>Superman, DC's first superhero, gets raped by Russians, gets pegged by his wife and his son takes rice up his ass
>Namor, Marvel's first superhero, fricks other people's wives and causes genocides every other week
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Superman, DC's first superhero, gets raped by Russians, gets pegged by his wife and his son takes rice up his ass
>Namor, Marvel's first superhero, fricks other people's wives and causes genocides every other week
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>gets pegged by his wife
Based
Gay
Given his powers that might be for her safety
>Namor, Marvel's first superhero, fricks other people's wives and causes genocides every other week
sometimes both at once
why are comic relationships like this bros
Not all of them Luke Cage and Jessica Jones Cage have a healthy loving monogamous relationship. Great friends like Danny, Matt, Jessica and Logan. Nice house. 2 successful businesses. Long tenure as Avengers. Cute kid. Jusy a happy life.
>interracial
the question still stands
>Aquaman ripoff goes full edgy so people forget he's gay
Dear.
Bad b8 m8.
>Supercuck keeps denying the truth
>he made another thread about his gay Superman headcanon
The obsession is real lmao
Superman has had good comics, Namor has not.
marvel first superhero was jim hammond human torch
Namor technicaly debuted earlier since he was featured in an unreleased giveaway comic several months earlier.
If you want to get really technical though, Marvel's first hero was Ka-Zar, who debuted in a pulp magazine published by Martin Goodman in 1936.
Nice
bump
Namor just isn't big enough to get noticed by people with agendas to contaminate your children's fiction with
...what, you actually thought Namor and Superman are real? lol & lmao
>El Nino Sin Amor has spent his entire existence being cucked by Reed fricking Richards
>Superman has an active sex life with his loving wife
>upon seeing this OP decides El Nino Sin Amor is based and instantly starts fantasizing about anal with Superman out of nowhere
Guess they don't call them mouseKEKS for nothing lmao
DC stopped publishing Superman in 1986