Superpowers are Retarded

Gotta be honest, I'm so tired of characters or even entire species having superpowers with no explanation. Unless it's some kind of tech, superpowers can frick off.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Starfire does have an explanation for her powers, she was experimented on when she was a slave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only the starbolts. All tamaraneans can fly and have super strength. It's fricking bullshit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Citadel hands wrote this post.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ... Okay, I give up. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about it.

          What the frick do you have against the Greek Gods?

          Being a Wondy fan, I have EVERYTHING against the Greek Gods. The Olympians can frick all the way off forever.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Being a Wondy fan, I have EVERYTHING against the Greek Gods. The Olympians can frick all the way off forever.
            >hating the bedrock of civilization
            Go back to your sack Amerimongrel.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Muh hecking bedrock
              Gayreeks were influenced by the near east

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I have no idea what the hell you're talking about it.
            Then do not speak of Kory again Babsgay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >... Okay, I give up. I have no idea what the hell you're talking about it.
            Awesome, want to give more hot takes on comic book characters you know nothing about, then?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have to know everything about every character to know that superpowers are a stupid concept.

              He says as a member of a species with:
              >the unique ability to throw well enough to kill large game at a distance
              >the best hot-weather endurance on the planet
              >the ability to outright ignore most camouflage due to the ridiculous brainpower devoted to visual processing
              >by far the best brainpower of known species
              >the ability to live in any environment on the planet

              That doesn't count, dumbass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >That doesn't count, dumbass.
                A species will adapt to its environment. Tamaran is far more hostile than Earth.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A species cannot develop abilities which defy the laws of physics, moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not with that attitude,homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be funny.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You will never have a brain.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be anything but a shill. I cannot fricking believe Cinemaphile actually has the gall to defend this garbage. You "people" have no standards.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You have no imagination.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >DeviantArt wank
                >imagination
                You need to go back and stay there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Martians have just about every power but were wiped out. Czarnians were OP utopians and were wiped out bar Lobo. Kryptonians were a supremacist species that worshipped their own brilliance and couldn't believe that they were wrong and went extinct bar Kal.
        Tamaranean's are still around because they adapt to wherever they go and are free spirits and durable. They've avoided the other 3 fates so far.
        >Don't you dare DC!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Tamaranean's are still around because they adapt to wherever they go and are free spirits and durable
          No they survived because DC keeps forgetting they exist.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly.
            4D camo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly.
            4D camo.

            >Titan-gays showing their victim complex
            >again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't the case in the TV show. In the tv show everyone on tamaran had superpowers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tv show
        no one cares

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is an anti tamaranean post by oracle bots
    reported to the ADL

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do you have against the Greek Gods?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think you just might be autistic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Says the moron defending the concept of superpowers.
      >ME LIKE PRETTY LIGHTS A HURP DERP
      Get some self awareness.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like superpowers atleast creative ones stfu sperg

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, get a load of this jelly earthling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >anon is so moronic that it thinks superpowers are a real thing
      You can't feel envy for fiction. Not unless there's something seriously wrong with you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >says the anon that has no imagination
        Sad. How did you become like this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic wank is considered "creative"
          I miss the old days of Cinemaphile, when DeviantArt bullshit was rightly rejected and mocked.

          I like superpowers atleast creative ones stfu sperg

          >Jojo-gay
          Take your godawful memeshit and have a nice day, subhuman filth.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Make me Black person

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Unless it's some kind of tech
    Not familiar with Clarke's Third Law then huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Clarke's Third Law is complete prostituteshit. Tech will always be recognizable as tech.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Except when it isn't

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It always is. Even without a visible devices, nobody sane is going to assume it's anything other than tech.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, what if the tech was developed, the developing civilisation collapsed, a new civilisation emerged and found the tech which to the emerging peoples was basically magic? This is observable right here on earth with Cargo Cults, who I bet don't know the planes are man made.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"Okay, but what if people are moronic?"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're arguing that tech is ALWAYS identifiable, I'm using an example of a situation were tech isn't identifiable to the beholder. The same thing works on a larger scale too, would you be able to tell a human apart from a bio-engineered android made by a civilisation that surpasses us by several millennia?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your examples require the beholder to be a fricking moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did you just call yourself a fricking moron

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP seethes because fictional women are more capable than him.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh God, this moron again. I hoped you died a homosexual death.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's even more moronic? Mutants. Fricking mutants are moronic.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And that's why Troqs are a barbaric species that have no right to exist and should all be eradicated from existences.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Random radiation exposure granting random superpowers is more moronic than an entire species having a similar powerset.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He says as a member of a species with:
    >the unique ability to throw well enough to kill large game at a distance
    >the best hot-weather endurance on the planet
    >the ability to outright ignore most camouflage due to the ridiculous brainpower devoted to visual processing
    >by far the best brainpower of known species
    >the ability to live in any environment on the planet

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is bait, but even if tech was used instead, writers have such shit understanding of science that it would be absolutely no different.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get better writers.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In settings with superpowered aliens, humanity is usually the only species in the universe with things like magic, so that's something we have going for us.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flying is honestly the worst superpower. It's purely a convenience to avoid writing how the hero gets to the fight. Shit's lazy.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Adaptation to their environment because it benefitted the species' ancestors. The same thing as every other species.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Superpowers are juvenile wish fulfulliment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. You're supposed to get over this shit once you stop being fifteen, and yet multiple billions are made from pandering to the mentally deficient. Shit's fricked up.

      Martians have just about every power but were wiped out. Czarnians were OP utopians and were wiped out bar Lobo. Kryptonians were a supremacist species that worshipped their own brilliance and couldn't believe that they were wrong and went extinct bar Kal.
      Tamaranean's are still around because they adapt to wherever they go and are free spirits and durable. They've avoided the other 3 fates so far.
      >Don't you dare DC!

      ... And? Pointing out that comic are fricking moronic doesn't make them less moronic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You lack imagination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcc9hXWLDbI

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