>Troubled teenager Sam Cleary (Javon "Wanna" Walton) discovers that his mysterious and reclusive neighbor Joe Smith (Sylvester Stallone) is actually Granite City's legendary superpowered vigilante, Samaritan. Twenty years ago, Samaritan was reported dead after a fiery warehouse battle with his rival, Nemesis. Most believe Samaritan perished in the fire, but some in the city, like Sam, have hope that he is still alive. With crime on the rise and the city on the brink of chaos, Sam makes it his mission to coax Joe out of hiding and get him to embrace his powers once again to save the city from ruin.
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So Euron is playing the Nemesis guy?
>Google Javon Walton expecting a jogger
>He's white
Not bad
>Javon "Wanna" Walton
>white
Is this even legal?
sounds like an Unbreakable ripoff
>Granite City
i'm out
Their burgers are pretty good
>battle with his rival, Nemesis.
Bravo
>Super hero named Good Samaritan.
Bravo
He'll only come out of retirement for 1000 vials of Human growth hormone.
Australia Man is gonna freak
Are subscription services even trying anymore with shows and films?
>Buying prime for the streaming service and not the free 2 day shipping and Amazon discounts
Ngmi
consoom harder, wagecuck
Is this how poorgays cope? By calling people with money consoomers?
if you buy so much shit every month that you find it worth it to pay for free shipping then you are a consoomer yes
>Hanwiener...but old.
WHOA
>Comparing this to Hanwiener
This is nothing like Hanwiener
Is this not a story about a cranky down-on-his-luck superhero disillusioned with the world, learning to embrace his heroics and crawling out of the gutter to become earth's defender once again?
HOLY KINO
Superhero garbage even got Sly. It's over folks.
To me tv/film is dead.
nah, this is the part where everything get supersaturated like comic capeshit, not even normalgays will be bothered to keep with the stream of bullshit before it becomes incomprehensible like comic books
i bet the fight scenes are mediocre. he's too old to do his own stunts
it's why new arnold movies are mediocre because he can't do stunts anymore
To top it all off, he's making a new Expendables movie. He's like 90.
I was going to say Bruce Campbell did pretty well in Ash vs. Evil Dead, but he's like 12 years younger than Stallone plus that was ~4 years ago.
What are his super powers?
>hero name: samaritan
>villan name: nemesis
jesus fricking christ
I am not the Samaritan, I am not the priest or the levite, I am the ILL INTENT who set upon the traveler on the road he should not have been on.
Capekino is back on the menu.
superhero shit but edgy
no doubt full of Black folk
bad sfx
average at best (most likely well below average)
at what point do people get bored of this routine
The kinds of cheesy action heroes that guys like Arnold and Stallone used to play are unironically more interesting as superheroes than capeshit superheroes are.
capeshit is okay when it's sly or arnold. i'm looking forward to this kino.
Woah, an Amazon original about superheroes that ISNT about evil Superman?