Who believes this shit ?
>directed by Rian Johnson
I think they're just confused about why people are turning it off so fast.
it's not directed by rian johnson
Fine, I'll bite. Gimme a QRD.
It's an interview with the guy that "isn't real" and he shows how he's not real. There's a segment where James Randi refuses to pay it the million dollar paranormal prize because technically he's not real. The prize only applies to humans that can do paranormal things.
So, it's Interview with a Vampire, with a ghost?
that gross bitch is a monkey breeder mudshark cunt
>Netflix's New Movie
You mean HBO's 3 year old movie?
Holy shit I just turned it off within minutes
Oh yeh? It's that scary? I'll torrent a couple of episodes to check it out for myself
Holy shit this was so freakin scary I stopped watching Netflix altogether!
Are these AI generated articles?
I forget what my source was but I'm pretty sure headlines unironically are written by bots nowadays. The articles are usually written by humans though.
Probably. I think its funny none of them say what the movie is.
generates clicks from people going to the article to see what movie it is
>Don’t watch our movie! It’s so bad you’ll turn it off in two minutes!
That’s some advertising
Porn game tier ads
kek that headline doesnt even try not to sound like an ad
The Pope's Excorcist?
It's no bullshit, anon. Seriously.
22 minutes into it, I got so scared I shoved a cat into my ass and shitted it back out while vomiting profusely.
I'm still shook, man.
I might rip my face off here in a few.
The only decently scary thing that’s ever been made by Netflix was Haunting of Hill House.
I'm thinking of ending things was pretty scary.
AI is shilling the Little Things as a scary movie? Seriously? It's a 5.5/10 to 6/10 police procedural. It's pretty bland
What fucking movie?
new movie. come on man keep up
It Follows starring Olivia Luccardi.
you could google that up in few seconds typing : rami malek denzel washington jared leto movie in google
>you could google that up
probably the new method of click bait. I'm not doing the work for them
God I hate zoomers' belief that being helpful is cringe or whatever they call it in their pot-laced brains. The film is called "The Little Things" and it appears to be from 2021.
Spoonfeeding is a newfag trait. Newfags pls go.
The only thing that scares me is naggers and wild animals
So, wild animals?
This. naggers are the most dangerous bio weapon of the 21st Century.
>we're told that these people are our equals
>The only thing that scares me is naggers
Then Netflix will scare the shit out of you.
Leftists always say shit like "you're afraid of what you don't understand" or we're Xphobic, as though it is something emotional and irrational. The sight of these goofy looking cunts dressed like an 11 year old's idea of what's "cool" is more comical than anything. They're not scary. They're concerning.
You're well invested in your family, career, life projects, whatever. Along comes this fucking retard who doesn't even see his own kids, or have a triple digit IQ, he has nothing to lose, he's not invested in anything. A person with nothing to lose doesn't need to act responsibly, the thought never occurs to them, they can just kill you or a loved one on a whim because they got the idea in their head it's the "gangsta" thing to do. It is remarkably easy to kill someone if you lack any kind of inhibition and "live in the moment". They might get away with it, many do, if not they go to prison with their buddies and some lefty lawyer gets them out on probation after a few years. No real consequences. The game is rigged in their favor.
They're like a rabid weasel. I just don't want the thing near me. It is plain logic like locking your doors, no emotion needed. And it's a disgrace that the law protects them as if they're the victims. I didn't force them to live like this, the government in fact racially discriminates against me in their favor, for "diversity", all sorts of special privileges and entitlements are hardcoded into the system, yet they still fail and choose this life, and their vote is equal to ours. We have to live with them, they are shoved down our throats by mass media until our children start speaking in African American vernacular, and there are millions more coming. We will probably live to see the 100s of millions of "climate refugees" too. There is evil at play here.
Revisionist historians look back at early settlers referring to the natives as “savages” with no frame of reference to their level of savagery. To call anyone a savage now is treated as heresy. First world societies were developed without the willing cooperation of savage races, once they are “integrated” because of generational amnesia everything begins to destabilize. The only difference is this generation has a visual record of savagery for future generations to look back on and learn from the mistakes of forced integration when our naïve generation passes on
So what you're saying is
Take it easy, Ross.
They looked at the viewer stats and wrongfully concluded that people turn it off within minutes cause its scary, its cause its dogshit.
>Watch Netflix you
>Shows room full of white people
>Media says it's terrifying
>hohoho let's look at the data about watch behavior hohoho were Netflix so we have data hohoho
Fixed it for you, shill.
People fell for that dumb shit with The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity. The two worst, most boring, uneventful "horror" movies anyone could waste their time on.
Tbf those movies are old enough it was a novel marketing tactic at the time. Now they just say it about literally everything.
I needs it.
cheap marketing stunt. They said the same thing about boogeyman and everyone forgot about that movie in two days
I still don't see the fucking title of this anywhere
That movie was boring as fuck.
It’s about trannys and nigs and their impact on functioning societies.
The fact that I had to go to imdb and fucking cross reference between the three actors they mentioned indicates to me that that is a fucking failure of a news article and marketing material
The AI bot that wrote it should kill themselves
>The fact that I had to go to imdb and fucking cross reference between the three actors
fucking zoomers. You ever heard about this thing called google?
go eat your goyslop amerifat
IT'S TO MAKE YOU CLICK ON THE ARTICLE AND GENERATE AD REVENUE YOU STUPID FUCK
HOW DO YOU EXIST IN 2023 AND NOT UNDERSTAND DIGITAL MARKETING
They're losing money every time I click on their shit because I use AdNauseam
it's not even a new movie, Netflix just got the rights to it and so the article mill cranks up to generate buzz and eyeballs. OP is probably a fucking marketing intern himself making this thread to make you dumb fucks shill it
Yes I’m sure thats why people are turning it off
translation: Netflix's new movie is so bad people are turning it off within minutes
>The Little Things (2021)
>Who believes this shit?
People who choose to believe enjoyment is possible?
I really hope this is some “nobody believes Denzel” kino. We need to return to those golden days.
This makes zoomers swipe up
or something idk how you close those "apps"
They do this every year. People are throwing up, fainting and having seizures, and it's always some completely average horror movie.
What if it was so boring people just turned it off?
Still counts as a watch.
the 3 actors alone tells me its not even remotely scary, there has never been a scary movie with big names
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