A schizo waifugay probably discovered the book and now needs to tell us how much he's in love with the character but lacks the balls to story time the book because he knows Street Angel is actually a really shitty book.
it's the kind of shitty you can enjoy. main character always effortlesslyovercomes impossible odds, but as a punchline her life sucks cause she's poor and homeless. there's no development, just a repetition of that with the exception of one issue where she's happy and the punchline is that she fricks up
>make a thread >some one complains >keep on making the same thread over and over again out of spite.
just ignore threads you don't like.
Street Angel goes to Juvie was the best issue
The Jesus issue has the villain attempting to make her his satanic bride until God miraculously heals her and she kicks his ass, but that's more opportunistic.
The episode with Cortez has him attempt to kidnap her because she's presumably a virgin, which is also why the Aztec wizard tries to recruit her.
Other than that, Street Angel just kind of shouts at people who try to sexualize her.
I think she might just be jumping to conclusions here. All it could take is one bad experience and she'd label every guy a perv after that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I want to be Street Angel's one bad experience that she never forgets and still has occasional nightmares about!
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm sure street angel has been desperate enough at least once in her life to be put in that position. More than once in all likelihood. The fact she's so quick to label all men pervs is telling.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's actually kind of sad. I never thought about the undertones of her getting upset at men ogling her in that way since it always came off more like a joke but if you think about it, it's not really funny at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
A lot of things in the comic are presented as a joke but if you consider the implications then they stop being as funny. Like the way she gorges herself whenever presented with food. >Haha, she eats like a pig... Oh, wait. That's because she doesn't know when her next meal will be...
It's a real shame they don't explore her homelessness a bit more. It's really just a peripheral detail about her character and we're only left with implications when it comes to the grittier aspects of like on the street.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lots of homeless girls end up in prostitution because at least then there's a roof over their head.
2 years ago
Anonymous
OP here.
Jesse is not only a street angel
she is quite literally an angel
she deserves better
i want to give her a home.
lolno. I have two feet and probably almost two hundred pounds on her. There is literally nothing she could do. >but but but she knows a million martial arts!!1 *nervous farting*
You know the first thing any combat instructor will tell you about fighting? Weight and reach are more important than skill.
that's only applicable to fighters. a small fighter willbalways beat a big madbro. regardless this b***h beat like 10 ninjas with her karates and on another occasion beat 28 racist gunmen, the first ofwhich she had to beat without a gun cause she didn't have one. you think you have a better shot than they did?
Yes, because I'm not a comic book character designed to job to the little magic ninja girl. IRL, I would punch her in the face and she would drop in a shower of blood and tears. And her odds wouldn't get much better when she grows up either; women are always physically inferior to men.
judo, wrestling, bjj. with these three, fricking her is a disadvantageous position to be in, unless she's sleeping tummy down. either way with those 3 she'll more than know how to get you off her back.
Yes, because I'm not a comic book character designed to job to the little magic ninja girl. IRL, I would punch her in the face and she would drop in a shower of blood and tears. And her odds wouldn't get much better when she grows up either; women are always physically inferior to men.
she tanked a truck. you think you can hit harder than a truck. hell forget that, you think you can hit her? she's gets into fights all the time, she'll see you Cinemaphile swing coming before you even know you're gonna throw it and in the unlikely chance that you do land it and it does do some damage, she's used to the scraps and the fight will go on.
>a small fighter willbalways beat a big madbro
dumbasses go into gyms looking for trouble all the time and they always get their shit rocked. if you don't train, you can't fight and your bulk is only good for show
Sure, Ronda Rowsy would kick my ass until I bulk up for six or so months. After that weight class kicks in.
ronda rowsy will always frick you up no matter how much you bulk up unless you start spending some time in the ring. not arguing against women being weaker, slower and more laggy than men, that's science fact, but those disadvantages don't mean anything against a guy who's not used to fighting
But can she lift a truck? Without writters convenience or super strength she'd be a natural jobber. At least untill she grew up and put on some muscle mass.
Does anyone have a list of her powers and abilities as well as a list of known feats to back them up? Can't find anything about her in the Deathbattle wiki
I really thought the OP of this thread would reign supreme as the most autistic person in it, but then you came along and blew him out of the water. Congratulations, and please don't breed.
The danger has to be part of the excitement. For me, gloryholes are more questionable because it's 99% has to be some middle age, ugly, fat guy. If the porn meme of curious schoolgirls and horny milfs going to gloryholes was a real thing, there's be mile long queues to them and no police force on earth could do shit.
>You don't need to be embarrassed. I mean, I get it, you really felt like having a donut and the shop was closed... or maybe you already spent all of your allowance for the week... >No, Stick, I'm telling you, I did NOT go dumpster-diving behind the donut shop yesterday night!
It would be really simple to make her wear one in-universe. She obviously dresses from garbage. So just place something nice next to a dumpster near her hideout.
>Street Angel in a skirt >"You know, I initially thought that I would hate this and was planning to kill you the moment you came back, but thinking about it more; look at this!" >Jesse pulls up the front of her skirt. >She's wearing torn up spats, but more importantly, has dozens of knives stitched into the inside of her skirt. >"Look at how many blades I can hide in this thing and nobody suspects anything. You could hide anything under here and only perverts would ever find out!"
>Street Angel in a skirt >"You know, I initially thought that I would hate this and was planning to kill you the moment you came back, but thinking about it more; look at this!" >Jesse pulls up the front of her skirt. >She's wearing torn up spats, but more importantly, has dozens of knives stitched into the inside of her skirt. >"Look at how many blades I can hide in this thing and nobody suspects anything. You could hide anything under here and only perverts would ever find out!"
>makes a skirt out of knifes >runs a minute in it >hips full of scrapes >into the garbage it goes.
that is not cool at all
i'd give her the tea for free of charge, she's too darn purdy to be a prostitute. that being said how would she react if you jizzed on her face
Probably shocked or disgusted that it happened so fast, I'd then get her a box of fries for her trouble. She is cute, and realistically I'm too much of a boyscout to do anything lewd to her in actuality, but I have this fricked up bartering for small things prostitution scenario fetish
>but I have this fricked up bartering for small things prostitution scenario fetish
Like only doing lewd things but never actually crossing the line into full on sex? I can see the appeal of that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah like, 'Give me a handjob I'll give you a burger'
or 'Gimme a bag of Fritos and you can eat my ass'
Just the same old boring prostitution scenario but money itself is never exchanged lesser items like snacks or whatever, I'm boring.
I can't tell if that fetish is more dumb or pathetic.
Here's a much nicer scenario: she's hired as a maid in return for food and board, but it turns out she can't clean or cook, so she gets demoted to bodypillow and shower back scrubber. Then proceeds to promptly kick her employer off the bed in her sleep and overzealously scrub his back raw. But at least she looks nice in the maid uniform.
So if she's a Batman-tier athlete and a super-talented person overall with seemingly no responsibilities like school, why is she homeless and poor? Is she allergic to having a job?
You're essentially asking why homeless people exist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I would force her to wear increasingly frilly maid outfits with shorter skirts each time until she gave me a black eye. She seems the type to hate wearing girly clothes but would secretly enjoy how pretty it makes her look.
2 years ago
Anonymous
now thats the doujin in the making
2 years ago
Anonymous
>terrible has entered the thread
we're goin places, folks
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
She could still kick ass in a maid outfit
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's so cute! And you can probably actually buy a sexy maid costume in kid size in a Halloween store. That industry is kinda amazing in an unironically insane way, considering it's current year America and they get away with stuff that would look at home in e-girl doujins.
Her not being able to cook or clean even at a basic level would make a lot of sense as well: she never owned a place she would need to clean nor a kitchen. She would also have no idea how to behave around anything nice or expensive.
And then imagine her eventually becoming a competent maid that's a secret badass. Kinda like Alfred.
So if she's a Batman-tier athlete and a super-talented person overall with seemingly no responsibilities like school, why is she homeless and poor? Is she allergic to having a job?
There are options, anything is better than literally starving on the street. People aren't heartless either, I'm sure some family shop could hire her to do various chores for cash and maybe letting her crash on the sofa.
Basically, a super-honest hardworking person with supernatural powers can't end up in a homeless situation unless they want to. It's an asspull to make the heroine look more pitiable without giving her actual flaws of character.
If you want a homeless street level heroine, I can imagine something like a cat burglar who's trying to steal only from bad guys, but she's young and inexperienced, so she often ends up in sticky situations, and her reputation in the neighborhood is not that stellar either (because she had to start from shoplifting and similar less glamorous stuff). Maybe make her greedy but a very compassionate person who tries to look after other homeless people. That's something I can believe.
Too cute! I know it's a WIP, but don't forget the freckles. And I don't think her hair is quite so bright orange or her eyes so deep green, but that's not really important. Also artist handle, please.
Imagine finding her sleeping in a pile of trash and then blasting her with a sticky load and then she has to walk around wearing a shirt with dried jizz on it untill she can find a new one
She has borderline toon force. There was a scene where someone injects her with nanobots designed to cut her apart from the inside, and her red blood cells turned into saw blades to fight back.
But is it ever really explained what her power is? Is it magic, is she a mutie, are aliens involved?
Also, why are ninjas so common? There are at least two ninja based corporations and the schoool system has a ninja aptitude test.
How old are you? Ninjas were huge pop-culture-vise in the West starting at around the early 80's and up to the late 00's. They were in movies, in cartoons, in comics, in manga and anime, in internet culture (that was a separate thing back then), pretty much everywhere. And what made them even more popular and enduring, is that they weren't considered completely mainstream, so they had a normalgay hipster appeal. They are like how anime is now: all the normalgays watch it, but it's still considered "fringe cool" and has a hipster appeal. Obviously ninja movies were underground once, but the thing is that they never lost part of that appeal up until becoming irrelevant again after pop culture went to the point where there were more ninja parodies that actual ninja movies made.
But is it ever really explained what her power is? Is it magic, is she a mutie, are aliens involved?
Also, why are ninjas so common? There are at least two ninja based corporations and the schoool system has a ninja aptitude test.
It's 00's "cool force", an evolution of 90's "extreme force", which itself was an evolution of 80's "radical force", which ironically is closer to 00's "cool force" even though they are divided by two decades. Basically: >80's: hello fellow kids lame kind of cool >90's: lol, WTF is this supposed to be, you're hilariously overdoing it kind of cool >00's: still hello fellow kids, but now a more grungier and edgier kind of cool that doesn't overdo it too much and can almost fool the kids
However since this is indie and is more cutting edge than the corporate dinosaurs, it's already starting to develop the random quirkiness that will define the 10's. Street Angel was a product of its time, but also ahead of the curve in some aspects. Random cool toonforce-y powers only became a hallmark in the 10's.
By walking in and going to class? The registration paperwork may be a bit finicky, but otherwise lots of homeless kids have gone to school, covering up that they sleep in a van or worse by various means.
You don't need parents or a guardian to register for school. McKinney Vento Homeless Assistance Act specifically allows for normally required paperwork to be bypassed for a homeless child, including legal guardian requirements, considering the higher priority to be getting the child into school.
I don't doubt she has the oral skills necessary to earn the money but what homeless kid would think to get braces? I think with Jesse it's always food first, everything else second.
Clearly, she was hit by a nerdification ray, built by the Cyber Lords in an attempt to defeat her. And while she overcame her newfound intelligence and returned to the moron we love, some side effects still lingered.
For the first volume of Street Angel Rugg did homage covers in different styles for each issue. He's said that he couldn't afford to have variants done by the big name artists he liked, so that was the alternative.
There is absolutely no advantage to being male in the developed world in this day and age. By making shows like this with female protagonists, they are mocking us for not being women
i want to be taught martial arts by Jesse in exchange for me teaching her how to blow shit up, would she want to blow shit up? i don't know. but i know how to. thanks dad.
Please say this is a mock-up.
what the frick is a 'mock up'
a proof of concept, I guess
Who
the main character of the comic Street Angel.
why would you bully her
she is not a zoomer oc
that's hot
Homeless people should be bullied
I mean, it's just common sense. It's the right shape, has nice stimulating ridges, and she's the right age to be exploring and discovering things.
Made for bullying
Is that a zoomer OC?
Another day of seething about imagined zoomers eh?
Made in 2004
Millennial. That fashion stopped being marketed before zoomers became a demographic.
Gen z lives rent free
if only
I'll bet she jerk offs by grinding on the scabbard.
Poor OP I already got that dicky while you're away hee hee
>thinking she'd be lured by candy
lol,
lmao, even.
lawl, perhaps.
Hey OP you keep posting this but refuse to storytime it why. Share Street Angel's book show us how good it is
what's with the spike in street angel threads? did i miss something?
A schizo waifugay probably discovered the book and now needs to tell us how much he's in love with the character but lacks the balls to story time the book because he knows Street Angel is actually a really shitty book.
street angel is not a shitty book
With a bio that reads straight out of DeviantArt, how is it anything but a shitty book?
it's top tier kino with a top tier protagonist.
Then storytime it and let us judge for ourselves.
Then storytime it, show us how good it is
I went and read it just because of the recent threads saying it's great and it was actually pretty good.
it's the kind of shitty you can enjoy. main character always effortlesslyovercomes impossible odds, but as a punchline her life sucks cause she's poor and homeless. there's no development, just a repetition of that with the exception of one issue where she's happy and the punchline is that she fricks up
It's my fault. I made this thread
just to ask if anyone here knew about the comic and I guess someone prone to attachments discovered her.
This seems to be happening a lot more since the pandemic
At least getting overly attached to a cute e-girl character is the good end of going insane due to fear, paranoia and isolation.
if it's any consolation, yours was a good thread
jim rugg got Cinemaphile gold
Jim Rugg found Cinemaphile. He was posting Street Angel shit on Cinemaphile the other day
Link?
Ed is a Cinemaphileist so I wouldn’t be surprised if he posts on this board occasionally.
story time the comic already man
>Poor girl living on the streets
Is she a prostitute?
my wife is not a prostitute
But she lives on the street. How does she get food or a warm place to sleep at night without a nice and horny anon to help her?
what should we commission of her?
something wholesome and cute
>so butthurt he scours the archives to find threads with the same filename
homosexual
>Scours
It takes one press of a button.
Try Cinemaphile X new gay.
Cinemaphile X is a botnet (no doubt created by a chinese person or a dot indian) and i will not be convinced otherwise
>OP mad he has to look at his autism in full
Imagine spending 6 months of your life basically make the exact same thread bi-weekly.
Frick off please.
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/filename/strtangl.png/
What would she do for a hot meal and twenty bucks?
War crimes.
>make a thread
>some one complains
>keep on making the same thread over and over again out of spite.
just ignore threads you don't like.
Street Angel goes to Juvie was the best issue
i'm stuck between the santa one and the jesus one on my fave
Are there any issues that imply she's turning tricks in back alleyways? Even something super subtle will work.
The Jesus issue has the villain attempting to make her his satanic bride until God miraculously heals her and she kicks his ass, but that's more opportunistic.
The episode with Cortez has him attempt to kidnap her because she's presumably a virgin, which is also why the Aztec wizard tries to recruit her.
Other than that, Street Angel just kind of shouts at people who try to sexualize her.
Wait, people try to sexualize her in-universe? How often does she get propositions?
Often enough that she can recognize when someone is coming on to her or her friends.
I think she might just be jumping to conclusions here. All it could take is one bad experience and she'd label every guy a perv after that.
I want to be Street Angel's one bad experience that she never forgets and still has occasional nightmares about!
I'm sure street angel has been desperate enough at least once in her life to be put in that position. More than once in all likelihood. The fact she's so quick to label all men pervs is telling.
It's actually kind of sad. I never thought about the undertones of her getting upset at men ogling her in that way since it always came off more like a joke but if you think about it, it's not really funny at all.
A lot of things in the comic are presented as a joke but if you consider the implications then they stop being as funny. Like the way she gorges herself whenever presented with food.
>Haha, she eats like a pig... Oh, wait. That's because she doesn't know when her next meal will be...
It's a real shame they don't explore her homelessness a bit more. It's really just a peripheral detail about her character and we're only left with implications when it comes to the grittier aspects of like on the street.
Lots of homeless girls end up in prostitution because at least then there's a roof over their head.
OP here.
Jesse is not only a street angel
she is quite literally an angel
she deserves better
i want to give her a home.
He was flirting in the previous page IIRC
If I raped her, would she scream, kick, and cry, or accept it with dead eyes?
your best bet would be while she sleeps and hope you don't wake her, cause she will kill you
lolno. I have two feet and probably almost two hundred pounds on her. There is literally nothing she could do.
>but but but she knows a million martial arts!!1 *nervous farting*
You know the first thing any combat instructor will tell you about fighting? Weight and reach are more important than skill.
that's only applicable to fighters. a small fighter willbalways beat a big madbro. regardless this b***h beat like 10 ninjas with her karates and on another occasion beat 28 racist gunmen, the first ofwhich she had to beat without a gun cause she didn't have one. you think you have a better shot than they did?
Yes, because I'm not a comic book character designed to job to the little magic ninja girl. IRL, I would punch her in the face and she would drop in a shower of blood and tears. And her odds wouldn't get much better when she grows up either; women are always physically inferior to men.
>women are always physically inferior to men
Realistically, as an adult with strength training she could probably take the average anon in a fight.
Sure, Ronda Rowsy would kick my ass until I bulk up for six or so months. After that weight class kicks in.
>a small fighter willbalways beat a big madbro
>almost two hundred pounds
Found the American.
That's as good as saying she'd scream and kick. Once that failed she'd cry for awhile before moving into dead eyed acceptance.
judo, wrestling, bjj. with these three, fricking her is a disadvantageous position to be in, unless she's sleeping tummy down. either way with those 3 she'll more than know how to get you off her back.
she tanked a truck. you think you can hit harder than a truck. hell forget that, you think you can hit her? she's gets into fights all the time, she'll see you Cinemaphile swing coming before you even know you're gonna throw it and in the unlikely chance that you do land it and it does do some damage, she's used to the scraps and the fight will go on.
dumbasses go into gyms looking for trouble all the time and they always get their shit rocked. if you don't train, you can't fight and your bulk is only good for show
ronda rowsy will always frick you up no matter how much you bulk up unless you start spending some time in the ring. not arguing against women being weaker, slower and more laggy than men, that's science fact, but those disadvantages don't mean anything against a guy who's not used to fighting
>she tanked a truck
Magic doesn't exist, anon. A scrappy homeless girl in the real world wouldn't get very far.
But can she lift a truck? Without writters convenience or super strength she'd be a natural jobber. At least untill she grew up and put on some muscle mass.
Does anyone have a list of her powers and abilities as well as a list of known feats to back them up? Can't find anything about her in the Deathbattle wiki
I really thought the OP of this thread would reign supreme as the most autistic person in it, but then you came along and blew him out of the water. Congratulations, and please don't breed.
How will we ever know how rapeable she is if we don't know her true power level!?
Satanists are so cute, haha.
Please let me be closer to your children.
Satanist are just edgy athiests which is arguably WORSE than if they actually worshiped Satan
So the israelites tell me
She would have made a cute Satanic bride.
I want to make a joke about gloryholes, but all the blades remind me about why I actually find the concept generally terrifying.
How do you think she got all those blades though? Through the hole, alongside other things.
The danger has to be part of the excitement. For me, gloryholes are more questionable because it's 99% has to be some middle age, ugly, fat guy. If the porn meme of curious schoolgirls and horny milfs going to gloryholes was a real thing, there's be mile long queues to them and no police force on earth could do shit.
>You don't need to be embarrassed. I mean, I get it, you really felt like having a donut and the shop was closed... or maybe you already spent all of your allowance for the week...
>No, Stick, I'm telling you, I did NOT go dumpster-diving behind the donut shop yesterday night!
She should wear a dress. She'd look very cute that way.
It would be really simple to make her wear one in-universe. She obviously dresses from garbage. So just place something nice next to a dumpster near her hideout.
I'd go with a skirt
>Street Angel in a skirt
>"You know, I initially thought that I would hate this and was planning to kill you the moment you came back, but thinking about it more; look at this!"
>Jesse pulls up the front of her skirt.
>She's wearing torn up spats, but more importantly, has dozens of knives stitched into the inside of her skirt.
>"Look at how many blades I can hide in this thing and nobody suspects anything. You could hide anything under here and only perverts would ever find out!"
>makes a skirt out of knifes
>runs a minute in it
>hips full of scrapes
>into the garbage it goes.
i want to huff her feet
But anon, she doesn't bathe. They'd be filthy.
that's half of the point
Imagine the smell.
have we ever seen her feet in the comic?
I'm surprised the smell didn't knock out everyone in the room.
I want to MARRY her!
I want to give her chicken tendies for a quickie
This but an Arizona iced tea for a handie, while she acts disgusted and drinks the tea.
that is not cool at all
i'd give her the tea for free of charge, she's too darn purdy to be a prostitute. that being said how would she react if you jizzed on her face
Probably shocked or disgusted that it happened so fast, I'd then get her a box of fries for her trouble.
She is cute, and realistically I'm too much of a boyscout to do anything lewd to her in actuality, but I have this fricked up bartering for small things prostitution scenario fetish
>but I have this fricked up bartering for small things prostitution scenario fetish
Like only doing lewd things but never actually crossing the line into full on sex? I can see the appeal of that.
Nah like, 'Give me a handjob I'll give you a burger'
or 'Gimme a bag of Fritos and you can eat my ass'
Just the same old boring prostitution scenario but money itself is never exchanged lesser items like snacks or whatever, I'm boring.
I can't tell if that fetish is more dumb or pathetic.
Here's a much nicer scenario: she's hired as a maid in return for food and board, but it turns out she can't clean or cook, so she gets demoted to bodypillow and shower back scrubber. Then proceeds to promptly kick her employer off the bed in her sleep and overzealously scrub his back raw. But at least she looks nice in the maid uniform.
You're essentially asking why homeless people exist.
I would force her to wear increasingly frilly maid outfits with shorter skirts each time until she gave me a black eye. She seems the type to hate wearing girly clothes but would secretly enjoy how pretty it makes her look.
now thats the doujin in the making
>terrible has entered the thread
we're goin places, folks
oh shit
She could still kick ass in a maid outfit
That's so cute! And you can probably actually buy a sexy maid costume in kid size in a Halloween store. That industry is kinda amazing in an unironically insane way, considering it's current year America and they get away with stuff that would look at home in e-girl doujins.
Her not being able to cook or clean even at a basic level would make a lot of sense as well: she never owned a place she would need to clean nor a kitchen. She would also have no idea how to behave around anything nice or expensive.
And then imagine her eventually becoming a competent maid that's a secret badass. Kinda like Alfred.
i want to headpat street angel
OP is a pedo, pedo, PEDO!
i prefer the term e-girlcon
a more refined term from a more civilized age
i would make her some delicious food for free out of the kindness of my heart because my mama raised me right
The new hotness is Minor Attracted Person.
Oh yeah, this is a thing i've been meaning to check out, is it any good?
Not Jim Rugg's best effort. That would be Afrodisiac.
How was this controversial again?
maus
>Afrodisiac
Shit's hilarious
So if she's a Batman-tier athlete and a super-talented person overall with seemingly no responsibilities like school, why is she homeless and poor? Is she allergic to having a job?
Woman.
>Is she allergic to having a job?
She's 13. The only job she can realistically have is being a heroes sidekick.
There are options, anything is better than literally starving on the street. People aren't heartless either, I'm sure some family shop could hire her to do various chores for cash and maybe letting her crash on the sofa.
Basically, a super-honest hardworking person with supernatural powers can't end up in a homeless situation unless they want to. It's an asspull to make the heroine look more pitiable without giving her actual flaws of character.
If you want a homeless street level heroine, I can imagine something like a cat burglar who's trying to steal only from bad guys, but she's young and inexperienced, so she often ends up in sticky situations, and her reputation in the neighborhood is not that stellar either (because she had to start from shoplifting and similar less glamorous stuff). Maybe make her greedy but a very compassionate person who tries to look after other homeless people. That's something I can believe.
I wanna take her home, clean her up, make her a home cooked meal, and make her my little bride.
she burgin'. WIP
https://files.catbox.moe/6btprf.png
I would use NinjaCorp technology to sneak jalapenos onto her burg while she isn't paying attention if given the opportunity.
wh-what would she do when she ate the jalapenos?
Too cute! I know it's a WIP, but don't forget the freckles. And I don't think her hair is quite so bright orange or her eyes so deep green, but that's not really important. Also artist handle, please.
CUUUUUTE
>Stand back, Eagle, I'm beginning to burg!"
>"It's burgin' time."
>Hey, that's cool, I wonder what other cute e-girles he's drawn
>it's a Junji Ito gay that mostly only draws horror in that style
Huh.
Can you please post your name, so I know where to get the finished pic if this thread archives.
>redhead
>freckles
>tomboy
Okay, you got me. She really is cute.
Imagine finding her sleeping in a pile of trash and then blasting her with a sticky load and then she has to walk around wearing a shirt with dried jizz on it untill she can find a new one
Why does she lack acne?
Puberty hasn't kicked in yet
I need her to train other Cinemaphile little girl orphans for self defense
i want to be her sidekick!
I want to KISS the little girl!
Jesse is yes
my brain kind of died at the end there
I meant to say Jesse is CUTE!
On the forehead or cheek right?
on the lips and the forehead and the cheek.
and her tummy
Imagine how embarrassed she'd get if you planted a big smooch on her. If anyone saw her reputation would be ruined
Does she have any powers or is it just kung fu mastery?
She has borderline toon force. There was a scene where someone injects her with nanobots designed to cut her apart from the inside, and her red blood cells turned into saw blades to fight back.
But is it ever really explained what her power is? Is it magic, is she a mutie, are aliens involved?
Also, why are ninjas so common? There are at least two ninja based corporations and the schoool system has a ninja aptitude test.
It's like Naruto, being a good ninja who knows kung-fu is a superpower of its own, and Street Angel is the best ninja ever.
ninjas are cheap and disposable, samurais are more expensive.
How old are you? Ninjas were huge pop-culture-vise in the West starting at around the early 80's and up to the late 00's. They were in movies, in cartoons, in comics, in manga and anime, in internet culture (that was a separate thing back then), pretty much everywhere. And what made them even more popular and enduring, is that they weren't considered completely mainstream, so they had a normalgay hipster appeal. They are like how anime is now: all the normalgays watch it, but it's still considered "fringe cool" and has a hipster appeal. Obviously ninja movies were underground once, but the thing is that they never lost part of that appeal up until becoming irrelevant again after pop culture went to the point where there were more ninja parodies that actual ninja movies made.
he's probably talking about an in-universe perspective
They are just that universe's default minion.
It's 00's "cool force", an evolution of 90's "extreme force", which itself was an evolution of 80's "radical force", which ironically is closer to 00's "cool force" even though they are divided by two decades. Basically:
>80's: hello fellow kids lame kind of cool
>90's: lol, WTF is this supposed to be, you're hilariously overdoing it kind of cool
>00's: still hello fellow kids, but now a more grungier and edgier kind of cool that doesn't overdo it too much and can almost fool the kids
However since this is indie and is more cutting edge than the corporate dinosaurs, it's already starting to develop the random quirkiness that will define the 10's. Street Angel was a product of its time, but also ahead of the curve in some aspects. Random cool toonforce-y powers only became a hallmark in the 10's.
can you post it?
Sure, why not?
This guy actually survives, if I remember correctly, but he does also just get on the first boat out of town.
Could Street Angel beat COVID?
I mean, obviously, her blood cells would murder it.
how would her body react to sperm cells?
Insant loss
They would get impregnated instead and sent back into your balls for you to carry her children.
>Not even INT 2
She dumb
no shit
see
It's a miracle she's somehow not repeating the first grade
>Lives in the ghetto
>No basketball skills
I refuse to believe this is accurate.
If this is like Marvel's power grid, she can't lift her own weight and is mentally moronic
She can go 700 mph though
I think this pulls more from the DC side of things if the Superman expy is anything to go by.
Superman and Green Lantern, yeah, so it's more DC.
There's also Nighthawk, I think that was his name, who was clearly a Batman expy.
>ninjina
I believe he meant kunoichi.
A person can love learning but hate school. She may not be that person, but it's not a 1:1 correlation.
I want to ask Jesse what's 9 + 10?
WTF is that paneling? That looks like something to be used only in a drama. It completely cramps all of the action.
Street Angel does not have the best art.
Pretty sure this particular panel is a stylistic comedic choice: her nose moves on her face to point towards the tasty garbage.
I understand the intention, that she was looking right and then turns left, but it still looks like trash.
It was kind of a dramatic issue where we see how far Afrodisiac has fallen from his mac daddy heydays.
When's she getting the electric chair?
That's taking things too far. No, no. A good round of rape correction is all she needs to set her straight.
Cartoon when?
She reminds me of that girl from Twelve Forever
Jesse is cute.
How does a homeless girl attend school?
By walking in and going to class? The registration paperwork may be a bit finicky, but otherwise lots of homeless kids have gone to school, covering up that they sleep in a van or worse by various means.
But she has no parents
You don't need parents or a guardian to register for school. McKinney Vento Homeless Assistance Act specifically allows for normally required paperwork to be bypassed for a homeless child, including legal guardian requirements, considering the higher priority to be getting the child into school.
Someone please link this thread to Jim Rugg.
I'm sure he'd love to see a thread full of people that want to force his character into a life of prostitution
He NEEDS to see it. He's an outlaw after all.
Those people are buttholes. I just want to daughterfu her.
i want to daughterwife her
She has an interesting combo for slaying monsters: Foot to the balls, skateboard through the neck.
>no huge hairy goat balls
The author is a pussy.
how is this thread still up
dicky uohhh
STORYTIME WHEN?
cute
I bought Rugg's blacklight comic but I don't own a blacklight. Probably for the best, I don't need to know how much dried cum is in my room.
My favorite scene in the comics was when Jesse found a whole cheese burger in the trash and then said "It's burgin' time!" and totally ate the burger
What if she had braces?
It would break my suspension of disbelief. She's poor and homeless. How would she afford them?
$u¢kin
I don't doubt she has the oral skills necessary to earn the money but what homeless kid would think to get braces? I think with Jesse it's always food first, everything else second.
Clearly, she was hit by a nerdification ray, built by the Cyber Lords in an attempt to defeat her. And while she overcame her newfound intelligence and returned to the moron we love, some side effects still lingered.
>pic
He really does sexy nerds wrong. She's just a hot girl with messy hair and glasses.
>Sanchez
>Has red hair
Am I missing something?
It's not red, it's just very, very filthy.
The fact that there's hispanic people of all skin and hair colors.
pure spaniard?
She should wear makeup. She'd look very cute if she were a little girlier
She can't afford it
A small investment to help her get more customers. In the long term it would make her more money
no
Can we talk about her villains for a second? Who the hell is 'Boy Jesse?'
i want to cuddle street angel
Ew. She sleeps in trash. Do you know how bad she must smell?
rude, she very obviously smells great
even if it's garbage it's garbage she sleeps in which makes it better
why would you?
that's just cruel, anon.
she's too young to die
>even if it's garbage it's garbage she sleeps in which makes it better
i want to give street angel a dress
i want to deny Street Angel food and shelter and watch her starve and freeze to death
The most realistic and honest post in the thread.
And then offer her food and warmth in exchange for lewd favors?
i want to give her a big kiss!
With tongue?
She's so cute when angry
she's so cute in general. jesse sanchez is drop dead gorgeous
Can someone edit READ into LEWD
She fricks for money, doesn't she?
Even cheaper, she fricks for food.
what would it take to make street angel blush
bump
How did she get her ninja weapons? I assume she stole them because she's poor.
It's not stealing if the previous owners are dead. By your hand.
Ninjas are everywhere
I like this guys costume
Literally me when I have to go out to the parking lot looking for my Door Dasher.
what a shit costume
This is just Tamers12345
tamers is shit
Incorrectamundo
i want to KISS jesse
How would Jesse fare in KND?
She's too hardcore for KND.
why the frick would she even join?
She's too dumb to count so she wouldn't even have a numbuh
i want to teach her how to count
i bet she knows how to count the dollar bills she makes working the street corner every night
my wife is NOT a bawd
Of course she isn't. She just has sex in exchange for burgers. Nothing loose about earning a meal at all
Rugg is a shit writer.
i want to clean her feet
imagine convincing her to do lovey dovey couple stuff with you
how? i dunno.
She's like a childhood crush
This thread is still going wtf??
uohhhh ToT
>red hair
>green eyes
>Sanchez
It's a LOL for me. You will never be Irish, frijoleros.
she's from Pennsylvania why would she be hispanic
>Sanchez
> You will never be Irish
Who wants to be?
Bloody bean dips apparently.
This comic was written by a very white man.
Mmhmmm. Link his early life section.
How would Jesse react to getting cumsharked?
you'll be dead or castrated. or both.
i want to make her smile
how does Jesse feel about being an orphan?
I need MORE fan art
same
If this was old Cinemaphile we would've gotten so much
i want wholesome art of her!
It'd be lewds
cringe
:^)
i want to tickle her!
i want to cuddle jesse
Its not her fault she smells like garbage.
i want to let her into my house so she can take a shower!
I'd bathe her myself
i don't want her to call me a pervert
I want her to call me a dirty perv but still belligerently let me do lewd things to her.
It is. She chooses to sleep in garbage. She could find a nice refrigerator box but nope. Gonna be the trash heap for her.
i want to give her a warm place to sleep
It seems like there's an opportunity for cooperation here.
i wouldn't let jesse sleep in a puddle of her own piss.
AND LEAVE HER IN THE COLD?
i would instead let her use one of my big cozy quilts that i own
And let it get covered in pee?
i'd let her take a piss in my bathroom i'm not a savage
then, after she has peed i will prepare food and a comfy bed for her
i want to watch her squirm around because she needs to pee
i genuinely love this little red haired raggamuffin
More like skeet angel
take that back you enormous fricking homosexual
I prefer the adult version of her.
why on earth?
Probably just Jim doing a homage/parody cover
For the first volume of Street Angel Rugg did homage covers in different styles for each issue. He's said that he couldn't afford to have variants done by the big name artists he liked, so that was the alternative.
COOL
did she grow up to be a sexy dork or is she smarter?
>grows up into a hottie
>has to beat off guys who want to buy her dinner or let her stay at their place with a stick
Is she really the kind of girl to wear a thong?
Not now but she's she obviously grows up to be a bawd
street angel? for me? its Boiled Angel
So, whats up with her back story? Or lack there of. She's a homeless redhead girl, is she the reincarnation of little orphan Annie?
There is absolutely no advantage to being male in the developed world in this day and age. By making shows like this with female protagonists, they are mocking us for not being women
>shows
What the frick are you talking about?
Street Angel is almost two decades old
A ninja fell in love with a skateboarder and their forbidden love got them killed
Hey, that actually sounds really good. The author should totally steal this. Unless this is already her backstory.
How would you un-00's-indie this comic? As in make it viable for it to become mainstream nowadays, then maybe get a cartoon and a movie?
Jesse dabs now
why would she do that?
doodle ideas?
street angel as a stray cat girl
armpits
Oh this
sounds really nice, or else her as a sexy kunoichi.
Jesse using the most powerful Ninja ability of them all, Kakashi Hatake's secret technique the 1000 Years of Death.
Jesse in a Japanese school girl uniform
Wife Jesse
Jesse reluctantly wearing a pretty dress
Tsundere Jesse in maid outfit but she's secretly happy that anon thinks she's cute
is there any evidence that jesse secretly likes cute oufits in canon?
Not that I've seen but she's enough of a tomboy that the same tropes can be applied
Jesse searching for new clothes in the trash (she lost her old clothes in battle)
Anon how could she possibly lose her clothes in a battle? This seems very far-fetched and frankly a little unbelievable.
Why do incels like little girls so much
Childhood crush syndrome
They feel dead inside for never experiencing young love at its most pure and innocent
i want to be taught martial arts by Jesse in exchange for me teaching her how to blow shit up, would she want to blow shit up? i don't know. but i know how to. thanks dad.
i want to tend to a severely wounded Street Angel!
why is she so cute?
Perfect balance between badass and vulnerable
She has girl parts that you can stick your boy parts into. That pretty much sums up her entire appeal
spoken like a true plebian
Jesse is girl?
Damn right she is
I LOVE STREET ANGEL BROS