how much everyone who doesnt live in their homosexual LA bubble hates their kind
Funny how straight people did show up for Brokeback Mountain. That was a gay love story too and was a box office smash. Maybe your movie just sucks?
Don't forget The Crying Game
Or the Birdcage, which was a huge hit, and justifiably so.
I still stand by Brokeback Mountain not being about 2 gays but just about 2 bros who are gay for each other.
Similar to those stories of gay men who marry a woman because they just find that 1 person in their life that they love and it happens to be not their typical preference.
>I still stand by Brokeback Mountain not being about 2 gays but just about 2 bros who are gay for each other.
Jack was definitely gay. He goes to Mexico to frick men when his trip with Ennis falls through and I felt like there might have been something with his new co-worker.
Ennis seems more like a guy who will bang Jack because he loves him but has zero interest in other men. Or even other people.
In the short story and less obviously in the film they let you know Jack is either gay or bi and Ennis never loved another man besides Jack. That masterpiece warms my cold heart and modern gay artists really need to get on it’s level.
What a lying stupid c**t. He's israeli right?
desu, not even the twittergays who defend that shit watch these kind of movies.
They just want those juicy retweets.
think if it had stared two handsome twinks instead of ugly middle aged men it would probably have been popular with women
like that show heartstoppers
>Make a movie offering no appeal to the majority of audiences
>They don't show up
Bros bros, what happened? Did we get too wienery?
I'm gay and I wouldn't watch that
I hate seeing my kind on screen
I cringe and feel embarrassed
Same I like guys in general but 95% of gays are huge flamming homosexuals and I don't want anything to do with them
>When are people gonna wake up and say no to Hollywood’s bullshit?
They are. That's why no one showed for this turd.
BALD IM KINO
I'd rather watch the maggots.
Same.
these men are gay and hate themselves
>gay
>hate themselves
redundant statement
i turn away if 2 homosexuals are going to kiss in a movie
everything starts with the mind and why would i want that disgusting imagery floating around in my head?
i'm sure every trannies story starts with becoming desensitized to filth like this
>straight men
Now do straight women on bi men.
qrd?
maggots are fascinating, homosexuals are boring
I'm waiting on woke and christgays to outlaw biology in school
You gaytheists spent decades encouraging the homosexuals, you can get the rope with them.
>I like gays
>I'm a biblebelt christgay
You tried and failed again, like everything in your life
>I like gays
I, in fact, hate gays. Atheists and lolberts were the biggest gay-enablers and you know this
Catholics and israelites were gays centuries before atheism was a thing but lets keep pretending you aren't moronic.
Most homosexuals are atheists and all atheists are homosexuals
only burger christians get this upset over evolution. stop being a troony and read a bio textbook
Evolution is a judeo-masonic trick at the root of every poisonious modern ideology.
https://archive.org/details/whycollegesbreedcommunists1941field_201907/page/n1/mode/2up
Your god will never be real.
Even if living a "christian lifestyle" was the objectively best way to live.
No matter how much degenerate shit the homos do.
You are nothing but a cancer on white Christian civilization. All you can do is mouth the words some subversive israelite wrote for you.
You sit in a building once a week and chant the words israelites from your holy book. You worship a israeli man who claimed to be a manifestation of a israeli god.
>dude dont be a homophobe piece of shit go see my movie
>what how come you guys aren’t seeing my movie
I hate hardcore dems so much
Didnt know Stephen Crowder was in the movie
Lol I knew they’d blame their piece of shit movie bombing on homophobia trump and hateful bigot republicans these people are so predictable
every movie is "review bombed" now
>review bombing
>incel
>chud
>homophobic
>transphobic
israelite speak.
Lmao who is a homophobe these days. No 9ne cares enough
Who actually cares enough to review bomb this maybe the movie just sucks?
why would i want to watch a movie about dudes getting their buttholes blown out? that's fricking disgusting
The homosexual dies as it lashes out at you!
>Romantic comedy
ok so already right off the bat straight men aren't interested, no matter whether it's about gay or straight people
>it's about gays
so now women, aka the main audience for rom-coms aren't interested either as there is no fantasy or wish fulfillment.
>ok so already right off the bat straight men aren't interested, no matter whether it's about gay or straight people
ok homophobe
women love gays, they're the audience not other gays
women love gays in movies as the quirky best friend of the female lead, not as main characters.
One thing I don't get about women is their tolerance of gays, despite them having higher disgust sensitivity than men.
Gays are just commodities to them.
Women see gay men as women but without any of the competition which is perfect for them, that insane competitiveness is why they hate other women so much. Also an accessory to show their open-mindedness, make them feel interesting like an HBO show.
>Women see gay men as women but without any of the competition
This, a woman with a gay best friend is a massive red flag for this reason. She cannot get along with other women and will likely be very insecure and jealous.
That gay dude from Mean Girls is what every woman wants from a gay friend.
All women I know who had gay friends would constantly mention he was gay. Like if they had a black friend.
women pretend like they love gays, but ask them if they would ever date a bisexual man lol. in their true hearts they think it's gross
i don't know why a straight white man would watch any post-obama media, nothing is made for you, it's like 90% feminist power fantasy 10% gibbs movie for browns
Nobody likes Billy Eichner. His entire bit is just "LOOK HOW BIG OF A FLAMING homosexual I AM I SUCK A MILLION wienerS GIRLFRIEND."
>le unfunny yelling gay man
Nailed it
>or that their film was terribly marketed.
I only learned about this movie yesterday lol
Why didnt they just release it on netflix like regular homosexuals do?
Wow, that's crazy.
>all the chuds in this thread
if you won't support us then maybe we won't be so nice to you anymore, ever think about that breeder?
You're only pretending to be nice to get access to our sons, homosexual!
threats, classic.
I'm just gonna assume it was too White Male Gay oriented and needed more Black Trannies to succeed.
>316 upvotes
>91 comments
Even reddit gays didn't give a shit about your movie. It's over, Billy
I'm straight and have no issues whatsoever watching a movie where 100% of the characters are gay, but I hadn't even heard of this movie until I saw posts about it here. I still don't know if this was streaming or in theaters r what, and I don't know anything about it other than "gay". Not gonna put effort into learning either.
I didn't know Billy was in this, I don't care about it, but I really do love Billy on the Street
>IT'S NOT FOR YOU FRICKING CHUDS!!!!!!!
>Hey why aren't you watching it?
>tiresome.png
I don't hate gays, I just want nothing to do with them.
Its probably because it wasn't funny or used the concept of a gay romcom in an way that would be entertaining regardless of sexual orientation.
Bros??? They shoulda called it… gayS!
>You aren't a homophobic weirdo, anon. Are you?
Nope, I will probably watch it when it's streaming.
What if I simply have no interest in a gay love story?
this. I can't think of a reason a heterosexual man would see this unless it was reviewed as the funniest comedy of the last decade
That's inherently homophobic fi you have an issue with a love story just because it features to male identifying persons
homie straight males don't even watch straight love story movies
If I have no interest in something, it doesn't mean I hate it, it means I have not interest in it. I wouldn't want to see a love story among old people either. It doesn't mean I hate old people in general. I just don't have any desire to watch them fall in love.
>If I have no interest in something, it doesn't mean I hate it,
That's exactly what it means. This is a post Trump world now. You don't get away with this shit anymore.
Not very sound logic or reasoning senpai
i think gays have the right to do what they want behind closed doors with willing partners otherwise I prefer to not have to see them anywhere whether it be tv, movies, magazines, or the city street, hardly homophobia
Ok CHUD
The name not clue you in?
How would they know viewers’ sexual preference? Do they poll for this during penis inspection now? It’s been a while since I’ve been to the theater.
>We made a movie only for gay people
>Only a few gay people showed up
With this you can see, yet again, how far from reality they are.
>Seeing a movie is a valid form of political participation when it puts money in my pocket.
Tired of this trope tbdesu
>Make a movie targeting people that can go on an app and get gay sex ordered to their house for free instantly and at any time
>They'll definitely come out and pay 13 dollars for a ticket and 15 dollars for a pop and some corn
And I'm supposed to be the bad guy for not going? It's all so tiresome.
What compounds this failure is homosexuals don't want romance. They're sexual deviates. The percentage of homosexuals that want traditional romance is minuscule, almost as small as the percentage of straight people that want to watch a romantic comedy about gays.
There’s no romance in this though, and it’s even shitting on gays who don’t want to be flamboyant cartoon versions.
they pretend their relationships are like a straight relationship when really they're not legitimate
>this movie isn't for you, dude!
>w-why aren't dudes watching my movie?
Reminder that if white males stopped giving a shit and stopped helping women and minorities, said women and minorities would all be totally fricked and would be begging those white males to care and help them again. everyone is a spoiled piece of shit who doesn't care. People only have as much power as you give them.
What does that have anything to do with this movie about gay white boys
Gay people, women, minorities, so many that are associated with the far left, a group that has been heavily discriminating against straight white males for awhile now, gets angry at straight white males when they don't help them succeed.
Climate change -> resource depletion -> justification for gentile holocaust
Bill Gates
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
All blackmailed by Israeli Epstein program
We are all Amalekite survivors of an attempted israeli induced holocaust against our people
Top Gun: Maverick made 733 million at the box office so far. You know what it didn't have? gay shit. Maybe, just maybe, people don't like gay shit.
This is not a hard concept.
>You know what it didn't have? gay shit.
Top Gun is tastefully homosexual to be fair.
its also better made then whatever dogshit Bros is.
You haven't seen bros.
Shut the frick up
Neither have you, it’s trash.
I saw it 5 hours ago idiot
sure you did moron. im sure you cheered on the absolute lack of chemistry and the lead guilting some dude into being into him the whole movie. You totally weren’t on your phone the whole time either.
1. It was a date
2. It was deceptively charming
Don't chat shit about something you don't know about again. Consider that a lesson
What was your favorite part? I liked the part where he went into the bathhouse and hooked up with a stranger, but the scene where he got double gaped by the two Mexicans was too much for me.
Yeah just like I thought, you didn’t actually watch it. ‘Deceptively charming,’ kek, even your attempt at praising it is backhanded.
go watch some actually good gaykino, like farewell my concubine.
top gun is not homosexual in the slightest and Im not gonna act like its true just because Cruise haters say it is
That just shows the damage Trump has done
No people just don’t like shit movies.
filmmakers used to reflect on failure and realize where they went wrong, now they just deflect and project, blaming boogeymen and refusing to admit any flaws in their worldview or skills.
And it's NOT okay.
>Top Gun
>no gay shit
I haven't seen Maverick, but the original Top Gun was super homoerotic.
In Maverick Iceman dies from AIDS
I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be cancer or something. AIDS doesn't make it hard to speak
Top Gun is gay as frick but it's interesting and easiky watchable. They didn't need to show balls slapping balls.
Let me put it this way. I'm a gay and the last thing I want to watch is a straight romcom which I completely can't relate to at all. Why should breeders want to see two guys fricking each other in the ass and making smug jokes deriding everything they hold dear?
>Eichner is israeli[22] and gay.[23][24][25] He is currently single and lives in Los Angeles.[26]
>Eichner is a Democrat. On February 1, 2018, Eichner announced a new initiative called Glam Up the Midterms, during that night's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, in conjunction with Funny or Die and with the support of several late night hosts including Sarah Silverman, James Corden, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brien, John Oliver, Chelsea Handler, Robin Thede, and Andy Cohen. Glam Up the Midterm's purpose was getting people to vote in the November 6 midterms, especially millennials, of whom only 12% voted in the previous midterm election.[27][28][29][30] Eichner joined the progressive political organization Swing Left as senior advisor starting in 2019[31][32] and endorsed Elizabeth Warren in the 2020 Democratic Party presidential primaries.[33]
>leans hard into pandering and supporting Democrats
>Democrats don’t care and still ignore his movie
pottery
The game in Hollywood at the moment is that you can get projects greenlit for all the good woke and social justice reasons in your pitch. Not because it's a good idea or has an audience.
The executives are reluctant to push back, because they can be accused of being against the good agenda of making a woke film.
The real struggle is trying to make the woke material in a way that still has some appeal to the mainstream audience.
A big issue is that you have people with just the woke pitch. Like a gay rom com. Versus those with a good idea, who need to layer in the woke to get it made. The latter tend to be better, but they always suffer because the woke always is tacked on and you can tell.
Isnt the issue that the LBT community allies didn't turn up?
Why the frick would I watch some homosexuals being homosexuals in a movie
Why wouldn't you? It's normal
Maybe if you're a homosexual.
You definitely jack off to troony porn and pretend you're not gay to my dad
*your dad
you’re dad* :3
>pretend you're not gay to my dad
wew, pretty telling freudian slip there, buddy.
Cause being gay is cool
Why would I financially support people who clearly hate me? You just know if I did well they wouldn't express any gratitude to the straight people who made it happen and just talk about how it was a triumph for the gay community.
Straight people started it. Look at this thread, it’s a cesspool of incels and the lowest denominator of society jerking off over a crappy movie bombing only because they don’t like gay people. So don’t start complaining when they discriminate back.
Hmm
>So don’t start complaining when they discriminate back.
Push harder homosexual and you'll see actual discrimination against gays come back. You're tolerated now, at least in the West, but people have their limits.
Are there even gay people anymore? Everyone cool is trans now.
there are no cool trans people, most of them are real life trogolodytes
I saw the trailer and it made it pretty clear in the table scenes it was not for straight men
Romcoms are garbage even when they're not targeted to gay dudes. Of course it bombed.
Didn't Moonlight and Call Me By Your Name do pretty well at the box office (relatively speaking)? Plenty of straight men watched and enjoyed those two. Maybe his movie just sucks.
its because its a romcom, theres zero chance of it being a deep film
I was thinking about seeing this movie but it looked kinda gay.
kek reminds me of this
Did anyone even like the movie enough to camrip it yet?
Imagine building your whole identity on being molested as a child.
Just get therapy bro it's not that hard.
When will Hollywood learn that Twitter doesn't represent the population?
It does though. Let me guess, you have some figures from the /misc/sub that says otherwise
If you don't see Bros, we'll unleash another monkey sex disease on civilization.
Go for it, that shit always impacts gays more than normal people.
Won't someone think of the children!
movie would've had a better chance if it was two known actors like Chris Pratt dates Chris Hemsworth
if the leads were 2 a-list actors would it have done well?
Only if it was a drama, then it would have performed middlingly
Ryan Gosling would be a draw but no way he would say yes to the script.
brokeback made 150 mil on 14 mil budget. it had 2 a list straight actors though. today they had to use 2 actually gay nobodies because twitter would piss their pants crying if they used actual stars.
that was also when everyone was more willing to be progressive and supportive. Now they realized that it'll never end and they're just tired of being shit on no matter how supportive they are.
Decent summary and I think that's why I saw Brokeback (which I think is great) but have not seen Call Me By Your Name.
> I was ok with it before we actually had to treat them as equals, then it was just too much.
We do treat you like equals. That means if your movie looks like something we don't give a shit about, we don't go see it. Just like straight films.
I’m straight and cisgendered
Tolerance is not equality, ESL, low IQ, or both?
They are not all equal under US law. You saying so is proof that facts are secondary to your emotional reactions to the world around you. This is an extremely feminine trait.
If you love facts you must really love the statistic about the massively disproportionate amount of homosexual pedophiles in the population. As a gay lover and definite homosexual yourself, how does that make you feel?
You have a very strange conception of the available data. The large majority of male pedophiles (80%+) abuse young boys and maintain heterosexual adult relationships with very little trouble performing for their female partners. Their abusive behavior is more complex than simple sexual orientation. The vast majority of female pedophiles are also gay.
*are also straight.
Tolerance is equality, forced acceptance of everything is cultural propaganda
Stop with the lies anon.
If you think homos, trannies, women, minorities and other degenerates are happy with being "equal", you're insane. They already are equal under the law but that's not enough, they want special exceptions and privileges while they continue to be "oppressed" somehow because people still criticize or insult them sometimes
It's making up for lost time and honesty it's better for cis white men to experience discrimination for once in their lives
We're going to have to kill you all, aren't we?
Before the film released you would have dozens of blue ticks telling straight men it wasn't for them, so they won't see it.
Haven't seen the movie but i guarantee it doesn't show the true lives of gay men, which is constant, degenerate sex acts with strangers with no regard for STDs
Whatever happened to that. Why did the monkepox shit only last a few news cycles and what did they smokescreen for.
Started as covid 2.0 but once they realized it was actually AIDS 2.0 and was being spread by homosexual degeneracy it had to be covered up so people wouldn't have another reason to dislike gays
It only made gay people look like degenerates
>This is the guy calling you a chud incel and telling you to have sex
>I had sex with several guys over the weekend
That reminds me, I just watched Cabin Fever last night.
Children adopted by homosexual male couples started getting monkeypox all over their asses. The obvious reason was that the gays frick the kids. ~~*Media*~~ shut it down immediately after normies started asking questions about how 10 year old boys who live with gay men were getting monkeypox on their buttholes.
It's almost like widespread tearing up butthole linings without condoms leads ro disease transfer. In 2022 who would have guessed??
From what I saw it neither pleases the femboy nor the bara crowd.
Gays that aren't either femboy or bara type, are just complete shit. Nobody wants to see 2 regular ugly gays acting like prissy women.
The real question for me is how does a comedy with a bunch of no names cost $22 million to make?
Shot on location in California. Club rentals. Money laundering.
they had to green screen the club scenes because the gays couldn't stop getting naked and having orgies
>This isn't for you fricking chuds frick off
>W-why didn't you support us....
I hope this fricking homosexual israelite gets his teeth smashed out of his face with a baseball bat in real life, not Minecraft.
They should've casted femboys
t. str8 femboy appreciator
>casted
Yep, the esl is a fsggot.
Straight men are revolted by homosexuals as we should be, the maggots study proved it. The gayest thing I'm ever going to watch is Jojo and even that only has a handful of actual homos in it
Jojo is pretty gay for an anime and anime is pretty frickin gay. You seem conflicted by what your father taught you and what he did to you.
I mostly learned what I needed from your mom
She actually does work with the disabled so that’s possible.
Part involving women is the worst so there is that.
Meanwhile Top Gun 2 made how much, again? If only this formula could be applied to other content.
Man, they had such a golden goose.
And yet the story still went the same way. Also applicable to Star Wars.
>You guys remember straight people?
>Yeah they made our movie bomb
They didn't groom us with lesbians long enough. We need another 5 years of lesbians in children's cartoons before they can try again.
The average American understands that your garden variety homosexual is an open pedophile who will callously spread disease for a few moments of sexual gratification. They spent the better part of three decades trying to act normal, and it completely unraveled in less than a year.
BALD IM KINO
can any bros tell me if the movie is funny?
The funniest film of 2022, the most authentic film of 2022 and perhaps - if anyone has the guts to say it - one of the best films of 2022.
cool
I might watch it when its on streaming just because I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If you get dementia you'll be forgetting sarah marshal all the time
If you get dementia you'll be forgetting sarah marshal all the time.
ITS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
Only if it ends with all the homosexuals being brutally murdered
That wouldn't be very funny at all.
Blending real talk about relationships, some hilarious sex scenes, and a sweet-natured romance at the heart of the story, Bros is a romantic comedy that has Billy Eichner's boldly sarcastic style written all over it. It's made for open-minded adults.
the extended trailer played on whatever the frick i was watching and it was about 3 minutes filled with that gay and all his lgbtq+ woke trans brigade working some gay art district job just being the fricking gayest shit imaginable
why the frick did they expect straight guys to watch it
here so you guys can see how far you get before getting grossed out
Watch 2:40 and ask me why I'm not watching this.
made it all the way to 2:40 at the end huh?
when my disgust started at the start and reached its peak when the fat asian gay was talking about being in a throuple
>>That meeting in the beginning.
They even admit all their bullshit is intolerable
+
Make up you mind, b***h.
>You mean everyone doesn't think like meeeeeee?
I genuinely have no interest, Billy. Let your fears be relieved.
Hollywood's pretty based. They're rapidly turning normies against woke culture because they're finally seeing the pattern and have just as much Black person fatigue as we do. Now they're going to associate bad movies with non-whites and genderwhackos and will be immune to accusations of racism for not tolerating them anymore. IMO ~~*Hollywood*~~ is steeling normies for the oncoming race war because Herschel knows only in a white dominated system will he ever be allowed to have power.
b-but the retweets? the upvotes?
You just know they're hitting the snack bar before they take their seats.
>A bro meets bro love story
That tagline does absolutely nothing for me.
>This is why I hate modern Hollywood.
This is one person's opinion.
Once again conservatives don't understand scale
yes, obviously the conservatives were the ones that fricked up here. Not the numbnuts that really thought this movie would sell.
This is one of the most braindead posts I've seen on this site. What does this even mean?
> one man’s opinion.
> why do all liberals think this and require violent reeducation in a video game?
You're too echo chambered to get it I know it's hard to understand.
The complaint of "oh you don't like the film it's because you're x-ist" is a complaint almost noone makes. Literal whos on twitter or literal whos journalists on backwood websites.
>noone makes
lel
>special and uniquely powerful
Frick off.
>one guy on twitter now makes me incorrect
I couldn't write a better parody of the state of the right wing today you guys make all the comedy yourselves
That's literally one of the actors.
Since your movie failed, I'd say your kind didn't understand either.
This movie feels about 10 years out of date. When Brokeback Mountain came out it was seen as bold and controversial. Now its just dime a dozen gay shit. Almost every show on tv has a gay couple sucking each other off by Blackrock mandate and even your biggest liberal moron has had their fill of gay and then some. They don't need to overdose on gay by watching this.
a movie like this is only "brave" if it performs poorly like this. how would it be brave if it was a box office smash hit? and then crying about it failing is pathetic because you out yourself as only caring about the money in the first place and not the cause.
basically they're just saying this was never about a statement, they just thought this was a group they could successfully pander to for big bucks and will throw a tantrum now that the scheme failed
If its successful you get the Bridemaids reaction and shilling
Isn’t the appeal of romcoms usually women find the male lead hot and men find the female lead attractive as well think like sleeping in Seattle Tom hanks and Meg Ryan when she was cute
I hate gays so much.
That means you're gay secretly
Like I give a shit nugget what someone with a German surname has to say about people not giving him enough money.Frick off and die you parasite
Straights showed up for Brokeback, In & Out, etc.
Billy you're an obnoxious, unfunny, disgusting degenerate. That's why we'll skip your failed bid for stardom.
In n out is like pg-13 and has Tom selleck and one gay kiss brokeback was Oscar bait low budget plus as has been mentioned romantic comedies are dead
its probably not even a bad movie. but who is going to see it?
from a business standpoint hes hoping for what? gay film parties that go viral on social media and everyone turns out because its a cultural movement?
25 million budget and 25 million marketing. 50 millions dollars.
"my movie lost money because straight people are homophobic"
frick off.
It’s probably an ok movie it’s just like women don’t go see violent action movies straight guys just don’t relate to gay movies in large numbers
>It's probably an ok movie
your average Cinemaphile greentext thread is more in-line with current trends and humor, the trailer alone comes off laughably "how do you do fellow kids"
Was I expected to?
You didn't get the invitation?
All normal people hate gays and only tolerate them at best
>argument almost noone makes
>admits in the next sentence that it's made on the biggest social media site and people with a platform
You're fricking embarrassing man.
Damn I didn't realize that if I tweeted out Hillary Clinton eats cereal with water that now would make it a common complaint because it's on a large platform.
This is your brain on /misc/. I hope you never make it into the rest of society or have any offspring but judging by this conversation I shouldn't have to worry.
what about
also dang that was fast anon you're really glued aren't you
>OMG YOU DONT LIKE THIS MOVIE WITH UNFUNNY homosexualS /misc/ /misc/ /misc/!!!!
I'm bi. This movie just looks insanely stupid and annoying. No, I don't think you have to tolerate obnoxious, flamboyantly gay people and mindlessly find them funny. You have an actual brain worm that is creating your delusions. In no post did I express /misc/ sentiments, you're just mad that Billy Eichner isn't funny and clearly people think so.
You must have money invested in this movie or something.
I haven't defended the movie one time, or even talked about it. So not only are you so deep in your echo chamber, now you can't even read.
Between this and Woman King flopping, we have enough proof that white genocide is the only solution
his quotes in the article actually seem pretty reasonable. the movie was a tough sell to begin with and it seems like he knew it might have trouble finding an audience. he has every right to still be proud of it.
Really I don’t think any romcom with a male lead has a chance of making a profit in theaters these days, gay or straight. Should have been simultaneous release.
>Several graphic sex scenes involving anal and oral sex.
>Foursome on bed, shirtless, kissing, heavy breathing.
>A character ejaculates on his partner's legs below the frame, suggested by movement and sounds.
>Characters kiss, remove shirts. Kissing bicep, sucking on fingers, feet, etc.
>Character tries to take photo of own bottom; partial naked bottom shown.
>Lots of very strong sex-related dialogue.
>It’s not FOR you!
>What the frick why didn’t you go see it?!?!?
>being so fricking crazy and delusional you think normal people will willingly pay to watch your degenerate homosexual movie
What's wrong with straights having no interest in gay shows
So this is why you have to fill out that sexuality card before they seat you.
crazy how nature do that
>https://variety.com/2022/film/news/bros-box-office-disappointing-billy-eichner-reacts-1235390904/
I didn't got see this because I was told this movie wasn't made for me.
what are you talking about anon
obviously people are saying no
>GAYS NEED THEIR OWN SPACES, FREE FROM HETEROSEXUAL BIGOTS
>wtf why aren't the heterosexual bigots watching gay media? what a bunch of bigots!
b-but muh rotten tomatoes score
Probably money laundering.
in a civilized society this guy would be stoned with stones
I'm gay and this movie looked like shit imo. The idea of a gay romcom might be kinda fun but the trailer really turned me off
>lgbt people bickering is unfunny
>haivng sex with gay ripped dumbledore is unfunny
>kids doing the "bottom dance" is unfunny
Also the main conflict of the movie is lacking imo
>Will this jaded cynical metropolitan queen find the strength and courage to have a committed relationship with a down to earth guy who looks like a male model?
who the frick cares
>um, not everything is made for incels, sweetie
>REEEEEEE why aren't people watching our pozzed bullshit!
Never underestimate the stupidity of morons.
I never even heard of this movie before this article went out. Their advertising department failed them