>A-anon, you c-c-can't collect us l-like toys, w-we have rights! >Hehe, A million Morticia's in the palm of my hand
might as well post the full set plus the additional challenge;
>select up to six Morticias to be your Pocket Mortys/Morticia team >bonus points if you talk about how your team would function and interact with both each other and their new master(You) >extra bonus points if you go into each Morticia's backstory
Buff Morticia >main deviation point is during her reality's version of Something Ricked This Way Comes >Morticia ended up going with a completely different science project than canon Morty's model solar system so the whole Pluto plot never happens >instead she ends up tagging along with Rick on his whole plan to fuck over Lucius Needful >which results in her joining Rick and Summer in their "get swole to beat up Lucius" plan >she and Summer end up bonding really closely as sisters over the course of getting swole so after the plan works while Rick goes back to normal Morticia and Summer decide to stay buff >compared to most Morty/Morticia/Mortabel variants she has a very healthy amount of self confidence, Rick finds this a little annoying but has also decided that the extra muscle(in a very literal sense) that Morticia and Summer bring on adventures to overall make it worth it >still has a humongous crush on her Jessica, they regularly hang out as gym buddies but Morticia has yet to work up the courage to actually ask her out
Gazorpazorp Morticia >Rick never met Diane in this universe and thus never got married, this led to this Rick being even more of a mess than most Ricks >one particularly nasty drinking binge led to him having sex with a Gazorpazorp Sex Bot, this in turn resulted in a Gazorpazorpian version of Beth being born and raised on Gazorpazorp who in turn would contribute eggs to a later generation of Sex Bots and lead to Gazorpazorpian versions of Summer and Morticia(and about a dozen other siblings across the two genders) >Gazorpazorp Morticia has only very recently met her Rick(he had recently sobered up and decided to see if his debauchery filled past had resulted in any accidental offspring, which led to him finding out about Beth and his grandchildren) >compared to a lot of Rick and Morty pairs their relationship is a lot more equal in nature, Rick is trying to be a better person(often failing miserably but he's at least making an effort), while Morticia unlike most of her counterparts across the multiverse is actually smart enough to understand most of Rick's science, she's also a lot more willful and has much more of a spine than most Mortys so she doesn't take Rick's shit as much >has actually had some dating experience, nothing long term but more than most of her counterparts
Triclops Morticia >the big divergence point in this universe is that the Great Schism of 1054 between the Eastern and Western branches of Christianity never happened and Christianity is even more dominant of a religion(where in our reality Christians make up just under 32% of the global population, in this world the number is a bit over 70%) >this universe's Rick is as much a scientific genius as most any other Rick but unlike most Ricks he's also a devout Christian, in fact he's actually a Priest(most other Ricks find him kind of unsettling because of this) >conversely this universe's Diane is a Succubus, she and Rick ended up falling in love and got married and had Beth >Beth still ends up marrying Jerry >Summer in this universe fits the typical Succubus mold like her mother and grandmother >Morticia meanwhile takes after other members of Diane's family, apparently Diane's father was a Baron of Hell and Morticia has many of the traits of that breed of demon >more of a tomboy in personality than many Morticias, not quite as devout as Rick but then not many people are >while she did have a crush on Jessica for a while she actually ended up in a relationship with Tricia Lange, it's a weirdly adorable one
3/6
1 month ago
Anonymous
continuing
Space Soldier Morticia >her universe is chronologically ahead of most universe, being in the early 25th century compared to most being in the early 21st >Earth discovered FTL several decades ago >an alien race attacked Earth about a decade ago and the war against them is still ongoing >Beth in this universe is a decorated hero of the early days of the war, she's recently been placed in charge of the training for a clone super soldier program, with Rick in charge of creating them >Summer and Morticia were both chosen to be recruited into the program to serve as two of the templates for the clones(for various reasons Rick's super soldier formula only seems to work on girls and works best on ones still going through puberty) >Morticia like the other templates has received the training and enhancements though she hasn't seen real combat in the war unlike her clones(the cool scar she has on her face was from a training accident) >she also has a very sweet set of abs(ironically she's kind of shy about letting anyone who isn't a template or clone see them and is glad her armor hides them) >she and the other templates have a odd sort of group romance thing going on due to their enhancements making them able to sense each other's emotions and desires >Morticia would be absolutely furious if she realized that Rick could have ended the war years ago with his tech(in fact he and Beth are intentionally drawing the war out as part of a conspiracy to take charge of humanity)
4/6
1 month ago
Anonymous
once more
Swordmaster Morticia >this Earth has had a long and curious history with a race of oddly human looking aliens and the artifacts they left scattered around the world >this world's Rick has had a lifelong obsession with this race, particularly in trying to understand their technology(since it often operates in ways beyond even his understanding of science) >the Morticia of this world discovered and accidentally bonded with a sword made by this race on one of her adventures with Rick >while she had been already fairly athletic, the sword's bond with her has raised her physical capabilities(particularly her speed and reaction times) to near superhuman levels, as well as giving her a mastery of swordfighting that should be impossible for a human to achieve >also for some reason her singing and dancing abilities are at the level of a professional now >she's still a bit of a klutz otherwise though
5/6
I like Morticia, but do you really need to post such an obtrusive sequence of posts in a Summer thread?
>I like Morticia, but do you really need to post such an obtrusive sequence of posts in a Summer thread?
eh I'm bored and got nothing better to do than indulge in fanfic type content, still kind of relevant anyways since each of these universes has a Summer too so could always elaborate on them more too
1 month ago
Anonymous
one last one
70's Morticia >this Earth is chronologically several decades behind most universes, with the present day being the 1970's >this universe's Rick is a retired pimp who owns several popular Discos and Roller Rinks >because of this the Summer and Morticia of this universe are two of the most popular girls in school >Morticia is a rather skilled dancer >she also can handle herself fairly well in a fight, in particular Rick taught her some rather dirty fighting tricks from his pimp days >if you can name a drug used recreationally during the 1970's then Morticia has probably tried it at least once and many of them she partakes of regularly, her tolerances for them being disturbingly high for a girl her age
>Ballerina >Hanbok >Tennis >70's >Samurai >Ao Dai
I got them cause their stats are off the charts but everyone sees it as racially motivated like the guy who plays a cute character in a fighting game cause she's got the small hitbox.
Hemorrhage’s entire MO was that nothing matters, tradition is worthless and you can’t place significance on things. We have no verification that they did the deed, their bond was more to do with hunting. Their neighbors mentioned a kid on the way and Summer reacted by rolling her eyes. It’s ambiguous but unconfirmed with no evidence that they ever had sex. We don’t even know what marriage is for the deathstalkers.
This is the most desperate "my waifu could still be a virgin" cope I've ever seen. I'm willing to stretch things some for the sake of a good waifu - I mean, for fuck's sake, if I liked Summer I'd just say "I'm waifuing Summer from the start of the show, before she turned into a slut" - but what you're suggesting is ridiculous.
1 month ago
Anonymous
The show has no definitive evidence that she’s had sex. No jokes, no allusions, no references. The marriage was there to provide a means for her to have a better perspective on Beth and Jerry’s divorce.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>No jokes, no allusions, no references
alien apocalypse planet-wide orgy
1 month ago
Anonymous
Eh. I took that as her trying to be cool around Rick. Talking a big game but she doesn’t really roll like that. When Rick invites her she says she’s gonna get her antacid which implies she’s thinking more about drinking. At the first planet when she goes to ghost the aliens she’s hanging with, she sends them off to “find her purse”. They get back and when they see she’s gone they “have to START without her”. The second planet she’s high and dancing, but brushes off a boy approaching her. She finds out Rick broke the rules and brought a third wheel along, and in my opinion Summer is mad that someone is butting in on her time hanging with Rick (she’s consistently been shown to want to be closer to him). That’s why she says “the only chick seeing the universe with Rick is me”. She was also shown to be grossed out at Daphne’s alien biology. On the third planet she’s standing above the orgy with her arms crossed, obviously not having any fun. When she has to dive through the orgy to get to the car, she says “ew gross”. The B-plot is resolved when Rick and Summer have a moment as she smiles saying she loves him. That’s really what the trip was about, to have fun with her Grandpa and not be a square (and ironically it was Rick being the square).
Anon, you have to let it go. Why do you think he was named hemorrhage? They put an article out right afterwards about how this was an episode they couldn’t have written without a female writer. The Summer we follow isn’t a virgin (even if Ethan didn’t get there first). They never looked at the camera and stated it but it’s easily implied. If you’re a Summerfag that’s part of the deal, get over it (like most milf fans or fans of girls like Misato have). She’s not loose, but she isn’t a virgin.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I feel like she was probably loose by the time she finished Rick's interplanetary orgy tour. (What the fuck was up with that?)
1 month ago
Anonymous
Eh, she didn’t seem to be engaging with the party like that. It’s possible but not evidence based.
1 month ago
Anonymous
The reason they didn’t make a big deal out of Summer losing her virginity is because she’s underage. Same thing with Morty and mermaid puss. It’s harsh but that’s what you get for falling for a western adult cartoon female character written by Californians. She was bound to lose it some day. Make peace with it.
You’re right… I had the wrong idea about Summer, but that’s okay. I still like her.
The reason they didn’t make a big deal out of Summer losing her virginity is because she’s underage. Same thing with Morty and mermaid puss. It’s harsh but that’s what you get for falling for a western adult cartoon female character written by Californians. She was bound to lose it some day. Make peace with it.
I imagine if Summer had prominent lips like Beth and most of the other teen & adult female human characters do we'd see a lot less of this extremely worn out "joke"
Summer was designed to look really natural around Rick and Morty, and then the rest of the girls kind of powercrept around her with no need for design cohesion. The artstyle is abstract enough where you can imagine her as attractive as you want her to be. I see her as pretty.
>Summer was designed to look really natural around Rick and Morty, and then the rest of the girls kind of powercrept around her with no need for design cohesion
true, not even the most glaring example really(Phineas & Ferb is perhaps the most extreme example of this I can think of)
>The artstyle is abstract enough where you can imagine her as attractive as you want her to be. I see her as pretty.
agreed on both counts
> if Summer had prominent lips like Beth
Here's a quick Paint job, based on this pic
The team definitely gave a little intentional footservice in the season announcement. Actually, this season has subtly played up the girls a little more. The art team is definitely on our side (Beth’s animation in the last episode in particular was much more endearingly feminine and specific than usual).
I thought I'd like how this looked but then you actually did this and I saw it and I don't. The thin lips just look cuter (and younger). On the bright side the reveres process does improve Beth, too, although I should have seen that coming given that we've already seen young Beth on the show.
The rick and morty artstyle is not sexual and im tired of all these loser tumblr twitter trannies who shit out all the gay disgusting homosexual art for this stupid fucking reddit show
We get at least one tease every season. I’m not expecting anything definitive but I think the biggest validation (even bigger than Naruto) is on the horizon, not behind us.
Summer would make for a really chill girlfriend. She’s level headed and easygoing, but not without passion for what she’s interested in. She’s relatively stable (for a girl her age) but just insecure enough to benefit from a healthy relationship. She’s smart enough to have a good conversation with, but not so much so that she’s obnoxious. She’s had enough life experience to have a practical outlook on life, but she’s not so far gone that she can’t relate to “normies”. She craves connection, and is likely to be devoted to where she gets it. She’s got a good sense of humor, and is in touch with her masculine and feminine side. She strikes me as on the path to being a cool mom too.
Really her biggest flaws are a little basic bitch feminist insecurity (and a good relationship with a man would clear that right up) and a social media addiction (ditto). Moreso than a lot of female characters, she’d actually be pretty compatible with most decent dudes in real life (Not necessarily super strict on looks but she has reasonable standards). She was more vapid in the early seasons but that has slowly gone away.
Yeah, she’s a little more realistic than most 2D fans go for, less wish fulfillment, but she does seem like she’d make for a nice GF if you really think about it.
Yeah, she’s a little more realistic than most 2D fans go for, less wish fulfillment, but she does seem like she’d make for a nice GF if you really think about it.
the real biggest flaw with Summer(or either Morty or Morticia for that matter) as a potential girlfriend is that being involved with them means having Rick in your life and how much of a hazard that is to one's health either physically or mentally
You’d have to ideally position yourself as friendly to the family but more on the domestic side of things. Of course some people may want the access to Rick’s stuff in their fantasy but for me I’d want to be at arms length. Totally right though, that’s a risk you take for a Summer/Morticia GF.
like I imagine as long as you weren't actively annoying Rick you'd probably be out of his line of fire(well aside from insults and maybe the occasional empty booze bottle getting chucked at you if he's drunk enough), it's more everything that tends to happen around Rick that's the real danger
You’d have to ideally position yourself as friendly to the family but more on the domestic side of things. Of course some people may want the access to Rick’s stuff in their fantasy but for me I’d want to be at arms length. Totally right though, that’s a risk you take for a Summer/Morticia GF.
My solution, in typical Rick And Morty fashion, is to abduct them from moments in timelines with dying Ricks. Moments that would have had dying Morticias, too, if not for my intervention. A nice clean extraction from time. No Rick would know or care about the difference.
Y’know what would make for a kino episode…
Summer actually gets with a guy to everyone’s surprise and seems genuinely attracted to him. The boyfriend seems like a really good person, but Rick isn’t buying it. Morty also doesn’t trust the guy.
They try to catch the bf being a shitty person by using tech and stalking him, but to no use because he seems like a perfectly fine guy.
Morty and Rick are doing a stakeout to watch him and summer, they end up going to the beach.
Rick and Morty watch as the boyfriend reveals himself to be Atlantean, and summer uses some of Rick’s stolen tech to disguise herself as an Atlantean.
Rick jumps up from his hiding spot, calling it that something was up with the boyfriend, but at the exact same time Mr.Nimbus jumps out from hiding as well right next to Rick, recognizing summer as the strange acting Atlantean girl who has been with his son (who I will be calling N.jr). >you nimbus?! your stupid fish magic is why I wasn’t able to detect him?! >oh don’t blame me, your filthy land daughter is corrupting my son!
Rick Morty and nimbus confront the two on the pier, Rick and nimbus trying to one up eachother with how much they forbid summer and N.jr being together.
While nimbus and Rick bicker, it escalates and ends up in a stalemate sequence fight.
While this is happening, Morty sneaks summer and N.jr away from the beach.
Now on their own, summer and N.jr have a deep talk with eachother about how it would never work >is this like a Romeo and Juliet situation? >yeah sorta, but with more seaweed and less double suicide
They say a sad goodbye and promise to see eachother again someday.
After they realize summer and N.jr got away Rick and nimbus stop fighting and call a temporary truce as long as they both agree to keep summer and N.jr away from eachother.
Rick finds summer taking a sad bus ride back home and Mr nimbus finds N.jr swimming back down to Atlantis.
(1/2)
Alt pitch: Mr. Nimbus glamours himself up as Morty and seduces Summer, and then glamours himself up as Summer and seduces Morty, permanently fucking up their sibling relationship. All to get back at Rick for subtweeting him. The Ricky Horror Nimbus Show.
(2/2)
Rick picks up Morty and summer and takes them back home in his ship, nimbus has a whale swallow N.Jr and take him back home pinnocio style.
At the end of the episode.
Rick and Morty argue if splitting summer up from N.jr was really a good idea.
Something something end.
It sounded a lot better when I first thought of it.
Alt pitch: Mr. Nimbus glamours himself up as Morty and seduces Summer, and then glamours himself up as Summer and seduces Morty, permanently fucking up their sibling relationship. All to get back at Rick for subtweeting him. The Ricky Horror Nimbus Show.
Alt pitch: Mr. Nimbus glamours himself up as Morty and seduces Summer, and then glamours himself up as Summer and seduces Morty, permanently fucking up their sibling relationship. All to get back at Rick for subtweeting him. The Ricky Horror Nimbus Show.
Actually OR here, just finished typing but I agree, that is better than what I came up with. Thanks anon
The whole ride there they were talking about eat ass. AS isn’t gonna actually show that, but she had to be slutting it up that was the whole point of the trip
Eh. I took that as her trying to be cool around Rick. Talking a big game but she doesn’t really roll like that. When Rick invites her she says she’s gonna get her antacid which implies she’s thinking more about drinking. At the first planet when she goes to ghost the aliens she’s hanging with, she sends them off to “find her purse”. They get back and when they see she’s gone they “have to START without her”. The second planet she’s high and dancing, but brushes off a boy approaching her. She finds out Rick broke the rules and brought a third wheel along, and in my opinion Summer is mad that someone is butting in on her time hanging with Rick (she’s consistently been shown to want to be closer to him). That’s why she says “the only chick seeing the universe with Rick is me”. She was also shown to be grossed out at Daphne’s alien biology. On the third planet she’s standing above the orgy with her arms crossed, obviously not having any fun. When she has to dive through the orgy to get to the car, she says “ew gross”. The B-plot is resolved when Rick and Summer have a moment as she smiles saying she loves him. That’s really what the trip was about, to have fun with her Grandpa and not be a square (and ironically it was Rick being the square).
Idk man I really doubt summer gives two about sleeping around
1 month ago
Anonymous
I don’t see evidence of that being the case.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Provide me with evidence that Summer is not secretly an alternate universe's Jerry hiding out with this universe's Smiths in drag.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Prove a negative
No, you anti-Summer schizo.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Prove that Summer has a vagina. Now.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Justin Roiland wants to fuck her, so she’s clearly an underage teenage girl.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Justin Roiland's work has lots of sexualized underage teenage boys in it. At best your task is now to prove that Justin Roiland is heterosexual.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Her egg was fertilized in an episode and we have the baby to prove it?
1 month ago
Anonymous
They say that the scientists extracted it from her. Not how.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Boys don’t have eggs, moron.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It is actually possible to alter a non-egg cell into an egg cell, with science. Look it up.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Jerry and Summer’s head shapes are different so no amount of drag could cover that up.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I did but you just claimed it never happened despite her saying she would
She also said in the season five opener >let’s lick tits
and when Beth and jerry were uncomfortable with that she responded with >of course you don’t [like that] because you’re not getting any
So she herself is saying she’s sleeping with people. She’s definitely not conservative about sexuality. Sorry dude but she’s kind of a sloot and proud
1 month ago
Anonymous
That’s not what “let’s lick tits” means. For her it was allegorical (let’s do this!). Not getting any in this context means being boring (not getting any tits, similar to “carpin all these diems”), to which Beth and Jerry respond by saying something sexual, which grosses her out. Sorry dude you’re equating your headcanon with what the episodes actually show. Summer has fairly consistently been a relationship kind of person, not sleeping around.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I wasn’t implying let’s lick tits meant fucking. I was showing you that she’s not shy about being sexual.
And it grossed her out because no one wants to hear their parents talk about fucking.
At this point an episode could air with her saying >yeah I fucked 11 guys last night
And you’d say she meant metaphorically not physically. You’re just making shit up. Not getting any means having sex dude. In no reality does it mean being boring. It’s hilarious you’re talking about head canons and then ignore everything she does in the show.
Summer is not your trad wife waifu. She wants to fuck the universe just like Rick the person she idolizes as you yourself said.
1 month ago
Anonymous
There’s a very big difference between being able to crack a sexually charged joke and being a slut. You’re reaching hard. >At this point you’d [HEADCANON]
Irrelevant false comparison. >Not getting any means sex
In the context of the conversation not getting any means not licking any tits, which translates to not doing anything interesting. >Trad
Not stated. >She wants to fuck the universe
Never implied in the show, thanks for the fanfiction.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I just realized I’m arguing about an ugly doodle you care passionately enough about to seriously worry if she’s sexually pure. Sorry man have a good one
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Yeah, well, you’re a nerd! It doesn’t matter to me anyway!
Thanks, I do understand the show and her character better than you.
The team definitely gave a little intentional footservice in the season announcement. Actually, this season has subtly played up the girls a little more. The art team is definitely on our side (Beth’s animation in the last episode in particular was much more endearingly feminine and specific than usual).
You got it mixed up, foot fetish is the most common fetish with 1 in 6 people having a fetish, fetish and not just "Oh, I like this specific type of girl"
Having a crush on Summer (I hesitate to use the word waifu out of respect to people far more devoted than me) helped put into perspective a lot of the moe culture of Japan and why that matters so much for audience engagement (and some of our posters here). She keeps me excited for the show even when it’s at a low point. It’s weird, but, fun too, having a crush (more than just attraction) to a cartoon character. I look forward to seeing her in new episodes or rewatching old ones. She’ll put a smile on my face when I think about her sometimes. I’m happy to know her (in the way a real person can know a fiction character).
She is, but she’s a fictional character. I just don’t see them as the same thing as a person. I don’t feel a moral responsibility in that sense. In my mind there isn’t a “translation to her being real” if that makes sense. Anyway her age is not what I find attractive/interesting about her. Hope that makes sense.
I only like seasons 1 and 2 Summer. Every season after that has her turn into a really cringy wannabe Rick and it doesn't work because she's both naturally unlikable and clearly not that smart for it to be believable.
Because of Summer’s untraditional family life, I think she would most appreciate a traditional first date. You can’t outdo the “wow” factor because of Rick, but you can appeal to her feminine fantasy of something pleasantly normal/chill. I’d go with a picnic and walk in the park for the first date. Second date is a nice dinner somewhere where she can dress up and feel pretty. A bit more adventurous but I think a good third date for her would be an escape room, to bring out those problem solving skills (need to be useful) out of her and grow closer by working together to solve something. I’d invite her to my place afterwards and we’d cook something simple together (she’d get a simple job that’ll feel like she’s helping but without the stress of messing up), and then we’d watch a movie or netflix. I’d then go for the make out (but no further). If you’re vibing you can probably translate to bf/gf fairly quickly here (additional ideas for the transition period are ice skating or bowling). Once you’re official, she’d probably be nervous about introducing you to her family, so you have to pass the test there. Being chill and open minded is the trick for making that work (without falling for the easy trap of vibing too well with Jerry). Keep it light. Once you’ve passed the family test you can hang more without really having it need to be a date. She could come over and we’d cuddle, have our own in jokes, just vibe. Before too long, you can get to the sex stuff, and then once you’re past that, it’s steady.
No thanks. Even if I liked her, dating Summer is a one way ticket to getting murdered by the side effect of one of their curayzy adventures or getting turned into one of those shamblers from IHNMAIMS by Morty if I ever hurt her feelings or something.
First person sweetheart sipping with Summer looking at the viewer lovingly. If that’s too difficult a perspective than it can be more like pic related and the guy can be green anon (or Morty if that’s what you like).
>Any requests?
requesting the original "Mistakes Into Miracles" image redrawn with Morty in Spongebob's place and Summer in Sandy's place, preferably with them wearing the same outfits as well(minus Sandy's helmet obviously)
bonus points if you give Summer some extra huge milky boobs
Someone in the writer's room has a bathroom fetish
you don't wirte a scene like this if you haven't jacked off to this fantasy at least once in your life
never mind all the stuff like Morty's teacher being into it via the psyche office (though the kids were peeing in desks iirc)
I think they've toned it down in the last season or so by there's a lot more than just toilet humor there
Summer is 100% into pee stuff. It’s too consistent at this point.
Someone in the writer's room has a bathroom fetish
you don't wirte a scene like this if you haven't jacked off to this fantasy at least once in your life
never mind all the stuff like Morty's teacher being into it via the psyche office (though the kids were peeing in desks iirc)
I think they've toned it down in the last season or so by there's a lot more than just toilet humor there
Also in episode Rick and Jessica try to fix morty, Jessica’s freinds ask her if she’s ever been peed on before and they says yum. Also Jessica has a skirt shot
She is a weeb, and she’s said some unprompted stuff that leads one to think that she thinks a bit more about that kind of stuff than most people would. I’d say it’s pretty compartmentalized though.
>Didn't she kill her boyfriend because she felt insecure about her tits size? Nah I'm good
that's not what happened at all, Morty was the one who deformed him with the morphizer(he lived though) in a moment that's both cute from him being the protective brother for once but also fucked up since it's a blatant example of Rick rubbing off on him in a negative fashion
>used goods
nah
Aiming for Morticia, myself. Multiple Morticias, actually.
This.
>A-anon, you c-c-can't collect us l-like toys, w-we have rights!
>Hehe, A million Morticia's in the palm of my hand
might as well post the full set plus the additional challenge;
>select up to six Morticias to be your Pocket Mortys/Morticia team
>bonus points if you talk about how your team would function and interact with both each other and their new master(You)
>extra bonus points if you go into each Morticia's backstory
I'll post mine as an example;
>Buff Morticia
>Gazorpazorp Morticia
>Triclops Morticia
>Space Soldier Morticia
>Swordmaster Morticia
>70's Morticia
and the details for my team;
Buff Morticia
>main deviation point is during her reality's version of Something Ricked This Way Comes
>Morticia ended up going with a completely different science project than canon Morty's model solar system so the whole Pluto plot never happens
>instead she ends up tagging along with Rick on his whole plan to fuck over Lucius Needful
>which results in her joining Rick and Summer in their "get swole to beat up Lucius" plan
>she and Summer end up bonding really closely as sisters over the course of getting swole so after the plan works while Rick goes back to normal Morticia and Summer decide to stay buff
>compared to most Morty/Morticia/Mortabel variants she has a very healthy amount of self confidence, Rick finds this a little annoying but has also decided that the extra muscle(in a very literal sense) that Morticia and Summer bring on adventures to overall make it worth it
>still has a humongous crush on her Jessica, they regularly hang out as gym buddies but Morticia has yet to work up the courage to actually ask her out
1/6
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Gazorpazorp Morticia
>Rick never met Diane in this universe and thus never got married, this led to this Rick being even more of a mess than most Ricks
>one particularly nasty drinking binge led to him having sex with a Gazorpazorp Sex Bot, this in turn resulted in a Gazorpazorpian version of Beth being born and raised on Gazorpazorp who in turn would contribute eggs to a later generation of Sex Bots and lead to Gazorpazorpian versions of Summer and Morticia(and about a dozen other siblings across the two genders)
>Gazorpazorp Morticia has only very recently met her Rick(he had recently sobered up and decided to see if his debauchery filled past had resulted in any accidental offspring, which led to him finding out about Beth and his grandchildren)
>compared to a lot of Rick and Morty pairs their relationship is a lot more equal in nature, Rick is trying to be a better person(often failing miserably but he's at least making an effort), while Morticia unlike most of her counterparts across the multiverse is actually smart enough to understand most of Rick's science, she's also a lot more willful and has much more of a spine than most Mortys so she doesn't take Rick's shit as much
>has actually had some dating experience, nothing long term but more than most of her counterparts
2/6
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Triclops Morticia
>the big divergence point in this universe is that the Great Schism of 1054 between the Eastern and Western branches of Christianity never happened and Christianity is even more dominant of a religion(where in our reality Christians make up just under 32% of the global population, in this world the number is a bit over 70%)
>this universe's Rick is as much a scientific genius as most any other Rick but unlike most Ricks he's also a devout Christian, in fact he's actually a Priest(most other Ricks find him kind of unsettling because of this)
>conversely this universe's Diane is a Succubus, she and Rick ended up falling in love and got married and had Beth
>Beth still ends up marrying Jerry
>Summer in this universe fits the typical Succubus mold like her mother and grandmother
>Morticia meanwhile takes after other members of Diane's family, apparently Diane's father was a Baron of Hell and Morticia has many of the traits of that breed of demon
>more of a tomboy in personality than many Morticias, not quite as devout as Rick but then not many people are
>while she did have a crush on Jessica for a while she actually ended up in a relationship with Tricia Lange, it's a weirdly adorable one
3/6
continuing
Space Soldier Morticia
>her universe is chronologically ahead of most universe, being in the early 25th century compared to most being in the early 21st
>Earth discovered FTL several decades ago
>an alien race attacked Earth about a decade ago and the war against them is still ongoing
>Beth in this universe is a decorated hero of the early days of the war, she's recently been placed in charge of the training for a clone super soldier program, with Rick in charge of creating them
>Summer and Morticia were both chosen to be recruited into the program to serve as two of the templates for the clones(for various reasons Rick's super soldier formula only seems to work on girls and works best on ones still going through puberty)
>Morticia like the other templates has received the training and enhancements though she hasn't seen real combat in the war unlike her clones(the cool scar she has on her face was from a training accident)
>she also has a very sweet set of abs(ironically she's kind of shy about letting anyone who isn't a template or clone see them and is glad her armor hides them)
>she and the other templates have a odd sort of group romance thing going on due to their enhancements making them able to sense each other's emotions and desires
>Morticia would be absolutely furious if she realized that Rick could have ended the war years ago with his tech(in fact he and Beth are intentionally drawing the war out as part of a conspiracy to take charge of humanity)
4/6
once more
Swordmaster Morticia
>this Earth has had a long and curious history with a race of oddly human looking aliens and the artifacts they left scattered around the world
>this world's Rick has had a lifelong obsession with this race, particularly in trying to understand their technology(since it often operates in ways beyond even his understanding of science)
>the Morticia of this world discovered and accidentally bonded with a sword made by this race on one of her adventures with Rick
>while she had been already fairly athletic, the sword's bond with her has raised her physical capabilities(particularly her speed and reaction times) to near superhuman levels, as well as giving her a mastery of swordfighting that should be impossible for a human to achieve
>also for some reason her singing and dancing abilities are at the level of a professional now
>she's still a bit of a klutz otherwise though
5/6
>I like Morticia, but do you really need to post such an obtrusive sequence of posts in a Summer thread?
eh I'm bored and got nothing better to do than indulge in fanfic type content, still kind of relevant anyways since each of these universes has a Summer too so could always elaborate on them more too
one last one
70's Morticia
>this Earth is chronologically several decades behind most universes, with the present day being the 1970's
>this universe's Rick is a retired pimp who owns several popular Discos and Roller Rinks
>because of this the Summer and Morticia of this universe are two of the most popular girls in school
>Morticia is a rather skilled dancer
>she also can handle herself fairly well in a fight, in particular Rick taught her some rather dirty fighting tricks from his pimp days
>if you can name a drug used recreationally during the 1970's then Morticia has probably tried it at least once and many of them she partakes of regularly, her tolerances for them being disturbingly high for a girl her age
6/6
Put it in a pastebin, bitch. Like me for my trio.
https://pastebin.com/t2rR2ndi
>Ballerina
>Hanbok
>Tennis
>70's
>Samurai
>Ao Dai
I got them cause their stats are off the charts but everyone sees it as racially motivated like the guy who plays a cute character in a fighting game cause she's got the small hitbox.
Damaged goods.
I mean, who wouldn't?
wait, when was it confirmed?
It wasn’t.
>he forgot she married someone already
Hemorrhage’s entire MO was that nothing matters, tradition is worthless and you can’t place significance on things. We have no verification that they did the deed, their bond was more to do with hunting. Their neighbors mentioned a kid on the way and Summer reacted by rolling her eyes. It’s ambiguous but unconfirmed with no evidence that they ever had sex. We don’t even know what marriage is for the deathstalkers.
This is the most desperate "my waifu could still be a virgin" cope I've ever seen. I'm willing to stretch things some for the sake of a good waifu - I mean, for fuck's sake, if I liked Summer I'd just say "I'm waifuing Summer from the start of the show, before she turned into a slut" - but what you're suggesting is ridiculous.
The show has no definitive evidence that she’s had sex. No jokes, no allusions, no references. The marriage was there to provide a means for her to have a better perspective on Beth and Jerry’s divorce.
>No jokes, no allusions, no references
alien apocalypse planet-wide orgy
Anon, you have to let it go. Why do you think he was named hemorrhage? They put an article out right afterwards about how this was an episode they couldn’t have written without a female writer. The Summer we follow isn’t a virgin (even if Ethan didn’t get there first). They never looked at the camera and stated it but it’s easily implied. If you’re a Summerfag that’s part of the deal, get over it (like most milf fans or fans of girls like Misato have). She’s not loose, but she isn’t a virgin.
I feel like she was probably loose by the time she finished Rick's interplanetary orgy tour. (What the fuck was up with that?)
Eh, she didn’t seem to be engaging with the party like that. It’s possible but not evidence based.
You’re right… I had the wrong idea about Summer, but that’s okay. I still like her.
The reason they didn’t make a big deal out of Summer losing her virginity is because she’s underage. Same thing with Morty and mermaid puss. It’s harsh but that’s what you get for falling for a western adult cartoon female character written by Californians. She was bound to lose it some day. Make peace with it.
Jerry in a wig.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT KIDS LOOK LIKE THEIR PARENTS??!??! NOBODY HAS EVER NOTICED OR POINTED THIS OUT BEFORE EVAR!!11!
>narrower jaw than Jerry
female enough for me
Fake Summer head
Jerry artificially made skinnier
Dogshit art direction more like
I imagine if Summer had prominent lips like Beth and most of the other teen & adult female human characters do we'd see a lot less of this extremely worn out "joke"
Summer was designed to look really natural around Rick and Morty, and then the rest of the girls kind of powercrept around her with no need for design cohesion. The artstyle is abstract enough where you can imagine her as attractive as you want her to be. I see her as pretty.
>Summer was designed to look really natural around Rick and Morty, and then the rest of the girls kind of powercrept around her with no need for design cohesion
true, not even the most glaring example really(Phineas & Ferb is perhaps the most extreme example of this I can think of)
>The artstyle is abstract enough where you can imagine her as attractive as you want her to be. I see her as pretty.
agreed on both counts
> if Summer had prominent lips like Beth
Here's a quick Paint job, based on this pic
I thought I'd like how this looked but then you actually did this and I saw it and I don't. The thin lips just look cuter (and younger). On the bright side the reveres process does improve Beth, too, although I should have seen that coming given that we've already seen young Beth on the show.
The lack of eyelashes is what ruins it
Yes
You’re not making any arguments against doing it.
she's a redhead, objection overruled
this is what summerfags are reduced to
Obsessed.
sorry you got rejected by your redheaded prom date anon, I hope you feel better soon
Redheads are over rated
The rick and morty artstyle is not sexual and im tired of all these loser tumblr twitter trannies who shit out all the gay disgusting homosexual art for this stupid fucking reddit show
No, I don’t want to cuck Morty.
Date her? I want to marry that girl, then lose everything in the divorce.
Fuck no
did this happen in a new episode or something
It was a request in a previous Summer thread.
I wanna suck on her sagging-at-17 tits
She turned 18 throughout the show, I think.
makes no difference to me
Wasn't canon.
I have also outgrown Summer, which is why I have selected Morticia instead. (With age, I have developed a more refined palate.)
Fuck no, that'd probably get me killed.
Although maybe she would kill me if I didn't. I don't know.
I'm sadly too old to date a 17-year-old.
NGMI
You're never too old for that.
Morty's fuck-pig? No way. I wouldn't ice Morty like that.
Post more Summer+Morty
My waifu? Yes.
Yeah, probably
>you will never lay your head on Summer's lap as she strokes and plays with your hair
I’ve made peace with the fictionality of cartoon characters. I’m happy to crush on her from where I am.
Are there people who actually believe this ship has a chance? They’re mostly antagonistic towards each other in the show.
We get at least one tease every season. I’m not expecting anything definitive but I think the biggest validation (even bigger than Naruto) is on the horizon, not behind us.
What teases?
They've both been scarred and twisted up enough that the implications could be played for laughs. They already have a kid together.
Easily.
No because sher looks like and act as a skanky slut and not the good kind either.
she's just a cock goobler.
She seems the type to talk a big game but not actually be experienced.
I DM'd this artist asking if they'd take commissions to draw more big tiddy Summer but they just ignored me.
Think the better question is whether or not she’d date me. Which is a likely no.
Summer would make for a really chill girlfriend. She’s level headed and easygoing, but not without passion for what she’s interested in. She’s relatively stable (for a girl her age) but just insecure enough to benefit from a healthy relationship. She’s smart enough to have a good conversation with, but not so much so that she’s obnoxious. She’s had enough life experience to have a practical outlook on life, but she’s not so far gone that she can’t relate to “normies”. She craves connection, and is likely to be devoted to where she gets it. She’s got a good sense of humor, and is in touch with her masculine and feminine side. She strikes me as on the path to being a cool mom too.
Really her biggest flaws are a little basic bitch feminist insecurity (and a good relationship with a man would clear that right up) and a social media addiction (ditto). Moreso than a lot of female characters, she’d actually be pretty compatible with most decent dudes in real life (Not necessarily super strict on looks but she has reasonable standards). She was more vapid in the early seasons but that has slowly gone away.
Plus she has a nice butt. Would berry.
Yeah, she’s a little more realistic than most 2D fans go for, less wish fulfillment, but she does seem like she’d make for a nice GF if you really think about it.
the real biggest flaw with Summer(or either Morty or Morticia for that matter) as a potential girlfriend is that being involved with them means having Rick in your life and how much of a hazard that is to one's health either physically or mentally
You’d have to ideally position yourself as friendly to the family but more on the domestic side of things. Of course some people may want the access to Rick’s stuff in their fantasy but for me I’d want to be at arms length. Totally right though, that’s a risk you take for a Summer/Morticia GF.
like I imagine as long as you weren't actively annoying Rick you'd probably be out of his line of fire(well aside from insults and maybe the occasional empty booze bottle getting chucked at you if he's drunk enough), it's more everything that tends to happen around Rick that's the real danger
My solution, in typical Rick And Morty fashion, is to abduct them from moments in timelines with dying Ricks. Moments that would have had dying Morticias, too, if not for my intervention. A nice clean extraction from time. No Rick would know or care about the difference.
Y’know what would make for a kino episode…
Summer actually gets with a guy to everyone’s surprise and seems genuinely attracted to him. The boyfriend seems like a really good person, but Rick isn’t buying it. Morty also doesn’t trust the guy.
They try to catch the bf being a shitty person by using tech and stalking him, but to no use because he seems like a perfectly fine guy.
Morty and Rick are doing a stakeout to watch him and summer, they end up going to the beach.
Rick and Morty watch as the boyfriend reveals himself to be Atlantean, and summer uses some of Rick’s stolen tech to disguise herself as an Atlantean.
Rick jumps up from his hiding spot, calling it that something was up with the boyfriend, but at the exact same time Mr.Nimbus jumps out from hiding as well right next to Rick, recognizing summer as the strange acting Atlantean girl who has been with his son (who I will be calling N.jr).
>you nimbus?! your stupid fish magic is why I wasn’t able to detect him?!
>oh don’t blame me, your filthy land daughter is corrupting my son!
Rick Morty and nimbus confront the two on the pier, Rick and nimbus trying to one up eachother with how much they forbid summer and N.jr being together.
While nimbus and Rick bicker, it escalates and ends up in a stalemate sequence fight.
While this is happening, Morty sneaks summer and N.jr away from the beach.
Now on their own, summer and N.jr have a deep talk with eachother about how it would never work
>is this like a Romeo and Juliet situation?
>yeah sorta, but with more seaweed and less double suicide
They say a sad goodbye and promise to see eachother again someday.
After they realize summer and N.jr got away Rick and nimbus stop fighting and call a temporary truce as long as they both agree to keep summer and N.jr away from eachother.
Rick finds summer taking a sad bus ride back home and Mr nimbus finds N.jr swimming back down to Atlantis.
(1/2)
Alt pitch: Mr. Nimbus glamours himself up as Morty and seduces Summer, and then glamours himself up as Summer and seduces Morty, permanently fucking up their sibling relationship. All to get back at Rick for subtweeting him. The Ricky Horror Nimbus Show.
Nimbus sucks and I’m not into a Summer romance arc. No thanks.
(2/2)
Rick picks up Morty and summer and takes them back home in his ship, nimbus has a whale swallow N.Jr and take him back home pinnocio style.
At the end of the episode.
Rick and Morty argue if splitting summer up from N.jr was really a good idea.
Something something end.
It sounded a lot better when I first thought of it.
What do you think of my alt pitch? (
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Actually OR here, just finished typing but I agree, that is better than what I came up with. Thanks anon
Didn’t she fuck half a planet with Rick?
Doesn’t so very well adjusted
Line? From what I recall she didn’t interact with the end of the world party in that way. If anything she cockblocked Rick.
The whole ride there they were talking about eat ass. AS isn’t gonna actually show that, but she had to be slutting it up that was the whole point of the trip
Eh. I took that as her trying to be cool around Rick. Talking a big game but she doesn’t really roll like that. When Rick invites her she says she’s gonna get her antacid which implies she’s thinking more about drinking. At the first planet when she goes to ghost the aliens she’s hanging with, she sends them off to “find her purse”. They get back and when they see she’s gone they “have to START without her”. The second planet she’s high and dancing, but brushes off a boy approaching her. She finds out Rick broke the rules and brought a third wheel along, and in my opinion Summer is mad that someone is butting in on her time hanging with Rick (she’s consistently been shown to want to be closer to him). That’s why she says “the only chick seeing the universe with Rick is me”. She was also shown to be grossed out at Daphne’s alien biology. On the third planet she’s standing above the orgy with her arms crossed, obviously not having any fun. When she has to dive through the orgy to get to the car, she says “ew gross”. The B-plot is resolved when Rick and Summer have a moment as she smiles saying she loves him. That’s really what the trip was about, to have fun with her Grandpa and not be a square (and ironically it was Rick being the square).
You could hear your waifu fucking a football team in the next room and you'd go "woah it must have been the wind"
Nah, you just don’t actually watch the episodes you reference. Summer was there to party and bond with Rick, not get in an alien gangbang.
Idk man I really doubt summer gives two about sleeping around
I don’t see evidence of that being the case.
Provide me with evidence that Summer is not secretly an alternate universe's Jerry hiding out with this universe's Smiths in drag.
>Prove a negative
No, you anti-Summer schizo.
Prove that Summer has a vagina. Now.
Justin Roiland wants to fuck her, so she’s clearly an underage teenage girl.
Justin Roiland's work has lots of sexualized underage teenage boys in it. At best your task is now to prove that Justin Roiland is heterosexual.
Her egg was fertilized in an episode and we have the baby to prove it?
They say that the scientists extracted it from her. Not how.
Boys don’t have eggs, moron.
It is actually possible to alter a non-egg cell into an egg cell, with science. Look it up.
Jerry and Summer’s head shapes are different so no amount of drag could cover that up.
I did but you just claimed it never happened despite her saying she would
She also said in the season five opener
>let’s lick tits
and when Beth and jerry were uncomfortable with that she responded with
>of course you don’t [like that] because you’re not getting any
So she herself is saying she’s sleeping with people. She’s definitely not conservative about sexuality. Sorry dude but she’s kind of a sloot and proud
That’s not what “let’s lick tits” means. For her it was allegorical (let’s do this!). Not getting any in this context means being boring (not getting any tits, similar to “carpin all these diems”), to which Beth and Jerry respond by saying something sexual, which grosses her out. Sorry dude you’re equating your headcanon with what the episodes actually show. Summer has fairly consistently been a relationship kind of person, not sleeping around.
I wasn’t implying let’s lick tits meant fucking. I was showing you that she’s not shy about being sexual.
And it grossed her out because no one wants to hear their parents talk about fucking.
At this point an episode could air with her saying
>yeah I fucked 11 guys last night
And you’d say she meant metaphorically not physically. You’re just making shit up. Not getting any means having sex dude. In no reality does it mean being boring. It’s hilarious you’re talking about head canons and then ignore everything she does in the show.
Summer is not your trad wife waifu. She wants to fuck the universe just like Rick the person she idolizes as you yourself said.
There’s a very big difference between being able to crack a sexually charged joke and being a slut. You’re reaching hard.
>At this point you’d [HEADCANON]
Irrelevant false comparison.
>Not getting any means sex
In the context of the conversation not getting any means not licking any tits, which translates to not doing anything interesting.
>Trad
Not stated.
>She wants to fuck the universe
Never implied in the show, thanks for the fanfiction.
I just realized I’m arguing about an ugly doodle you care passionately enough about to seriously worry if she’s sexually pure. Sorry man have a good one
>Yeah, well, you’re a nerd! It doesn’t matter to me anyway!
Thanks, I do understand the show and her character better than you.
I like Morticia, but do you really need to post such an obtrusive sequence of posts in a Summer thread?
I would plow Frasier's daughter yes.
Dan and Justin agree she’s best girl, who am I to argue?
o jsqeez
(Yes, obv)
I’d date her feet
The team definitely gave a little intentional footservice in the season announcement. Actually, this season has subtly played up the girls a little more. The art team is definitely on our side (Beth’s animation in the last episode in particular was much more endearingly feminine and specific than usual).
jfc you guys need fucking mental help
If you can’t hang with the big dogs, get out of the pound.
Most guys are foot fuckers dude
You got it mixed up, foot fetish is the most common fetish with 1 in 6 people having a fetish, fetish and not just "Oh, I like this specific type of girl"
I’d make out in the back of a car with Summer’s feet and go to bed with Beth’s feet
I’d rather date Beth’s feet
Having a crush on Summer (I hesitate to use the word waifu out of respect to people far more devoted than me) helped put into perspective a lot of the moe culture of Japan and why that matters so much for audience engagement (and some of our posters here). She keeps me excited for the show even when it’s at a low point. It’s weird, but, fun too, having a crush (more than just attraction) to a cartoon character. I look forward to seeing her in new episodes or rewatching old ones. She’ll put a smile on my face when I think about her sometimes. I’m happy to know her (in the way a real person can know a fiction character).
Shes underage, anon
She is, but she’s a fictional character. I just don’t see them as the same thing as a person. I don’t feel a moral responsibility in that sense. In my mind there isn’t a “translation to her being real” if that makes sense. Anyway her age is not what I find attractive/interesting about her. Hope that makes sense.
>3x sense
Need to sleep, Summerfriends. Hope to see you later.
Summer’s underrated. She gets a lot of hate on here but that’s generally undeserved.
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they meant that one Hansel & Gretel movie with Jeremy Renner, right?
I never watched it, were they really fucking?
The joke is that they obviously aren’t fucking, but that fanbases will ship siblings easily (as they do with Summer and Morty).
Summer is nice.
I think she would hang out with a Morticia and it would do her some good.
I just want more action Summer.
No. I’m 24. That would be creepy, anon. Are you all teenagers or something?
26, here for Morticia, thanks.
Tranny Jerry
Meds
I only like seasons 1 and 2 Summer. Every season after that has her turn into a really cringy wannabe Rick and it doesn't work because she's both naturally unlikable and clearly not that smart for it to be believable.
That's Jerry
No silly, that’s Summer
Yes
Where would you like to take Summer on a date?
Because of Summer’s untraditional family life, I think she would most appreciate a traditional first date. You can’t outdo the “wow” factor because of Rick, but you can appeal to her feminine fantasy of something pleasantly normal/chill. I’d go with a picnic and walk in the park for the first date. Second date is a nice dinner somewhere where she can dress up and feel pretty. A bit more adventurous but I think a good third date for her would be an escape room, to bring out those problem solving skills (need to be useful) out of her and grow closer by working together to solve something. I’d invite her to my place afterwards and we’d cook something simple together (she’d get a simple job that’ll feel like she’s helping but without the stress of messing up), and then we’d watch a movie or netflix. I’d then go for the make out (but no further). If you’re vibing you can probably translate to bf/gf fairly quickly here (additional ideas for the transition period are ice skating or bowling). Once you’re official, she’d probably be nervous about introducing you to her family, so you have to pass the test there. Being chill and open minded is the trick for making that work (without falling for the easy trap of vibing too well with Jerry). Keep it light. Once you’ve passed the family test you can hang more without really having it need to be a date. She could come over and we’d cuddle, have our own in jokes, just vibe. Before too long, you can get to the sex stuff, and then once you’re past that, it’s steady.
No thanks. Even if I liked her, dating Summer is a one way ticket to getting murdered by the side effect of one of their curayzy adventures or getting turned into one of those shamblers from IHNMAIMS by Morty if I ever hurt her feelings or something.
Any requests?
First person sweetheart sipping with Summer looking at the viewer lovingly. If that’s too difficult a perspective than it can be more like pic related and the guy can be green anon (or Morty if that’s what you like).
This request gets more and more cucked as it progresses.
I like Summer X Me and Summer X Morty.
>Ur weird!!!
Yes.
I apologize, I did not realize that you were a teenager and/or female.
>Any requests?
requesting the original "Mistakes Into Miracles" image redrawn with Morty in Spongebob's place and Summer in Sandy's place, preferably with them wearing the same outfits as well(minus Sandy's helmet obviously)
bonus points if you give Summer some extra huge milky boobs
Summer in a sundress and sun hat barefoot on the beach smiling.
Summer groping her own tits, unsure if they're still even
>summer pisses herself in the evelator
>OH, SHAME ME?
Summer is 100% into pee stuff. It’s too consistent at this point.
Someone in the writer's room has a bathroom fetish
you don't wirte a scene like this if you haven't jacked off to this fantasy at least once in your life
never mind all the stuff like Morty's teacher being into it via the psyche office (though the kids were peeing in desks iirc)
I think they've toned it down in the last season or so by there's a lot more than just toilet humor there
Also in episode Rick and Jessica try to fix morty, Jessica’s freinds ask her if she’s ever been peed on before and they says yum. Also Jessica has a skirt shot
Staying up late with Summer, reading stuff to each other and looking at stupid memes together
Summer is a closeted weeb (and I’m into that).
she's obviously a huge fucking nerd who is trying to be basic so she can get laid.
She's in to her brother.
She is a weeb, and she’s said some unprompted stuff that leads one to think that she thinks a bit more about that kind of stuff than most people would. I’d say it’s pretty compartmentalized though.
thanks 4 this anon
Understandable. His irl sister is hot as shit. I bet he's a sick freak that wants to fuck her.
She'd probably let me pee on her, so probably.
Only if I was her younger brother.
No, because it would be illegal.
Didn't she kill her boyfriend because she felt insecure about her tits size? Nah I'm good
>Didn't she kill her boyfriend because she felt insecure about her tits size? Nah I'm good
that's not what happened at all, Morty was the one who deformed him with the morphizer(he lived though) in a moment that's both cute from him being the protective brother for once but also fucked up since it's a blatant example of Rick rubbing off on him in a negative fashion