Super Mario Bros. Film

I hope Pratt is right

please, please, please be good, I can't fricking wait

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I reckon he’ll be fine as Mario

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will he do an Italian voice?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, his mario won't even be italian but normal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm italian and I'll be mad as frick if he doesn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought mario was a Mexican

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mario is canonically a Mexican.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically, he is Albanian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He'll do the Mario voice, then cough awkwardly and then switch to a regular voice with a "what was that" funny expression.

        They're going to massacre my boy Charles Martinet and I'm going to be so mad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NNNNOOOO YOU'RE GIVING THEM IDEAS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, Mario is no longer Italian. He's normal now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh thank God for that. I was worried we'd get a repeat of Bob Hoskins' performance.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His nationality doesn't matter, Mario can unite us.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Illumination
    >Celebrity stunt casting
    >Probably will have dance numbers

    It'll be cheap and mediocre at best, that's Illumination's entire brand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It'll be cheap and mediocre
      excuse me? animation is on the same level as Pixar/Disney is not better, they only need a great story

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixar, who's always on the cutting edge of 3D animation considering they literally invented the tech lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >

          >It'll be cheap and mediocre


          excuse me? animation is on the same level as Pixar/Disney is not better, they only need a great story (You)
          >Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixar
          it could be 1/100 of the budget, it looks even better than pixar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pixar hasn't made a decent film since the first 15 minutes of UP.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based and truth-pilled.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Up is what killed Pixar tbh, they've been chasing its success ever since

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol, the same level
        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Probably will have dance numbers
      Nice I love those

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit meets bing bing wahoo
    you just know they're not going to let the damsel in distress trope go ahead, peach will be a troony or some kind of strong indepedent whamen that saves mario

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You jest but Peach being a capable hero is old as 1988.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying Mario isn't capeshit
      He even wears capes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will be fine. This is a nintendo propety remember. While it might not be kino, it will surely be harmless. A bad mario movie wouldnt be good for video game sales, and its not like Mario is a dying IP they are trying to milk before they shelf him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it's anything like Nu-Nijtendo it'll be shallow, empty, short and barebones like Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart 8, Breath of the Wild and Pikmin 3

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be pretty funny if Pratt came out and said
    >I just saw the teaser trailer for the very first time myself. What a load of old shit, I wouldn't even bother watching it once it came to streaming. This one looks VERY tedious.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be interesting for sure im surprise Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong will be in it even tho they not Mario characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'll take you out of the movie once you hear Seth Rogens nasty israelite laugh either way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >even tho they not Mario characters

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I am simply bown away. You will be too, i promise you.
    did they bring back Bob Hoskins?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAUTEE YOUR MUSHROOMS AND COMB YOUR STACHES FOR SOMETHING SUPER

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie starts
    >Illumination logo with a bunch of minions dressed as Goombas, Yoshi, Toad, etc incoherently babbling

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did that just happen?! Awwwkwaaarrrrrdddd

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's set in the Mushroom Kingdom and isn't an awful real world integration like the Sonic or Pokemon films were.
    I don't want to see ANY humans other than those in the games. NO ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to be SO MAD when they go to the "real world" in the second act, and the rest of the movie is Chris Pratt in overalls

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IN A WORLD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A SUPER MARIO WORLD

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mario's gonna get a feather/cape at the end and save peach with the best powerup that hasn't been seen since 1993

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The film will be about Chris Pratt's & Anya Taylor-Joy's "IRL" characters (still CGI but more realistic, not bing bong cartoony) going through a rough spot in their relationship before they get sucked into an old cartridge where they take the roles of Mario and Peach. Every other character (e.g. Luigi) act "normal" as they're natives of the Mushroom Kingdom but Mario and Peach must play the role of outsider as they team up to take down Bowser and rekindle their relationship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that would be so unbelievably shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up it sounds better than the first one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Does it, though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would laugh very hard if this turned out to be true. Fricking atrocious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure miyamoto and his bff chris would have you skinned alive for suggesting this

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A BUMMER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SO LONG GAY BOWSER

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser should be voiced by Alex Jones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Jones should have been the voice of MARIO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FREAKING CAPS ARE TURNING OUR FROGS GAY

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would make this a good film?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      daisy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      princess peach vore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Make Peach have her usual ditzy blonde personality instead of the American tuff womyn persona
      >No pop culture references
      >Have jokes and game references that aren't just surface level stuff like le mushroom and le blocks and coins
      >Include popular characters that most usual Nintendo fans actually know like Rosalina and Waluigi instead of just the ones that your mom knows
      >No modern normie pop music
      Too much to ask?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if there will be any romance between Peach and Mario.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting thought since Nintendo usually tries to avoid that except for the occasional kiss on the nose from Peach. Miyamoto is watching closely on the project so I don't expect it to be too heavy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wish it were a Japanese studio making the film.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there will be delicious cake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actual good list

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >peach
        >personality
        Her personality is "classic disney princess". Paper Mario isn't canon, and would not be allowed by modern nintendo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make it both fun for adults and kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rosalina fan service.
      Mario with an ak-47.
      Luigi smoking weed (because he's green).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >scene where Bowser is riling up all his henchmen with a speech
      >in the crowd of goombas and koopas there's one random Minion
      would be a funny and soulful gag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is the minion flossing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Alex Jones should have been the voice of MARIO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chris Pratt will go uncredited for that scene just to say it himself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't top the live action one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Movie adaption of SMRPG

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 1 & 2 already BTFO this movie before it even came out

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to watch anything that has Seth Rogen in it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Something funny about him saying that with the photo from the terminal list
    Makes it seem like hes the super serious soldier guy being like yay mario!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will TJ "Henry" Yoshi make an appearance?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has a brief cameo to criticise Mario's plan to rescue Peach, as it involves using half an A press to reach a window.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        An A press is an A press. You can't say it's a half

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pratt doesnt say 'so long gay bowser!' in the movie
    soulless

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who doesn't know, Disney DID make a pitch to Nintendo for the Mario movie. The rumor is that they wanted to subvert expectations with a "feminist" focus where Princess Peach would have to save Mario. No idea what Nintendo's response was but they obviously went with Illumination in the end. One of Disney's art guys posted some concept art on his Instagram, name is Ryan Lang.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Um you DO know that women can have penises, right sweatie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that Bowser wants to save Mario and that Luigi gets to be the Disney Male feminist hero, but I don't like Psycho Karen Peach. It's too obvious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yikes, that would have been a disaster. I do like Punished Petey Piranha though.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >man with financial interests in product claims product is great

    Woah consoomer bros I’m pissing myself thinking about the newest goyslop!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up and let us autists look forward to the first real video game movie

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This one is VERY special
    Goddamnit. It's gonna go the TFA route isn't it? Fade from black. Whispers over a montage of scenes implying drama. A grand orchestral score comes in. A quick tease of fricking Bowser.
    Screencap this post.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >teaser of a teaser trailer
    Just give us the full trailer damn it, I’ve waited this moment for my entire life

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's gritty. Bowser stages a coup and kills some secondary character like Daisy or Luigi, really rips them up as Mario looks on helplessly. Several explicit rape scenes leaving Peach a bruised mess.
    Mario hunts down and kills Bowsers children one by one, resulting in further revenge killings from Bowser until a final showdown between the pair. Mario finishes Bowser by swinging him by the tail into a volcano. But he's too late to save Peach who although alive, gives birth to Bowser Jr.
    Yeah.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Mario movie should never be good, unless it’s based on super Mario rpg.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mario isn't a human he's whatever humanoids are called in the Mushroom Kingdom. Same species as Peach, Rosalina etc. but its not human.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast him

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OW MY FIREBALLS

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will be WOKE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Miyamoto is a shinto traditionalist he has no time for any bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Peach will be main character.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peach will save Mario, its her time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Illumination
    It's shit.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Minions
    >Secret Life of Pets
    >Sing

    It's over.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a Kids movie why do you care if its Good or not?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kids aren't buying mario, it's manchildren who had kids buying mario and forcing it on their kids. the parents will be buying the tickets, the parents don't want to leave their kids alone with pedophiles in the dark so they'll need a ticket to sit with them too, this movie is for pedophile incels with kids

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