>takes the best adventure story of all time and tries to make everything extreme from making Jim a flying surfer, Flint some godly space pira...

>takes the best adventure story of all time and tries to make everything ‘extreme’ from making Jim a flying surfer, Flint some godly space pirate emperor, everybody is now a weird furry or a silly robot.
>undercuts tons of beloved and classic adventure imagery by ‘borging it up’, your Hispaniola and magic flying ship from Peter Pan are ‘so last millennia’, it’s y2k and 2.0 now!
>just awful, cringe inducing, already completely dated alterations like Ben Gunn being a robot named B.E.N. Ooh we’re flying through the nebula like an ocean, watch out for the black whole whirlpool!
>this entire false start on the new age of mystery and adventure, shared by Atlantis. Like it’s more teenage and arcane and magical but it kind of sucks because it’s supposed to be new-age. Like this was an unsavory or weird idea of new-age magic and adventure
Animation and performances are great but this movie was such a bad choice, you can really see the gears turning like they’re trying to upgrade an old ride with tacky new stuff. I wouldn’t say it’s disrespectful of the original so much as it loses it’s sense of adventure by altering everything in corny ways. Atlantis was a bit better but also had this feeling of trying too hard. Anyone else feel the same way?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most people love it.
    One of the best long johns ever.
    BEN is cringe, yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll show you a long john waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Most people love it.
      source?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i’m a person and i loved it
        >source: i asked your mom what i thought of it after a wild romp in the hay last night

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If people loved it so much then why was it a massive flop with barely any lasting impact?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean in hindsight. by Cinemaphilegays
        It was a bomb in theaters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lackluster marketing.
        It's a cult classic now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah cult of furries

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The creators thought Disney sabotaged it. Personally I remember getting some Treasure Planet asteroid-shooting game CD from cereal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I remember that too. It was a 3D game where you controlled the ship moving through space. If you shoot at the space whales the captain reprimands you and then Jim says "Sorry ma'am, won't happen again!"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The creators thought Disney sabotaged it
            Yeah wasn't that the common theory to push out/transition to 3D/Cgi shit instead of the traditional 2d/handdrawn

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't just a gimmick. The creators were super into it and kept nagging Disney to let them make it. Disney wasn't interested until they kept making hits, but the film performed bad like the execs expected.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    underrated kino

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Disney fell into mediocrity for a while with this film. Fantasia 2000, Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis and Lilo & Stitch were good. This is when they lost their touch imo.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine spending your Friday morning angrily typing some soulless shit like this about a kids cartoon from two decades ago.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you seethe over the muppet version of Treasure Island as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who doesn't LOVE Muppets Treasure Island is a horrible person. It's an 11/10 movie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THERE ARE MEN WHOSE HEARTS
        ARE AS BLACK AS COAL

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Actually creepy when the heads sing but what a great movie.
          Also Curry is such an icon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically my favorite movie.

        Actually creepy when the heads sing but what a great movie.
        Also Curry is such an icon.

        I see you are also men of culture responding to an obvious bait/shitpost thread.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I SEE US AS MEMBERS OF A NOBLE BROTHERHOOD

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >watch old episodes of Muppet Show
            >Sweetums is copping feels on all the sexy female guest stars during song and dance numbers
            absolute mad lad

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Man, those are so comfy but I'm too much of a zoomer/millienuiel/whatever to recognize most of the guests. I legit know like 10 out of 70.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically my favorite movie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same
        >WE GOT CABIN FEVER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No I watched it yesterday night instead of Treasure Island because it’s one of the greatest movies ever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        based
        There are very few good live action treasure island movies I noticed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Treasure Planet was amazing.
    But Atlantis was crap, I hate that film.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste. Atlantis is god tier.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being weirded out as a kid by the romance between the main guy and the furry woman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the what now
      You're confusing the professor with the MC, right?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen this animated film, but whenever I do see an image of it on somewhere like say, right here on Cinemaphile, I'm always vividly reminded of that one obscenely demented picture of the cat-women captain character equipped with a gigantic sweaty set of hyper-virile male genitalia, force feeding the mercilessly bound dog character untold heaps of what is presumably her own waste - his grotesquely shit-bloated body staring hopelessly back at her in a grim sterile horror-movie dark corridor - his body of course already stuffed to the point of no escape, shit filled flesh sandwiched between the soughing walls

    I don't even know their names and yet this is stained within my memory

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Silver is a rare BASED surrogate Disney-dad. BASED intro exposition by Tony Jay. Emma Thompson's voice is always heavenly. But yes, B.E.N. was annoying as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He beats Tim Curry as a Long John because he's really great at being a surrogate dad. Tim Curry is too maniacal to be trusted. Great singer though...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tim Curry is the other kind of daddy. The kind it's more fun not to trust.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yea, definitely. Love him but he's not the same type of dad that TP's LJS is.

          Love it or hate it, Treasure Planet featured one of the hottest characters ever created by Disney. That's a fact.

          She's got a weird hotness. They could have made a hotter catgirl. all the furries were disgusting in a sense.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was fricking pathetic how hard they were trying to make BEN the new Robin Williams Genie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had a Mandela effect that it was actually him.
      I swear the role was written for him too, it acts spergy like him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funny since Robon Williams played that red robot in Robots not long after. He was funnier than BEN.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        speaking of Robin Williams and muppets:

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, that ending was hilarious

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      9gag meme, frick off.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like this movie. Went to see it with my mom and then hunted down every piece of Ben Gunn in the Happy Meals

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe bait, but nevermind

    This movie has so much SOVL it's almost unreal

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Much to my dismay, the cat lady was a childhood crush.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pussy joke goes here

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This shit wouldn't fly today

    ?t=51

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is a pure late 90's early 2000's time capsule

    truly kino

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    John telling Jim he has the making of greatnes/montage of Jim's dad leaving and the end always makes me tear up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, it's fricking amazing.
      Telling the blob to stay with Jim was pretty kino too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rewatching the ending now. Frick, it's good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know, that's the exact clip I'm watching.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >missing out the best part that preceded it

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Love it or hate it, Treasure Planet featured one of the hottest characters ever created by Disney. That's a fact.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you being a troony is also a fact

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you never breeding is also a fact

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jim's mom is hot sex
    like all Disney moms, say what you like about Disney but once upon a time they animated the hottest moms around

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based mom appreciator. The Treasure Planet Milf mogs the incredibles mom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely, and her hair down mode is hot.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AND I WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL
    WANNA TOUCH THINGS I DON'T FEEL
    WANNA HOLD ON AND FEEL I BELONG

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you chose for this seemingly random dissertation, what is considered by many now, to be THE single most underrated Disney movie OAT.

    LUL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This and Atlantis were great.
    Go suck a dick, because you're clearly a deviant homosexual.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was Ludo Kino. I should watch it again

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Treasure Planet, Atlantis The Lost Empire, and The Iron Giant are the holy trinity of early 2000's animated films
    > inb4 Giant came out in 99
    Its close enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Pokemon The Movie 2000, Digimon 2000, and Yugioh: The Pyramid of Light.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Idk why but I always liked Pokemon 3 the most, but these are a solid line-up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about
      >Anastasia
      >Titan A.E.
      >Prince of Egypt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Titan AE
        That movie sucked.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Never saw Anastasia
        Titan A.E’s plot was nothing special but it had cool alien and spaceship designs.
        Prince of Egypt is kino of the highest order.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that the screenshot of the guy on here who has to go therapy cause he became obsessed with having a robot arm from watching this movie? He tried to cut it off or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Today, I will remind them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's leaving humanity behind.

        He's more machine than man at this point.

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