Sweaty Josie edition
>What is Fish Tank?
A reality show directed by Jet Ineptitude and produced by Sam Hyde where 8 contestants are locked in a house for 6 weeks, filmed live 24/7. There will be challenges for fishbucks (which are worth $500 each) and elimination challenges. Jet and his sharks will come up with the most timid and tame pranks that the contestants barely even respond to. Last person to remain will win $30,000.
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Letty is a princess!
didnt this shit end a few days ago?
nope that was a prank
get epic troled
well i stopped watching and caring so i guess i was super fooled.. h-haha...
what's the current challenge anyway, what's the score for? only started watching this last week lmap
I forgot the subject, so for the record this is thread #1140
She looks like a chudjack
Let's go camping, Anon.
>Y-yes Betty
ben is angel
Nobody genuinely likes Letty after all of this
i do, so shut up gay.
would you like to compose a delusional essay about why
i'll hear you out, brother
She makes plebs like Damiel, Jon, Chris and most fishtank fans sperg to no end. She absorbs endless abuse while mindbreaking everyone around her. She is a weapon that must be cherished
Not that anon, but I like a lot of things about Letty. She makes everyone rage, she's smug, she's cringe (sometimes cringekino), she's kind of dumb, she's willing to do anything to get her way, she's lazy, she's catlike, she can take abuse, she retaliates, her tummy, her legs, hips, her wonky eye, she's cute. I just like a lot about her. Either that or her succubus piss witch magic has gotten to my brain.
I am that anon, and don't disagree with most of that.
Shes an approachable, girl next door type whom you could easily mold into what you need/desire.
Easily sprout a happy family with her.
>Easily sprout a happy family with her.
I think she does just want to be happy, but doesn't know what happiness is. Especially after the boys that she has been with, who don't have spines or are crazy, and the drugs.
needs a man with a bit of masculinity, bit of order, has control of his life.
So nobody here, then.
I'm married and have my own Letty.
I'd have her too if I could.
>Either that or her succubus piss witch magic has gotten to my brain.
it's not looking good, sounds like you've got a case of the Lettyvirus:
>Nobody genuinely likes Letty after all of this
Cope. She will win and Josiegays will claim the moral high ground as a victory.
bird feet
Allow Josie to win, and give 10k runner up prize to Letty AND 10k for not being exposed as the second plant throughout the whole show.
Then cater in fishbux - altogether:
45k plus change for Josie
30k plus change for Letty
Minimal backlash, chargebacks etc.
What is that horrid creature
What's her diet like? Also she drinks? I haven't watched much but I love her bros
I could save her
What mental illness is this
findom addiction
Lets keep a list of challenges and winners so those who were sleeping can catch up easily. Please post this at the start of every thread and add new challenges that happened during that thread.
So far:
1. Continuous conversation with no lulls and eventually stipulations such as not saying "like": Josie wins
2. Listening to Chris tell his life story in various accents and interrupted constantly by TTS then re-telling it the most accurately: Josie wins
3. Punching the Chris clone with boxing gloves on until he taps out: Josie wins
4. Debate on pro vs. anti weed stances, Josie got anti and Letty got pro (decided randomly): Letty wins
Begging of day 39:
Josie: 3
Letty: 1
Some other poopsock or awake on time zone repost next thread.
Wait Josie is anti weed? Bros...
Decided by coin flip
They were assigned the sides at random, she does not smoke weed but doesn't judge other people's lifestyles. She's just generally not a "hater" when it comes to anything, respects people's right to live their lives, and doesn't want anyone to be forced to do anything that makes them uncomfortable. That's factually what her general philosophy is as stated by her.
Chris should be in every season from now on
Just give him the house, it already looks like him
Next season he should double as a shark, and whenever he gets accused of being a shark or abusing his powers he just flatly says he doesn't know what they're talking about
Kek, him coming back into the room panting out of costume like "what did I miss?"
Frick no
that's like saying that jesus should be in every bible
uhhhh yeah
I thought this was a given at this point. Dude is a straight up kino machine.
Sadly Chrisbros some people don't like him
But besides Josie idk if I would of kept watching without him, he is so fricking funny
dont understand why people dont like him. dude is actually funny. its better watching his fat ass waddle around the the house and having mental breakdowns than looking at josie doing nothing as usual and vance Yeahing all the time
Even watching him do mundane shit like cooking is fascinating, like watching a majestic wildebeest roaming the Savanna.
This picture is like if Sisyphus himself was the boulder.
that guys body is HORRIFYING
wtf how do you eat that much
its kino
it's not standard MORBID obesity
that's the frickin buffalo chad
i'm surprised josie didn't scalp him
Kek
I think he also has that condition where you have heaps of fat in your top part of your body
Dude was literally doomed from birth, he is the modern gatsu
I don't think Chris has ever received proper medical care/treatment in his life- they'd be better off fundraising to get him some healthcare than a trailer
Was he crazy at the start when coming off weed?
I genuinely think he is better off being allowed to smoke it to mellow him out a bit/stop him potentially attacking people
It's hard to tell, cause I doubt he was acting like this at his parents house
i think knowing he has house security via the gofundme being successful, hes mellowed out a little bit.
doubt it'd last long though.
weed+new environment+being fricked with constantly+overall stress of his personal situation+recent family tragedy
all things considered I actually kind of admire the guy. I find it hard to hate on actually mentally disabled people given they have limited agency, all things considered I probably would have killed myself if I was in his shoes
He has prader-willi syndrome, it's not all entirely his fault
i don't think so
lethargy is a big factor there
chris is higher energy than tons of thin people i've met
did you see him work out?
you're a loveless fool
pray
I've never seen him workout even once. I've seen him do light movements and a couple misc things with wrong technique a couple times, never for a long enough time to do anything
Sam should have got a treadmill in there for him and make it a rule that he needed to walk 1 hour a day at an incline. We'd already be seeing differences
he's gone hard as frick multiple times and doesn't sleep much, especially compared to the morguebros
way more endurance than any reasonable person would bet on, no joke
it's hard to build a routine and structure in this environment
you're ignorant. someone as far gone as chris should not be doing moderate or higher exercise. walking and nutrition is all he should be focusing on for at least 8 months until his weight is under control. his joints are under a huge amount of load. he can barely get up the stairs. when you're that big, walking is a tough thing to do for an extended period of time and will get his heart rate up. i would never prescribe any harder exercise for someone in chris' condition
he should be swimming.
18/6 fasting on a low carb, ideally keto/carnivore diet.
Also nothing him stopping him sitting down and doing arm exercises to build up more muscle. More muscle, more calorific burn, so anywhere he can feasibly get it, he should.
it's easier to get someone to walk around the garage than to go drive to a swim centre and have to shower the chlorine off after etc. keto is a shit meme just like every other meme diet. he just needs to eat better, no sugary shit and only drink water. he needs consistency not some restrictive diet that he won't be able to keep up longterm
Anybody seen his diet on the show? I haven't seen him eat yet, he might just be one of those people who calories hit harder, endomorphs
You would be surprised at the amount of obese people who eat pretty healthy, like lizzo
>one of those people who calories hit harder
that's not a thing anon
Your body doesn't circumvent the of laws of thermodynamics? How embarrassing...
he ate seven burgers in six hours
without bread.
Was just the ground beef cooked up
It's not the eating, Chris barely moves. You don't need many calories to bulk up if you play vidya and smoke weed all day.
exercise only really burns a small portion of calories compared to your daily total, nutrition is more important. it helps but the burgers are a bigger deal
>who eat pretty healthy, like lizzo
Lizzo is a vegan. Ain't nothing healthy about that.
he already pretty much eats meat while in the house.
Just keep the snacks and soda away from him, not that hard.
He said that he managed to lose 60 pounds on keto before, but then got into cheese and potatos after some emotional episode.
The 18/6 fasting is the consistency too. I suspect you've no fricking idea how intermittent fasting works or how it can help chris' specific case.
Okay so why is his bowel movements liquid? Don't think all meat is for him
anything he cooks, its meat primarily.
But you notice hes constantly snacking on carbs inbetween the main meals... also doing that sly fat person thing of "sharing" out his snacks so he feels less guilt.
I really like him, wish him well
But at the same time I couldn't hang out with him, not even once
18/6 i would not consider to be fasting.. you sleep more than 6 hours anyway. unless you're talking about an 18 hour fast which lol why do you people insist on giving fat people tge most cancerous restrictive unenjoyable nutrition plans imaginable. he can eat as much as he wants and lose weight if he actually eats nutrient-dense shit instead of garbage. his eer must be frickin 25k kj at this point
Brother you have 0 (Zero) reading comprehension.
Could have even turned it into a bit by forcing all the other fish to do instructed boxersize like burpies and crab walks, have it like an aerobics class but instead of an instructor it's Chris on an incline treadmill barking orders. maybe have some cheesy royalty free 80's synth
Chris is also wearing a leotard.
he paced aggressively in the garage from time to time, and he walks quite a lot considering the circumstances (the circumstances being there isnt much reason to walk and he has to move 400lbs when walking)
its a bit.
hes fine so long as he isn't being forced on the female contestants or having a tantrum because his failed pua tactics got him rejected.
Theres also no way to punish him or push back really as a contestant too. Coddled fat b***h.
he's a freeloader, his job is literally to frick with the fish, who gives a frick
you're one of those morons that just wants a hugbox
Chris is fricking hilarious. I get how living with him would make you want to have a nice day but witnessing him from the outside is great. I almost broke a rib laughing last night when he was talking about the death of his father as Jar Jar Binks. How could you not find that funny?
he's incredibly witty too, he has amazing quips
My favorite Chris moment was when he was doing headlocks on everyone and afterwards he sat down and you could see he pissed himself. TTS asked him about it and he said confirmed he did piss himself and that it was "no big deal"
The world doesn't deserve him.
stuff like this is the only reason i keep watching, it'd be shit if chris wasn't around
Man I would love a montage of just Chris being Chris
Has anybody said he smells bad?
Letty has mentioned it a number of times. Some of which to Chris' face.
rich from the girl who smells like "stale post asparagus urine"
didn’t that hooker refuse to frick him cuz he “smelled like poo?”
It's pretty likely she smells like poo but I'm also convinced that was a bit, a humiliation ritual.
>Has anybody said he smells bad?
>warm ham
actually sounds kinda nice
Taxc, jet and Ben haven’t washed for 40 days
jet hops into the shower every 2-3 days. Watch the fricking show.
The others are likely showering when they leave the house.
Hahaha cry homosexual
It happens.
>quit watching fishtank
>six weeks gone
heh... the pages on that calendar just keep flipping a little bit faster than I'm ready for
Think a massive existential crisis is going to wreck me once this ends.
Yeah
it's ok, we only have to wait 6 months for season 2
An anon compared it to beating a Persona game I'm still thinking about that
Betty has the room of who doesn't like to live in reality. It's basically her magical kingdom.
Kissing and licking Josie's smooth, soft, pits while she tells me "you so silly fr fr" for getting turned on by that
From a scale of 1/10 how stinky do you stinky she is?
betty said she smells like a foot so i'm guessing a 6/10
I wanna kiss her all over and hold her close to me all night when she's at a solid 7/10 but she's constantly/regularly showering all the time. It's possible she only uses water to wash her hair though and she has a nice natural scalp musk you could bury your nose in the crown of her head to smell all night and have heavenly dreams over (while bricked up the entire time).
Tom said that and he doesn't have a valid point of reference and I'm a smelly-girlgay.
Plenty of people have said Josie smells kind of bad. Not rancid like Chris, just not particularly good. Often sweat or something.
My guess is she probably doesn't use deodorant.
>My guess is she probably doesn't use deodorant.
prolly allergic to it. I know a guy who has that-
Judging by the anon who knew her in highschool and the old pictures we've seen of her, my guess is she just wasn't taught to use it is all.
It's an easy to fix problem. She's not disgusting like Letty at least.
>It's an easy to fix problem
For me, it's not a problem at all. I'd love her natural, unaltered odor.
Even then she uses scented washes and other products, apparently peach scented according to another Anon.
Stinky/10
uh oh! stinky!
Cinemaphile Cancer that is somehow allowed. I can't wait until this shit is over.
Sam's company paid Hiro for this. On top of that fact, most of this thread is bot posts copied from youtube chat.
who's the new fat guy?
that's just jet
christian
that's roccoclips from mondo64bit
Christian, they brought him in last night
Has Chris talked about his tattoos yet??
Why does he have a Godzilla tattoo above a very shitty Godzilla tattoo, wouldn't you cover up the shit one??
Chris
angel
Reminder betty is lesbian
>be normal person with disagreeable character
>jews diagnose a "disorder" and make you take medication
>now you are a fricked up on meds person with disagreeable character
usa
>you're a really fricked up weirdo
>no one likes you unless you play the zogged up moron society game
>don't take meds
>recieve zero support regardless if you do or not
>meds make you feel like shit
>trooned up discord psychos on the one hand, zog fiends on the other
>pretend like this is an american problem
>you act high and mighty on a support forum for morons in a terrible friendship simulator
yeah man, thanks for the help, you're very kind, super enlightened
this is an american problem. The meds turn you into a fricked up weirdo. People dont take psychoactive meds this easily anywhere else in the world
>People dont take psychoactive meds this easily anywhere else in the world
Yeah they do, but it's a different culture around the world. Americans love to flaunt their illnesses unlike other cultures where it's seen as weakness.
>Yeah they do
no. Iceland is an extremely small country and its the only non english speaking one up there
You're not exactly proving your point. Look at all those countries above 70. And I'm not sure what does english language have to do with it.
You said it's an american problem, but is there such a big difference between 70-80-90 and 110?
To me that's pretty close. It's not like US is 2-3x above the next highest country.
>is there really such a big difference between 70 and 110?
Yeah. Its pretty close to twice as many
>what does english language have to do with it
cultural proximity
Psychiatry is complete pseudoscience. None of these allegedly distinct disorders have a known etiology, their symptoms all overlap with each other, and the only "cure" is a slightly different wienertail of pharmaceuticals. Or they push bullshit like Cognitive Behavioral Therapy that seems really "scientific" but only works by placebo effect.
what the frick
>did had
why is anyone surprised? she's a mentally ill israelite just like letty, they are all degenerate even if they larp as being right wing
I don't think it's a larp. They are women, if you are a strong enough man, you can get them to believe anything tbh.
Plot twist: it's an MtF troony.
Her needy c**t buckbroke him into transitioning.
IS THAT A HUMAN FEMALE WITH A BODYCOUNT IN THE TRIPLE DIGITS, A DRUG HABIT, AND A STENCH LIKE A FISH PROCESSING PLANT?
FISH TANK BROS I'M GONNA LOSE MY LIFE SAVINGS!!!!!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/_jeremyo/status/1662035842741817345
if you needed any more evidence he is /ourguy/
kys jer
>no edition or /ftl/ number
>finale flopped
>momentum for season 2 already gone
over status: totally
did anyone end up making a clip with audio of chris sitting on josies bed and breaking it cause that was the funniest shit i have ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/live/jTOliItlrcg?feature=share
1:36:15
wish i had a webm of this omg i was crying laughing i love chris
Yeah anon I've also been discussing it with someone on here recently.
Everything she did on the show and continues to do online is what would terrify anyone with AvPD.
I guess you could argue that her performance was done under the influence of alcohol, but a true AvPD person would disappear from the internet after they realize what they've done and not continue liking and retweeting her breasts online.
>a true libra wouldnt...
americans and their disorders are so fricking moronic, they treat it like horoscopes with paired medications
A personality disorder cannot be medicated anon.
I don't know why that triggered you. She said she has a condition and I'm just telling you that's not how that specific condition works.
I'm catching up on clips from yesterday and wow, Josie was actually fricking devastated to see Vance go. Even followed him downstairs to watch him go into the basement. She was standing around like she wanted a goodbye hug from him but he just waved goodbye and went downstairs.
If it helps he asked earlier if she wants a handshake or a hug and she gave her signature fist bump shake pull in thing.
But it is sad. They were definitely the closest people in the tank.
The way she went to him during the Chris incident and the way he leapt up super serious to check on her shows they had a pretty strong trust/acquaintanceship.
Another moment I liked was when Chris was hinting at something between them and Josie gave the most serious voice she ever had and said "Vance has a girlfriend, you're being very disrespectful right now."
This show has been very funny but the genuine connections have been pretty fulfilling to see. All the unlikely bonds.
josie's also the only contestant besides Vance that had a stable relationship outside of the show with someone so that makes sense
>had a stable relationship outside of the show with someone
shut the frick up you fricking subhuman
also literally a furry discord groomer who I'm going to find and cut off his dick and balls in Animal Races
Holy shit anon, relax. She'll never be yours lmao
I'll fricking kill you too homosexual post address
You better calm down homosexual otherwise I’m going to apply for this show and personally go out of my way to dick down your waifu I am 100% her type and I will leave her little Asian hole gaping and oozing with my thick smelly load
With a morman no less. Never met a bad morman.
Josie is angelic
>downloaded the entire day 1-20 fishtank archive
>probably won't even rewatch them because the shitty ending ruined it
3 days left and no one gives a frick
fish flop flop tank
sam keeps fricking his shit up
keeping jon to the end wouldve been funny because he chimps out
absolutely moronic of him to underestimate how moronic he can be though with the passport thing
hopefully there's no season 2 because it'll be sanitized even more
It's so blatantly rigged I can't bring myself to care any more
would you watch a sport where the players all agreed what the end score will be? It's a fricking waste of time
Chris truly is the most psychological torture they could legally put on the contestants. If they don't make him a reoccurring freeloader they're moronic
Isn't this steaming pile of dogshit over yet? It was fun the first few weeks but there's no reason for it to have gone on this long.
Anyone know how to access the most recent twitter space recording? The one with Lance(Vance), Frank, and I think Sylvia? I'm twitterilliterate.
Any good Josie snores?
Sandra Bernhard is hot as frick in King of Comedy.
The best bit is when Chris tells a long winded story and Sam brings in a contestant and makes them listen to the entire story from the beginning then drilling them with questions after to make sure they paid attention
Today he even did it to jet. I heard that story about Chris buying condoms and fricking 5 times in a row at least.
My favorite part was Sam yelling down to Jet "Jet can you get up here, it's pretty important" then setting it up by telling jet this story had him cracking up.
How did Letty win a point, didn't see that part of the challenge
Idk but it's fair to assume it involved her being a prostitute
There was a debate challenge, the topic was weed legalization. They had Letty argue in favor and Josie opposed.
Josie won but they gave it to Letty anyway because she was 3-0 down
>The Cell 2
Is it just the same rules as the first time?
basically, but with constant mini challenges to decide the winner should nobody forfeit the cell by the end, and a limited amount of bathroom tickets are given out
>and a limited amount of bathroom tickets are given out
Letty is going to piss in the cell isn't she? She's constantly pissing.
she already tried to piss in the closet to preserve tickets for shitting, but jet told her that would use up a ticket
she literally already tried to save tickets for pooping and jet radioed on the walkie talkie sounding incredulous and angry asking wtf letty was doing and telling her to forfeit a ticket and fricking piss in the toilet like a human because they can earn more tickets
Josie is a pretty cool gal
She loves showing me the silky pink wet inside of her cheek like she knows how bad I want my tongue in there.
she's a qt
>filter
>makeup
>low quality
>bangs covering her forehead
>eyepatch blocking part of her face
>shitty doodles all over
>pulling her mouth and not looking at the camera
josiejeets are moronic
Was Letty a b***h outside of the show?
it's easy to forget that Chris is basically transgender from the estrogenic effects of so much fat.
So this is the final? Sam trying to cash cow morons in the last four days? Simon was unironical right. Now with Vance I hope Josie wins because any people related to Letty are mental ill freaks
fishtank bwoke the waifu warws
dey bwoke it
now there's just two
dey bwoke it
i like how you keep posting this weird cope image
those guys are gays, but you're way gayer
>Vance and Lance will never get drunk and say the same sentences at the same time again
I miss it bros
Did I miss anything last night?
So the score is 3-1 Josie?
What challenges did she win (and the one letty got?)
I want to shove Josie into a locker
I wanna murder her supposed boyfriend and protect her from being shoved into a locker by you and hold her close to me with my hands around her hips and rest my chin on her shoulder while her beautiful black sidelocks tickle my face and all I can smell is her but that's just me
>I wanna murder her supposed boyfriend
What the hell is wrong with you
Sexual competition is normal
I don't think she's gonna frick you after you murder her boyfriend. Unless you were also planning on raping her, psycho
>I don't think she's gonna frick you after you murder her boyfriend
She draws guro, she definitely will
I not only feel a natural, instinctual, almost genetic or primal aversion to his gormless homosexual face to the point I would just hate him on maybe even genetic memory type level no matter his supposed relation to Josie. And I also feel an intense romantically and sexually borne hatred for him as an obstacle to my rightful happiness.
Depending on how far back you wanna go to look for ancestral examples of the righteousness and normality of my desires to destroy him, I would be either bashing his head in with a club, leaving it on a spike, or leaving him bleeding out from sword blows or musket shots in a courtyard and facing no consequences. As it should be.
Like I said to the other anon, that "instinct" is from a time when sex and rape were one and the same. It's not a natural instinct you should have toward someone you actually want to "marry", as you specifically mentioned
Anon she's literally a sweetheart, she is not going to frick her boyfriend's murderer.
tremendous
Thank you.
I will never take israeli brain poison psychiatric medicine, I don't need it or want it.
My love for Josie is an everlasting love conjured by the purest of desires and intentions and caring affection, a powerful love, a formidable love, a love that crushes like a mace.
You unironically need help
You're that Josiegay with an autistic obsession with hime cuts that has been posting paragraphs of gay shit in these threads for weeks now, right? Once this show is over I hope you get your life together bro.
I actually don't think it's shitposting anymore.
He's like the goodragay from /vp/
i genuinely hope you never get anywhere close to being near that girl,and get proper mental help.
you give us josiecels a bad name and i say this as 30years olds shut-in virgin with a serious early "midlife" crisis induced by this show.
ok I get that. can you channel that energy into a woman you know irl?
meds
anon have you ever felt like this before?
Yes I have, rarely, encountered someone who I instinctively hated this badly from just a glance at his face and his mannerisms. He had the same phenotype and was even another Canadian. I can only imagine what a piece of moronic shit this guy is, his insta bios give a good enough confirmation of it already.
Mental help for what? Love?
>you give us josiecels a bad name
You have a slave's morality.
>and i say this as 30years olds shut-in virgin with a serious early "midlife" crisis induced by this show
Maybe we could have been friends in another life.
No, I don't know any women (anymore) and women are mostly living breathing heaps of subhuman trash made up of discarded feces, empty condom wrappers, cat litter, and pizza crusts.
>and women are mostly living breathing heaps of subhuman trash made up of discarded feces, empty condom wrappers, cat litter, and pizza crusts
this would be exactly what you would have thought about josie if you didn't have the hindsight from this show.
I gauged her correctly as not being so from first glance and was correct. If I do turn out to be incorrect I'll just redouble my otherwise all encompassing disgust and hatred.
Have you ever thought about hopping on stims and being a workaholic instead of writing fanfic online? At least you’ll have real world skills and experience.
No, of course not!
See my response
to this for clarification on the issue.
>Winston looks like a nice guy
He looks like human garbage and is a furgay with "dog milker" in his name. Human garbage who was simply in the right place at the right time to groom the right girl, but maybe you should suck his wiener anyway.
I don't care if his name was sirfrickscumalot. He looks like a nice person, and thr fact that Josie looks happy backs that up. You need to stop obsessing over this girl and her boyfriend like a fricking cuckold.
Keep dreaming you homosexual
That would be a more respectable name and for all your words he needs to go. He's gotta go. If you really wanna get into cuckold talk we can also jump to assuming the worst about Josie and in that case probably safely assume he already did some watching at Anthrocon.
Cool, because he went to anthrocon with her, not you. Telling. And here you are, seething on Cinemaphile about a girl's boyfriend, a girl you've watched over a 240p IP cam for less than 6 weeks.
You are a pathetic subhuman and honestly should just put a razor from your wrist to your elbows tonight.
Question: Are your emotions impermanent and subject to change?
I might be able to get some easy bodyguard work for Josie and her morman boyfriend for a month or so.
>Don't ya love her madly? Don't ya need her badly? Don't ya love her ways? Tell me what you say……YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH DOOOOOOOONNNNNTTTTT YOOOOOUUUUU LOOOOOOOVVVEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR, Don’t ya love as she’s walking out the [fishtank season 1] door?
Both of you are simping for a future FTM troony who is planning to cut off her breasts. You're both morons.
You seriously need therapy. Winston looks like a nice guy, and Josie looks happy in every photo that she's in with him.
Take some time away from your keyboard you fricking hate filled idiot. Im honestly sick of reading your diatribe in every single thread. Leave this young man alone.
>Winston looks like a nice guy
So I don't even have to kill him. He can watch.
Just stop
Please just stop and go outside please I beg of you
she wants to be white so bad, i kinda feel bad for her. but she's got cute body language so it's ok
>cute body language
How many layers of cope have to be applied to try and make this troony desirable? Fricks sake.
0?
Will you be there to hold his hand during his FTM post-op recovery?
I'll rescue her groomed/traumatized mind and protect her from whatever inflicted sickness threatens her well-being and teach her how innately desirable and beautiful she is as she is already, how she is not anything broken or unnatural that needs to be ~~*fixed*~~ with mutilating surgery.
And if she did get them removed before I got to her and could protect her I would still love her and hold her hand and kiss her every day, to answer your question.
Most stable Josiefan
What the frick
>That boy, took my looooovvvee awaaaaayyy, though he’ll regret it someday…..
Emphasis on "boy" though even that might be an exaggeration.
>OOOOOOOOHHHHH AAAANNND THIS BOY, WOULD BE HAPPY, JUST TO LOOOOVE YOU….
Good song and checked.
Goodnight /ftl/
GOOD MORNING
Also, who’s winning so far?
IRS and Canadian tax service.
no tax on gameshow winnings
For Canada?
In the US that's income.
Letty's Visa does not allow her to collect winnings. Inform the CRA that Nina Volyanska is traveling on a tourist Visa and collecting over 35k USD in winnings from a televised game show if she wins.
Fishbux aren't real
its gameshow winnings you dummy.
they are actors in a web series.
gameshow winnings are taxed at like 40%
>40% tax
>illegal visa
so Letty is going to get peanuts for showing the internet she's a piss witch?
lmao
for some reason I believe Sam knows this and is rigging a Letty win so he doesn't have to pay out a cent
Josie only wants to lop her breasts off to achieve maximum DDR efficiency, think about it.
>7am
time for me to get to bed, up at 4-5 for more kino
Sex with Sylvia
Black folk sure did have that
It was just the one Black person actually
that she admits to
it was years ago bro!
how many eaglefeathers for the savage girl?
>The board with fixed written on it is under Letty's score card
lmao, rigged from the start
BRAVO NEPTUNE
"I didn't go to film school, I smoked weed and played xbox."
- Jet Neptune
Now Chris can finally get a home. Sam is a great guy for pulling this off.
Thank you Rocky stream for clipping challenge and cutting out the whole challenge part, good work you'll be part of MDE in no time
>Josie v Letty is the best finale we could've hoped for
Vance proved this yesterday by his inability to harass or bully Josie despite the fact that it was literally the challenge and made his elimination necessary. A finale between Vance and Josie would literally just be two friends lightly fricking with each other
A man bullying a challenged woman isn't really good tv.
kek why does he hate letty
isn't he "dating" sylvia?
He doesn't, he's probably just Josiegang after the training arc
that's just a meme
White male with a stable income.
hard not to
>why does [insert name here] hate letty
Crazy how this question keeps popping up about this girl.
Is it true that Jon tried to rip up letty’s passport and Sam got pissed? Or was that a bit
I didn’t get to watch it live
no that was real. jon wasbeing a little baby b***h about letty putting his bible in the washing machine so they said he could break sonething of hers but since he's moronic he just grabbed the passport but they stopped him. then he threw a tantrum and didn't wanna participate in the challenge so jet told him to leave
why would he participate? they were offering no fishbucks and he was going home the next morning. There's no point
for the content? fun? play along?
>be a fricking slave and clean our shitty house
>no you won't get paid but it's "fun"
how about no
why agree to cone back on the show at all then
to yell at letty and call her a prostitute bawd b***h
BTFO Jet by adding a cute red girl to the harem.
wait what
to win fishbucks
Same reason Mauro did, he misjudged how much internet fame and fans he has from a few twitter posts
>they were offering no fishbucks
I doubt they are even counting the fishbucks when they pay out. Do you really think they would just send him away empty-handed? And he is just ruining any likelihood of future involvement with Sam and Jet. You don't think they would want to bring him back as a freeloader for future seasons?
>Do you really think they would just send him away empty-handed?
yes because they're massive israelites. Jon already said he actually lost money being on fishtank after travel fees and missed work
Exceptionally kino webm
This looks like a setup to a tiktok. For a moment i thought fatty was going to break into a dance
Me Josie Simp from Fishtank tribe. Me waste image limit cap posting nothing webms of ugly mexican boy sitting in chair.
I was more referring to the ending but keep seething, I guess.
They now have to only eat what chris cooks for them.
I wanna severely injure josie like break her leg or throw her entire body across the room or something and see her reaction to intense physical pain
>ew no
There, that’s the reaction you’d get
>*giggles* stop dude
She's made for comforting after abuse
Sylvia finding out about the full Jeremy lore on a twitter space was peak Fishtank.
lmao. what was her reaction?
>oh my god
>what the frick?
>that's insane
on repeat
oh. what a bummer.
It went on for ages though. The speakers would each take turns listing off all the fricked up shit that people have found out like it was a rehearsal for a play and Sylvia was very obviously trying to hold back laughter while listening to it all and reacting.
did she come out of it more sympathetic to letty or less?
Less. She agreed with the conclusion that Letty actively seeks out deranged losers because they're easy to manipulate. She kinda went all out saying she has almost zero respect for Letty for being a NEET who can't cook or clean and said there were many times she had to use all of her energy to stop herself from hitting Letty and getting kicked off. She was happy that they were able to be more cordial with each other before leaving but still doesn't respect her.
based, they kicked out the wrong bawd
Yeah.
Everytime I read shit like this it's at the very front part of my brain that sylvia fricks Black folk and it just makes it all so funny and tryhard. I can't believe you people don't see this
Amir cum
You're obsessed with black penis.
everyone in this weird little show is a freaky frick faced individual and they all look disgusting and hard to look at. whats the point of the show? torture ugly people?
because everyone who posts here is also a freak
America.
Watching old clips is fricked up. To think this was only a month ago.
damn first time seeing this.
i love this spruce girl so much she is a true inspiration.
For anybody wondering alot of native Americans women are like this, very kawaii and shy
please be true
>The final challenge is restricting Josies access to the bathroom while she has a UTI
top kek, Lettychads stay winning
what's UTI and why would she have that?
She drank fruit juice and that lead to the theory she has a urinary tract infection.
Urinary tract infection. She got it from the endurance challenge where she was walking for 11 hours straight while holding a chair and having raw meats thrown at her and doused in cold water
was she having symptoms or how would you know, its sounds like you people are just making it up
>It hurts when you piss.
>You feel like you need to piss often but can't or can only piss in very small amounts.
>Red/orange colored piss (blood)
It's very easy to know when you have a UTI.
i had first 2 for while but not 3rd, so maybe it's' not so easy because im just finding it out
It doesn't have to be all of them.
Urinary Tract Infection. Very rare for males but women get minor cases of it often. Always pee within an hour of having sex.
Urinatry tract infection, probably from her being a chronic alcoholic.
Union Tested Insurance
>Josieschizos accuse Letty simps of being poojeets
>One of the first TTS's after Vance is eliminated is...
>"Josie, will you ever come to India?"
kwab, the truth revealed
only browns would find her neanderthal ghetto speech, ghetto clothes, trash piercings, and grill attractive
Lettygods, stay winning!
I got a heckhouse challenge for them, wake these frickers up at a normal hour of the morning, yes that does mean the production team also gets less sleep, just have Jet and Sam take shifts ffs
>You will never see Josie beg for plushies again in 4 days
Probably gonna kill myself after this is over
>findom
>from a shitskin
The west has fallen
what challenges have they done so far?
Anyone got a clip of Letty admitting she's a israelite?
giwtwm
>yo vance...?
https://twitter.com/TripleBuckVance/status/1662068157979189248
>because he went to anthrocon with her, not you
If you think that's the reason one would suggest this, you apparently haven't looked at his face or seen his instabios over time
?
> seething so hard you can't even reply to the right post
You are a disgrace
Posting reddit memes from a stolen twitter account has got to be the most foreskin deficient thing I've seen in at least a month.