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can we have a thread for everyone's favorite homeless ninja?
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Her pits and legs must be hairy as hell
i wonder what her bush looks like
It is said that 12 men got lost inside her bush and that no one has seen them again.
hot
She's a preteen, she's probably smooth.
They start getting hairy at about 10 or 11. She would totally have some wispy fuzz down there.
Nuh uhhhhhh
Nah
sorry senpai SA won't stop being a directionless mess just because kayfabe made the creator famous
>directionless mess
Not everything has to have overarching arcs
Street Angel works fine as easy to pick up, self-contained adventures
Yeah Kayfabe is kinda over too isn't it? I mean Piskor killed himself. I feel bad because I unfollowed Rugg shortly before that, simply because I couldn't stand switchblade shorties.
Kayfabe was already over before Piskor was canceled to death because Rugg cut relations with him to cover his own ass. Just like everyone else did. All over some b***hes' completely unverified claims that he texted them in a way they didn't approve of. Imagine losing your career over shit like that and having all your "friends" abandon you, over an accusation that even if it were true, was "who gives a shit" level.
Piskor's 5 page suicide note, still available online, is a must read btw
>Rugg cut relations with him to cover his own ass.
Weird cause I don't know much about Piskor, but Rugg's Switchblade Shorties gave me serious pedo vibes. I guess he didn't want to get shunned like Brandon Graham. Still I think the accusations are a little more than "who gives a shit" if they were true, it didn't seem like he was a full on John K level creep.
>Still I think the accusations are a little more than "who gives a shit" if they were true
I don't. He was accused of, unconfirmed, no evidence presented ever, of "being a creep". Not any crime whatsoever. Not rape or murder or even a parking violation. But "being a creep". That is literally something nobody should ever try to police or care about even slightly because any fricking woman who's mad at you for whatever reason will think you're a creep. It should be entirely ignored, even if true.
And the journos tried to sensationalize it by saying "some of the alleged victims vere underage at the time" (actual quote), where "victims" in question received a whatsapp text message (allegedly) and were 17, in other words impossible to visually tell apart from a 23-year-old.
It's all just weaponized gossip, and it works because of the insane overreaction to what's a totally meaningless accusation. It should be completely ignored. File charges of a real crime, woman, or shut your mouth.
when is your court date anyways
must be preying on your thoughts
Nah I think being a creep deserves to be mocked, in the same way that Dan Slott pretending to be Japanese should be mocked. I mean if you're in your thirties sliding into young girls dms, like "Hey little mama let me whisper in yo ear." cause you made an X-Men book and some moderately successful titles in the underground. That's kinda pathetically funny.
However you're right that people over reacted and this public shunning shit needs to stop. Humiliate them with a light roast at the next Eisners, but let them go after that.
He did admit to it, though, so it's really not unverified or "big if true". I forget the wording in his statement, but it was something like "I was just curious and stupid and lonely, I wouldn't have done anything to her even if she did come sleep over I was just curious if she would". Which regardless if you personally think is a big deal or not, would be (I'm fairly certain from other cases) legally sex-trafficking if you transfer a minor across state lines for sex. Unless you take him at his word and he wouldn't have done it despite the sexting.
From a moral standpoint, having sex with underage high schoolers when you're in your 40s is gross, man. If she's visually the same as a 23 year old, why not just frick a 23 year old? Why do you have to push the legal boundaries if it's all the same? There are so many woman out there above 18, about 100 million at least in this country especially if you're not limiting yourself to your state, there's no reason to thrill seek with a minor.
>Rugg's Switchblade Shorties
anon, switchblade shorties was Piskor's comic.
Piskor’s haters were telling Jim Rugg that he had to drop Piskor or they’d go after him. Rugg has a wife and a job that he can’t fist losing. It was a shit situation, but I can’t blame him for feeling like he had to cut ties. And it’s not like he really cut ties anyways. He still visited Ed and gave him a hug.
yeah that shit was sad af it was an impossible test and a horrid witch hunt, at least the girl dropped off the face of the earth and probably will never enjoy the craft again.
Let's be specific here, Ramon Villalobos, a whisper network lapdog, threatened Rugg by saying bad stuff would happen to him if he didn't distance himself from Piskor. Some real mafia type of shit.
proof?
but switchblade shorties were on piskor
nah man there's no consistency or common theme in any of the 4/5ish published comics. i read it because i like the e-girl but i won't pretend it's not a randumb-humour comic turned sappy.
>false-flagging
You deserve rape.
Pretty funny.
-flagging
>You deserve rape.
damn, don't get so emotional
Nashgods…
>No escape from 92 posting
This is the reality we have chosen.
>
>nah man there's no consistency or common theme
that's kinda by design my man, sometimes Rugg wants it to be an indie comic, sometimes he wants it to be a kid's comic, you even see this reflected in the covers and variants.
was there a sappy issue? i don't remember one that doesn't treat her homelessness as a joke
there is like one black and white issue where its about how shitty her life is being homeless and how she's embrassed about living on the street. then the next issue is about fighting ninjas and stuff
its a weird issue, though its pretty good.
I remember seeing one of these books in B&N many years back. How are they?
I do not care for this comic. The main character is repugnant.
She's adorable and just needs a good home
No, she is really repugnant.
she needs a bath
You do realize that you'll need to throw away the bathtub afterwards, right? The water turning to sludge is just the beginning.
you can sell it as a deadly weapon.
Her farts are a deadly weapon.
You can't just say that, anon
A bath, vaccines and something to kill intestinal parasites.
>something to kill intestinal parasites.
Suppository.
I love her
Nice art
I'm 100% sure she only wears that thong because that's what she found behind the clothing store in a dumpster after it wasn't sold during clearance.
>see homeless girl
>take her home and wash her up
how much
Two bagels.
Oh no, I'm not falling for that scam again! I still didn't get my fence painted!
whaaat!? underage drinking!!
>Not bagged milk
Not even Jesse is reckless or hungry enough to drink dumpster milk.
any new reqs
A lil street angel getting a lil street correction, if to much maybe a anon taking the lil homeless thing in
Breaking bricks for no reason.
whoops had a few busy days and i refound the thread today, sweet.
Nice. Very dynamic.
>my request didn't get done
Street Angel wearing an actual angel costume.
ur angel or ur
Cute!
Cute and devious
Jesse's practicing a sword move only to accidentally cut her pants off
Jesse drinking 'dumpster milk' out of a 'bag.'
Nice deliveries so far, terrible! The ones you made in the last thread were great too
Draw her dual wielding swords and swinging them around
street angel meeting katana from suicide squad
She's got my back
Draw her wearing Shredder's outfit from TMNT.
Drawn in this pose
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while also wearing the bikini or nude
tubular time
Nice bikini
That's absolutely frickin rad! A most excellent piece of artwork on the first day of summer. Thanks dude!
Street Angel wearing a torn tattered sleeveless top and short shorts that both barely cover her (example https://files.catbox.moe/oclelz.png ) with street angel saying something like "What do you mean I need new clothes?"
"What do you mean I need new clothes?"
Man.. I've been wearing the same clothes I've had for 10 years. I'm still wearing the shirt I wore in high school. Thanks street angel thread for telling me I gotta find some new shit
street angel mowing a lawn with a katana like in suicide squad
Street Angel strangling Eric Sparrow
That or she punches him in the dick
I like that people still remember what a bastard Eric Sparrow is
excellent bait
looking at you with a wide eyes and a rascally smile while she is naked in the bed and grabbing the bed sheets to cover her chest. sort of like an ENF situation.
I swear I had a reference for the exact panel I'm thinking of, but I can't remember from which comic it was.
roundhouse kicking an anon in the face.
Street Angel stalking Spider-Man from the alleyway & the rooftops as she has a crush on him & stares at his ass
Her farting after eating lima beans
>any new reqs
draw her as a disciple of khay-os
Angel wearing a very shitty dumpsterdived devil costume.
Classic
I kinda hate that skating fell off. There's something really cute about skater girls.
punk tomboy thing?
I liked switchblade shorties
Was this intentionally drawn bad or did they frick up along the way
it's supposed to represent her nose being faster than her other senses, like it's subconsciously moving her face around. hence the mix of profile and 3/4ths view
Oh. I see then.
Jesus, you people are fricking stupid.
Intentionally bad. It's meant to inspire children to make their own comics because the art looks like something they can replicate.
A noble goal
Not noble enough clearly.
need more
is her hymen intact?
Holy shit I don't care post more Street Angel
The weirdest one that I feel is glossed over was the issue where Street Angel is just killed only to be replaced by her same self from the not-too-distant future.
That sounds like standard comic book affair
Sexo
I dunno, can we?
We can try.
That poor dog has seen things.
I want to flash her.
Flash a girl with a sword?
I'd run, of course.
Most times you can outrun a kid, but this kid is a ninja trained by a homeless dude and she has a skateboard. I do not think you will get far
My favorite part was when rumors started to come out about her best friend's path so she completely abandoned them, only for her friend to kill themself.
This is making me want Street Angel in a Tony Hawk game or something
how would a game fare, i'd want a classic beat them up.
True, that would be more fitting
Like No More Heroes
fug that would be TOO COOL.
Does she have a rogues gallery, or just general ne'er-do-wells
Oh nice, more than enough
>Vanman
Is that just a guy in a rape van trying to get Jesse? Is that me?
It might be you, anon
>not even a hint of subtlety
Classic rookie mistake.
>Vanman
>Stranger Danger
Wow
>Boy Jesse
Ooooooougggghhh shota Jesse...
Is that the shota version of uoh? Ough? Would it be a dizzy emoji instead?
>Sanchez
Why?
i always wondered how she knows her age or last name if she never had parents
She has a 'rogues gallery' in that it's just a list of names and I don't think a single one has ever been shown. Really, her biggest foe is poverty.
I want to adopt Jesse to save her from a life on the streets and then die horrifically in a ninja attack to serve as exposition for why she lives alone! I feel like this would be a meaningful life.
Pangea was the first villain she fought
She had villains?
read the comic
No
Why?
She stinks
Maybe something like spiderman but more grounded?
i mean realistically a 2d beat them up is doable if there was a particular audience.
I'd imagine it'd be extremely indie.
I honestly never heard of Street Angel outside of Cinemaphile so probably. But then I'm not super plugged into the comic scene anyway
it got plugged a lot on cartoonist kayfabe
Thicc
There's just the one collected volume with 6 or so issues, right? It's a pretty decent "for fun" series of shorts. Probably Afrodisiac or Inca Dinca Doom are my favorites.
there's two as far as i know.
one with the new stuff that was published first with the big hardcovers that were dope but missed out on them and the one covering old shorts and self published issues before the color ones.
It also includes the short stories in SLG's anthology books like FCBD stuff or their tribute to its founder after he died
I wish they'd release the newer stuff together as well. Street Angel is one of those series that got better with time.
she's cute
So many deliveries so quickly, you're truly the goat.
hopefully i can do a few more later if a time vampire doesn't fall on me.
We'll keep a look out for those time vampires
I want to offer her room and board for sexual favors.
It's never forced, but you know, there's the implication.
This is why I don't want to read this book. This page is supposed to funny, amusing, and/or endearing in some why, but I don't find it any of those things. I think it's annoying.
And yet you keep on hanging in a thread AND posting replies about a book you don't wanna read. Weird, isn't it?
Not really. I'm being honest about my feeling on the book, I do have to read the pages to come to that conclusion, however I'm also being a narcissistic little b***h, checking to see I got any replies. Thanks, by the way.
post more street angel fanart
I dunno how to tell you this, but Street Angel only has, like, six pieces of fanart and everything that Terrible has drawn.
oh shit, that's cool
There's a bunch of pin-ups by various artists in the first collected volume
https://archive.org/details/streetangel01rugg
I'll check it out, thanks
DAYUM
Qrd this on me
Storytime when.
So why hasn't a new book come out? Some bs about the creator?
Rugg was busy with Hulk Grand Design and True Crime funnies. He tends to work on a lot of things and there was a 10 year gap between the first SA stuff and the newer material.
>So why hasn't a new book come out? Some bs about the creator?
Anon, I...
I ain't the only one who hasn't heard of this series bruhgj
Does Street Angle like SpiderMan?
This looks a bit erotic
It can't be erotic, Jesse is a child.
It is outrageously erotic, even.
>Does Street Angle like SpiderMan?
Bitches love Spider-Man, & Street Angel is gonna get a good peek of his ass
She & Hit-Girl will team up just to "get" with Spider-Man
I could take her
You could take her
She could probably eat better if she sold some of her weapons
I would give her a house, food, clothes and a good school with no bullies.
I would feed her beans and give her a lighter
I'd still be a better dad because I'd give her love on top of all that
For a ride
I could take her out... for dinner.
If you survive that is
>If you survive that is
She's a tomboy and she's redhead, and most likely does not shave down there. She'd be worth the effort.
Yes, I know she's also disgusting street trash, that's why I'd first give her a bath.
is that monster from adventure time?
What you all think this dog is thinking about?
He can hear her stomach growling.
Ruff
street angel butt
street angel BUSH
isn't she too young for that
no
I reckon she would shave.
Here's a quickie https://files.catbox.moe/lpwtee.jpg
Yup, best shit I've seen all week. I fricking love this. Very cute. Hope she used aftershave
Damn.
Grow out her bush so I can smell it.
Wonderful drawing. Finally, an artist with culture.
Fricking gross.
I wanna see street angel's BUTT
me too
Qrd in this girl? Pls
what would you have her do for a sandwich?
I'd have her take a shower and wear embarrassing costumes, with varying degrees of mesugaki factor.
didn't you draw that one picture of street angel being sprayed with a hose?
no that was someone else
fuq
Stop making threads about me perv
what's the best comic of hers?
none
I'd like to know as well, but I think no one in this thread actually read the books and only made the thread because homeless e-girl
OP here. i've read the 5 issue series that she had, as well as the one where she goes to juvie, the halloween one, and the superhero for a day one
Then I stand corrected. You bought the books or did you pirate them? Got any pages that you saved or nah
Street Angel goes to Juvie, by a long shot. Followed by Street Angel Vs Ninjatech. Although I did enjoy the one where she met Jesus.
for me it's the christmas comic. i love her winter design. i love how she sees santa as a old helpless drunk man.
Test
What would she do if I proposed to her without knowing her prior
Say no.
What if I promised to cook for her