>Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this tale:

>Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this tale:

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is just cool to each other
    yeah actually if thsi were real it would be like
    >billy and kenny are cool but kenny wants to frick julie and if billy finds out he's going to be mad at kenny. stan and billy are only cool if benny isn't around, and they both like janice and jenny. janice and jenny HATE each other but they both like billy and kenny, and they were all in love with diane they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche and coming down the mountain

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh butthole surfers is fricking cool.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the frick are you on about?

        he is talking about interpersonal conflict and using the lyrics of the song pepper.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the frick are you on about?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        stop bothering people with this response. it's not schizophrenic ramblings, you're just stupid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Incels invent fake scenarios in their head because they never socialize with actual people they're just terminally online.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only an incel would know that though.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          S-shut up.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Out fricking skilled Same here, I don't want to go outside anymore after a girl looked at me like I was a swamp creature while I was walking my dog yesterday.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Summer of 1992

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Ballad Of The Bogdanoff'd Bunghole

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Son fricks mom before college

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a common porn trope that, i do wonder if this has a true origin?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Camp of The Saints

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Auto Focus

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >My Stepdaughter Tossed My Salad 17

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Benis of 76

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The haunted HIV medicine ad

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >A Movie-Making Nerd by James Rolfe

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Buck Breaking

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Night I Came Thrice

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is a gayget

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Of "The Blood Rose"
    >Once, long ago, in a rural town in america just like this, there were a group of women. Poor, battered women who regularly were abused by their awful husbands. Every night, they would confide in each other, and eventually hatched a plan to flee to an island, hidden away from the world, where they could start anew.
    >But they were eventually found by those evil, abusive men. This time, they chose to fight. On the battlefield they rushed, with sword and shield in hand, and met those men in direct conflict. The battle was long, and bloody, but despite their lower numbers, the women won.
    >Now, where their fellow women fell in battle, grows a special flower, bathed in their blood. The blood of the heroic women nourishes it, letting it heal any injury instantly, even cancer!
    >And now, we-
    >You dumb butthole that's just the plot of Batwoman.

    No need to be scared. You can tell this story is fiction because two people watched the show in it.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Birth of a Nation

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Slant Eyed bawds 3

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Industrial Society and Its Future

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >That c**t Jennifer in Third Period English Class Fricking Dies

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WOULDAWEEEE

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bam's Last Earthrock

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Borrasca

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the tale of my misgendered sex ed teacher

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is better and has better stories

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not watching your subversive Goyflix slop.
      >Captcha: NGGRX

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wow so diverse. i feel so represented.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would definitely be afraid of the dark with that many non-Whites around.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Think how many casting meetings they had for this.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >are you afraid of the dark
    yeah, you know what, i was. seven year old me was fricked up and afraid of the dark because of this shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      first ep of Goosebumps had me running out the room.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      first ep of goosebumps had me running out the room.

      Where those shows even on at night? I remember catching them after school.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it was beginning to dusk in autumn, eat my wiener.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >snick at night

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Where my Shomiez at?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          george lopez is the best for no other reason than the albanian daughter. She kept the whole show on her delicious shoulders. The episodes with a schoolgirl outfit, yum.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Greatest Story Never Told
    *unchained melody fades in*

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