>Troubled teenager Sam Cleary (Javon "Wanna" Walton) discovers that his mysterious and reclusive neighbor Joe Smith (Sylvester Stallone) is actually Granite City's legendary superpowered vigilante, Samaritan. Twenty years ago, Samaritan was reported dead after a fiery warehouse battle with his rival, Nemesis. Most believe Samaritan perished in the fire, but some in the city, like Sam, have hope that he is still alive. With crime on the rise and the city on the brink of chaos, Sam makes it his mission to coax Joe out of hiding and get him to embrace his powers once again to save the city from ruin.
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Oh, and I forgot to mention I am trans btw.
Hi Trans, I'm Stuff.
HAHA PETER YOUR LADYBOYFRIEND HUNG ITSELF
I'm sorry it looks bad
Why can't actors end their careers with dignity?
Actors inherently want attention, and to some it's actually more important than their reputation to the craft.
op is just a homosexual, simple as
tulsa king will be the real 2022 slykino
>sly
>terence winter
>taylor sheridan
>a Mafia capo who just got out of prison is sent to Tulsa, Oklahoma to set up a criminal organization
Tulsa King does look good. I have no idea why Sly needs to do this Amazon schlock
Fat Tony's nephew got sent to T-Town?
Stallone's daughters are worthless and jobless so like Bruce Willis, he's still doing movies so that they have money
Sounds kino famalam
>white kid getting attacked by a bunch of black people
>stallone throws them far away, saving the white kid
>also beating other black people left and right
how the FRICK did they get away with this?
The "white" kid looks mixed as frick and apparently his mom is played by a black actress. Just saiyan
>Pilou
Nice, but I'm still not watching your amazon schlock
OOOH...
you got my motherfrickin' attention, anon.
Def will watch.
>His nemesis is named....Nemesis!
Truly creative stuff.
The movie is a parody of capeshit if you haven't figured it out yet
>it-it's tots ironic, haha!
We have enough of those now too. Capeshit is still capeshit.
I think we have more parody capeshit then genuine ones now. David Foster Wallace was correct about irony and nihilism
Was this actually in the show?
Yes. Justice League Unlimited is kino.
Yes. Good show.
>blm riots
>blacks attacking white kids
Holy based how did they get away with this? Even Batman had a mix of whites, browns, and blacks doing the knock out game even though its blacks that do it.
Because this persecution complex you have is mostly in your head.
>after a fiery warehouse battle with his rival
>Nemesis
Bravo.
>A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
>Personified in this case by an 'arrible cant.
>samaritan is named samaritan
>nemesis is named nemesis
i fail to see the problem here
I think it's fun that "Samaritan" has a positive connotation in Christendom when the story of the "Good Samaritan" was Jesus explaining to his fellow israelites that it was possible for a Samaritan to be a better person than a israelite (jews had him killed for this).
How many old man vanity projects is Sly gonna do? Dude is 76 years old
Eh let him make a movie for the grandkids without bellyaching.
>what if Last Blood but PG 13 capeshit
That actually sounds like kino
stallones producing it so it can't be total trash right?
It'll still be shit. it wont be pozzed if thats enough to justify something as kino for you.
will watch so long as its not trailer trickery where Stallone has like 2 whole minutes of scenes and the rest is just B-movie nobodies
This looks like something from the 90's TV. Anyway I would gladly watch a movie with Stallone playing a regular trashman.
is that the kid from euphoria
>Troubled teenager Sam Cleary (Javon "Wanna" Walton
Why’s the actors name “wanna?
Shouldn’t it be “finna”??
>"Wanna" Walton
>trailer has white portrayed as victim with Black folk as attackers
kino, i thought it was illegal to do that now
Looks like a bland mix of Unbreakable and Hanwiener. Very tired idea being recycled poorly.
>2008
I don't feel so good bros
Interesting premise. Not suprised if it's done a million times in comic books but can't say I've seen a tv show about a retired superhero. I'll have it on the background.
>more fricking capeshit
>here's your black noir
To be fair, as overdone as capeshit is at this point. This has the basics of a potentially good movie.
>previous borderline god is now old and his powers have waned
>could actually have a more grounded story to tell other than OP hero defeats OP bad guy.
I'm probably wrong, but still
Looks okay.
>Literally just a copy of Batman beyond
The kid will become the superhero at the end, mark my words.
That kid was awful in the umbrella academy
Can't believe Sly finally stooped to doing capeshit.
I don't give a shit if he was in 5 seconds of Guardians of the Galaxy 2, this looks worse in literally every way.
This is just a pure shill thread. wow. Cinemaphile is dead.
Looks fricking dope i'm in.
Wanna Walton? Why would I? I already have a Walter