>Superman, DC's first superhero, gets raped by Russians, gets pegged by his wife and his son takes rice up his ass

>Superman, DC's first superhero, gets raped by Russians, gets pegged by his wife and his son takes rice up his ass
>Namor, Marvel's first superhero, fricks other people's wives and causes genocides every other week
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gets pegged by his wife
    Based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Given his powers that might be for her safety

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Namor, Marvel's first superhero, fricks other people's wives and causes genocides every other week
    sometimes both at once

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why are comic relationships like this bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not all of them Luke Cage and Jessica Jones Cage have a healthy loving monogamous relationship. Great friends like Danny, Matt, Jessica and Logan. Nice house. 2 successful businesses. Long tenure as Avengers. Cute kid. Jusy a happy life.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >interracial
          the question still stands

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Aquaman ripoff goes full edgy so people forget he's gay
    Dear.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bad b8 m8.

      >he made another thread about his gay Superman headcanon
      The obsession is real lmao

      >Supercuck keeps denying the truth

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he made another thread about his gay Superman headcanon
    The obsession is real lmao

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Superman has had good comics, Namor has not.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    marvel first superhero was jim hammond human torch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Namor technicaly debuted earlier since he was featured in an unreleased giveaway comic several months earlier.

      If you want to get really technical though, Marvel's first hero was Ka-Zar, who debuted in a pulp magazine published by Martin Goodman in 1936.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Namor just isn't big enough to get noticed by people with agendas to contaminate your children's fiction with
    ...what, you actually thought Namor and Superman are real? lol & lmao

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >El Nino Sin Amor has spent his entire existence being cucked by Reed fricking Richards
    >Superman has an active sex life with his loving wife
    >upon seeing this OP decides El Nino Sin Amor is based and instantly starts fantasizing about anal with Superman out of nowhere
    Guess they don't call them mouseKEKS for nothing lmao

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DC stopped publishing Superman in 1986

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