>Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

>Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    be quiet!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, Samwise!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nii

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bloody peasant!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what about literal Aquaman

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monty Python is one of those things that's so grandfathered in as this absolute pinnacle/turning point of comedy, but then when you actually explore it, you find out they had maybe 5 actually good bits over 30 years. They were basically 70's Tim and Eric

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, zoomer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't have much fun in Stalingrad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Take of a Fricking moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically yeah. I'll admit they do have some really genuinely hilarious bits, but it's way, WAY overhyped and Holy Grail and Life of Brian are straight up cringe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Monty Python is one of those things that's so grandfathered in as this absolute pinnacle/turning point of comedy, but then when you actually explore it, you find out they had maybe 5 actually good bits over 30 years. They were basically 70's Tim and Eric

        List your top 3 comedies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I've ever really enjoyed a comedy movie, at least not in terms of the comedy itself - some are just good movies that happen to have some decent comedic bits in them. If you put a gun to my head maybe Dr Strangelove?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The face of autism.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There's plenty of comedy that's funny, it's just that 'comedy movies' are typically dogshit. Norm MacDonald is/was my all-time favourite comedian.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, my autistic friend. You fit in with the rest of us, Cinemaphileners.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I've ever really enjoyed a comedy movie, at least not in terms of the comedy itself - some are just good movies that happen to have some decent comedic bits in them. If you put a gun to my head maybe Dr Strangelove?

                >Norm and Strangelove but everything is actually gay and im too smart for comedy
                you're trying so fricking hard kid please grow up and get an identity

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Holy Grail and Life of Brian are straight up cringe.
        i'm so glad i'm not a tasteless zoomer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Life of Brian had a few good jokes. Holy Grail is hilarious the whole way through I don't give a FRICK what anyone else says

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          life of brian needs people to be at least a bit educated in history and knowing the bible is a plus, no wonder jokes fly over the heads of modern zoomzooms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      midwit take

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      high quality bait

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their movies are good, but what I've seen from their tv show was bland as hell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Average netflix consoomer, everybody.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The real truth is that it is a pinnacle of comedy, just like the ancient Greek play that opens with Socrates farting. That's not saying it's hysterical now to everyone that watches it, but it was good for its time. Comedy is like a sine wave with each generation moving on from the last

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Life of Brian is way better than The Holy Grail even though the latter has a couple of really good bits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, you know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf why does everyone think the invention of the wheel was so fricking special when we have cars now??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >books are shit because we have tiktok videos now
      >t. moron

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New soijack just dropped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll drop you

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to face the peril!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    executive power derives from a mandate from the masses
    It's just as moronic as naming someone king because some sea hag gives you a sword btw

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember voting for you

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >heyyy

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We're knights of the Round Table,
    we dance whene'er we're able.
    We do routines and chorus scenes
    with footwork impec-cable,
    We dine well here in Camelot,
    we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
    We're knights of the Round Table,
    our shows are for-mi-dable.
    But many times we're given rhymes
    that are quite un-sing-able,
    We're opera mad in Camelot,
    we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
    In war we're tough and able,
    Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
    Between our quests we sequin vests
    and impersonate Clark Gable
    It's a busy life in Camelot.
    I have to push the pram a loooooooot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. Tis rather a silly place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I have to push the pram a loooooooot.
      what did they mean by this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's what Br*tish people call strollers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i always thought it had something to do with going to the toilet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the guy in the dungeon keeping rhythm always kills me

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He should have just said
    >Why?
    And then heard the baseless secular cope about power deriving from anything but force

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watery tart

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not my king I didn't vote for him!

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