Sure, Netflix shill

Who believes this shit ?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >directed by Rian Johnson
    I think they're just confused about why people are turning it off so fast.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not directed by rian johnson

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fine, I'll bite. Gimme a QRD.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an interview with the guy that "isn't real" and he shows how he's not real. There's a segment where James Randi refuses to pay it the million dollar paranormal prize because technically he's not real. The prize only applies to humans that can do paranormal things.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, it's Interview with a Vampire, with a ghost?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that gross bitch is a monkey breeder mudshark cunt

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix's New Movie
    You mean HBO's 3 year old movie?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I just turned it off within minutes

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeh? It's that scary? I'll torrent a couple of episodes to check it out for myself

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this was so freakin scary I stopped watching Netflix altogether!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these AI generated articles?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forget what my source was but I'm pretty sure headlines unironically are written by bots nowadays. The articles are usually written by humans though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. I think its funny none of them say what the movie is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        generates clicks from people going to the article to see what movie it is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t watch our movie! It’s so bad you’ll turn it off in two minutes!
      That’s some advertising

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porn game tier ads

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek that headline doesnt even try not to sound like an ad

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pope's Excorcist?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's no bullshit, anon. Seriously.
    22 minutes into it, I got so scared I shoved a cat into my ass and shitted it back out while vomiting profusely.
    I'm still shook, man.
    I might rip my face off here in a few.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only decently scary thing that’s ever been made by Netflix was Haunting of Hill House.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking of ending things was pretty scary.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI is shilling the Little Things as a scary movie? Seriously? It's a 5.5/10 to 6/10 police procedural. It's pretty bland

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What fucking movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      new movie. come on man keep up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It Follows starring Olivia Luccardi.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could google that up in few seconds typing : rami malek denzel washington jared leto movie in google

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you could google that up
        probably the new method of click bait. I'm not doing the work for them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate zoomers' belief that being helpful is cringe or whatever they call it in their pot-laced brains. The film is called "The Little Things" and it appears to be from 2021.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spoonfeeding is a newfag trait. Newfags pls go.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that scares me is naggers and wild animals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, wild animals?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. naggers are the most dangerous bio weapon of the 21st Century.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing that scares me is naggers and wild animals

        https://streamable.com/6fhxdh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we're told that these people are our equals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only thing that scares me is naggers
      Then Netflix will scare the shit out of you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. naggers are the most dangerous bio weapon of the 21st Century.

      Leftists always say shit like "you're afraid of what you don't understand" or we're Xphobic, as though it is something emotional and irrational. The sight of these goofy looking cunts dressed like an 11 year old's idea of what's "cool" is more comical than anything. They're not scary. They're concerning.

      You're well invested in your family, career, life projects, whatever. Along comes this fucking retard who doesn't even see his own kids, or have a triple digit IQ, he has nothing to lose, he's not invested in anything. A person with nothing to lose doesn't need to act responsibly, the thought never occurs to them, they can just kill you or a loved one on a whim because they got the idea in their head it's the "gangsta" thing to do. It is remarkably easy to kill someone if you lack any kind of inhibition and "live in the moment". They might get away with it, many do, if not they go to prison with their buddies and some lefty lawyer gets them out on probation after a few years. No real consequences. The game is rigged in their favor.

      They're like a rabid weasel. I just don't want the thing near me. It is plain logic like locking your doors, no emotion needed. And it's a disgrace that the law protects them as if they're the victims. I didn't force them to live like this, the government in fact racially discriminates against me in their favor, for "diversity", all sorts of special privileges and entitlements are hardcoded into the system, yet they still fail and choose this life, and their vote is equal to ours. We have to live with them, they are shoved down our throats by mass media until our children start speaking in African American vernacular, and there are millions more coming. We will probably live to see the 100s of millions of "climate refugees" too. There is evil at play here.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revisionist historians look back at early settlers referring to the natives as “savages” with no frame of reference to their level of savagery. To call anyone a savage now is treated as heresy. First world societies were developed without the willing cooperation of savage races, once they are “integrated” because of generational amnesia everything begins to destabilize. The only difference is this generation has a visual record of savagery for future generations to look back on and learn from the mistakes of forced integration when our naïve generation passes on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what you're saying is
        TND

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take it easy, Ross.

        So what you're saying is
        TND

        Kys

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They looked at the viewer stats and wrongfully concluded that people turn it off within minutes cause its scary, its cause its dogshit.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch Netflix you
    >Shows room full of white people
    >Media says it's terrifying

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hohoho let's look at the data about watch behavior hohoho were Netflix so we have data hohoho

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed it for you, shill.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People fell for that dumb shit with The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity. The two worst, most boring, uneventful "horror" movies anyone could waste their time on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf those movies are old enough it was a novel marketing tactic at the time. Now they just say it about literally everything.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifier 3?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I needs it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheap marketing stunt. They said the same thing about boogeyman and everyone forgot about that movie in two days

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't see the fucking title of this anywhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It Follows starring Olivia Luccardi.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That movie was boring as fuck.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s about trannys and nigs and their impact on functioning societies.
    Truly horrifying

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that I had to go to imdb and fucking cross reference between the three actors they mentioned indicates to me that that is a fucking failure of a news article and marketing material

    The AI bot that wrote it should kill themselves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that I had to go to imdb and fucking cross reference between the three actors
      fucking zoomers. You ever heard about this thing called google?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using israelitegle
        >2023

        go eat your goyslop amerifat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S TO MAKE YOU CLICK ON THE ARTICLE AND GENERATE AD REVENUE YOU STUPID FUCK
      HOW DO YOU EXIST IN 2023 AND NOT UNDERSTAND DIGITAL MARKETING
      GET OUT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're losing money every time I click on their shit because I use AdNauseam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not even a new movie, Netflix just got the rights to it and so the article mill cranks up to generate buzz and eyeballs. OP is probably a fucking marketing intern himself making this thread to make you dumb fucks shill it

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I’m sure thats why people are turning it off

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    translation: Netflix's new movie is so bad people are turning it off within minutes

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Little Things (2021)
    >scary
    kys

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who believes this shit?
    People who choose to believe enjoyment is possible?

    I really hope this is some “nobody believes Denzel” kino. We need to return to those golden days.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This makes zoomers swipe up
    or something idk how you close those "apps"

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do this every year. People are throwing up, fainting and having seizures, and it's always some completely average horror movie.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if it was so boring people just turned it off?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still counts as a watch.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the 3 actors alone tells me its not even remotely scary, there has never been a scary movie with big names

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Letto
    Who writes these articles?

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