https://twitter.com/CBSLARachel/status/1555716588120129537
my theory is that in her drunken / coked up state, decided to speed off after the initial accident, ended up going down a suburb, and thought the driveway to this house was still apart of the road. you can't really see the house / number and with the trees and bush it just looks like a gravel path (atleast from the video)
>Heche stated she was "insane" for the first 31 years of her life, and that this was triggered by being sexually abused by her father during her infancy and childhood.[79][80] In a series of interviews with Barbara Walters, Matt Lauer, and Larry King to promote Call Me Crazy in 2001, Heche stated on national television that she created a fantasy world called the "Fourth Dimension" to make herself feel safe, and had an alter ego who was the daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus Christ named "Celestia", who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms.[76][81] Heche said she recovered from her mental health concerns following the incident in Cantua Creek and has put her alter ego behind her.[4]
>she created a fantasy world called the "Fourth Dimension" to make herself feel safe, and had an alter ego who was the daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus Christ named "Celestia", who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms
And what was the name of her Sonic fanfic?
with these b***hes you can never tell if they're crazy because they've actually been abused or if they've made up a story of abuse because they're crazy
>with these b***hes you can never tell if they're crazy because they've actually been abused or if they've made up a story of abuse because they're crazy
Accurate assessment anon
>An incoherent and babbling actress Anne Heche stumbled into a stranger’s home, officials said yesterday, and then was carted off to a hospital – hours after breaking up with comedian gal pal Ellen DeGeneres.
The 31-year-old Heche and DeGeneres, 43, announced Saturday they were ending Hollywood’s most famous lesbian love affair.
Within hours of that disclosure, Heche apparently parked her SUV along a central California highway Saturday afternoon, then walked about a mile to the house in Cantua Creek, where she knocked on the front door and made strange statements to residents, officials said.
Fresno County sheriff’s deputies answered a call from residents, and an ambulance came to take Heche away.
“They [residents] were concerned and called the Sheriff’s Department,” said Lt. Merrill Wright. “Somebody, who at best they didn’t recognized, had come to their door, so they were concerned.”
The Fresno Bee reported yesterday that, according to hospital sources, Heche’s behavior was consistent with an “ecstasy” overdose.
Heche spent two hours at University Medical Center before she was released early Sunday, according to KFSN-TV in Fresno. A hospital source told Los Angeles TV station KABC that Heche was in an “altered mind state” when doctors treated her.
Heche, star of such movies as “Six Days, Seven Nights,” “Volcano” and “Return to Paradise,” was in central California to attend a women’s music festival in neighboring Madera County, “Entertainment Tonight” reported last night.
Authorities would not elaborate on Heche’s behavior or disclose whether she underwent any drug tests. There is no criminal investigation, Wright added.
“All of that information is in the medical report and we’re not at liberty to release that at this point,” Wright said.
too bad she has herpes cuz i'd love to eat that pussy
>Heche stated she was "insane" for the first 31 years of her life, and that this was triggered by being sexually abused by her father during her infancy and childhood.[79][80] In a series of interviews with Barbara Walters, Matt Lauer, and Larry King to promote Call Me Crazy in 2001, Heche stated on national television that she created a fantasy world called the "Fourth Dimension" to make herself feel safe, and had an alter ego who was the daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus Christ named "Celestia", who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms.[76][81] Heche said she recovered from her mental health concerns following the incident in Cantua Creek and has put her alter ego behind her.[4]
>an alter ego who was the daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus Christ named "Celestia"
Literally female version of Chris Chan. Wonder if she has a post up on the Farms
She ruined that movie’s success. She “came our” right before it premiered. Nobody wanted to see a romance with Ford being matched up with a supposed lesbian
sounds legit i've heard it before. different vodkas have different main ingredients so not sure how much that taste comes through if at all in the final product
and yet wasn’t a bottle of shitty Smirnoff in her car?
Also you can get a goddamn delicious whiskey for less than 60. If a rich person scoffs at an Old Forester 1920, Belle Meade Reserve etc. they have no taste.
Thats your opinion, some people just like to get drunk. I knew an opiate addict who had done every kind of drug imaginable and his favorite high was alcohol.
its their desperate attempt to compete with Tiktok. Since youtube has for many years now had a butchered algoritihm they know they cant fight them on that front, in fact its only getting worse for youtube while Tiktoks algo is only getting better, so instead they created a cheap, cosmetic imitation of the tiktok format of short vertical videos and then unnecessarily and to much anger foisted it on the users of youtube. who, btw, are quite a bit older than the Tiktok audience and don't care for the format as much as youtube thinks. But youtube doesn't care what their current, waning audience thinks. They want to attract new blood, which they never will as they have already lost the battle for youth which is clear to literally everyone earth except youtube themselves
>Actress Anne Heche joked about drinking vodka with wine chasers in the most recent episode of her podcast >She seemed to slur her words as she and co-host Heather Duffy said a company provided them with free alcohol to try on their show >They said they were following the advice of a doctor who told them to drink vodka instead of wine, but noted they are using wine to chase down the vodka >Heche then goes on to say she is having a bad day in the episode that aired Friday >The 53-year-old actress crashed her Mini Cooper into a Mar Vista home that morning
Don’t listen to degenerates. You don’t need drugs. Waste of money. It doesn’t make you “boring.” Boring people are sheep who cave in to norms like social drinking or use drugs to cope
Like what
Embarrassing yourself in public, feeling really close to some moron you just met and will never see again, doing some stupid shit then blacking out and forgetting all about it
You sound like an insufferable basement-dwelling homosexual. Humans have been drinking alcohol for thousands of years, you're not special or better than other people just because you're an edgy loser posting on Cinemaphile.
>more like straight homosexual lmao
Seriously straight edge = scared to live a little scared of looking inwards at themselves. Why not be straight edge 99% of the time and try a new mindframe 1% of your life on earth. The world is not black and white thrive in the gray enjoy living
Ive tried all of those, just for the experience. I didn't really like any of them, except maybe for shrooms, but after the second time I decided that while it was very interesting, I prefer being sober. Plus I have a feeling that I could probably induce a similar state with meditation anyway.
If you know yourself pretty well and know your limits, I don't think theres anything wrong with trying those for the experience. But at the same time I don't think most people know their limits or themselves enough to be able to just try it, and leave it at that.
its called being a "tee-totaler" and notable examples include trump
he lost his brother to alcohol abuse at a very young age, anything similar in your history?
Yes. I spent two years high on large quantities of edibles. It took several months for my dopamine levels and neurochemicals to return to homeostasis (without the need for any drugs) Even jerking off became unenjoyable while sober, and every time I watched a movie or played a video game I thought "hmm this will be better high." Anything that pings your reward system when you're not actually achieving anything is a net negative.
everyone that goes >dude weed lmao
is usually a disgusting bastard. The only places where not doing drugs will be a negative is in a degenerate setting so who gives a frick. Beer is unremarkable unless you want to get drunk which is kinda moronic if you're not 18 anymore.
not everything needs to "experienced". you can see it, appreciate it, and decide its not for you. truthfully most people just get hooked when they're kids and never stop.
I say everyone needs to smoke weed once
Well, maybe not smoke, I understand that's not the best way really, but at least an edible
Way too many frickin edgy buttholes in the world that one good hit would make them settle the frick down
Smoking seems moronic and bad for your health with no real discernible upsides beside looking cool.
Drinking is destructive but only if you're a moron who can't handle yourself, in moderation it's no big deal.
"Drugs" is a broad category, I only tried weed once out of politeness and it was underwhelming as shit compared to how it gets portrayed in media.
Shouldn’t hurt to play around with a little weed. At least worth a try out in nature. I don’t understand you weird fricks who don’t drink, but hey, that’s a good thing if you’re cool with it.
>Horrifying burns
The image it shows of her being put in the ambulance her clothes and hair show zero burn damage. Did the flames only go straight up into her pussy or something?
Fox News reporting police are going to charge her with a DUI, reckless driving, hit and run, and possibly assault with a deadly weapon. Weapon being her car when she smashed garage
This is different. Baldwin is claiming it was accidental. And bunch of the buck being passed around to other people. This shit is pretty cut and dry. Though doubt she gets any bail time because Cali doesn’t hold anyone accountable. Probably forced to go to a week of AA and minor charges. I was she ended up liking like the Hamburger Lady
>“I had a fantasy world that I escaped to. I called my other personality Celestia,” she explains. “I believed I was from that world. I believed I was from another planet. I think I was insane.”
>This escape to another world, she says, stemmed from being sexually abused by her father, Donald Heche, a seemingly devout Christian who she found out was gay as he lay dying of AIDS in 1983.
>“He raped me, he stuck his dick in my mouth, he fondled me, he put me on all fours, and had sex with me,” says Heche, qualifying that the abuse started when she was a toddler, years that she can’t remember clearly.
>“I think it’s always hard for children to talk about abuse because it is only memory. I didn’t carry around a tape recorder … I didn’t chisel anything in stone … Anybody can look and say, ‘Well how do you know for sure?’ And that’s one of the most painful things about it. You don’t.”
>Anne says she had herpes as a young girl, but she does not know if her mother knew she was being molested by her father. “I had a rash, I had sores, I had welts on my nose and on my lips.” When she found out her father had AIDS, she feared for her life.
This. Which is why any couple that has a "free pass" to bang a celebrity on their wish list is in for a rude awakening unless they already have herpes, hepatitis, aids, etc. They all carry herp, and many now have hiv.
prepubescent, she hadn't developed most of what attracts men to "girls". he was just a general pedo (like all gays) and a girl was the best thing he could grab at the time.
One of my dumbass neighbors called them because they saw smoke coming out of a chimney. Turns out it was winter and the people inside were burning wood in their fireplace. Local Fire Fighters deployed three engines and two ambulances
One of the only times I would ever physically hit a woman is if she was drunk and trying to drive. I'd knock a woman out cold if it meant potentially saving a human life.
One of the only times I would ever physically hit a woman is if she was drunk and trying to drive. I'd knock a woman out cold if it meant potentially saving a human life.
you would unironically be charged with attempted murder under federal hate crime statutes and the blue haired judge would hand you 25 years while flicking her bean
I've driven drunk hundreds of times. It's awesome. You get in the car and you're at your destination like magic. It eliminates the stupid boring driving part. I highly recommend.
>you WILL wear a seatbelt >you WILL obey traffic control devices >you WILL follow the speed limit >you WILL use turn signals >you WILL stop at red lights and stop signs >you WILL have a driver’s license >you WILL renew your registration every year >you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles >you WILL drive defen-s0i-vely >you WILL be stone cold sober with the 0.0000% BAC
>you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles
This one is legit, though. Don't risk fricking your engine up. Though if you go full synthetic you can definitely go beyond it, just don't push it.
>>you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles
Modern cars have a digital thingy that tells you when to change it.
It's waaaaay less frequent than every 3k miles, not counting the very first oil change.
The 3000 mile thing is the dealerisraelite trying to get you in more frequently. I've ignored that shit for years and have no issues. Once a year is fine unless you are a very heavy driver.
>The 3000 mile thing is the dealerisraelite trying to get you in more frequently. I've ignored that shit for years and have no issues. Once a year is fine unless you are a very heavy driver.
Just remember to periodically check amd top off your oil and fluid levels. Oil can and does burn off don't want to blow your engine up. The last guy who changed it might have put the wrong amount in or "forgot" to change this filter or left it a little loose
t-not a doctor
>>you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles >Modern cars have a digital thingy that tells you when to change it. >It's waaaaay less frequent than every 3k miles, not counting the very first oil change.
Learn how to change your own oil and put on a spare tire amd fix a leak or replace a toilet don't be a useless human
Change the oil and check all the other fluids like radiator and brakes etc. also check the tubing for cracks. It shine fine after a oil change and tune up.
according to a neighbor the flames were 200 feet high and she wasnt able to be pulled out until professional rescuers came. if she doesnt die of injuries im guessimg she will look like melted cheese.
Current pics suggest she hit the wall hard. Coupled w plastic surgery she doesn't look anything like herself. Now she'll be a total freak & OD on pills or something.
Yo Gabba was the last thing I saw her in that looked halfway normal.
Iirc she claimed she suddenly remembered being raped at a very, very young age. Like before most humans have memories young. Now I don't think anyone will doubt that Hollywood is awash in pedos, every kind of sexual deviant, and people who have endured horrendous abuse at the hands of people who were supposed to help them but her story seemed like the ramblings of a brain dead actress.
so she was stuck inside the car for 30 minutes as it burned lmao i wouldn't leave nachos in the oven that long.
i guess it pretty much burned off her feet & now they will have to be amputated - gross. she doesn't know about any of this since she's in a medically induced coma.
she probably thought since they put a sheet over her that they thought she was dead. If I thought people thought I was dead and were wheeling me somewhere I'd frickin pop up like that too.
not often they lay injured people on their stomach
must have burns on her back or something i guess
>drive drunk every time I go out with friends for 16 years due to a complete lack of safe public transport where I live >never had a single accident, close call, scratching or bumping the paint
Fricking idiots like this dumb b***h are why people hate and judge me. Dumb c**ts can't handle their alcohol. If you're drunk and you're going to drive you take it nice and slow and fricking focus on keeping it together. It's not that fricking hard.
>due to a complete lack of safe public transport where I live
So out in the boonies? Out in cabbage country where there's not even anything to hit? GG champ you truly are an S-tier driver
Reminder that shes in the new show from the Euphoria creator.
I don't know how Sam Levine on has such an eye for train wrecks. He did the same thing when he hired Eric Dane who was a tabloid nightmare for years.
She was in the car, while it was on fire, for 30 minutes. Forget about the flames. The smoke can kill a person in only a couple minutes. So.... how did she survive for 30 minutes breathing toxic smoke? I have a theory but it is very /x/
When you get drunk you don't want to go home and do nothing. You want to go out and do things and to achieve that you need transportation.
Normies who drink are usually 85IQ so you aren't ever going to fix these people.
kek this happened to a costa rican b***h and nothing happened to her. cops even skipped the alcohol screening, but everyone knew what happened because she had posted some tiktoks being drunk af hours before.
she is the sugar baby of the one of the richest boomers in the country, so she gets away with this shit. It became a topic of conversation because the insurance company refused to cover her, saying there was proof from the hospital that she was indeed drunk (someone leaked her file lol). dumb c**t isn't even that pretty.
Thousands, if not millions, of people drive drunk every day and only a small fraction have accidents. It's really not that big of a deal except to Muslim MADD c**ts.
It's become an industry. Think of all the palms that get greased down the line: >good boy points for the arresting officer >more meat to process through the court system >more clients for lawyers >good goy population accepts random checkpoints as a thing that happens >increased insurance premiums >companies that make and install alco-lock systems in vehicles >rehab centers / AA-like seminars
It should be an aggravating factor in car crashes, not a crime in and of itself.
I can't fricking wait what kind of late adult youtubers would look like. they're literally going down the same road as most celebs. Some are based and have a good head on their shoulders but there are a lot who I think will not survive without hte attention.
damn that car was all blue on the home street cam just before it crashed.
>that car was all blue
Damn, it was moving *that* fast?
https://twitter.com/CBSLARachel/status/1555716588120129537
my theory is that in her drunken / coked up state, decided to speed off after the initial accident, ended up going down a suburb, and thought the driveway to this house was still apart of the road. you can't really see the house / number and with the trees and bush it just looks like a gravel path (atleast from the video)
It’s the houses fault really
>blue streak speeds by
kek
literally who
>doesnt know Anne Heche
ok, zoomie
>years of of being wasted by ellen de generes
lesbians are a tragedy, she was built for penetration
She was with her husband for 3x as long but she'll be forever known as Degeneres' ex.
She for sure got penetrated by Thomas "Hung" Jane, and she was really pretty on that show.
They are dating irl. He hates shoes as well.
she was so fricking hot in that
Look at that schnoz
Not israeli actually.
>Heche stated she was "insane" for the first 31 years of her life, and that this was triggered by being sexually abused by her father during her infancy and childhood.[79][80] In a series of interviews with Barbara Walters, Matt Lauer, and Larry King to promote Call Me Crazy in 2001, Heche stated on national television that she created a fantasy world called the "Fourth Dimension" to make herself feel safe, and had an alter ego who was the daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus Christ named "Celestia", who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms.[76][81] Heche said she recovered from her mental health concerns following the incident in Cantua Creek and has put her alter ego behind her.[4]
>she created a fantasy world called the "Fourth Dimension" to make herself feel safe, and had an alter ego who was the daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus Christ named "Celestia", who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms
And what was the name of her Sonic fanfic?
with these b***hes you can never tell if they're crazy because they've actually been abused or if they've made up a story of abuse because they're crazy
>with these b***hes you can never tell if they're crazy because they've actually been abused or if they've made up a story of abuse because they're crazy
Accurate assessment anon
>Cantua Creek
>An incoherent and babbling actress Anne Heche stumbled into a stranger’s home, officials said yesterday, and then was carted off to a hospital – hours after breaking up with comedian gal pal Ellen DeGeneres.
The 31-year-old Heche and DeGeneres, 43, announced Saturday they were ending Hollywood’s most famous lesbian love affair.
Within hours of that disclosure, Heche apparently parked her SUV along a central California highway Saturday afternoon, then walked about a mile to the house in Cantua Creek, where she knocked on the front door and made strange statements to residents, officials said.
Fresno County sheriff’s deputies answered a call from residents, and an ambulance came to take Heche away.
“They [residents] were concerned and called the Sheriff’s Department,” said Lt. Merrill Wright. “Somebody, who at best they didn’t recognized, had come to their door, so they were concerned.”
The Fresno Bee reported yesterday that, according to hospital sources, Heche’s behavior was consistent with an “ecstasy” overdose.
Heche spent two hours at University Medical Center before she was released early Sunday, according to KFSN-TV in Fresno. A hospital source told Los Angeles TV station KABC that Heche was in an “altered mind state” when doctors treated her.
Heche, star of such movies as “Six Days, Seven Nights,” “Volcano” and “Return to Paradise,” was in central California to attend a women’s music festival in neighboring Madera County, “Entertainment Tonight” reported last night.
Authorities would not elaborate on Heche’s behavior or disclose whether she underwent any drug tests. There is no criminal investigation, Wright added.
“All of that information is in the medical report and we’re not at liberty to release that at this point,” Wright said.
too bad she has herpes cuz i'd love to eat that pussy
>an alter ego who was the daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus Christ named "Celestia"
Literally female version of Chris Chan. Wonder if she has a post up on the Farms
I'm 35 and have no idea who this b***h is.
i liked that movie
She ruined that movie’s success. She “came our” right before it premiered. Nobody wanted to see a romance with Ford being matched up with a supposed lesbian
This. Killed my interest to see it, still haven't all these years later.
It's okay. Pretty forgettable.
But Ford's wife in the movie, who Schwimmer sleeps with, gave me a violent and painful erection seeing her as a 14 year old. Still does
>who Schwimmer sleeps with, gave me a violent and painful erection seeing her as a 14 year old.
what?
The actress who plays Ford's wife in the movie has a scene stripping out of her underwear
>MY SANDWICH
>IT WAS ON A BRIOCHE
I'd forgotten how incredibly average she was
Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?
jim carrey
LAPD put out the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire
Is he getting his dick sucked?
ugh, he's beautiful
>ugh, he's beautiful
idris elba
She's not dead yet chud
Denzel
an animated slim jim
So many better downers than alchohol when you're rich. Actors really are some of the most moronic people on earth
She might have been on prescription Karen pills too
the rich can afford the stuff that actually tastes good
>vodka
>taste
some alcohol on /b/ said you can get a britta water pitcher and poor super cheap vodka in it and filter it 3x it will taste like grey goose
sounds legit i've heard it before. different vodkas have different main ingredients so not sure how much that taste comes through if at all in the final product
They did it successfully on Myth Busters and had a vodka snob confirm.
well shit i might have to give it a try
This is completely true but it'll kill the filter much more quickly than with water
and yet wasn’t a bottle of shitty Smirnoff in her car?
Also you can get a goddamn delicious whiskey for less than 60. If a rich person scoffs at an Old Forester 1920, Belle Meade Reserve etc. they have no taste.
was the smirnoff what caused the fire?
metaphorically, yes
yes brothers... the fire rises URRAAA URRAAAA
she didn't start the fire, it was always burning, since the world's been turning
$30 whiskey tastes great
she's a literal who, doubt she's all that rich
Thats your opinion, some people just like to get drunk. I knew an opiate addict who had done every kind of drug imaginable and his favorite high was alcohol.
link to the podcast?
Probably a private skype video call. Who would voluntarily listen to Anne Heche's podcast? Her last movie was like 20 years ago.
Everyone got a fricking podcast now. It’s the equivalent of self publishing
>No, not dead. Burned. Badly.
Hahaha!
Kek. Haven't seen this in 20 years. Need to pop in the vhs tape.
Darn. Better than another Matthew Broderick situation. Frick her.
Anyone got the podcast? Or did they take it down?
They took it down. It’s got to be saved somewhere
>self-improvement
kek
TMZ got some of it
https://www.tmz.com/watch/2022-08-06-080522-anne-heche-podcast-1465695-322/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oFwULh-xt-8
it wasn't hard to find
this YT shorts format is pure cancer
Btw you can change /shorts/ to /watch/ to get the regular player
anononymous Cinemaphile hacker saves the day thanks
there's some plugins that do it automatically too like Youtube-shorts block
thank you
Thanks, I had no idea. The shorts format is hot garbage.
its their desperate attempt to compete with Tiktok. Since youtube has for many years now had a butchered algoritihm they know they cant fight them on that front, in fact its only getting worse for youtube while Tiktoks algo is only getting better, so instead they created a cheap, cosmetic imitation of the tiktok format of short vertical videos and then unnecessarily and to much anger foisted it on the users of youtube. who, btw, are quite a bit older than the Tiktok audience and don't care for the format as much as youtube thinks. But youtube doesn't care what their current, waning audience thinks. They want to attract new blood, which they never will as they have already lost the battle for youth which is clear to literally everyone earth except youtube themselves
youtube and google are becoming old dinosaurs like Microsoft now
way you think she’s going to reveal her plans to ram a house in her car on the podcast?
of course!
She tried to kill herself like Kim Mathers
>Actress Anne Heche joked about drinking vodka with wine chasers in the most recent episode of her podcast
>She seemed to slur her words as she and co-host Heather Duffy said a company provided them with free alcohol to try on their show
>They said they were following the advice of a doctor who told them to drink vodka instead of wine, but noted they are using wine to chase down the vodka
>Heche then goes on to say she is having a bad day in the episode that aired Friday
>The 53-year-old actress crashed her Mini Cooper into a Mar Vista home that morning
What kind of person listens to the Anne Heche podcast???
seriously, there's so much content out there for brainless NPCs it makes my head spin
Not dead. Burned. Badly.
Never drank
Never smoked
Never did drugs
Tell me, is this the right path ?
If you’re happy sure. Drinking casually is not a big deal
its pretty boring but you'll live longer and probably be happier overall
Don’t listen to degenerates. You don’t need drugs. Waste of money. It doesn’t make you “boring.” Boring people are sheep who cave in to norms like social drinking or use drugs to cope
Don't drink and don't do hard drugs. You should be fine
drugs and alcohol are worth trying so long as you dont abuse them, they give experiences you will never live otherwise
Like what
Embarrassing yourself in public, feeling really close to some moron you just met and will never see again, doing some stupid shit then blacking out and forgetting all about it
You sound like an insufferable basement-dwelling homosexual. Humans have been drinking alcohol for thousands of years, you're not special or better than other people just because you're an edgy loser posting on Cinemaphile.
some people find out they can't limit themselves
yet you're here getting mad at shit
such is the fate of the chud!
It is.
t. 33+ year old straight edge
more like straight homosexual lmao
I hope you overdose and die you junkie Black person
>more like straight homosexual lmao
Seriously straight edge = scared to live a little scared of looking inwards at themselves. Why not be straight edge 99% of the time and try a new mindframe 1% of your life on earth. The world is not black and white thrive in the gray enjoy living
At least you're not Straight Heche
I only drink but thats just to make sure my chakras stay aligned with my house
Are you rich because of your choices? Then yes. Still poor despite not spending it on drugs etc. Then no.
Ive tried all of those, just for the experience. I didn't really like any of them, except maybe for shrooms, but after the second time I decided that while it was very interesting, I prefer being sober. Plus I have a feeling that I could probably induce a similar state with meditation anyway.
If you know yourself pretty well and know your limits, I don't think theres anything wrong with trying those for the experience. But at the same time I don't think most people know their limits or themselves enough to be able to just try it, and leave it at that.
its called being a "tee-totaler" and notable examples include trump
he lost his brother to alcohol abuse at a very young age, anything similar in your history?
lol wut? Trump's brother lived until his late fifties.
people don't usually die in their late 50s
Yes. I spent two years high on large quantities of edibles. It took several months for my dopamine levels and neurochemicals to return to homeostasis (without the need for any drugs) Even jerking off became unenjoyable while sober, and every time I watched a movie or played a video game I thought "hmm this will be better high." Anything that pings your reward system when you're not actually achieving anything is a net negative.
>Anything that pings your reward system when you're not actually achieving anything is a net negative.
This is good fricking advice tbqh
everyone that goes
>dude weed lmao
is usually a disgusting bastard. The only places where not doing drugs will be a negative is in a degenerate setting so who gives a frick. Beer is unremarkable unless you want to get drunk which is kinda moronic if you're not 18 anymore.
not everything needs to "experienced". you can see it, appreciate it, and decide its not for you. truthfully most people just get hooked when they're kids and never stop.
just an occasional beer or other alcohol is fine. but very little to avoid fricking your looks and liver, smoking and drugs are for morons
I say everyone needs to smoke weed once
Well, maybe not smoke, I understand that's not the best way really, but at least an edible
Way too many frickin edgy buttholes in the world that one good hit would make them settle the frick down
Alcohol is fun socially, and only occasionally. Just learn your limits, being drunk is fun at a certain level
Never been high, don't care to.
Smoking seems moronic and bad for your health with no real discernible upsides beside looking cool.
Drinking is destructive but only if you're a moron who can't handle yourself, in moderation it's no big deal.
"Drugs" is a broad category, I only tried weed once out of politeness and it was underwhelming as shit compared to how it gets portrayed in media.
Yes.
I’ve mixed wine with cranberry juice on occasion.
Shouldn’t hurt to play around with a little weed. At least worth a try out in nature. I don’t understand you weird fricks who don’t drink, but hey, that’s a good thing if you’re cool with it.
You should definitely try them. I did, not my thing.
>Horrifying burns
The image it shows of her being put in the ambulance her clothes and hair show zero burn damage. Did the flames only go straight up into her pussy or something?
until you realize thats not her top its her burned skin in the shape of the top
>Lucky she didn’t kill anyone.
Not true, she could've killed herself which would've made the whole venture worthwhile.
She didn't drink vodka, she "downed" it. Journalists should be rounded up and shot.
>i just drank a pint of vodka. dare me to drive?
Go ahead.
Kazakhstan
Police still haven't charged with anything. What a fricking clown world.
>LAPD doing anything about actual crime
>ever
Fox News reporting police are going to charge her with a DUI, reckless driving, hit and run, and possibly assault with a deadly weapon. Weapon being her car when she smashed garage
she was the victim
>wanting to charge a democrat
umm sweetie that's fascism
This is different. Baldwin is claiming it was accidental. And bunch of the buck being passed around to other people. This shit is pretty cut and dry. Though doubt she gets any bail time because Cali doesn’t hold anyone accountable. Probably forced to go to a week of AA and minor charges. I was she ended up liking like the Hamburger Lady
>the Hamburger Lady
that song is downright terrifying
>charging overcooked meat
the ol' vodka shots hitting you an hour later and you're falling down in the kinoplex with night blindness
back to surgery, anne
easy on the drinks next time
rookie
I'm probably gonna end up the same way but no one will care because I'm not famous
Anne Heche confirmed drukposter
We did it /druk/bros.
Literally who and what?
>“I had a fantasy world that I escaped to. I called my other personality Celestia,” she explains. “I believed I was from that world. I believed I was from another planet. I think I was insane.”
>This escape to another world, she says, stemmed from being sexually abused by her father, Donald Heche, a seemingly devout Christian who she found out was gay as he lay dying of AIDS in 1983.
>“He raped me, he stuck his dick in my mouth, he fondled me, he put me on all fours, and had sex with me,” says Heche, qualifying that the abuse started when she was a toddler, years that she can’t remember clearly.
>“I think it’s always hard for children to talk about abuse because it is only memory. I didn’t carry around a tape recorder … I didn’t chisel anything in stone … Anybody can look and say, ‘Well how do you know for sure?’ And that’s one of the most painful things about it. You don’t.”
>Anne says she had herpes as a young girl, but she does not know if her mother knew she was being molested by her father. “I had a rash, I had sores, I had welts on my nose and on my lips.” When she found out her father had AIDS, she feared for her life.
How do we know she didn't make all that up?
she got oral herpes as a child...and then she went on to have a career as an actress kissing lots of actors including Harrison Ford???
my dear child, Hollywood is world herpes central
This. Which is why any couple that has a "free pass" to bang a celebrity on their wish list is in for a rude awakening unless they already have herpes, hepatitis, aids, etc. They all carry herp, and many now have hiv.
So her dad was a bisexual pedo? Sounds like a rare specimen.
Dad sounds like a bit of a character.
Gay bros, time to work on that public image. Not looking so good.
this, we need to be more stealthy gaybros
Stealth is no longer an option
kek based andy ngo
why does this homosexual shitskin cia andy account only have one million followers? i thought it was really popular
does he post his own stuff on 4chin and thats why its so common?
where's the penguin and the wiener in the gloryhole?
i will never forgive ben affleck
>ben affleck
ben "butt licker" Assfleck
if he was gay then why did he mollest a girl?
prepubescent, she hadn't developed most of what attracts men to "girls". he was just a general pedo (like all gays) and a girl was the best thing he could grab at the time.
by that logic gays should be attracted to ftms but they arent
> I called my other personality Celestia
Horsefrickers, not even once
Pretty sure most podcasts aren't posted the same day they're recorded, right?
Some podcasts are just repackaged livestreams
>Stupid b***h. Luck she didn’t kill anyone. I hope she really is badly burned
She was going 95mph wasted down a residential street!
>She was going 95mph wasted down a residential street!
apparently, it is now reddit to dislike reckless nignog behavior and we love moronic dykes?
nice selfie
So this was all just a promotional stunt for her podcast.
I've seen her butthole
are you a doctor at the hospital?
no
>the house she crashed into has become 'uninhabitable'
>it took 59 firefighters to extinguish the fire.
>Heche is now in stable condition
>it took 59 firefighters to extinguish the fire.
Jesus christ do American firefighters work on commission?
They're pretty bored
One of my dumbass neighbors called them because they saw smoke coming out of a chimney. Turns out it was winter and the people inside were burning wood in their fireplace. Local Fire Fighters deployed three engines and two ambulances
>Heche is now in stable condition
First time ever!
Good shit Mexican boy
Damn it, Carlos!
why does this "famous" actress live in a shipping container?
That's a typical LA house
wait, she hit her own house?
No
smirnoff sales finna go through the roof
>stable condition
Only the good die young.
She was a qt in Wag the Dog and Donnie Brasco
>Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive? You do?!
new contender for imagine drinking threads
One of the only times I would ever physically hit a woman is if she was drunk and trying to drive. I'd knock a woman out cold if it meant potentially saving a human life.
Better to just wrestle her. Hitting people doesn't do what you think it does.
Touch grass, kiddo
>punch a woman, save a life
win win
>I'd knock a woman out cold
And you'd go to prison for 10+ years, moron.
on what planet do you get ten years hard time for smacking a drunk b***h
The planet where you live in America
maybe if you kill her
you would unironically be charged with attempted murder under federal hate crime statutes and the blue haired judge would hand you 25 years while flicking her bean
nah i live in the sticks and if she’s drunk she won’t remember anything anyways
Would you at least feed her eggs when she wakes up?
>woman dead on the floor bloodied and beaten
>anon stop it was root beer
I've driven drunk hundreds of times. It's awesome. You get in the car and you're at your destination like magic. It eliminates the stupid boring driving part. I highly recommend.
I can save her.
a rival podcaster set her up, probably cut the brakes on her car
Podcasting is hell
She was surprisingly great voicing Lois Lane, but I forget which cartoon.
>you WILL wear a seatbelt
>you WILL obey traffic control devices
>you WILL follow the speed limit
>you WILL use turn signals
>you WILL stop at red lights and stop signs
>you WILL have a driver’s license
>you WILL renew your registration every year
>you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles
>you WILL drive defen-s0i-vely
>you WILL be stone cold sober with the 0.0000% BAC
>you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles
This one is legit, though. Don't risk fricking your engine up. Though if you go full synthetic you can definitely go beyond it, just don't push it.
You’re the same type of s0ilent drinking bugman who tells people to chug 2 liters of water every day. Absolute nu-male vegan cucklord
You don't drive, do you?
>>you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles
Modern cars have a digital thingy that tells you when to change it.
It's waaaaay less frequent than every 3k miles, not counting the very first oil change.
I know. I waited an entire year this last time, didn't blow anything. I wouldn't recommend it though.
Anon what tractor of a car are you driving that needs a change every 3k miles?
The 3000 mile thing is the dealerisraelite trying to get you in more frequently. I've ignored that shit for years and have no issues. Once a year is fine unless you are a very heavy driver.
>The 3000 mile thing is the dealerisraelite trying to get you in more frequently. I've ignored that shit for years and have no issues. Once a year is fine unless you are a very heavy driver.
Just remember to periodically check amd top off your oil and fluid levels. Oil can and does burn off don't want to blow your engine up. The last guy who changed it might have put the wrong amount in or "forgot" to change this filter or left it a little loose
t-not a doctor
>>you WILL change your oil every 3,000 miles
>Modern cars have a digital thingy that tells you when to change it.
>It's waaaaay less frequent than every 3k miles, not counting the very first oil change.
Learn how to change your own oil and put on a spare tire amd fix a leak or replace a toilet don't be a useless human
I go twice as long with synthetic
frick bro, is my car fricked if it has just been sitting for like a year or more? i know it needs oil changed can it still be good if just do that?
Change the oil and check all the other fluids like radiator and brakes etc. also check the tubing for cracks. It shine fine after a oil change and tune up.
>you will do the opposite of everything written in this post because anon posted a redditjak
ok master
I live in NJ. Driving defensively is the only way to survive here.
Remind me why alcohol is legal again?
muh morals
not often they lay injured people on their stomach
must have burns on her back or something i guess
She's bent forward, you can see her feet here. She was struggling to free herself from the firemen
according to a neighbor the flames were 200 feet high and she wasnt able to be pulled out until professional rescuers came. if she doesnt die of injuries im guessimg she will look like melted cheese.
Current pics suggest she hit the wall hard. Coupled w plastic surgery she doesn't look anything like herself. Now she'll be a total freak & OD on pills or something.
Yo Gabba was the last thing I saw her in that looked halfway normal.
She can't be that badly burned if her hair is untouched
Looks like minor injuries to me.
she also crashed into a garage earlier and some homie was like you cant leave and she was like please i have to go and sped off
This b***h unironically had an affair with her dad and he dicked her so good he went lesbian after that because no other dick could compare
He raped her you fricking freak.
sure thing
Iirc she claimed she suddenly remembered being raped at a very, very young age. Like before most humans have memories young. Now I don't think anyone will doubt that Hollywood is awash in pedos, every kind of sexual deviant, and people who have endured horrendous abuse at the hands of people who were supposed to help them but her story seemed like the ramblings of a brain dead actress.
>he dicked her so good he went lesbian after that because no other dick could compare
so she was stuck inside the car for 30 minutes as it burned lmao i wouldn't leave nachos in the oven that long.
i guess it pretty much burned off her feet & now they will have to be amputated - gross. she doesn't know about any of this since she's in a medically induced coma.
not attracted to her anymore that's for sure!
Jesus Christ. Plus she must have breathed in toxic plastic and metal fumes all that time.
>she was stuck inside the car for 30 minutes as it burned
she looks fine...
Is that the first stage of zombie apocalypse?
>Is that the first stage of zombie apocalypse?
perhaps
holy shit she was really drunk like jim irsay on a football sunday
Cinemaphile never told me girls were capable of producing kino
she probably thought since they put a sheet over her that they thought she was dead. If I thought people thought I was dead and were wheeling me somewhere I'd frickin pop up like that too.
>on her stomach
impressively moronic
Bruh are her feet ok?
ellen strikes again? sabotaged her car? she does hang with GWB, she has the means to do something like that and make look like an accident
I don't know Anne Heche. I never met Anne Heche or had any contact with her, but... I'm sorry, I can't go on.
It was an accident. The pedal was live. No one told her the grip was automatic. Could happen to anyone.
don't worry guys she'll take the homeowners out for a grand slam once she wakes from her coma
>drive drunk every time I go out with friends for 16 years due to a complete lack of safe public transport where I live
>never had a single accident, close call, scratching or bumping the paint
Fricking idiots like this dumb b***h are why people hate and judge me. Dumb c**ts can't handle their alcohol. If you're drunk and you're going to drive you take it nice and slow and fricking focus on keeping it together. It's not that fricking hard.
Or just call an uber you selfish wienersucker
>he thinks Uber exists in every country in the world
Shut up lightweight b***h
Stop killing people
>due to a complete lack of safe public transport where I live
So out in the boonies? Out in cabbage country where there's not even anything to hit? GG champ you truly are an S-tier driver
>cannot comprehend that there are 3rd world countries out there with practically no safe public transport available beyond a certain hour of night
Reminder that shes in the new show from the Euphoria creator.
I don't know how Sam Levine on has such an eye for train wrecks. He did the same thing when he hired Eric Dane who was a tabloid nightmare for years.
Abductee.
Me too, anon. I hope she has scars for life.
She was in the car, while it was on fire, for 30 minutes. Forget about the flames. The smoke can kill a person in only a couple minutes. So.... how did she survive for 30 minutes breathing toxic smoke? I have a theory but it is very /x/
>I have a theory but it is very /x/
Reptilian
or
Vampire
The car wasn't on fire it was just smouldering
why are drunk people like this? just don't drive if you drink
i havnt done it in a while, but when you get drunk it seems like a good idea
When you get drunk you don't want to go home and do nothing. You want to go out and do things and to achieve that you need transportation.
Normies who drink are usually 85IQ so you aren't ever going to fix these people.
That’s exactly what I want to do when I drink, go home and do nothing.
When i'm drunk all I want to do is go home and relax
if a drunk chick cannot consent to the ten blowjobs she gives at a frat one night once regret sets in, how am I responsible for my dui?
Mental gymnastics. Drunk people think that by being aware that they're inebriated, they will somehow actually drive more cautiously.
That poor car and house.
I know the name but can't but a face to it
does the face even still exist?
Now I wanna go crank one out to that scene from the Wild Side with Joan Chen where the cover slips and you can see her getting finger blasted by Joan.
Look at Ellen. she looks like the theranos broad. Ellen exploited a crazy woman, grooming her to be 'gay'. This is who americans worship
Here's a live leak showing her new look!
Darkman!
Was gonna post this if you didn't. But planned on making a joke that Heche was in the gender swapped reboot called "Darkdyke".
>Anne Heche
>Anne Heche
Am I even supposed to know who this is?
gayhomosexuals are truly a fricking pest
She's literally me
kek this happened to a costa rican b***h and nothing happened to her. cops even skipped the alcohol screening, but everyone knew what happened because she had posted some tiktoks being drunk af hours before.
she is the sugar baby of the one of the richest boomers in the country, so she gets away with this shit. It became a topic of conversation because the insurance company refused to cover her, saying there was proof from the hospital that she was indeed drunk (someone leaked her file lol). dumb c**t isn't even that pretty.
Ann Heshe
If a woman can’t give consent to sex when drunk then she is also inculpable of any criminal intent while drunk.
Checkmate, racists.
So nobody wants to listen to the pozcast and see if its funny
Thousands, if not millions, of people drive drunk every day and only a small fraction have accidents. It's really not that big of a deal except to Muslim MADD c**ts.
It's become an industry. Think of all the palms that get greased down the line:
>good boy points for the arresting officer
>more meat to process through the court system
>more clients for lawyers
>good goy population accepts random checkpoints as a thing that happens
>increased insurance premiums
>companies that make and install alco-lock systems in vehicles
>rehab centers / AA-like seminars
It should be an aggravating factor in car crashes, not a crime in and of itself.
Grow up. Learn something. And then of people you care about - not just yourself - and how DD endangers them.
Lmao ok officer thanks for the D.A.R.E presentation.
I can't fricking wait what kind of late adult youtubers would look like. they're literally going down the same road as most celebs. Some are based and have a good head on their shoulders but there are a lot who I think will not survive without hte attention.
GET OUT OF MY WAY