Sydney Sweeney would be a perfect addition to the Fast and Furious familia
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Sydney Sweeney would be a perfect addition to the Fast and Furious familia
Sydney Sweeney would be a perfect addition to the Fast and Furious familia
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she's hot but she's so bland and dull.
better than being ugly
Definitely a good fit then
Nope, not a good fit.
Yet Brie Larson is Fast material?
Butterface
Butterbreasts
she would be the perfect addition for my bed
Sydney Sweeney would be a perfect addition to the soapy titfrick cinematic universe
Sydney lacks charisma, action movies are not for her.
She would be a perfect addition to my family
Specifically, as my big titty older sister.
Do you think she's ever done anything sexual to her younger brother? He looks like a pasty nerd who probably watches hentai
Get your mind out the gutter.
You're the one saving pictures of kids, buddy
It's the context that matters.
Sounds like something a pedo would say
For comparison
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE BIG TITTY EUPHORIA SISTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>you just know
He's in the army I think.
Can't imagine the banter he gets from the other guys.
Having one is based especially if you win and don't get an antagonistic one. My big sis is my best friend.
Having a loving huge booba sister is heaven. Mine completely trusts me and she's a bit of a hypochondriac so when we were growing up, she'd always get flustered by her changing body saying that she thinks her breasts grew larger overnight and if I didn't take her seriously and check she'd become upset.
Cool fanfic, bro
H-how'd you know
Very interesting. Mine is named Sydney and her breasts are even bigger than Sweeney's. Her eyes are also symmetrical. When I was 16 and she was 22 we started having sex. She said, "Will you have sex with me?" Just like that. I said, "Yes, big breastster, give me sexual twister." Then...she suck my wiener!!!!! Mother got involved too.
>what no sex and infinite porn does to a mf
>having sex means you don't want more sex with an attractive woman with perfect breasts
THIS kind of take is how you can tell someone is a virgin.
Once you have regular sex in a committed relationship, it becomes much less interesting. You also have all your illusions about women destroyed.
this is right
this is wrong
I'm married and I fantasize about actresses all the time.
>having regular sex
>married
Pick one.
Once a week is fairly regular.
How long have you been married? After the first couple years (if not sooner), "once a week" is going to turn into "once a year, maybe". Especially after you have kids.
not him, but I don't think my parents have had sex since my sister was born (1995). I don't blame my dad, my mother ate like shit, barely took care of her appearance and just let herself go. Which is a shame, because in her marriage photos, she looked quite beautiful, and would still be so if she had taken care of herself. That's another thing to worry about when getting married, your wife not taking care of her health and beauty.
Six years. We were together six beforee that.
I guess it affects reading comprehension too, because I was talking about the incest shit, you dolt
>having ses doesn't make you like incest shit.
Plenty of people roleplay during sex.
Maybe. But people having sex regularly don't sperg out on Tibetan throat-singing forums LARPing about fricking their sisters. And you're still a moron who can't read.
To be fair, none of those were me. I just hate the assumption that only virgins are honry or into wierd things.
>I just hate the assumption that only virgins are honry or into wierd things.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Nah, it's just a terrible debate tactic.
THIS kind of take is how you can tell someone is a coomer.
>coomer doesnt realize sex becomes tedium the more you do it
YWNMI
Oh, I'm aware. Sometimes, I don't feel like fricking my wife after a long day.
by now they're a mtf
>Fast and Furious
Probably the only mainstream franchise that would actually let her dress sexily. They're gonna cover her up massively in the superhero movie she's doing, you just know it.
BREED
WHITE BABIES
>flip flops in the shop
HARAM
Do they have any hot women joining Fast & Furious....10? 11? Whichever is next.
That Portuguese girl from Suicide Squad is joining I think, the Lane Rhoades lookalike.
Oh good
Oh no
Nice
Nice butt and nice dubs
I feel it
wew
butt
What's with those Milla Jovovich pics on the table? are they trying to make Portuguese woman look like her?
I assume it's hair reference
BRIE
LARSON
Ratcatcher II and uh, Brie Larson
Cute
zero sum
?
Fast & Furious: Double Gs
About a week ago, I had a dream in which Sidney was my secret girlfriend. Some other girl found and started to make fun of me since Sidney gets naked so much in shows. So in the dream I beat the shit out of that second girl. Weird dream.
Who else?
flaunting her bare toes like that, what a prostitute.
Why do all the tools and the car look so fake? Has my brain just been ruined by years of CGI to assume that every non-human set piece was actually added in post-production?
Looks real to me.
>her father owns the garage
So that explains it, thank you.
Ol' pops wanted a son, and his thot daughter doesn't even realize.
well his thot daughter was smart enough to realize she could make bank off her breasts before she gets too old, came up with a plan to do it, and pulled it off, so she's probably smarter than your average chan poster
>came up with a plan to do it
a five year big breasts plan?
Glad to see this hasn't been forgotten.
Anon, this is all done with computers
I have a tool she needs to handle
Sydney Sneedy
your obsession with this generic prostitute is becoming tedious
your gayness is becoming more and more obvious
Sydney bros...?
>women don't look good without makeup
wow, what a shock
Here comes the Sydney Sweeney internet defense force. It's always the same comments whenever that pic is posted
Imagine not wanting who everyone considers the hottest blonde working today to get more roles.
she also has no hips
Is she supposed to look bad? She would still have been a better addition than Brie Larson.
Bro if that’s what she looks like without makeup and you still wouldn’t smash then your standards are actually impossible.
She looks better here.
literally has the best breasts in hollywood
that fugly redhead christina hendricks will never let hers out because theyre droopy saggers
>ok familia! this time to save the world by driving cars, we're gonna need someone who really knows how to show her big breasts!
>Sydney Sweeney would be a perfect addition to the Fast and Furious familia
yes, she could play the airbags
goodness gracious
sex
No she isn't.
have a nice day.
Why not?
Fugg, I remember seeing these pics when she was promoting her coomer movie on Amazon Prime.
Think she was in Venice.
She probably doesn't wanna do a F&F movie cause they don't have nudity in it.
They can write it in.
Maybe Dom has to infiltrate a nudist colony to find a new engine for his Dodge Charger and he bumps into her there.
Nudity bumps the rating. Pretty sure they want to make it as familia friendly as possible
Deadpool and Joker have proved that R-rated movies can crack 1billion, it'll be fine.
If they're desperate to preserve the rating they can make her stand naked behind bushes and things Austin Powers style.
I don't believe she actually has a lot of mechanical ability despite being pictured as such.
Why is the top of the photo like that?
Does she realize that this is how school shooters are born?
I'm no mechanic but working on a car while looking like that doesn't seem like a good idea, both in terms of safety and getting clothes dirty
Only the slaps bother me. Those things slip off to easily
they're not THAT big
shape > size, imo
taking big titty gf applications as responses to this post please enquire
Saved
>he got paid for this
acting is truly the hardest job in the world...
Literally perfect.
Forgot to spoiler it, anon. troony jannies going to get mad.
True, but it serves as a reminder of what they'll never be
Based.
>read that as the KEK3 razor
MOMMY
bewbuh
cant remember the last time I someone had romantic interest in me hahaha
does any woman alive have better breasts?
i know a few booba models that come to mind
This always makes me laugh.
>girls in your lap and cuddle up
>focused on mobile phone instead of girl
he doesn't deserve her
she should go with the foot photographer instead