Anakin is now no longer special, immaculate conception has been done before him and will likely be done afterwards.
Thought?
SW Acolyte: Lesbians Used Midi-Chlorians To Immaculatelt Consieve.
Anakin is now no longer special, immaculate conception has been done before him and will likely be done afterwards.
Thought?
sounds moronic, but at the same time it reminds me of all those hentai pics of a somewhat similiar nature which were hot
It's a shame that Jenna got fat and took out her tongue piercing
>Disney Star Wars
>attractive white women
What you couldn't find an image of two 40 year old negresses scissoring?
Could you direct me to that?
Will there be a season 2 at this tare?
Knowbody nos
It depends. Will you watch season 1? If enough people watch it they will.
Yep, just like Velma, Halo, 15 seasons of Kurtzman Trek, Rings of Power, etc.
Yes there will be a second season. Low viewership just means it's working.
>failure means we’re winning!
Lol cope
Disney's obvious goal is to piss off the fans, you can't deny that it worked. Blackrock's big money will make up for the losses.
wouldn't it be a better idea to make a show people actually want to watch, get them invested in the show and then insert some subversion that makes the audience angry? What's the point of making the show so bad from the get go that nobody bothers to watch it?
>wouldn't it be a better idea to make a show people actually want to watch, get them invested in the show
That's TFA
>and then insert some subversion that makes the audience angry?
That's TLJ
>Low viewership just means it's working.
some might even call this a success
Yes, it will with Blackrock money. :^)
>Low viewership just means it's working.
It doesn;t matter. It is all about sending messages. :^)
What the frick is going to happen tomorrow when the black rock is revealed?8dgjy
At $180 million, screen time for the series works out to $12,500 per second.
One second of screen time for the acolyte requires the entire monthly fees of 1,564 basic Disney Plus subscribers.
One half-hour episode requires 93,687 basic Disney subscriber-months to pay for.
The whole series requires 22,528,160 monthly basic subscriber fees to pay for.
That’d take 1,877,346 years for someone paying one basic Disney Plus subscription to pay off.
Can someone please tell me how these numbers make any sense whatsoever?
>Thought?
Former Harvey Weinstein personal assistant makes a story explaining that evil is a point of view. That is all.
How I bet Kathleen and Lesley have some good shit in the Disney board. I hope they leak it soon
>there's also a lot of little girl actors in the show.
>Harvey Weinstein assistant
>openly lesbian
lesbian science babies is pretty hot but of course uggos ruined it
>dyke Lego head producer tries to live their fantasy in a dead franchise
gays can’t have kids, no matter what, they can only fantasize about it
>Headland is openly gay, said in an interview with the Advocate she intends to use this series to see Star Wars through a “queer lens“:
>“…there’s just no way that me being a queer woman is not going to be reflected in my work. I could try not to do it, but why would I? It just feels like a natural extension of what I do,” said Headland, adding “I think that because storytelling, at its core, is always going to come down to either the personal or emotional through-line to your characters, your identity is important. And like I said, mine is just going to be in my work, whether I’m explicitly dealing with it or not, it’s always going to be there.”
>lesbian threatens DV
Many such cases
Jesus Christ, this is just fricking deranged and moronic. Nobody except a weird sad pervert would enjoy watching this shit. How did this get greenlit? It causes a visceral gut reaction of disgust, like seeing a furry being too affectionate with a dog. Why did nobody say "Frick no" to this? Even agenda people don't want to be associated with this creepy shit.
is the episode rip out? i dont care about Cinemaphile seething about brown people i just want to skip to the last 5 mins of the ep like i did with 1 and 2
Been out for 3 hours.
In three sentences she referred to herself almost a dozen times.
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
She truly is a psycho. She served up pretty girls to a pervert to get back at them for being famous, because that's what SHE always wanted. Considering Harvey never tried to touch her, that must have crushed her ego something fierce.
To willingly serve the living personification of "patriarchy" and to have it not only ignore you as a sexual being but to serve as a constant reminder of how disgusting of a hypocrite you are...
This big headed b***h is truly a monster.
ah yes , marxist Lesbians, the classical star wars audience.
people actually watch this shit
No one watches this demonic filth! Pirates had but 3 thousand seeders. No ONE asked for this putrid puke!
All those shitty woke series and movies could disappears fast if goyim stop consuming these craps but no, they were eating it for almost a decade.
Even people who constantly cry about wokeness and how terrible Star Wars has been for the past ten years watch this shit for some reason. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Heh, I don’t watch this offal, I just come here to laugh at homosexual progtards like you defending gigantic corporations that consistently make horrible economic decisions.
I stand outside the soulless machine whose hollow extrusions nourish your political beliefs and whom you defend as if it were your own mother’s breast.
What a ridiculous joke of a person you are, a vile corporate entity sells you your own identity as a ‘rebel’ and an ‘outsider’ and you unironically slurp it up as if it was soma. Pathetic.
And I come here to laugh at homosexuals like you who have no reading comprehension. Not once did I say anything in defense of le big evil corporation.
How much of the $180 million budget went into paying pajeets to CGI those horns in instead of just spending $10 to glue some to her head?
Star Wars is making magic fatherless babies? Fricking shit they never did this before
Face it, this episode ruined Star Wars. Just like how Phantom Menace ruined Star Wars. It’s in a constant state of ruination.
>your identity is important
this is one of the biggest issues of today
no, your identity is fricking moronic and doesn't matter, make good shit or frick off
Again, I say, at what point do you understand they're destroying everything you hold dear while still expecting you to pay for it? If you do, you're part of the problem.
If I did not know, I would say some /d/ homosexual was hired writing star wars and got to work into inserting his fetish, if the girls were any cute this could at least pass as niche porn.
You can only think people want to watch this if you think your audience are also equally deranged perverts with matching fetishes created through porn brain rot.
>I created them
>KWEEN IS THE MOTHER OF JEDI N SHEEEEITTTTTT
YAAASSSSSSS KWEEEEEENNNN SSSLAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Das rite! It is fun to see the chudcels seething over that.
mother is mothering oh my God she's c**ting with her c**t YAAAAS
The good thing about shows like these are is that i can choose not watch them
>all that bullshit
>all this bullshit
I checked out of STAR WARS years ago after only a very short time in the theater
while sitting through that first new sequel movie. It was immediately recognizable as creatively divorced from any of the substantial foundations that came before. (Honestly, I don't even remember the movie's name now, and I'm so absolutely unbothered that I'll finish this post without even looking it up--STAR WARS really has become that meaningless.)
Whatever the hell seems to be happening now appears only as an atrocity exhibition in almost every way, shape, and form . . . and absolutely nothing else whatsoever. Present day STAR WARS has devolved into a picture of creative bankruptcy.
This is the biggest flop ever. lol. Every new show is the biggest flop ever, every new movie biggest floppy. This is how it is now, inferiors mimicking their betters and ending up churning out Somalian-grade tripe.
Chud, it is all about sending messages. :^)
Star Wars has had more offensive shit.
Does scissoring actually give women any pleasure or is it a total porn meme?
meme
if scissoring is good enough, why do they use fake penises to penetrate each other?
That’s why I am asking. Scissoring on its own seems like it would do nothing to pleasure a woman
It does not, it actually feels like burning apparently.
girl on the left looks like the taking you to the prom youtube girl
Anybody has that webm of a bunch of middle class pampered women smacking tree branches in a forest?
Same vibe. Being progressive means being 100% predictable.
Witches need to be burned. The jedi were right
Is this supposed to be a critique on the heteronormative norms of society?
So do they have any relation to the Night Sisters or Dathomir?
No. Nightsisters of Dathomir were scantily clad sexy Goth GFs that fricked men. These are ugly cringe Black person dykes.
I see, the difference is that you're a coomer
no the difference is you are a homosexual
Disney is evil! K.K. and Lesbian HeadLamp are evil man hating dykes! And this show will bomb.
Strangely, the Jedi were fully aware of the Nightsisters of Dathomir and that their force magick was inherently dark side in nature yet chose to completely ignore them the entire time. Even Mother Talzin and the rest were seeking galactic domination alongside Darth Sidious and later Maul before the Sith Lords put a stop to it.
According to Lucas, they did not use the Force per se. And Talzin by her own admission was not a Force-sensitive. They let them be in peace, because Nightsisters were living on Dathomir and did not really want anything to do with the rest of the Galaxy. They did not even have hostile relationships. Not even close to anything this moronic Acolyte show showed.
>Even Mother Talzin and the rest were seeking galactic domination alongside Darth Sidious and later Maul before the Sith Lords put a stop to it.
Not really. They just lived on Dathomir in peace, and it were the Sith who were interested in their living stock and knowledge. They started going all-out only after Dooku fricked over Ventress, and Talzin decided to help her plot her revenge, and then it spiraled out of control there, with Grievous slaughtering them all.
I can’t believe this is even up for discussion. They even used a Tolkien line about evil.
Talzin bullshits half the time. Nightsister magic is an aspect of the Force. Talzin had another loyal cult extract force essence from a separate force group and placed in a sphere to eventually devour it and become more powerful so she could destroy both the Jedi and Sith.
>They just lived on Dathomir in peace, and it were the Sith who were interested in their living stock and knowledge.
Someone didn't read the Son of Dathomir comics.
[witches laugh manically]
astrology & tarot b***hes got hold of SW
You sure showed them
Dunno, are you?
You gay lil homie
What is it with all NuStarFranchises introducing cloaked mystic female orders?
Because yaaas queen
Cloaked mystics are neat
What are jedi and sith but cloaked mystics
And why do they all think the good guys are evil?
It makes for good tv. Conflict between orders is fun to watch
they knew dunc was coming out
analogy for israeli subversion
>force witches
Disney hired some 2010 era tumblr dykes to write their new show. Those 2010 era tumblr gals might have had fewer Black folks in their witch coven star wars fanfiction but nevertheless.
She's actually Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant, in charge of arranging his late night hotel rapes
Been canon since Lucas and the clone wars
Frick Dave Filoni
Nightsisters were hot leather-clad goth dominatrixes, now those witches are ugly butchdykes in muslim robes
Why does this matter? Isn't magic already a thing in star wars?
>this isn’t about good and bad it’s about power
Did that dyke steal this line from Voldemort in the philosophers stone in front of the mirror
The Sith (dark Jedi) are literally evil and abuse their power and are unable to control it
It’s literally based off Daoism, think in Asian movies where the master won’t teach kung fu to a violent person unable to control himself
Avatar TLA did this well with Master Jeong Jeong telling Aang he cannot control fire and needs to learn the basics , the Sith (Dark Jedi) basically ignore all that and is more like Admiral Zhao
And the Sith’s lack of control over their emotions basically result in their own self-destruction
>sith can't control emotions
Tell that to Palpatine
My lesbian sister, who I can't take to bars anymore because she starts loudly talking about how "breeders" are worthless pieces of shit, is going to fricking hate this "lesbians want to give birth" shit
Why was this episode hyped up as destroying Star Wars again?
The episode was ok. Some good backstory atleast but not terribly exciting.
Something that stands out with this show is some line delivery just doesn't feel convincing. It feels like theyre acting from a script rather than natural dialog sometimes. Over acting maybe? I'm not sure, there's just a few moments that feel off.
So yeah, it was decent but the show really needs to elevate in the next episode or its gonna become a bit plodding.
>Why was this episode hyped up as destroying Star Wars again?
Probably because certain groups are going to be very angry about a female couple creating children. (Even though there was obviously some sort of ritual involved).
Ritual of shit writing aka dyke fanfiction wish-fulfillment fantasy. Sorry, Leslye, but homosexuals cannot have children. You need a man and a woman. You need penis in vag. You need sperm in the egg.
Then how was Anakin born?
palaptine injected shmis eggs with his midichlorians
And this anon is not lying, it's in the official canon comics...
Nah, in Legends canon (the only correct canon) he's born of a reaction in the force to a dark side ritual Plagueis did.
Disney isn't canon, moron
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE MAGIC BULLSHIT LIKE THAT IT'S WROOOOONG
>the galaxy does not welcome women like us
well if the whole fricking galaxy agrees, maybe they're right.
That is actually a really good line. I don't know why people threw a hissy fit over it.
Because muh lesbians
>Because muh lesbians
I think they completely missed the point then.
109 star systems but never their fault
In the future, it can be done.
This results in Frankenstein freaks that die of a miscarriage
That's an outdated info. They found a solution to that. Cope, chudcel.
>Probably because certain groups are going to be very angry about a female couple creating children.
Lolno, people are just gonna go "what the frick is this shit?" and move on.
This weird "making the chuds seethe" fetish "certain groups" have simply isnt making money.
>Why was this episode hyped up as destroying Star Wars again?
Because some Black person dykes creating children with the Force is fricking moronic nonsense.
>The episode was ok.
It was fricking terrible. In what universe is that ok?
There are actual shills here reduced to saying 'It was ok' now and then and disappearing when called out
>Because some Black person dykes creating children with the Force is fricking moronic nonsense.
But when Sheev made Anakin using midichlorians it was epic and awesome :^)
SAY IT
He didn't. Anakin was created by the Whills to bring balance to the Force as the Chosen One. Not by Sheev or Plagueis. That was a lie. It was explicitly evident in the film itself, that Palpatine was merely bullshitting Anakin, reading his mind and manipulating him, and when Anakin actually joined him, he literally told him that he didn't actually know how to save people from death. Anakin was tricked.
Disney's demonic nu wars will never be canon!
> the Whills
Fricking Lucas. Explain your shit!
Whills are symbiotic microscopic life that embodies the will of the force or became aware because of the Force's will!
In any case, Lucas' version is Infinitely better than Disney's Dyke Puke!
He did explain it.
But you didn't like it. Enjoy Black person dyke slop now.
>the Whills are the farandolae from The Wind in the Door
It's kind of cute how much of Star Wars obviously came from George Lucas being stoned in his dorm room.
>dude what if inside bacteria there were even smaller bacteria
>dude what if like we are all connected through energy
>dude your body is 75% water, 10% cells and 90% bacteria.
>dude it's sick that there's like a mono myth that all myths are actually the same myth you know
>dude what if the bacteria network was actually a father and his two kids living on a planet somewhere
George isn't really a deep thinker. You listen to him in interviews and you compare how he sounds compared to Coppola or De Palma or Spielberg and its obvious.
He's good at some basic story ideas and big picture concepts but not much else. On his own he has never really made anything that amazing.
Luke, Leia and Vader being related to each other is something George came up with after the first movie.
Yeah, it's probably something he came up with after Empire (otherwise Leia kissing Luke would be really weird). He was likely going for some kind of love triangle between Luke, Leia, and Han and then just junked it. I've heard the "other force sensitive" person eluded to was not intended to be Leia.
>Luke, Leia and Vader being related to each other is something George came up with after the first movie.
No, that thing in the Clone Wars where Anakin and Obi-Wan meet The Force. I think The Son showed Anakin a vision of himself as Vader, but he forgot for some bullshit reason because obviously if he knew he was going to turn into Darth Vader ahead of time maybe he would have done things differently.
They aren't "the Force". They aren't "Gods." That misconception stems from the morons who get their shit from second-hand YouTube "lore" channels, or something. They were just very powerful, ancient beings - very much alive, of flesh and body, and Mortis was a physical place. They were not "the Force." The Father was a moron who was wrong and didn't understand shit. The closest you get to "the Force" are Shamans of the Whills, the one who taught Qui-Gon how to preserve his consciousness after death, and who taught Yoda.
none of this was unique by that time, but yeah george had a good eye for seeing quality material and mixing it together with his own spin on it. the interns at disney should take a hint. not just for nuwars but for all their garbage.
All this sounds absolutely terrible.
Its absolutely brilliant.
Nice try, Mike, but no one gives a damn what you like.
Are you 12? Jesus allegory might the literal oldest trope in fiction.
Death to Disney!
>Jesus, but now GAY
yeah, we know. its fricking gay and no one wants it
Yes. It was stupid when George did it and stupid and gay when Disney does it.
>refusing to see the difference
enjoy your homosexual slop bro, no one else is watching
>prequels bad
>yidsney wars bad and also gay
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT PAPPY LUCAS IS A GENIUS GO SLURP UP THE SEQUELS SOME MORE
Why are prequeljeets like this?
prequels were pretty bad
but they look like masterpieces compared to whats come after
we're talking about whats out now not something 20 years ago moron
They were garbage and they looked like garbage, kek. They completely fricked over the original movies.
not gonna disagree but I'd still put one on now for the frick of it, and I wouldn't put the acolyte or ahsoka on if you held a gun to my head
Yeah I’m cool with nu wars fricking this in the ass.
What book are these from?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Archives-1999-2005/dp/3836563444
I'm glad Disney destroyed this franchise. Imagine unironically caring about this garbage.
OH IT WAS JUST THE FRICKING WHILLS, THANKS GEORGE, COULD HAVE USED AN EXPLANATION OR TWO OUTSIDE OF FRICKING APPENDICIES AND NERD ENCYCLOPEDIAS!
And that's how Elijah Wood should have known.
>it was cool when the Bible did it!
yeah, actually.
Two moms having a kid I'm guessing?
But I literally have friends who meet that description.
>Thought?
IT'S OVER IT'S LITERALLY OVER , THAT'S THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN. I'M LITERALLY CRYING BROS!!
>Where was you when Star Wars did
>Freind calls
>Star Wars Did
>No
U?
Star wars sucks
>Anakin is now no longer special
he never was special. thats prequel garbage.
>black characters
>they literally have no father
hahahhahahahahahahhahaha
Why won't Disney Die?
Seriously?
At least Ahsoka had a jailbait Tortuga killing Mandalorians with a lightsaber. This shit is just cringe.
huh?
Ok, what am I supposed to laugh at here?
>not even any force wave cgi or something
Looks like some homies larping lmao
$180 million budget
was this show a money laundering operation?
That's a pretty standard budget for movies nowadays, and this is an 8 episode series, equivalent of 2-3 movies.
>That's a pretty standard budget for movies nowadays
Which is why Disney and Hollywood are almost entirely failing to turn a profit in film or streaming anymore
Wtf are they doing, that’s not how force push/choke works, they do realize they have to depict it and make it visible for the audience like with light forcefields or something like Nen from HxH
This reminds me of Legend of Korra or some shit. Its fricking atrocious writing and acting.
Korra had kind of the opposite problem that Disney shows have, they wrote a female character that was so heavily flawed and incompetent that she became really unlikeable to a lot of people. But the writing itself was nowhere near as bad as Disney Star Wars.
Reminds me of that terrible movie The Last Airbender,
Unironically more interesting concept than anything in the sequel trilogy. Lucas already made Jedi into creepy cultists, so this is a pretty reasonable take.
>Unironically more interesting concept than anything in the sequel trilogy.
lol
>Lucas already made Jedi into creepy cultists,
No, he didn't.
>so this is a pretty reasonable take.
If you are a 90IQ Black person or a israelite dyke, that is.
>No, he didn't.
Yes, he did. If he didn't there wouldn't be so many articles claiming that Jedi were actually the bad guys, people asking about them brainwashing children or what is their legitimacy in the republic.
Making them witch-hunting zealots is a pretty good take.
>Yes, he did.
No, he did not.
> If he didn't there wouldn't be so many articles claiming that Jedi were actually the bad guys, people asking about them brainwashing children or what is their legitimacy in the republic.
95% of the people are moronic. Most of the population has below 100 IQ. It's not on Lucas or Star Wars that you are a moronic mongoloid.
>Making them witch-hunting zealots is a pretty good take.
No, it's really not. It also makes no sense, given that the Jedi let Nightsisters of Dathomir live in peace and never bothered them and did not have hostile relationships with them, among many other Force cults.
have a nice day, dumbass.
holy shit I never realized this now I've got to watch it
>[uneasy music playing]
>[heavy breathing]
Bravo, Leslye. Those damn evil men preying on our lesbian children of color...
>The literal devil is actually le good
Bravo israelitewood!
Even r/StarWars thinks this episode was cringe. I have to go to TheAcolyte subreddit to find bait pastas.
Are they scared to make something g good? Firing kk and replacing with an actual competent leader and Star Wars fan would certainly create higher quality content than this shit.
The leak is real and it is fricking epic
>Darth Plagueis is Jason Mendoza
Ironic
>plagueis in the jedi temple
>"maybe this is actually the bad place"
KINO
>Jason Mendoza
>thats the moron from the good place
damn i didnt recognize him behind his boring ass acting
Jason figured this out? We’re in a real low place right now guys.
I miss when these people were relentlessly bullied
I imagine it's going to turn out that Plagueis copied the witches' life-creation tech, gave it to Sheev, and then Sheev used it to create Anakin. You don't need to tell me that this would be stupid.
>abuse innocent white man
>gaslight him into feeling guilty for the next decade that he commits suicide
>WE DINDU NOTHING, LOOK AT OUR HARMLESS POWERS!1
Why are Black person dykes so fricking evil? They should have cut them all down right there and then for such a thing. If this was NA cops, they would have shot them all - and would be totally justified in doing so.
spoiler: the Jedi did kill them all. you don’t think they all died from smoke inhalation, do you?
This is Cancer Ass Aids! I hate Disney so much! Die Disney Die!
That is not Star Wars, that's Africa.
>KWEEN IS MORE POWERFUL THAN HER mere masterpiece such as PALPATINE
Palpatinebro we lost.... it is just over...
Lezzo feminists turning turning lucas' allusion of immaculate conception into some dyke "we don't need no men" power fantasy. Truly kek times we live in
>2 mothers
ack-olyte
Anakin is still special because NuWars never happened
>Universe full of all kinds of magic
>Lesbians making babies is too unrealistic, though
>universe full of magic
>lesbians still exist
That universe is full of Kabbalah magic and nothing else.
Ok so how are a bunch of dykes witches that stay away from men somehow worse than a bunch of straight (?) witches who force men into barbarian slavehood?
I don't care about EUslop but that sounds hot and this is gay. Not to mention they couldn't conjure life out of thin air.
>Lesbian witches who don't want to engage with me bad
>Straight witches who will use me for sex once and make me live in shitty serfdom for the rest of my life good
Also the Nightsisters are part of canon anyway
They weren't dykes, that's for sure!
Yep! But they were hiding the real child!
>canon
Are they? I thought it's another moronic EU invention.
It's pretty funny how you seem to be a genuine autist caring about all this dogshit.
I'm guessing this is Disney's problem. Zoomers and alpha don't give a shit about Star Wars while millennials are mostly autists who read all this additional crap and worship everything that hack Lucas did.
Okay, Black person. You will get your fair share of machete at your throat soon enough.
They already show up in several shows and videogames, it doesn't get more canon than that
I just watched the movies.
Id definitly allow night sisters to use me as a cum bull to make them babies.
Do you think nightsisters castrate nightbrothers after getting pregnant?
>Lesbian witches who don't want to engage with me bad
>Straight witches who will use me for sex once and make me live in shitty serfdom for the rest of my life good
Yes. Why are you greentexting basic facts?
Who asked for this repugnant Cancerous demonic filth? Can't wait for this series to bomb.
Because Jedi don't actually hunt down and prosecute other cultures for their beliefs, as Leslye "Harvey's Dyke" Headland wants us to believe. As long as said culture doesn't try to screw over the Galaxy and harm billions of people, they let them be in peace. Jedi are not some close-minded, arrogant pricks. They respect other traditions and cultures, which is evident by the Jedi Temple and Jedi themselves, where you have various aliens still upholding their racial and cultural heritage, like in the case of Togruta or Mirialans. But Harvey's personal wiener sleeve and accomplice wants us to believe that the Jedi hunted, eradicated and prosecuted these poor black lesbians, because................ ugh........... Well, that's why:
Because it is not a Star Wars story, but personal bitterness and IRL identity politics projected by the showrunner.
>Jedi don't actually hunt down and prosecute other cultures for their beliefs
except the sith right? and the mandolorians...
>As long as said culture doesn't try to screw over the Galaxy and harm billions of people, they let them be in peace.
kek okay, that logic can never be abused. you are literally a liberal shill and you don't see it
Sith are literally evil objectively and metaphysically in the narrative of the setting, they are the Dark Side. And Mandalorians started shit ton of wars and killed billions, because they are moronic apes and Sith pawns - they literally asked for it, in both EU and canon. Don't reply to me, stupid Black person.
They literally said “unnatural” how stupid are you people?
>um actually hunting down murderous psychopaths who worship Satan is pretty intolerant
I hate nuancegays so much
The Jedi can be dogmatic, stubborn and uphold antiquated or bizarre norms, but they are in many ways a kind of monastic order trying to make sure the Force is kept in balance and not abused for outright evil. "Deconstructing" them as the real villains is moronic political cope in a universe where the politics (yes, even PT politics) are fairly straightforward and basic.
>"Deconstructing" them as the real villains
Good thing that is not happening here
>"Deconstructing" them as the real villains is moronic political cope in a universe where the politics (yes, even PT politics) are fairly straightforward and basic.
The whole point of the prequels is that the jedi's decadence was at least partially to blame for anakin's turn to the dark side and inability to stop the sith.
>There are heros on BOTH SIDES
its right there in the ep3 crawl. that is lucas trying (poorly) to deconstruct the jedi with the prequels
>The whole point of the prequels is that the jedi's decadence was at least partially to blame for anakin's turn to the dark side and inability to stop the sith.
You missed the point entirely, moron. Anakin fell only because of Anakin: because of his greed, fear, attachment and jealousy. Not because of the Jedi - not in the slightest.
>lucas trying (poorly) to deconstruct the jedi with the prequels
He wasn't. Jedi were manipulated, because they were trying to do the right thing and save the Galaxy. That was exploited by Satan whose name was Dark Insidious.
It's been plenty discussed that part of Anakin's fall was also attributed to the jedis being so keen on their autistic detachment that they were of no help to him during his internal struggle
>It's been plenty discussed that part of Anakin's fall was also attributed to the jedis being so keen on their autistic detachment
Discussed by whom? Literal low IQ Black folk? Nice. Read the picture, Black person.
>they were of no help to him during his internal struggle
Anakin was a greedy, secretive, egotistical, lying butthole. Yoda tried to help him. It didn't work. Because he was a possessive, jealous, greedy butthole, who chose to betray everything and everyone and murder children. God, you homosexuals are so fricking moronic, it's unbelievable. People like you write the garbage shitshow that is The Acolyte.
So love leads to the dark side but getting fricking pissed doesn't. Got it. This is indeed excellent writing that clearly doesn't come from an angry man who's just been through a bitter divorce.
>So love leads to the dark side but getting fricking pissed doesn't
When the frick did I say that?
Cool, he missed the point because George couldn't convey it properly. You literally posted a bunch of text, rather than scenes from the film that prove your point.
George seems to be genuinely autistic if he really think the Jedi aren't at least partially to blame for Anakin's fall.
>George seems to be genuinely autistic if he really think the Jedi aren't at least partially to blame for Anakin's fall.
My brother in Christ, "the Jedi" are not real.
That's irrelevant. Lucas seems to genuinely believe in this drivel. He considers it good. It's like he doesn't understand human emotions and consider them bad.
Don't project your low IQ onto Lucas, please. He understands everything just fine. You, on the other hand, are a selfish, arrogant westoid, who cannot comprehend the basic idea of Buddhism, which Jedi (who are monks) are based upon.
Yes, loving your mother is bad. You should leave her and allow sandpeople to rape her to death because otherwise you're possessive of your mother
???
>Yes, loving your mother is bad.
Nothing like that was ever stated. You've made that up, Black person.
>You should leave her
She asked to be left behind and she was completely fine with it.
>and allow sandpeople to rape her to death
Never happened and completely irrelevant to the previous point. Shmi was freed by Lars and he married her. She lived for a decade as a happy, married woman. She never asked to come and get her. She had her own life. She was her own person. What happened to her was an accident. Same accident can happen to anyone, anywhere.
What Anakin failed to do was accept that fact, and let it go. Instead, he chose to usher in hatred, anger and revenge. That is his failing, and no one else's. You are giga fricking moronic, stupid Black person. It's amazing.
Buddhists have sex, you know that?
So do Jedi, you know that?
>But Lucas revealed that despite their monastic regime, Jedi were permitted to have sex.
>"Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1989505.stm
Even better, kek. So they can frick around but don't form families? So Jedi are secretly like Black folk? What a plot twist.
You know that buddhism is practices among all kinds of people to varying degrees of commitment? A farmer or regular person with a job and a family is obviously not going to practice the same way as a full time monk living in a monastery. The Jedi are cleary more akin to the fully dedicated monks than to a regular person who happens to be practicing that religion.
>Cool, he missed the point because George couldn't convey it properly.
No, he missed the point, because he is fricking moronic gorilla Black person - not because of George. The movies are for kids. Jedi are not "secretely le bad guyz". Frick off to reddit with that shit. The movies are straightforward, and what is said in them is straightforward. Anakin is greedy and possessive and cannot let go of things, he is fearful his possessions will be taken away form him. It is all quite literal in the text: "Train yourself to let go", "Let her go, Anakin", "YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME", "*I* can't live without her", etc. It is not love - it is greed, it is all about *him*. He never asked Padme if she was okay with him betraying the Republic and murdering fricking children supposedly for "her". And when she found out, her heart was broken. You can't be that fricking stupid, it's amazing.
>George seems to be genuinely autistic if he really think the Jedi aren't at least partially to blame for Anakin's fall.
No, it is you who are fricking moronic beyond comprehension. You were filtered by movies for 12-year-olds. Imagine that.
shut the frick up. The force is two. four. many. It's female.
>he's greedy because he wants Padme to live
Is Lucas moronic, lol? That's a perfectly human emotion.
You are moronic. He's greedy, because he is attached and possessive, because he does not consider Padme her own person, because he never asked her opinion, because it is all about him and it is all done for himself, and not for Padme, not for love - which is compassionate and unconditional. No, he instead chose to pursue power, murder children, and he choked his pregnant wife that he "loved" so much, when she could not accept what he became. Right, "love." God, you people are so fricking stupid. It's unreal. Failing to understand basic shit.
That's how humans are. And there's nothing greedy or possessive about it. I'm sure Padme didn't want to die, lol.
>so stupid
Nope. You're just so brainwashed by this shitty franchise that you think perfectly normal emotions are bad because Lucas said so.
Humans have a choice and capacity to be better. It is not normal to choke your pregnant wife, you retared dumbass. But since so many people are low IQ, most of the people are just stupid genetically, they can't let go of their animal chimp instincts, and we suffer the consequences. What's funny is that people like you think that intelligence, rationality, self-control and enlightenment are actually evil, and people who are disciplined and do better are corrupt, wrong and evil, lol. That's what really pisses people off about the Jedi. That they actually work on themselves, conquer their primal beginnings, master their emotions and become better beings than they ever could hope to become. You are instinctively pissed off that someone is objectively better than you, that someone is objectively right, and you project your insecurities and flaws, your own corruption, onto everyone who is better than you. You want to drag them down to your level. That is the *real* problem people like you have with the Jedi.
So much wasted words. I kind of admire it.
Bro, you're just saying that taking babies from their mothers and brainwashing them is a good thing to do. That's what Lucas implies.
don't think women are capable of the left part of your image
You're literal morons that shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard. Each time I try to post this more of you come up, if it's not one single sperg.This is getting ridiculous
THE FRICKING DARK SIDE IS A DRUG THAT WILL OVERPOWER AND FEED YOUR DARKER IMPULSES IF YOU CANNOT MANAGE IT YOURSELF!
GIVEN HIS ADDLED STATE OF MIND BY ALL THAT SHIT HE HAD TO DO AS VADER, CLEARLY HE WAS UNHINGED AND FROM HIS POV SEEING OBI-WAN COME OUT FROM PADME'S SHIP, HE KNEW THAT DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG SINCE ALL OF THEM WOULD KNOW WHAT HE HAS DONE AND ANAKIN SURE AS FRICK WOULDN'T FORGIVE OBI-WAN IF HE DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THEREFORE, IF PADME HAS MET OBI-WAN, SHE KNOWS OF THE SHIT HE PULLED AND THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE HE IS GOING TO BE KILLED BY THE ONE PERSON HE STILL TRUSTED IRREVOCABLY NOT TO DO THIS. THIS LEADS TO A FLASH OF ANGER AND A LIFETIME OF REGRET AND ANGUISH.
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE DARK SIDE ISN'T FOR WEAK WILLED AND IF YOU APPROACH IT CARELESSLY AND WITH HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE, IT WILL DRAG YOU INTO VADER'S STATE WITHOUT HESITATION.
ANAKIN WAS CONTENT ON LETTING HIS MOM LIVE HER LIFE, HE ONLY WANTED TO GO AND SEE HER ONCE HE FELT THAT SOMETHING WAS UP AND GUESS WHAT?! HE WAS FRICKING RIGHT!
you are shifting to the dark side right now
Which is completely fine because like with Palpatine, using force lightning to fry someone does wonders for ones mental health, however, instead of casting force lightning, im here.
>AND FEED YOUR DARKER IMPULSES IF YOU CANNOT MANAGE IT YOURSELF!
Even managing it isn't truly an option. Strong willed individuals can use the dark side and hold off its influence to make them go crazy but with enough use, sooner or later, it will eventually get to them and completely corrupt them.
That's made clear with how Dooku started clearly focused like a Jedi but became more sinister and wrathful as the war progressed.
Palpatine managed it just fine, but he's an anomaly and even he agreed that not everyone is cut out to be a sith. With Dooku I think it's that Palpatine didn't really train him at all, just so much that he could be useful and think that he knew enough about the Sith ways
>Palpatine managed it just fine
He was still a power hungry psycho but he happened to be extremely good at putting on a facade when he needed to. And he did eventually slip up when he was so focused on the dark side pleasure of torturing Luke, he let his guard down to allow Vader to throw his ass.
To be fair if you were in his shoes you would slip up too. Vader already had the chance to kill him together with Luke and refused to, like how was he to know that Vader would finally man up after decades of being his gimp.
Being a child in emotionally distant home, Sheev didn't really get the thing called parent's love even if Luke was almost a stranger to Vader given that most of his life they hadn't interracted
Yeah this dude is Plagueis
he was puerto rican the whole time?!
I'm gonna have to agree to disagree, the Jedi are never really portrayed as violent or villainous, just outdated in their weird rules and regulations. I wouldn't call them decadent, as far as I can tell they vow to lives of not only celibacy but also avoiding wealth or glamour. Their goal is to serve others selflessly but never get too involved in making close friends or taking lovers with any individuals. They do bring about their own downfall, but it wasn't because they were killing or oppressing other sentient beings. Their rigid inflexibility fricked themselves.
God what a dull group of people
>The whole point of the prequels is that the jedi's decadence was at least partially to blame for anakin's turn to the dark side and inability to stop the sith.
There is nothing in the movies to support it. This is just fanboy cope and an attempt to explain away George's bad writing.
>There is nothing in the movies to support it.
All of you ignored what the actual movie says. If you want to cope you can claim that its palpatines influence that corrupted the jedi from within and caused them to be an unreliable force for good. Either way, when anakin says "from my point of view the jedi are evil" his point of view is supposed to be seen as tragic not as ridiculous. That's why there's obvious visual parallels between him saving palpatine from windu and him saving luke from palpatine.
Evil on the Republic side was corrupt Senators and Darth Sidious, dumbass.
>when anakin says "from my point of view the jedi are evil" his point of view is supposed to be seen as tragic not as ridiculous.
Yes, it is supposed to be ridiculous, after he murdered a class of children, moron.
He was completely and utterly lost. He went insane. He was not thinking straight - not even remotely. He choked out his pregnant wife, moron.
>Evil on the Republic side was corrupt Senators and Darth Sidious, dumbass.
Anakin after killing Dooku
>I shouldn't have done that
Anakin when Windu is about to kill Palpatine
>Its not the jedi way
BOTH Palpatine and Windu give the exact same response
>he was too dangerous to be left alive
You think Lucas did that by coincidence? That he wasn't trying to say that the jedi had lost their way? A theme that frequently came up in extended universe material, which lucas had to OK, before disney by the way.
>You think Lucas did that by coincidence? That he wasn't trying to say that the jedi had lost their way?
No. Because Palpatine was literally faking it. And because Windu was absolutely right: he was in control of the Senate and the Courts. There would be no justice. Do you complain about Vader throwing Palpatine down the shaft in VI? Black person. One is not like the other. Dooku was literally disarmed and there was not even a slightest possibility of him faking anything or getting away or having enough power politically to get out of that. Anakin executing him was wrong. Windu killing Sidious was not wrong.
>A theme that frequently came up in extended universe material, which lucas had to OK
EU was never canon, moronic fricktard, and Lucas never "okayed" anything. He let it exist as a parallel universe that was never real Star Wars or his vision of Star Wars, he never read it, he barely gave a shit what happened there, which is why insane morons like Karen Traviss were allowed to write books, because Lucasfilm Licensing had abysmal fricking quality control, and no one was actually policing it.
Of course, it's always EUBlack folk with "le Jedi are bad" nonsense. Stop reading worthless fanfiction and project it onto Star Wars and Lucas. Watch the actual fricking movies, listen to audio commentaries, read the interviews, read the making of books, not worthless merchandise fanfiction that existed only to make money off of desperate fanboys and was never a real story.
>Sith and mandalorians
Oh you mean warmongering Black folk that chimpout all the time and kill? Frick them.
The same jedi who picked sides in a war that fricked up the galaxy and got killed because of it?
>plagueis 1st disney appearance is sleeping
>dude gets palpatine'd in his sleep
ok I might keep watching this slop it may be okayish.
still i would prefer if he was a non-humanoid but i guess the writers want those normie twitter omg points
No, no one will watch your garbage.
>be George
>read Dune once
>rip it off and make Star Wars
>decades later
>re-read it because you don't have any new ideas
>turn Anakin into Kwisatz Haderach
Star Wars sloppers will defend this trash
Is there a troony in episode 3 or am I seeing things ?
Not even the worst part of the episode. The way they handled Osha and Mae was worse. I always thought the uber special Chosen One shit was stupid, though. I don't really give a shit about Aakin being less special.
>Anakin had the most fricked up childhood living in phoenix and having his mother being a cumpdumpster for a space israelite
>mosha twins childhood is uber cool living with the matriarcal society until one of them goes full moron and burns everything because the jedi are le bad (?)
I dont believe anyone is going to believe the force twins will be taking any credit from anakin being the better character/most powerful jedi ever
Do you really think that a BIPOC youth will be the villain? The Jedi are the ones who burned down the coven and killed the witches and by the end May and OSHA will both be chanting All Jedi Are Bastards.
>Anakin
>most powerful jedi ever
He got his ass handed to him not once by Kenobi, but now even a second time 10 years afterwards. Even Jedi Survivor had him barely survive the black female Jedi.
SW died the moment George sold it to white slavers (his words, not mine).
>what if the people who are conventionally thought of as the good guys are . . . the bad guys
I think it gears more towards how the jedi frick up even thought they have good intentions
Star wars lore is so boring, what is there to even get invested in or get upset about?
The sith are ultimate evil, the Jedi are ultimate good, and they fight
Someday when me Moses, Hammurabi, Confucius, Aristotle, Mohamed, King James, Jordan Peterson and all the other cringe edgelords of the incelpocolypse team up we're going to completely erase any memory of this lesbian feminist garbage.
The Jedi will commit the first great purge by killing off all the misunderstood witches.
I'm down to believe the sith guy did the massacre and gaslight the moronic sister into being evil
there you go I fixed it for you
Needs to be obese.
is that the bloods and crips?
Sauce?
unfortunately I dont have it. I simply googled "ugly Black folk scissoring" and took the first pic i could find
Where's the bottom image from?
sounds terrible
>Thought?
Redemption arc, they marry and have kids through sesbian lex
I'm thinking about selling all my Star Wars games that I have on OG XBox like Jedi Outcast, Republic Commando and KotOR since I don't want to be associated with gay shit tbh.
That garbage shovelware was never good anyway.
Kotor was great.
To be honest this dark side nonsense never worked, even in the old trilogy.
https://x.com/Nerdrotics/status/1800714753574387890?t=1S8wYMl2Wv0DOZALsB3lFQ&s=19
It's even worse than I thought. Everything is wrong there, absolutely everything.
Star Wars is Luke wondering what he can do, but he can't break away like his friends, then he does, with serious and light-hearted adventures abounding, not...THAT.
That was so bad it's impressive. Kathy has to be raping SW's corps for funzies. Wtat the frick is her problem?
Women shouldn't be allowed to write about witches. See Netflix's The Witcher.
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Why do all these homosexuals feel the need to defend themselves that they are not racist/xphobic? If you've done that you've already lost.
It’s bad enough that Luke gets Ryan Johnson’d.
Now he’s getting the dark fate treatment?
Kind of respect you for taking that from all this.
Plagueis gonna hit like Sauron.
Watch the next episode be Darth Plagueis be a woman.
Star Wars have witches now?
Lesbian Headlamp.
This is it, Star Wars is officially the lolcow of movie franchises. You have to be straight up mentally ill if you watch this franchise for enjoyment.
you keep saying this since jar jar showed up in phantom menace, but you continue to watch and move the red line
Nobody is watching though. Every single Disney+ Star Wars show since the Mandalorian season 1 was a massive flop and got cancelled after the first season. At this point, the only thing 99% of people know about Disney Star Wars is what they hear from youtubers who make a living shitting on Disney Star Wars.
They are obviously trying to ripoff the witches from Dunc, but it's DEIsney, so they're failing spectacularly at it.
Dragon Ball>Star Wars
Both are shit and fanbases are the most moronic person in the world.
Now apologize GT and Prequels, moron.
Now my SWTOR female Sith character can "canonically" have force babies with Sith Lord Lana Beniko.
Someone tell me where the bottom image came from i need to fap
Honest question. How can anyone like this unironically? No one here in this thread thinks this is a good show right?
I'd rather do dishes than watch a webm of that crap again, anon. It felt wrong. Evil even. For real, not:
>wow man those Hawt wimmin r totally evil bro
but it felt like real honest evil.
What the frick, Disney?
Nobody likes it. Leftists force themselves to watch this trite and desperately try to convince themselves that they are entertained, but even they usually stop halfway through a season, hence why Disney+ has become a graveyard for one season shows that don't tell any meaningful story, never went anywhere and had zero cultural impact.
There is a plebbit sub called saltierthankrayt or whatever that forces themselves to watch and defend whatever soulless woke corporate slop out there to own evil bigoted chuds or some shit.
So I think there are some nu-males and turbo progressive types who do, but they are ultimately low in terms of real irl human population. Even normalgays aren't approaching this space dyke drama.
IIRC, it's so bad, that it actually had a rival sub shitting on those morons.
I don't want to expose myself as an ex-plebbittor but the rival sub was made first to mock the atrocious sequels. Disney adult leftist morons got assmad about people not liking the empowered girlboss movies from their favorite corporation and made that sub afterwards to circlejerk about being moronic wokies.
The only people who unironically like have been handed checks from disney
source on the lesbian pic?
Shyla Jennings and Jenna Sativa
the first episode was aight
then episode 2 turned to goyslop really fast
episode 3 is unwatchable
glad i'm not paying for any of this
So are they suggesting Anakin was concieved the same way? Lmao
The twins are bullshit. Jecki is the immaculate birth.
I can't wait for Sam Magg's canon novel that will introduce Shmi Skywalker's lesbian black lover
And what if anakin had a twin sister...
They could make a whole trilogy about that
>Anakin, we are your mothers.
kek
Darth Vader was actually the son of coven of witches
the skywalker linage is that of witches
witches saved the galaxy
>Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… >He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
>He is so cool, mysterios and epic! Can i see his photo?
>Sure.
BRAVO DISNEY!!!!
>Qimir
>Qim
>Quim
Bravo, Headland
In the lore he looks like picrel, however in modern pics he doesn't have the nose. You know why.
Not seen ep 3. Where are you getting this is plagueis from other than speculation? I doubt he's even in the show to be honest as Tenebrous would still be the dark lord
you think they give a shit.
Reminder that each episode of this shitshow costs ~$20 mil
>diversity hires got 19 million of the 20 million
why is a warlock in the middle of a bunch of lesbians
What do you mean by warlock?
That's a man.
Oh. I'm so wired to accept that every woman in that show will look like a golem that I didn't saw the first time.
It really stings to the dykes that it takes a man and a woman to make life. Their sloppy c**ts only go as far as mutual masturbation
the only thing that made Anakin special was his medichlorian count. Shcmee could've just lied, as women often do. Think about it, what woman would admit to having a train run on her?
Magically removes HER penis