supposedly they're gonna do a sequel to constantine. same director + keeanu. what's the verdict?

supposedly they're gonna do a sequel to constantine. same director + keeanu. what's the verdict? I loved the original. kinda a sleeper hit

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it would only be worth it if he attempted a scouse accent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's already established that he ain't from britain in this version. that'd be too weird. i have a hunch that they tried to get keeanu to do a scouse for the original, but then found out that he can't act at all unless the character he's playing is himself. was less cringe to have him do his normal voice rather than a botched scouse.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    + khazar mommy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a big fan of the comic character, and when this film was billed in the day I was DISGUSTED
    AN AMERICAN ACCENT
    NOT BLONDE
    CHRIST
    and then I watched it and it was excellent, the spirit of the character feels more like the comics than any other adaption
    I'm looking forward to this new one more than I am the next whatever they do with batman or superman, that's crazy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's already established that he ain't from britain in this version. that'd be too weird. i have a hunch that they tried to get keeanu to do a scouse for the original, but then found out that he can't act at all unless the character he's playing is himself. was less cringe to have him do his normal voice rather than a botched scouse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, how bout we don't talk about that lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did the accent. It was incredibly bland but he did it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not even from england, and it still sounds like a HORRIBLE attempt at a british accent. i can only think how much brits cringed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not even from england, and it still sounds like a HORRIBLE attempt at a british accent. i can only think how much brits cringed.

            I am from England, and I love that film so much I will even forgive Keanu for his crimes against all accents bar his own
            bring on alt Constantine, that flick is great

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i don't know why everyone loves bram stroker's dracula so much. people are DIE HARD for that damn movie. it was mediocre at best. but yeah, constantine will always be kino to me

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit, but it's shit in the same way Predator 2 is shit, where it seems like it's almost good when you compare it to the outright nightmarish garbage they put out these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf are you on about? Constantine was fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator 2
      >shit
      that's right out of order mate
      it's no Predator, but it's briddy fricking gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the same way Predator 2 is shit
      poo colored hands wrote this post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator 2 is shit
      Only idiots think this way.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keaanu's wooden acting only worked when he was young and handsome and could get away with it
    same director makes me mildly optimistic since his track record has been consistent in quality over the years

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it better than the comics. They did a good job at building the world in the short time they had, John Constantine was genuinely an butthole, and Tilde Swinton's finale look is instant diamonds for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tilde Swinton's finale look is instant diamonds for me.
      she has the body of a 12 year old boy and the face of an alien. i think u might be gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, I know. But for reasons beyond my own comprehension, it's activation for me. I don't understand why, but I would let her punch me in the stomach.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Akiva Goldsman (Batman & Robin, A Beutiful Mind) is writing. israelite israelite Abrams is producing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was black constantine that got passed on
      this is banana constantine that will also not happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        JJ is still on board this. Read the press report.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was so fricking embarrassing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Come on, some scenes are goat :

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prime John Constantine can only exist in a late 80s horror movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Angel Heart, then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Angel Heart, then.
        Had that movie not been set in 1950s America it would have been perfect. Me personally, an HB movie would have looked like pic or Hellraiser.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice aesthetics choice
          also for actually knowing what HB is
          good day to you, true believer

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Constantchads we are coming home

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its gonna be pozzed so i dont care

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell just let keanu go to sleep. Have you seen him in any movie in the last 10 years? He was always an awful actor but nowdays he just looks like he's ready to hop into his PJ's and have a nap.

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