I only wear hats if my hair is greasy or it's got to the point of being so long that I need the hat to keep it in place so it's not constantly getting in my face while I'm out and about
I don't know the scene. Did Tony ask nicely? If so, I'd take it off. If he was a prick about it, I'd tell him to go frick himself. I don't know who's a mob guy or not, so I'd treat him like the working class slob I assumed him to be. I doubt he'd beat the shit out of me,.or send someone to, in reality, because they have no idea who I am and woutldnt want to risk the heat of beating up a regular person who might have some connections with politicians, police, judiciary, other criminal elements, etc. I know some autists here are always in fight of flight mode during any unanticipated social interaction, and also think things happen like on Reacher where everyone else is on a hair trigger, but most people aren't unstable crazy, especially most career middle class criminals.
>I take my hat off
Heh I guess if you got it show it off huh? >I go to rub Tony's head
So I get a wish, that's how this works right? >Tony starts to get angry, breathing loudly, etc but before it gets physical I hop out of my seat, start to scurry around, and go "OOOOH come on I'm just a little guy come on!" >While Tony is looking at me confused, I take glasses out of my pocket and put them on
Come on you wouldn't hurt a guy with glasses eh? >Tony starts to crack up, tells me I got balls, and lets me carry on. Possibly offers to get me made
"I think you might need to put a hat ON"
>I don't think I will
>Hat? What hat?!
Pull out my gun and shoot him in the face
I take my hat off and very ostentatiously tousle my hair, while staring pointedly at his hairline.
>here, you need it more than me
gottem
I've only worn a hat a handful of times in my entire life.
Headwear just doesn't feel natural to me and I don't get why people wear them.
I do it when I haven't showed in a couple* days and just need to pop down to the store for a couple minutes. It's just polite.
I only wear hats if my hair is greasy or it's got to the point of being so long that I need the hat to keep it in place so it's not constantly getting in my face while I'm out and about
Cut ur hair Nick
Put the hat on his head and call him a fat frick.
take your fat off first, Mario
The girl I'm dating doesn't know I'm bald. Can you please just be a bro and keep it out secret?
i'm really insecure about my balding, please, as a man who experiences it yourself, let me have this comfort will you?
Ring up Jamal Ginsburg to knock him out in one punch
Put your mask on.
tony would be complaining a bunch to melfi about the mandates and the vax and how he hates masks but he would totally do this out in public
>oy you're trivializing the holocaust!
I don't know the scene. Did Tony ask nicely? If so, I'd take it off. If he was a prick about it, I'd tell him to go frick himself. I don't know who's a mob guy or not, so I'd treat him like the working class slob I assumed him to be. I doubt he'd beat the shit out of me,.or send someone to, in reality, because they have no idea who I am and woutldnt want to risk the heat of beating up a regular person who might have some connections with politicians, police, judiciary, other criminal elements, etc. I know some autists here are always in fight of flight mode during any unanticipated social interaction, and also think things happen like on Reacher where everyone else is on a hair trigger, but most people aren't unstable crazy, especially most career middle class criminals.
>I take my hat off
Heh I guess if you got it show it off huh?
>I go to rub Tony's head
So I get a wish, that's how this works right?
>Tony starts to get angry, breathing loudly, etc but before it gets physical I hop out of my seat, start to scurry around, and go "OOOOH come on I'm just a little guy come on!"
>While Tony is looking at me confused, I take glasses out of my pocket and put them on
Come on you wouldn't hurt a guy with glasses eh?
>Tony starts to crack up, tells me I got balls, and lets me carry on. Possibly offers to get me made
It's just that easy
Only subhumans wear hats or sunglasses indoor
you're the exception
>he make the same thread everyday
You believe this finook? What a loser.
vaffanculo figlio di puttana
I would confidently go "oh, fair enough, sorry about that", take off the hat and then go on with my date. It was really a no brainer
Put a wig on