STRANGER THINGS FIVE

will MBB and The Gang answer the call and recapture the magic of the original?

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized I haven't seen a MBB thread in weeks. Did some autist get permabanned?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      She got married. On Cinemaphile the only thing worse than that is turning 18.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Must've realized she'll never get work after the show ends, so she chose a nepobaby husband.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Netflix will keep her employed forever. But she wants out. So we'll see.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >But she wants out.
            LOL

            ?si=WOEBfXndtchXMql2&t=25

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        She definitely jovies his bon, if you know what I mean.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          HEY OH!
          One of Jake's buddys leaked texts from when they started dating and Jake was shocked that MBB went under a table in a restaurant and blew him.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            damn thats awesome. i wish i had a gf like mbb

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              I agree! Nice digits btw.
              Before Jake, she dated that TikToker who openly admitted that MBB was more sexually knowledgeable than he was. This was shit that his sister backed up. Imagine being a T.T. Boy fricking MBB and having to admit you're clueless about sex. That's what led to him talking about her eating ass. He wasn't bragging, he was admitting she was out of her league.

              And that was the tone of Jake's text to his best friend (that he was out of his element).

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >T.T. Boy
                boomerchad

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Nice digits btw.
                Thanks

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            This was the day he proposed. He’d be a fool not to.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              That shit scares me tho and I've fricked in public plenty. Okay, just once. But I guess I do sympathize with these guys. MBB is the aggressor. She's the alpha dog and they're the subs.

              I'd be scared to take a shit at Applebees if I thought my gf would wander in and try to give me a blumpkin.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the only call she can get know is the one from Bogdanoffs, she's already 45 after all

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    sweaty stinky teenage feet.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me sweaty, but it’s “Millie Bobby Jovi” now.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >millie bobby brown bon jovi jr.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Millie Von Bovine

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Jon bon ass eater brown jovi jr

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me sweaty, but it’s “Millie Bobby Jovi” now.

        Millie "Mills "MBB "Millie Bobby Brown" Bobby Brown" Brown" Bobby Brown Bongiovi Jr

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous
  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do seasons take so long to come out?

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The 4th season was way better than the 3rd so it seems like they're on a decent trajectory

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The most tragic case of puberty I'ver ever seen.
    Black person looks like a 70 year old crone now

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The "kids" are all in their mid 20s by now. There is no magic left. Unless this show takes a HARD turn into an R rating and all the girls go full frontal I won't watch. Season 4 pulled out of a dive from season 3 but the story can't go anywhere from where it was left using the same actors.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      4 seasons in, but you won't watch the Final Season? Naw. You WILL watch the Stranger Things and you will LOVE it!
      >OBEY MY DOG

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        She has nice eyes

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you won't watch the Final Season?
        Not without some (early seasons of) Game of Thrones level of sex and nudity. The seasons barely fit together and it doesn't make sense that Vecna "was behind it all". Where are they going to go now? I predict a final season that at best hits Sons of Anarchy levels of mediocrity and at worst Dexter.

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rajeesh stop talking to yourself please

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      My name isn't Rajeesh. It's "Slippery Indian" and I'm a male stripper in Vegas.

      [...]
      >You stuck around for the awful horrendous and terrible series finales
      But I wish I didn't. I learned my lesson. The only thing at the end of this show is more disappointment. Full frontal or I dip. Season 4 was a decent enough ending despite the cliffhanger threads.

      Fair enough. I had the luxury of binge watching SOA & Dexter. Softened the blow. And yeah, full frontal needed 100%. Emma Stone just got an Emmy for it!

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Drapes match the merkin? Cause u know she's hairless

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You stuck around for the awful horrendous and terrible series finales
    But I wish I didn't. I learned my lesson. The only thing at the end of this show is more disappointment. Full frontal or I dip. Season 4 was a decent enough ending despite the cliffhanger threads.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Full frontal
      This isn't HBO you degenerate frick. All you'll get is Mike's ahegao face as Will throats his schlong like his life depends on it.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t they go with “5tranger Things” or “Stranger Thing5”

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      you just know some intern wanted to but then milly shit him down and ate his butthole

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want season 3 robin and steve supernatural mysteries spinoff NOW

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do white people wear shoes inside their houses?

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